Redneck Scientist



''Phillipe d'Beaker says:  September 20, 2009 at 6:46 am ''

hey guyz!! hold my beer and watch this!!


 * lolcatburglar says:
 * September 20, 2009 at 7:06 am


 * _slow, sad, hedshake_


 * cweenmj says:
 * September 20, 2009 at 7:14 am


 * I did not noez dat Fleep wuz a rednekk….


 * lolcatburglar says:
 * September 20, 2009 at 7:21 am


 * Do u think mabye he meaned “hold my beaker and watch this?”

''nativeca66 says:  September 20, 2009 at 7:36 am ''

If yew lite yor farts wif uh bunsen burner.

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 20, 2009 at 7:52 am ''

If all ur theories is relative, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 20, 2009 at 8:07 am ''

If yor eggsperimint lab wuz destroyed by yor hunting lab,

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 20, 2009 at 8:11 am ''

If u have moar than one gas chromatograph up on blocks outside of ur lab,u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 20, 2009 at 8:19 am ''

If yew yooz uh Telsa coil tew jump start yor pickup,

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 20, 2009 at 8:25 am ''

If ur lab coat has had teh sleeves torn off, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 20, 2009 at 8:59 am ''

If yew’ve been banned from the NRAO foar trying tew hook intew teh VLA tew lissen tew Lynard Skynard.

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 20, 2009 at 9:10 am ''

If u has ever been in a custody battle over a lab rat, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 20, 2009 at 10:54 am ''

If yor poarch collapsis adn 3 lab assistants awr killified.

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 20, 2009 at 11:39 am ''

If u’ve ever been too drunk for fission, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 5:08 am ''

If yew can burp the Greek alphabet.

Yewwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

˚○ Ααααlfuh ○ֹ˚ βαααtuh ˚◦○ Gγαααmuh ○˚ Δellltuh ◦○ phew

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 5:11 am ''

If u have ever worn a tube top while giving a paper, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 5:42 am ''

If yew mixed up yor research notes awn hepatocytes wif yor notes awn finding yor father becawz dey both sed “Cell Research”.

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 5:48 am ''

If u’ve ever taken a beer to an oral examination, u might be a redneck scientist.


 * cweenmj says:
 * September 21, 2009 at 5:57 am


 * _wunderz y taking a beer tu dentist iz kunsidderd ‘rednek’_

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 6:02 am ''

If yew developed uh method tew control teh weather adn ended up blowing away yor own trailer,

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 6:03 am ''

If ur wife has ever asked you to move the particle accelerator so she can take a bath, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:20 am ''

If yew win teh NASCAR championship inna DeLorean.

Yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:25 am ''

If ur test tubes are stamped with the words “Dairy Queen”, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:42 am ''

If they ask tew see yor security clearance ID at teh LHC,

and yew show them yor CERN belt buckle,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:43 am ''

If u think that “QED” stands for “Quick! Earl’s dead!” u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:51 am ''

If yew have moar degrees than teeth,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 7:53 am ''

If u discover a new galaxy and name it after ur truck, u might be a redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 8:27 am ''

If u win teh Nobel Prize and are disappointed that they don’t hand u a novelty oversized check, u might be a redneck scientist.

(Sry to be going out of turn. I just thinked up this one and it made me gigglol)

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 8:38 am ''

If u own a painting of Einstein on black velvet, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 9:52 am ''

If yew fashioned uh moonshine still owt ob yor chemistry set,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 9:58 am ''

If ur Xmas ornaments are made out of spent uranium rods, u might be a redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 10:53 am ''

If ur idea of seeking research funding is buying a lottery ticket, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 11:18 am ''

If yew tell yor kid tew git owt the mass spectrometer

and pull yor finger,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 11:24 am ''

If u’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your thesis, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm ''

If yew awr reminded tew pull up yor jeans

while studying large seismic faults,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm ''

If u keep ur petri dishes in a styrofoam cooler, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm ''

If yew yooz a macrotome to make beef jerky,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 21, 2009 at 1:20 pm ''

If yor interns moonlight az rodeo clowns,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm ''

If u spent ur honeymoon going fossil hunting, u might be a redneck scientist.

''lolcatburglar says:  September 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm ''

Ok, I is gonna be in meetings most of tomorrow, so I will just post teh rest of whut I has rite now. Well played, NC66!

If u’ve ever written a grant proposal on teh back cover of the Auto Trader, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u ever spray-painted ur lab assistant’s name on an overpass, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u bring toilet paper to a peer review, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Young Einstein” was snubbed for best picture, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u prefer car keys to a Langmuir probe, u might be a redneck scientist.

If u have more than two lab assistants named Bubba or Junior, u might be a redneck scientist.

''nativeca66 says:  September 22, 2009 at 5:49 am ''

Brava LCB!

RL gawt a hold of me too, but I jes had cupplol moar dat ai fot ob rite about teh same time.

If yor containment/decontamination protocol

involves a warning horn that plays Dixie,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.

If yor research institute emblem

luks suspiciously like teh Confederate flag,

yewwwww mite bii uh redneck scientist.