Anniversary Gift Guide

 snippet February 29, 2008 at 9:32 am

i marryded mi cheezboi twenny yeerz ago dis March!

''lolcatburglar February 29, 2008 at 9:52 am'' Twenny yeers? That’s teh Cheezburger anniversary.

Tradishunal Lolcat Annivershury Gift Guide:

First Yeer: crumpled-up peeces of paper Second: cotton balls Therd: lether collars Forth: Fry Baby for makin’ large frys at home Fifth: Woodin Viking Sallid Bote Sixth: New iron for teh YNG Sebenth: Woolen swetter to make a nest in Aighth: Linen mouse filled wif catnips Ninth: Serammic pots to grow catnip or kittehs in Tenth: Diamond-encrusted litter scoop Fittenth: Crystal litter box Twennieth: Cheezburgerz Twenny-fifth: Sterling silver luvving cup filled wif diet soda Thirtyeth: Purls Thirty-fifth: Swine Fittyeth: Golden chikken nuggitz (soopersized)

''Romeow February 29, 2008 at 9:56 am'' WIN fur LCB. Especially, since I gets a Crystal Litter Box this yeer. Or, duz I hab to GIB a Crystal Litter Box? If dat’s teh case, I bwake up and go bak to teh Crumpled-up Peeces of Paper.

''lolcatburglar February 29, 2008 at 10:01 am'' Donot worries, Romeow. I will get u TOO crystal litter boxes. One fur each of u. Then u no has to worry or fite over whose is His and whose is Hers.

You can lissten to teh raydio while using them, since you will has a crystal set!