Kimkiwi Memorial



ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:00 am

Cos we need sum party fuds. AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:02 am

Solow tawp spot, OcM. Yoo mussta bin in teh kew fur yor tikkit fur ayges. ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

Nawt was gonna miss dis wun, A1. Dis be speshul. Fanks. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

Iz thyme? ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

_nods_ Yesh, Rosemary, iz thyme. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

_nods sagely_ yes. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

Parsely, sage, rosemary, & thyme Washed is the ground with so many tears Between the salt water and the sea strand

tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

lubs dis wun. bootiful. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 6:48 pm

_nods_ noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm

rite, der am no marjoram 4 error. tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

_faysepaw_ Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Ai o-rekan-o dat’s kawld a “pun”, Tessm. Iz bery punny… tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm

woof! WOOF! a thouzand thymes, WOOF! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 6:50 pm

Appreesheates S&G’s moosikal a-cumin. Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 9:28 pm

Cilantro-duce you? _snerk_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 10:51 pm

Thank you! What anise offer!! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

Prelude to Monday Mourning Singalong, Chapter the 1rd.

_a solitary woman walks down JCH4K Lane, around the Roundabout, past the restaurant Chez Cheez, the Pie Stall and d’Beaker Labs humming obliviously, occasionally stopping to smell teh kitties and pet the roses_

_unlocks door _

_climbs long and winding staircase to loft_

_cranks up the Pie Paw Gun [that's 'pipe organ' to those not used to Gibbocat Lol speake]

_puts on special ruby slippers from Organmaster shoes, with the special, patent pending Sensitive Soles_

_ sweet, magically comforting melodies waft through the air, favorites from the Monday Morning Singalongs, tastefully seasoned with Salsa_

_lovely sounds of a choir rehearsing in the far off backroom (under direction of Nennepuss, selections by Ambercat) weave into a multilayered, complex, antiphonal counterpoint with the organ_

JCH4K warms up for her solo which will magically transform in the ears of each listener into the perfect piece which will comfort and cheer_

People enter quietly, greeting each other, ‘Ohai!!’ and sharing remembrances of their beloved Kimkiwi._ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

~♪~ Mary0spockn has been assigned to arrange the flowers so as not to let her er, distract the other singers, so, predictably, aliens are flying in from the far reaches of the galaxy, unhindered.

Fragrant, multicolored sweetpeas are in profusion around the room, draping over all entryways, up and down the path outside and the hallways inside leading up to this special room in the mary0spockn library and Litterecy Center and Reading Rum, and twining up and around each and every pew , on which there are small, finely cut crystal atomizers of Scents of Humor, placed by Fyumi Gator for each and every participant to take home and use as needed.

In the basement, Conga Rats, Salsa Chip Monks, Merengue Mice, and Whippy Creme Squirrels trained by LeezaB, practice their steps, being careful not to squish the Ear Worms, who have [thank goodness] taken a vow of silence for the day_

_Ruby, the hummingbird, flies in with her acrobatic dance troupe, followed by Gremlin’s magic carpet filled with the corps de ballet Kiwi birds atop a mountain of monarda from Gremlin’s garden_

The d’Beaker labs quietly enter with a sobbing Igor, contrasting with the famous and dashing Phillippe d’Beaker who accompanies him. They lead Igor up the long and windy stairs to settle in the choir loft, near the pie paw gun , but off to the side so that the choir can process without tripping over Igor, the Labs or Igor’s rather grimy bag.

~ ♪ ~ A little maus perches quietly on the organ console, barely visible, and only to those who are wearing joo janta peril sensitive glasses. Ebil Maus lurks, plotting ebil doings, and occasionally pulls out all the stops on the organ at random, startling the organist and all participants below with a loud BOOM. The organist almost ROFNL. Ebil maus is chased by a beautiful BC into the room with the organ bellows, where he sulks and plans ebil. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:10 am

~♪~ As if from a great distance, feedback sounds of microphones being too close to the Ginormous Woofer from a sound system mingle with other hints of preparation for a rock concert are woven into the musical fabric in interesting juxtaposition. The organist in oblivious.

‎The music then continues sweetly, everyone hearing exactly what s/he needs to hear, and no one hearing anything s/he doesn’t need to hear, as excited rumors are spreading that HRH CweenMj will be attending_

Rhokit, little meesecheezvous furry ball of humor, is randomly turning pages to “halp’ the organist, occasionally completely knocking the sheet music off its rack. Good thing the organist knows the score, just sayin’.

Suddenly, there is a kerfuffle in the basement: the wonderful costumes created by csmall Cathy have been locked in a wardrobe by Lyanthya ,who insists it should be erm, _gasp_ un-clothed dancing!!!

Igor, roused from his purple funk, wrings his hands and wails along with the Conga Rats, Salsa Chip Monks, Merengue Squirrels and the Silent Ear Worms, who are silently wailing about not being able to wear the wicked good costumes designed by csmall, featuring green floofy knickers “donated” by Ebil Maus who got them from Tidmum.

Igor wails and wrings his hands. d’Beaker looks grim yet amazingly debonair in his designer tuxedo, thinking to himself “If only I hadn’t wrecked the time machine”. Slowly, however, the cogs in Igor’s cranium suddenly crank out an idea… sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

Chapter 2th In the gallery below, Tidmum is thinking to herself as she seats herself .Hey!! It’s a bit drafty round here…._checks seff why dere be giraffes_…Errm…aifinkso I has been de-briefed! O.O

_the ebil looking mouse with shifty eyes and a zippo tries to look innocent and has epic Fail_

_still hiding the box with the bellows for the pie paw gun he plans and plans a nebil idea, ebiller than any idear he’s evah had_

_sound of gnawing_ kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:33 am

O noes! Wach owt bell lows! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:40 am

sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am
 * grin:

~Igor, having all the cogs fall into place in his strange, crazy quilt of a brain, assembled from various donors by the mysterious M.T. d’Beaker [ebil twin of Phillippe d'Beaker], lurches into action, trips over his grimy ruck sack of a bag, just misses the debonair Phillipe who manages to gracefully leap out of the way. Igor recovers himself and proclaims YOuR Eeek Uh!!! as he finds the keyring full of skeleton keys. (the Conga Rats shudder and think, Ew, what kind of small skeletons _are _ they? and do a head count). Igor dips and sways in his halting way toward the wardrobe that Lyantha is blocking. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

~♪~ Lyanthya, seeing Igor approaching shaking his thang, (the keyring) goes all EEEK and abandons her position of guarding the wardrobe. Igor, wonders why women always seem to run off with a quickness when he appears, shrugs it off and tries one skeleton key after another. (The salsa chipmonks shudder at the use of one particular key and do a head count). Finally, a key turns the Loch! (The squirrels do a head count and go all :shock: ) sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

Restrained exuberence ensues!!! The Salsa Chip Monks (who were trained by non other than Marco at the Dance Boot Camp in NZ), Conga Rats (under the tender prodding of Cweenmj), Ear Worms (who are honoring their vow of silence for the event), the Merengue Mice, trained in the Dominican RepLolbic, and the Whippy Creme Squirrels trained by LeezaB with (minus one) dansdansdans nd put on the freshly floofed costumes, designed by csmall. Every one is happy and ready for the big production n0mber which will start at this venue and proceed in jazzfuneral Procession style to the rock concert venue, each dancer with his own parrot head umbrella and for the Big ending with JazzHands! when… whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrclonkwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewgasp… silence. willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

_poke..poke..poke_

Ohai! dis iz noe tiem fro an napp Miz Sweepea! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 12:08 pm

~♪~ Suddenly, there arose such a clatter, the organist sprang from her bench to see what was the matter!!!! _clatTERcLATTERCLATTERclatter_ when, wot to our wandering eyez did appear, but some cute Bendy Boys who proclaimed WE’RE HERE!!! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Chapter 3rst Ebil mouse emits a nevil _brp_ Yes, he has chewed through the bellows while the others were distracted by Igor’s efforts and with head counts. The Conga Rats, Salsa Chip Monks, Merengue Meese stand in stunned silence. This is the day the music died. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 12:13 pm

The Bendy Boys, yes Kimkiwi’s entourage, wearing Black Armbands chattered in Spanish, assessing the situation. Estamos aqui! ¿Necesitan Uds halp? Staring in stunned, dumb silence the crowd waited with baited bref, having consumed shrimps at the Buffet at Chez Cheeze earlier, and Fish Pi at the Pie Stall. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

OOOOOOOOO the crowd gasped as the Head Boy released Ophelia and Buddyfrom his arms, gently placing them near the Ebil Maus who was frozen in fright. Ophelia promptly batted Ebil Maus’s zippo clatterclatterclatter down the long and windy stairs, and Buddy chased Ebil Maus with a quickness. The BBs looked around, and one said in a lovely accent. !Ay, caramba, don’t get your knickers in a wad!!!! And with a practiced hand, took the floofy green knickers[donated by Tidmum via Ebil Maus's debriefing] used them to magically patch the bellows, and preened, knowing that Kimkiwi would have a proud.. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

clappity clappity!!! Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 12:51 pm

_Is dumstruk….er, is awestruk_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 12:48 pm

~♪~ Ebil maus was playing (and temporarily winning) the cat and mouse game as he hid in a dark corner, and was still smugly thinking he had deaded the music dead because there was still silence.from the organ loft, even after the green floofy knicker repair. He knew that even if the bellows could be fixed, he had also gnawed through the legtrical wire. He just couldn’t contain the tiny little bwahahahah. Buddy and ophelia twitched their ears when they heard it and did the butt wiggle of doom, un noticed by Ebil Maus. He thought smugly: Heeeeeeee the day the music died would be credited to the one and only Ebil Maus!!! What he didn’t count on was his gud brovver Maus was an eggspert on trouble shooting, and had a Nup to Date Creative License. He reminded everyone “Google is your friend”summoned the CCC, quickly typed into the tricorder pad some choice words, got the results, input them into Babelfish to translate into Spanish for the Bendy Boys, who quickly proceeded to disable the legtrical connection, and quckly brought the organ back to life shovelling coal into the steam engine stored in the back of the bellows chamber. With a gasp and a WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE the organ was alive again! It was reincarnated back into its former self as the Calliope on the Delta Queen in N’Orlns. !!!! Yay! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Chapter 1V and EpiLolgue. The Conga Rats, Merenque Meece, Silent Earworms and the WhippyCreme Squirrlols (minus one) got into JazzFuneral formation as the Calliope, a Mused the crowd. The Jazz Funeral procession proceeded up and down the long and windy stairs adding anyone who wanted to join, up and down the aisles, dancing to the music of the spheres, adding this one, that one, everyone to the parade as they made their way around the roundabout, down JCH4K Blvd to the Rock concert venue and finished with Great Panache…and Jazz Hands! ~♪~ pouncechasepouncechasepouncechasepouncechasepouncechaserinserepeatpouncechase… the Ebil Maus ran from Ophelia and Buddy with a quickness, finally crossing the Rainbow Bridge, where for all eternity the kittehs there are endlessly amused by pouncechasepouncechasepouncechaseing him. Hell for the ebil one, hebbin for good kittehs. Anom. ~♪~ The organist continues to this day, thinking of Kimkiwi, and playing obliviously. ~♪~ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm
 * lol:

heh, you look…a Mused. _Calliope preens_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm

_moar stunned sile ends._

Tehn teh crowd rises as WUN!!!!! An begin to cheer!!!

SWEETPEA HAZ DUNNIT AGAIN!

A bravooooooora purr four mints!!!!!!

_happee sigh to think ai axe shoe alley noe theze peepl an they ar mai frenz_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Yes, Dame Janet, Cheezpeeps adn Cheez Land r teh bestest!!! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Anom! cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Awsum!!! just awsum!!!!!! SweetPea, u haz owtdun urself!!! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm

_preen_ Thank you, m’lady. _deep curtsy_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Do yoo think – maybe a bit laytur – yoo cud taek SweetPea fur a ride in yur bubblol?

Ai cud come too! ;) To maek shur nuthing “untoeard” happened.

An if yoo bring the realle big wun, tehn maybe we cud awl go – an bring teh rest ov teh refreshmints an hav a big partee in the skye! ;) sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

We could flote Somewhere Over the Rainbow♪ ? catena says: July 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Derez eh land dat ai hurdz awf Wonse in a lullabai Catsablanca says: July 11, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Afinkso owr Cween’s bubblol masheen wuz yoosed inna moobie Teh Magiclol Legend ov teh Leprechauns. At least, hao tehy showed teh peeps inna bubblols is eggsaktlee hao Ai imagin it. tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm

APPLOLSAWSE!!!APPLOLSAWSE!!!elebenty!!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ … ..See! I TOLE ebreewun taht teh TTI green floofy nikkurz was teh yooseful! :P ….. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm

sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm
 * mrgreen:

oh, and are you gonna eat doze shrwimps? _looks longingly at Tidmum’s plate_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

_ Hands Sweetpea a BUKKIT of shwimp_ { { { sweetpea} } } sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm
 * shock: the bukkit is bloo!!!

erm… I _found_ it. Yep. Dats it. _nodnod_….it was in LCB’s plaice…. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Teh bukkit – iz bloo???

An LCB – had it???

Can this possiblee meen. . . waht it seems to meen?? JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

A towst – to teh TTI green floofy nikkurz!!! ;) lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Bottoms up! tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:59 pm

lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm
 * lol:

wow!! :shock: taht wuz amayzing!! :D luvscatsva says: July 10, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Mary’o – that was amayzin and full of awsum and win!! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 5:33 pm

why, thank you drluvz sweetpea says: July 11, 2011 at 8:11 am

tanks, Lunarnommy, er Lunarmommy! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 2:59 pm

SweetPea, u is full of teh win and ossimness. U rock so much, they’ll have to naym a mountain after u. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 6:59 pm

mmmmmmm. I can smell Scents of Humor No. 11benty you’re wearing. Hints of Balm of Gilead with subtle undertones of Kiwi and just a touch of catnip. You’ve been spritz by Fyumi Gator, haven’t you? skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Ooooohhhh! Wut a GRATE storee sweetpea! Tell us a nother! But um… shud I aks what happened to teh skwirrl?? :shock: sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 5:34 pm

um, er, well, uh. Let’s just say, some skeleton keys are best left in the closet… noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 3:33 pm

mai pj an jessica rx hausted frum da danzin an da leeki eyez. dere nappin nao, butt x press dere luv 4 kimkiwi an awl da cheespeeps awl obber diz werld. sweetpea, u iz 1 awsum legume. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm

aw, fanx. You are a nawsome pasta! :lol: AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:01 am

_bates breff wif poppycorms, and waits fur the purr four mints tu start_ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

_bows hed, finking uv Kim an awl teh uvver frends wee’ve lost tew soon_ annipuss says: July 10, 2011 at 11:05 am

_Sits kwyutlee remembrin teh cheezfrens hoo aer playin in teh meddo_ ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:06 am

Closes eyes for a momint, finking ov awl teh lost frends. bayshang says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

_lights a liddol candol for Kimkiwi adn finks bout deh ones wii misses taht wates for us in teh meddows_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

Yummmm! Poppycorms!.. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

_sobs quietly_ FyumiGator says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

_spritz spritz with balm of gilead_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 2:02 pm

pssst, Fyumi, your avatar is, erm, missing. FyumiGator says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

_spritzspritzspritz with delicate essence of Balm of Gilead, which heals the soul_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Mulch better! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

{ { { { { { Upfi} } } } } } Heer. Ai can sit beside yoo heer an hold yur hand fur a littlol bit?? Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:29 am

_nods_ _sniffles_ _sobs some more_

It’s just been too much. Peeps dying left and right in mai life since last October. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

Ai noe, ai noe!

_pat pat pat_

This seems to haz bin a reelee bad yeer. :( Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

Yes, it has been. Is it over nao, Janet? Is it over? I want it to stop. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Oh, ai do TOO!!!!

Ai dont noe. Ai shurlee doo hope so.

Heer. Ai browt sum nice kawfee – axe shoe alley – plentee fur ebreewun!

But heer iz a nice big cup fur yoo – do yoo laik creem an shoogar? An hav a peese ov this RELEEE delishus kawfee/walunt caek. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Just black laik teh abyss ai libs in. Fank u. _noms cayk_ altosinger says: July 10, 2011 at 8:13 pm

It haz bin a ruff wun, taht’s foar shure. Butt (!) wee aer heer, an hab mayd itt thus farr. CC haz gotten us frew itt awl. KimKiwi, iff yew aer lissnin, fanks foar yoor halp wen ai needled itt. An CC, fankz foar KimKiwi. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

{ { { { altosinger!} } } }

Ai haff mist yew!!!

Ai yam grateful az whale… fore bofe ob yew! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm

{ { { { { Upfi} } } } } Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:27 am

Darn. Changed mai abatar, but it hasn’t changed here. Hm. Ok. AI can try two things. Nao where is dis funkshun key… ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

{ { { { { { { Upfi} } } } } } } }  Ai can see ur Kiwi abatar, Caterpigglee. SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 11:44 am

mii tu… ai sees yur Kiwi.

furgawt tu chaynjify myne… bee arr bee… SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 11:48 am

am ai a Kiwi Crossing sine nao? Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

Yes, u are. Iffn ur old abatar is still in ur pyooter’s cache, u need to press CTRL+F5 to update the cache and then u can see it, too. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

{ { { OzcatMum} } }  Ai remembered LCB’s majical key combinashun Ctrl+F5 and then ai could see it, too. SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

_sits neckst tu deer Upfi… hoalds hur paw… wypes away mai teers an hurs wif uvvur paw_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

_blows noes noisily_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Mii, 2, Upfi, mii 2. { { { { { { Upfi} } } } } } Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:02 am

_ scampers awn tu teh stayge, holds up a bebbeh kiwi _

Is yu reddy tu rawk?

Ai sed… IS YU REDDY TU RAWK??? ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

We is reddy! bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

Weer reddy Piggeh!! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

And teh crowd gose WYLD!!!!

W00!! W000t! AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

YES!!! Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:05 am

Let the wildness begin! lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

WHAT DO WE WANT? RAWK! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 11:06 am

_frows rawks et the piggeh_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:28 am

Ai’m reddiee! lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

U look so pretty in ur flowers! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Thanks yoo so much.

Au must say – ai cudn’t hav dun it wiffaut yoo. ;) tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:05 am

reddy to rawk!!! SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

We iz reddy tu RAWK! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

_Clevverly fashuns absorbent iy masks form…errr….laydees yu kno, thingees. For laydees. Gud for soe king up. Cleen wuns!_

Lukkit; self-stikky! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Handz to awl hoo com thru teh gayts – truss me; yu’ll need tehm! 4point5kittehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:21 pm

kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:03 am

Noysez auf? Am wii reddy? Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

_ A singlol spotlite opens up awn teh mayn stayge adn GP appeers wib hims littlol geetar _

Ohai ebberywon! Welcumming tu “Piggeh… RAWKS!” – Teh. Gratest. Munnay. Moarning. Syngalong. EBBER!

Wii is teh heer tudai tu amember ower deer frend KimKiwi hu crossed teh bridge LAWTS ob yeers afore hurr wus mented tu. Pfft. Stoopy cancer.

Kim yoosed tu leed us awl on a littlol syngalong ebbery Munnay moarning libe frum kiwiland adn, eben do eet wus steel Sundai in teh rest ob teh whirrled, wii awl sang along anywai.

So, heer am a littlol sawng ai rote fur mai frend Kim… plz tu feline free tu singing alawng.

Fankies…

A nawt lawng thyme ago Ai kin steel amember Hao taht Kiwi yoosed tu maek mii smylol

Adn ai gnu hurr juss bai chance Munnay moarning, wii wud syng adn dans Adn, bebbeh, wii’d bii happeh fur a whyle

But frends hu gnu, dey maed mii shibber Wib ebbery updayte dey’d delibber Bad gnus awn teh doorstep Ai cud nawt taek won moar step

Oh, ai amember hao ai cryed Wen ai red abowt teh end on teh fite

Adn sumthing tuched mii deep insyde Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed…

So bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Deed yu teech us awl abowt lubb? Adn du yu has frends in teh hunnert? Oh, yesh yesh yesh, aidufinkso!

Nao deed yu beleeb in rawk adn rowl? Does myoosik lift us wen wii is low? Adn deed yu teech mii hao tu dans reeeeel sloooow?

Well, ai gnu ai wus in lubb wib Kim Wen ai saw hurr dansing, eet wus teh win! Wii boff keeked awf ower shoos Man, wii dug dose rithum adn bloos!

Ai wus alowne awn Munnay, hao eet deed suck! Wibowt KimKiwi ai wus juss dumbstruck Adn ai gnu ai wus owt ob luck Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed…

Ai started singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Nao, fur ten dais wii has bin awn ower own Adn ai steel donut beelebe taht yu is rly gawn No, taht’s nawt hao is sposed to bii….

Well, yu yoosed tu sing Carole King oar Queen Adn sumthymes eet wus eben Don McLean Inna boyce taht sownded awl caramellee…

Oh adn wen sumfing wud get mii down Yu just turned awn sum old James Brown Teh korus wus awl ai herd So perfikt, ai deeserned

Adn wen Herod caem bakk arownd in March Yu tryed tu nokk heem owt teh ballpark Adn wii sang dirges in teh dark Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed Wii wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Heltur skeltur in teh summer swelter Kiwi berds flew awf tu fynd a gnu shelter Ate myles hai adn going FAST! Eric, hii fownd yu awn teh grass Dere playing wib awl teh kittehs, past Wib a jesture adn a sigh, hii gnu yu’d passed

Nao teh meddow air wus sweet perfume Whyle conga rats played dere marching toon Wii awl gawt up tu dans Oh, dere’s alwais thyme tu dans!

So, teh players cayme tu taek teh feeld Teh marchy band wus vry well heeled Adn teh teers wii shed were unconseeled Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed.. Wii started singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Oh, and dere wii were awl in won plaice A genurayshun lawst in spayce Wib no thyme left tu start agen…

So come awn crash taht cymbal, du eet kwik Whack sumfing wib yur rithum steeck Syng a sawng fur ower deer Cheezyfrend

Adn as yur dansing awn teh stayge Plz du nawt feel sad at tihs owtrage Ower angel’s sed hurr last farewell Adn left us heer unner hurr spell Adn as hurr soul climbed hai intu teh nite Tu bring ceeling cat endless deelite Ai gnu she’d finally fynd respite Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed Ai wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Well ai met a grrl hu sang teh bloos Adn ai asked hurr fur sum happeh gnus But she juss cryed adn turned awai

Ai went down tu teh parfait stoar Ware ai’d herd teh myoosic yeers afore But teh man dere sed teh myoosic wud nawt plai…

Adn in teh streets teh kittehs screemed Teh lubbers cryed, adn teh powets dreemed Nawt a werd wus spoken Teh cherch bells awl were broken Adn teh Cheezfrend ai admyre mowst Marco, hii held hurr hand past the post Whyle she caught the last train for the coast Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed… Adn hii wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” they were singing

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai! Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!” tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:08 am

_holds zippo inna ayr_ :cry: Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:35 am

_HONK_ Srry, juss blu mai noes awn yur sholder – heer, let me dri yu wiff yur zippo… Shatzeesmom says: July 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

_standin bie wiff fyremenz fone numbur_ well…..maebii ‘shakin mai thang’ wiff teh numbur.. tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

O.O……._runs in serch of seltzer bottlol_ Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Ai wuz snifflolin wen ai reedid teh wurdz, den ai seed Ambercat’s HONK and snerkd, whitch maed mai snifflol flai owt ob mai noze. Nao mai skreem iz a mess…_grabz shamwow_ Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Ai wuz snifflolin at GP’s gnu leericks, den ai seed Ambercat’s HONK an Ai snerkd an mai snifflol went teh rong wai owt mai noze sew nao mai skreem iz a mess…_grabz shamwow_ Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 9:42 pm

_sigh_ Wierdpretzel am addit agin… :roll: ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:09 am

Appolsaus! Appolsaus! Wunnermuss singing, Piggeh! ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:11 am

Akshurlee taht maed me cri, butt(!) it was lubberlee as well. :cry: AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:16 am

Me tuu, OcM, but ai didnawt want tu say so tihs erly in teh ebening. _gibs self a stern luk in teh mirrer an gets a grip ov self_ KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

Mee free, adn is onlee affernuun heer.

Dat wuz wunnermus, GP! _honks lowdly intu shamwow_ Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

_glad ai sended teh zippoz ahead ob tiem._ SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 4:07 pm

hoom ebur ordurd teh endliss supplai ub teh shamwows, fanksyoo! _hooooooooonk_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

It wuz reelee teh wunderful. Teh Piggeh mite bee just a Littlol Piggeh ~ BUTT!! ~ He iz a troolee grate talent!

An he maeded mee crai, too! :cry: sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Mii adz whale.

Whir gentul teerz at nawt sekkond. Pertlee mulch lawstidit @ menshun ob Marco.

Fangs, GP, yew dew hazza grate towelent. (Nao, lent mii yore towel, pls?) frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 10:52 am

Cheezfrenz, Row menz, kuntreemenz, lendz mii ur shamwows … willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 11:10 am

_applolse!!1!1_

Woot!

_lites bic n waves inna aeyr_ AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:11 am

Taht wos wunnerflol GP. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:12 am

_wipes eyes with rhythm stik_ Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:37 am

Better tahn a poek in teh eye wiffa…oh, wayt…! kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:14 am

Fink ai will crai ennyway.

_clappity clappity froo teh teerz_ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:15 am

O, taht wuz wunnerful!

_wringz owt shamwow_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

_moovs bloo bukket a littlol closer tu BF_ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:40 am

fanks sweetie

aifink ahm gonna need a biggur bukkit Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:44 am

Wii gonna needing a bigger bukkit Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:44 am

_oops_ — dragz in bigger bukkit Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Is okay….tihs is Cheezland, adn teh teers inna bukkits evapa….evapir….evaper…magicaloly disappeers _poof_ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

GMTA, cheezy style! :) Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:16 am

Jus blootifuls, GP! Clappity clappity _sniff_ clap! cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:22 am

_wipez teerz frum aiz wif Shamwow_ _ringz owt shamwow intu bloo bukkit and wipez moar teerz_ Shatzeesmom says: July 10, 2011 at 11:27 am

Fankees, GP, wuz Kiwiwurthee. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:30 am

Byootimus wurds, GP! Just byootimus!!!! doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

_weeps quietly into shamwow_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

{ { { { doctorcat} } } } 4point5kittehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

Oh piggeh, yoo has owtdun urselb. Bravo!

_wabes Bic in air in onnor ob owr byootimus kimkiwi_ skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:06 pm

_bites DK on teh eer_ noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

a beautimus tribute. maded mii laff an maded mi cri, ai iz sew sorri kimkiwi sed bye wii will awlweighs misshur, aide bedder grab sum tizzues. gudbye sweetie kimkiwi. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:14 pm

_Hands Noodle a Shamwow adn a bloo bukkit_ { { { { Noodle} } } } noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 3:37 pm

u iz sew kind catsablanca… _ringz out shamwow 4 da elebentieth thyme_ _gibs catsablanca a liddle kiss on hur cheek_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm

_wafez litah bak adn forth_ Piggeh! Piggeh! Piggeh! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

“Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai”

oh, deer. dat wun has got me. need shamwow pls kthx. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm

_Handz Shamwow adn bloo bukkit tu Tessm_ { { { { Tessm} } } } tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:37 pm

fankees. _HONK_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm

yes, that’s my favorite line, too. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Ai can’t eben say it! Maeks me crai – again!

_sniff, sniff, snuffle_ Mezzomom says: July 10, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Iz berbery moobing. :( mrrphh says: July 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

An amazing, astonishing, vivid gift you’ve given us in which to enfold memories of KimKiwi. Thank you. altosinger says: July 10, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Itz byootiflol. lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm

_wipes teh leeky eyes_ _grabs annover shamwow_ yoo haz owtdid yorself, GP! dis iz awsum. jk2kitteh says: July 10, 2011 at 3:40 pm

_runns inn reelee layt fankyew stoopy IRL_ _reeds awl uv GP’s lirriks_ _fawls daown inna puddlol, grabbitees shamwow_ Diz iz sew beeyouteeful ai doan ebben noe wut to sai… fank yew. Say g'night, Gracie says: July 10, 2011 at 4:27 pm

_lights balloon burner_ 'Niser says: July 11, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Ai habs noe werdz. (Wel, Ai du reelee, Ai’s typin dem heer.) Yu R teh masturr, ai M juss teh grasshoppr. _Bowz hedd an aspyrz tu bee juss lyke teh piggeh sum daye_ Mai hatt iz awf tu yu. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 11:09 am

This reminds me of Kim sending a song out to the intertubes, and anyone of us, singing back. If I did things correctly, it should show below. If not, I’ve included the link. It’s a woman, not famous, just sitting at her computer singing out to anyone listening.

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong Sing of good things, not bad Sing of happy, not sad.

Sing, sing a song Make it simple To last your whole life long Don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear Just sing, sing a song.

Sing, sing a song Let the world sing along Sing of love there could be Sing for you and for me.

Sing, sing a song Make it simple To last your whole life long Don’t worry that it’s not good enough for anyone else to hear Just sing, sing a song.

ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAmoICk2wIM tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

WHOOT!!! YAY!!!!!! Well dun catena :D I do singin to mah puter…aifinkso if I did singin in reellyfe the auforitees wud fink I wuz beein torchered ;) JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 11:54 am

SUMday!!! Ai want to heer yoo sing an see teh awl fouree teas cum to investigayte. ;)

Thiz wuz reelee cheeree! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:22 pm

Purrfect, Catena! _gentle hedbonks_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Bery naise, Catena. Noe teers, just smilols fur tihs wun. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm

/The next post is a beautiful song along with beautiful lyrics by BluesFan473. Click on it and watch the slideshow as you listen to it, then click it again to listen to it as you scroll down & read what FB473 wrote. _Sniffs_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 7:06 pm

yah, what catsablanca sed. bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:11 am

Fer Kim an awl cheezers ebreeware…..ahm sawree itz nawt bery guud, but it iz hartfelt…

(Apologees fer wreckin such a bootiful sawng)

Oh my dear friends our Cheeseland’s a wonderful site There’s people here lolling by day and by night. They don’t sow dissension nor discord nor hate But there’s gangs of them friending both early and late. At least on my sidebar that’s what I have seen Tho few friend so many as our awesome cween. So you’ve come to the right place for friendship and skwees It’s the land where the kittehs want burgers with cheese.

We remember the good friends who’ve left us too soon KimKiwi the latest, Maus, who could make us all swoon. Rhokkit….Lyanthya….and so many more Thought of with love and our hearts are still sore. Gone, not forgotten, so fondly recalled Loved and sadly missed by us all. But as long as we hold those memories dear Their laughter and love will always stay near.

Tho sometimes there’s trolls here..oh never ye mind Just head to the break room, some cake for to find. Lovely confections with frosting and cream But let me remark with regard to the same That if at those pastries you venture to nip Rest assured that they will not end up on your hips. For all of the goodies here are calorie free In the land where the kittehs want burgers with cheese.

You remember the sad tale of Lolrus, of course His bukkit was taken from him by force. I saw him searching one day and he stopped for a kipper And motioned me over with a wave of his flipper. As I tried to console him for his bukkit of blue All the conga rats and otters and Cheesefriends did too. Tho he never retrieved it he was thankful and pleased With the love and support found in the land of cheese. ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:17 am

Iz lubblee, BF!! Fankees. AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

_clappity clapp_ Yay bf, well dun. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:19 am

_clappity clappity!_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:21 am

BRAVO!!!! Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

Thank you for this….very good, BF! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

_applauds by clapping feelurs_ Great song, BF! muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:34 am

iz berrigud aifinksew! klappitee bayshang says: July 10, 2011 at 11:36 am

Bewtimus, BF! _wipes nother teer_ kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:38 am

_applowz wiv teh cuppd hanz soe iz lawder_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm

clappity clappity!! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:46 pm

_snifful_ was lurvely, BF. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Ai has tihs bai Celtic Thunder…..is so mournful. BF, ur bersion is so meaningful. noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm

_clappity clappity_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 7:10 pm

lovely tribute. _sniffle_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:28 pm

“the land where the kittehs want burgers with cheese”

So well done BF!! I cannawt think why you apologized for wrekkin’ the song, is still lovely with your lyrics! Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:14 am

Heer am a littlol sawng abowt mai Phlonquer… Ai hopes yu lieks eet, LCB! :-)

Slipped teh erbs intu yur lemming adn lyme Ai kin feel teh splurge ob yur joos in mai eyes Ai nebber ment yu anee harm Mai eers feel warm as dey bleed awn mai foar paws

Ai closed mai eyes fur a whyle… Skwoze a frosh won wib a payshunt smyle…

Hao kin yu sai taht yur joos is better tahn myne? Cowlder & cowlder, oh bruther, dey maek eet awn farms? A blynd man keeps eet in teh hallway at home? Iffn ownlee ai had a lemon tree bigger tahn mai applol tree, yu cud has one…

So, ai maed eet warm Clowdeh adn warm Ai maed eet warm…

Ai closed mai eyes fur a whyle… Skwoze a frosh won wib a payshunt smyle…

Ai maed eet warm… Ai maed eet warm… AI MAED EET WA-ARM…

But yu rip eet frum mai paws Adn yu sware eet’s awl gone! Adn yu spilled eet awn Fronk Juss tu sai taht yu’s won!

But yu rip eet frum mai paws Adn yu sware eet’s awl gone! Adn yu spilled eet awn Fronk Juss tu sai taht yu’s won!

Yu’s won?

Yufinkso yu’s won???

Well, ai skwoze sum mo-oar… Clowdeh adn wa-arm… Ai skwoze sum mo-oar… lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

U are SUCH a drama piggeh. _slow, sad hedshake_ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:15 am

In KimKiwi’s hono(u)r, LCB had dinner at a restaurant specializing in New Zealand cuisine. In between bites of nommy food, she scribbled this on her tear-stained napkin.

It’s a Pavlova (wif aplologies to Jackson Browne’s “Linda Paloma” – lol lyrics below teh video)

At the moment food service began And I heard teh cash register starting to ring I was filled with teh New Zealand fare That u were oft describing Sampling teh tastes of teh fuds u loved I was in ecstasy And u were watching from above

Now teh laffter from playing wif u Grows a littlol bit fainter each day And I find myself feeling so bloo For teh fren who was taken away Such a special kind Of fren you might hope to find Sharp wit and a loving hart Well versed in theater of the mind

Like teh fud that we eat day and night Nourishing our body and soul Frenship fills our life wif delight In a world that’s too often cold Living on after a good fren’s gone Teh grief o’er tremendous loss Disappears when good memories come

Now teh waiter brings Dessert with cream icings With sliced fruit arranged in rings And red syrup all ovah U taught me about these things It’s a pavlova (It’s a pavlova) Nom away It’s a pavlova (It’s a pavlova) AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:21 am

_applolsos applolsos_ Thers goggies orl ober teh whirled salibating wile lissening tu taht song. frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 11:01 am

Adn phroggz two. tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:22 am

_clappity clap!!_ wh00t!!!!!!!! Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:38 am

Wundermus! Yay! Dragonwriter says: July 10, 2011 at 11:32 am

_holds up a lighter and sways back and forth_ _sniffles_ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:40 am

_gives Dragon a squeeze and a shamwow_ Dragonwriter says: July 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Fanks.

_WHOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK!!!!_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:57 am

Dragonwriter! I haven’t seen you in ages!!!! Maybe it’s my own fault for not checking FailBlog often enough, but every time I looked none of the familiar names and avatars were there. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

Oh, and a squeeze for u! { { { Dragonwriter} } }

Sorry u got wet now. Dragonwriter says: July 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

S’okay…I was wet already. _squeeeeeeeeze!!_ We had a mass exodus from Failblog, as the fails became a bit too offensive (in terms of race and gender) for most of us. But if you’re on Facebook, you can find me there! I’m friends with a bunch of the cheezpeeps, and was good friends with KiwiKim, who I miss very much. Admiral Appparent says: July 10, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Yesh, yesh. All da Failpeeps are there, now.

_throws ginormous bouncy-ball into crowd_ Admiral Apparent says: July 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Yesh, yesh. All da Failpeeps are there, now.

_throws ginormous bouncy-ball into crowd_

(Sowwy for the eventual duplicate, I stuttered on my own name the first time…the occasion has me a litlol verklempht.) tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:39 pm

me too, { { admiral} }. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Admiral!!!! _salutes_ It’s so good to see you. I’ll try to find y’all on Facebook. I know where to start … if I can burgle my way in, that is. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm

I sent a electronic introduction to both of u. skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:23 pm

I can has intro too? Not sure who any of teh pailfeeps, er, failpeeps are IRL… that is, if u think enny of tehm wud want to be fb frenz! lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I posted a note in a FB group we have. If peeps want to be friends they can axe me and I’ll put them in touch. Not all Failpeeps like to “cross over” but others, such as teh Admiral and teh dragon, are willing.

(A lot of whiles ago I suggested that many of them friend Kim because she played teh games they do and also posted on Failblog sometimes. One of teh Failpeeps was all “I don’t care if she’s ur fren. I don’t friend people I don’t _know_” Then teh other day when I invited them to today and we was talking about how awesome Kim was, teh same peep was all “Oh, sounds like someone I would have liked!” There’s a lesson in there somewhere.) jk2kitteh says: July 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm

_nods hed_ yep. Oar in raycer tawk, +1! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

datz lubblee, lcb! dere must be pavlova’s in hebben, aifinkso! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm

oh, LCB, u haz outdun urself. _clappity clappity_ _sniffle sniffle_ _sob sob_ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

_wraps catena and tessm in a giant shamwow_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm

duz diz kom in blu? lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Yes, if by “blu” u mean “oranj.” Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Ai is bishoolaizing teh pavlova frum teh pikshurs u powsted awn Faysebuk. Going tu taht resturant adn hazzing kiwi fuds adn riting tihs izza wunnermus tribyoot tu owr KK. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 2:15 pm

U can has commemorative sheet music. Minus teh music.

http://cheezburger.com/lolcatburglar/lolz/View/4959321600 Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Fankeez, LCB! _Lissens tu teh moosic n mai hed_ lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm

dis iz wunderful _aplolaws aplolaws_ mrrphh says: July 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm

I never even imagined a pavlova until Kim Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Ohai Mrrphh….dere r still sum pavlovas, has wun. Adn a Kiwi bobblol heded snoglobe. { { { { Mrrphh} } } } hughgmanatee says: July 10, 2011 at 11:21 am

_swims in with a solemn_

Hello friends. I fear I didn’t have time to write a song but I’d like to post one by the late, great Warren Zevon, also gone before his time. For those we have lost….

doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

_weeps loudly into shamwow_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm

teh terez dont show in teh water…. _watchus teh hugh manatee swim bai sadlee_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

OHAI HUGH!

So grate to SEE yoo! Ai’ve mist yoo a lot!

_waives to Hughgmanatee in teh waves_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:35 pm

I so wish the burger voting was still here.

@@@@@ SuburbanPrairie says: July 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

_sobs uncontrollably_ ai lissind tu dis obur an obur wen mai dadcat died. :-( doctorcat says: July 11, 2011 at 6:45 am

{ { { SuburbanPrairie} } } SuburbanPrairie says: July 11, 2011 at 10:29 am

o fanksyoo { { { DoctorCat} } } ! hugz am awlwayz welkomd an ‘preesheyatid! Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

_ Guinness Piggeh scampers awn stayge awn seets at teh peeano _

Whut? Yu has nebber seed a 12” peeanist afore? _ shrug _

Wen ai wus a yung pig Mai phlonquer tukk mii intu teh sitee Tu sea a marchy band

She sed: “Sun, wen yu grow up, wud yu bii teh rokk starr fur teh cheezfrends adn seeng dem lawts ob sawngs?” She sed: “Wheel yu repeet dem, yur cheezhits, adn awl teh re-releeses teh sawngs taht yu has maed?” “Cos, won day, ai’ll knead yu, A phlonquais, tu feed meh in teh summer, Adn joyn teh Cheez Parayde.”

WEN AI WUS A YUNG PIG MAI PHLONQUER TUKK MII INTU TEH SITEE TU SEA A MARCHY BAND

SHE SED: “SUN, WEN YU GROW UP, WUD YU BII TEH ROKK STARR FUR TEH CHEEZFRENDS ADN SEENG DEM LAWTS OB SAWNGS?”

Sumthymes ai gets a feline, she’s watchy ober mii Adn otter thymes ai feels liek ai shud go :shock:

Ai nommed eet awl, teh ryce adn awl teh sosidj in teh freedge Adn nao eet’s gawn ai want yu awl tu know…

Plz commint awn Yur fayborit LOL Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii Keep lolling adn comminting awn Yur fayborit LOL Adn wib yur hart yu can complaining Teh cheezes wheel reclaym eet…

A whirrled wib frends adn feelings, frum hugs to heeling beems No mysery oar hayt oar trolls at awl! So grab yur cheezmap adn bayving cap Lettuce showt eet lowd adn cleer Donut let eet end, nao heer teh cawl:

Tu commint awn Yur fayborit LOL Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii Keep lolling adn comminting awn Yur fayborit LOL

Cheezlubb am nawt browken oar deefeeted Yur Guinness Piggeh marches

Awn adn awn wii lol awl thru teh yeers _week week week_ Fite awl reel lyfe syndrome adn ower feers _week week week_ Taek a lukk agen, cos ai can’t LOL wibowt yu!

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park Ai wanna splain, adn sai “Ai sorry…” Ai had tu shaybe, ai’ll show yu mai scar… Crashed mai rokkit chare, nao eet’s awl broken Missing heer, cos ob stoopy reel lyfe Ai juss a pig, ai nawt a heero! Juss a pig, hu’s heer tu seeng tihs sawng Ai juss a pig, ai nawt a heero!

Ai! Want! LOL!

Commint awn Yur fayborit LOL Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii Keep lolling adn comminting awn Yur fayborit LOL

Cheezlubb am nawt browken oar deefeeted Yur Guinness Piggeh marches awn!

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park

(Commint awn yur fayborit LOL)

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park

(Commint awn yur fayborit LOL)

Nao ai nose Taht ai can’t maee yu stai But ware’s yur hart? But ware’s yur hart? But ware’s yur…

Adn ai nose Dere’s notting ai cud sai Tu chaynge taht LOL Tu chaynge taht LOL Tu chaynge…

So many Hed splorts ai needs a shamwow But eet’s LOLspeek! Ees eet hard unnerstandeng mai _ week week week_? Am ai so mush demandeng? Ai is ownlee meek Am ai so mush demandeng? _ week week week _

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no! Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Kin yu sea? Mai eyes arr shyneng brite Creem awn ober here Adn teh otter syde Lukk like an anti-wrinklol meerror Uff. _ week week week _ Ees eet hard unnerstandeng mai _ week week week_? Am ai so mush demandeng? Ai is ownlee meek

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no! Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no! Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Dese cheez sites has awlwais smyled wib mii Dese cheez sites has awlwais smyled wib mii

Ai sai… :shock:

Ai sea yu lolling neckst tu mii Wib werds aifortso ai’d nebber speek A week, unfrendleh lol… Ai’s going tu bed!

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no!

Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn! Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Yoo noes, teh origgynal wurdz tu teh parayde am kwyte appropreeyit, tuu. _sniff_ Guud choyse ob sawngz fur teh singylawng, GP! Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Ai postid teh Blak Parayd wen owr Maus crossed teh Bridj tu… catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm

_Pikz awp Piggeh adn gentlee shaikz_ :shock: Iz him sposd tu maik dat noiz? Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Yes, if teh noiz wuz weekweekweek. lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:19 pm

awsum!! an bofe songs very apropryut _grabs anovver shamwow, wipes eyes_ AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

Goes tu lite anuther candlol fur kimkiwi. http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Kiwi Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 11:28 am

_Meets AnemoneOne at the door_ Fanks, AO, Ai wuz just bringing tehm ober fur ebbreewun. ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

Ai juss went dere too. Fanks for teh reminder. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:19 pm

42 candlols frum 6 kountrees. So comforting. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:39 pm

46 from 7 now… Thanks for the reminder! cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

Ohai, peepz!!!! I hazn’t rittted a song fur tuday, but mai gud frend ‘Niser roted wun. Shii can’t beeing heer rite now kuz hur haz deh RLS. So I b posting dis fur hur. Fankeez ‘Niser fur riting dis:

Ohai cheezfrenz! :grin:

Ai sawree ai cuud nawt bee wif yu awl awn dis speshul daye. Ai habs asking teh cween to poast awn mai beehaff. Ai rippt awf stoal wroted dis sawng foar ower deer Kim. Pleez tu singing it tu teh toon ob Sir Elton John’s Candlol in teh Wind. Schmoooz! ‘Niser

Guudby Kim Kiwi Tho Ai nebber noo yu at awl Yu had teh lubs ob cheezyfrenz An yu ansird der cawl Yu kayme intu Cheezland An it wispurred intu yoar brane Yu noo dat yu wer hoam at lastt An yu gladlee changd yoar nayme

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers Wif soe mush tu gibs An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar Teh inner lyte in yu

Teh pleh dizeez wuz tuff Teh ruffist fing yu ebber bin fru Dey sett der ohai beemz awn “heal” An dey poyntid dem at yu Eeben wif der lubs Oh yu cuud nawt kwite pull thru Butt (!) yu did nawt lett dem daon Dey juss wantid tu bee der foar yu

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers Wif soe mush tu gibs An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar Teh inner lyte in yu

Guudby Kim Kiwi Tho Ai nebber noo yu at awl Yu had teh lubs ob cheezyfrenz An yu ansird der cawl Guudby Kim Kiwi Frum teh cheezpeep in teh happee cat T-shirt Hu seez yu az sumfing moar dan fabyooluss Moar dan juss ower lublee Kim Stewart

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers Wif soe mush tu gibs An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar Teh inner lyte in yu Yoar candlol maye habs burnd owt butt (!) Yoar lite comez shynin thru. tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

Beautimuss. _blows nose on neerest kitteh_.. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:34 am

_lights a candle wif a quivering feelur and evne more quivering lower lip_ muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Dat gibbed mii de leeky eyz; pls tu pass de shamwow. Aihoap kimkiwi kan heer awlob de lub. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm

_bows tu teh cween_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:25 pm

‘Niser, u gawtz mii sobbing wif dat wun. Well dun. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm

Yes, veree veree whale dun. Wundermouse choys, tew. Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Heer, dis mebbe halps fur ennewun datz nawt bememberink teh toon.

sweetpea says: July 11, 2011 at 8:14 am

_lights candle_ gremlin says: July 11, 2011 at 8:48 am

_lights a candle off sweetpea’s candle; gently sways while holding it high_ SuburbanPrairie says: July 11, 2011 at 10:40 am

O, ‘Niser, dat am sew byootimus! Iz hao ai feels, tu, cuz ai did nawt hazza chanse tu noez KimKiwi, eevur. Butt(!) wif sew mush lubs frum sew menny Cheezfrenz, ai noez hur must haz bin sucha wunnurmus purrsun! Fanksyoo fur saying wut ai am feline. { { { { { { { ‘Niser} } } } } } } frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Teh saem goez fer mii tew — it am ovb … obvee … plane tew sea taht KimKiwi wuz mite illee lubbd bai lotsa fokes. Gud fing Ai haz a small supplai ov shamwows heer in Tecksus [wii cud awlsew yuze dem tew mebbe elim ... emiln... get rid ov teh pleh drowt]. Yew singurz adn riterz am berry berry talneted. Tommysmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:27 am

_wipes ais adn noze wiv sleev_ Tehse ar wunnermuss wurds, cheezfrends. Itz grayt tu bee surrowndid bai sew menny talintid peeps. Fankew fur teh consert ebberywun!! _wipes noze adn ais agin wiv sleev, gits bitz of poppkorms in teh ais…_ KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

_taykes corner of shamwow and wipes poppycormz gently owta tommysmums aiz_ _holds shamwow awn tm’s noze_ nao blo

Yesh, ai hazza prowd uv the talinted cheezpeepz (awl cheezpeeps, reelee). Diz am a most ossim ebent. _wipes ais agin_ KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 11:32 am

_hands tommysmum a fresh shamwow, tu_ ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:30 am

A beautiful song for a beautiful friend.

Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

<The Serious Bit

Cancer is not one disease, it is many; breast cancer (I refuse to dignify it with capital letters) is not one disease, it is many; triple negative breast cancer (the _type_ Kim had) is not one disease, it is many. When cancer metastasises through the body, the cancer at each site of involvement are each, different cancers. These continue to mutate over time so the cancer Kim was first diagnosed with, some 5 or 6 years ago, was not the same cancer that ended her life. This is why cancer is so very hard to fight; you can zap it and splat it and chop it out and jump and down on all the little bits but if one cell in your body flicks the “off” switch back to “on” it’ll go madly dividing, creating cancer cells, all over again. Chemotherapy isn’t subtle but it does work. The side effects aren’t generally anything like you see on film or tv; it’s mostly a lot more dull than that! But chemo can only treat the existing cancer cells, it can’t stop them from being recreated and mutating and becoming resistant to that chemo. Over the last couple of years, massive steps forward have been made in working out how cancer works and how cells are coded to divide and tiny steps have been made to work out how to flick that rogue “on” switch back to “off”. We’re still a long way from finding it, but lots of mad scientists in d’Beaker labs, all over the world, are starting to give little grunts of satisfaction of tubes of green bubbly stuff. And then they look in the piggy bank and sigh. In February, this year, Kim took part in her local Relay for Life, raising funds for this vital research. She knew she was ill, very ill. She knew she, personally, wouldn’t benefit from the monies raised – but she knew her taking part would encourage others to give their support. Her team raised NZ$4,900! ICHC-ers were amongst her sponsors. In May I took part in my local Race for Life and raised £1,500. The majority of my sponsorship was from ICHC-ers We can’t all give money; we can’t all give time; but we can do something: Cancer touches us all – we can do our sponsored things; volunteer time at a charity shop; pop round on the friend/neighbour and sit with them for 20minutes; send a random message of kind thoughts to someone we know is undergoing treatment. Sometimes we can do grand gestures; write out a whacking great cheque and think “Job Done” But sometimes it’s the little things that make a difference; remembering our friend Kim; her wit; her gentleness; her ear to ear smile – her Monday morning singalongs on the Book of Faces. Kim played her part, and played it to the end – she wasn’t a martyr or a victim; she was a nice person with a nasty disease. She left the world to the sound of song – Her dear friend, Marco, sang to her as she passed. Let us sing and be joyful and hold her spirit alive in the best ways we can. > cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:36 am

_wipez aiz while applauding_

Yay!! Well sed, Amber, Well sed!!!

_litez bic and holdz it ohai_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:36 am

Thank you for this info, Ambercat, and your wonderful words. Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:46 am

Beautiful, Ambercat. Just beautiful. _goes to wring out shamwow_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Sumhow – this maed me crai moar than ene thing else.

Awl that yoo say is so troo, deer Ambercat. It iz a NASTEE disease. An it haz attakt sum ov mai deerest frenz.

An az yoo say – just becuz they beet teh furst wun duzzn’t meen teh next wun won’t reer it uglee hed.

We must awl doo ebreething we can do to halp find teh cure. It seems to bee so verry cloase – just nawt cloase enuf. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:50 pm

Here here! muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Ai noze atleest too peeps inn mai eggstendid famblee what has de pleh cansur; wun in hims brayne adn wun in hims pankreeus. Ai haz surbibed brushes wiff TOO diffrunt cansurs (boff wur cawt erlee enuff tubii cewred, fank God).

Wii nebber noze whut iz comming daun de pike, sew mus lub an cherry-ish owr frenz and lubbedwunz ebbrey dai.

{ { { { cheezfrenz} } } } tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm

well sed, well sed. _extends damp floofy paw to muchcat_ frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Ai lawsted bofe ov mai pair rentz frum dis nastee dizeez — mai daddycat 30 yeerz agoe adn mai liddlol mommycat awlmoast 15 yeerz agoe. NOE verzhun ov dis stuff iz enny phun, eben doe mai pair rentz had noe “normul” sied effekz frum teh keymoe. Wii needz tew dew ebberyfing wii kin tew fite it! Ai’z uh membur ov Dr. Tinycat Susan Love’s Army of Women, awlthoe Ai still hazn’t bin abul tew partic … pratci … joyn in enny ov teh studdees yet. Butt (!) Ai am willng adn reddy whenebber tehy callz mii! https://www.armyofwomen.org/ A Biker Too says: July 14, 2011 at 6:23 pm

I too am a double cancer survivor, Lung (removed) & prostate (radiation therapy) every day is a good one until someone like KimKiwi loses the fight, then my eyes are too full to stop as someone else who you know through reading the cheezpeeps comments leaves us to go over the rainbow bridge, THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR HEARTFELT GOODBYES TO YOUR FRIEND, a truly international caring community, God Bless you ALL TrayseeAch says: July 10, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Fank yoo, berry well sayed. _sips watur and trys tu bee strawng_ jk2kitteh says: July 10, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Grazie molto, dear AC… tis troo. My MIL has battled various types of skin cancer over the years (and still has bits removed on a fairly regular basis). More than 26 years ago, her doc told her she had about 6 months, and I believe she probably has outlived the doc (do NOT tell her how long she has! Too stubborn, fortunately). And now my DH has a bit of it on his forehead… mebbe a few beems for him and everyone else who has whatever form of this nasty thing…. PootyTat says: July 10, 2011 at 5:02 pm

I am late and so sorry to sqeeze in here after all have gone, but I just wanted to say how special KimKiwi was to me…She added such joy and wit to the cheezpeeps. I was flabbergasted by the way she enjoyed the company of friends, both physical and digital…She will be missed…I am sad. Goodbye, my friend.

Ambercat, thanks for the words – you did a great job! One day the brigand cancer will be bannished and will steal no more innocent souls. This has affected the ICHC community all too often and I am tired of losing wonderful people. I never actually met KimKiwi, Maus, or Lyantha, but they all are a part of my life and I am a better person because of them. This is a great place and the cheezpeeps make it so. I am humbled by my respect for our fallen family.

I love you guys. Go in peace. :-( catena says: July 10, 2011 at 5:53 pm

{ { { { { pt} } } } } Shatzeesmom says: July 10, 2011 at 6:43 pm

[[[PootyTat} } } sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:49 pm

{ { { { Thank you, dear Ambercat} } } } nicewitch says: July 11, 2011 at 5:37 pm

{ { { { { Ambercat} } } } } Hoalding yu in mai hart, an wishing yu strenf an welniss. kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

_Kat3Ket1Gog walkinged owt awn teh stage wiv herz viyo lynn. (Cannawt plai it, iz jus furr shoew). Moddustlee adjoost teh myke 2 nawt haz teh fedebak. Esspandz teh inner coastalz leik herz kwire direcktor seys 2 doing. Luks att teh awdyunce an sez… _

Dis am uh littlol owed 2 Cheezlan ai wroted in membry ov oawr deer fren KimKiwi, 2 teh moozik ob Fairy Cross teh Mercy.

Lyfe goez awn dae affer daedaedaedae, Sumtymes iz full ob teh pleh, Soe hurri awf 2 Cheezlan Coz tihs lan teh plaice ai lubs, An heer isle stae.

Peeps haz teh sadd ebbrywherez Feline teh payne an teh karez, Soe hurri kwik 2 Cheezlan An aw wayz taek mii dere, Teh plaiys ai lubs.

Cheezfrens in alla teh kommintz, Dey smilol wyde an sai, “Wii doan kare whut ur skreennaym am, Wii nebber sendz u awai!”

Soe ai kont– kon–kepes awn 2 sae Heer ai alwaiz wil plai, Soe hurry bak too Cheezlan Cuz dis playce teh plaice ai lubs, An heir aill staye, Heer aill staye.

Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

Clappity clap! Gud wun, k3k1g. bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Beeyewtiful! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm

clappity!!! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Loverlee!!! Beautimouse jawb!! lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:31 am

Many of us was frenz with KimKiwi on teh Facebooks as well as here. But some Cheezpeeps is either not on FB or is but didnot for whutever reason know Kim there. So I has borrowed some of her pictures and videos so u can see whut they look like in teh lite.

Roll teh film, plz.

lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:37 am

Hmph. I just changed this so u have to see it at UToob. Stoopy WP doesn’t show it properly because teh video is HD. (Highly Danceable) Admiral Apparent says: July 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm

I was dancin’ in my comfy seat. Fanks for that. _squeeze_ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Shake that comfy thang! _squeeze_ Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

Ossim. Simpleh, ossim. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

Did u like teh part where u were in it? Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:48 am

Ah yesh, won ob mai berry nawt sekkund peerances. Nao ai finkabowteet, ai donut member ebber getting a czech fur taht. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 11:52 am

But… but… I gave it to teh weezlols! They said they would make sure u got it. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:54 pm

afta eggs pences, yu _ooz_ teh muneez. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm

AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 11:40 am
 * snurt:

Fabyoulols!!! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

Great video, LCB! Thank you very very much! kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

O fank u. Diss am gud 2 seeing, eben iff maeking teh sadd. KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 12:04 pm

fanksyoo fur postifying diz…iz nyce tu seeing eben if sad-mayking Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Fantabulussimous! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm

OMCC!! This iz beyond wunderful!!!

Thankz!

Ov corse, it maed me crai again. But ai havn’t scene sebral ov these.

Oh, _sigh_

Just donut hav teh werds today. muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Iz wun ob dose “silences where words are not enough”.

catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Icanhas lubblee smilol? catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:55 pm

adn tanx soe musch fur dis, lcb. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Best. Video. Evah. thank you. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Ai is crying adn smiloling at the saem taim. Byootifully dun, LCB! skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:19 pm

sooooooo awesum LCB! weer nawt worthy! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:34 am

Wehn yu’re the weery Feelin smawl When teers R in yur aiyes Cheezfrenz dry tehm awl

We’s syd by syd

Wehn tymes get ruff And cyurs just carn’t be fownd The Raynbow Bridj ober trubbled warter Leeds to halohed grownd The Raynbow Bridj ober trubbled warter Leeds to halohed grownd

Wehn yu’re awl cryd owt Wehn yu’re feelin beet Wehn evening fawls so hard Cheezfrenz comfort yu [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/paul_simon/bridge_over_troubled_waters.html ] We’ll hold yur hand Wehn darkness coms And payn is awl arownd The Raynbow Bridj ober trubbled warter Leeds to halohed grownd The Raynbow Bridj ober trubbled warter Leeds to halohed grownd

Fly hi, Kiwi Gurl, Fly so hi; Yur tyme has come to shyn All yur dreems is on teihr way

See how tehy shine Tho yur leevin frends We’s smyuls at thorts ob yu The Raynbow bridj ober trubbled warters It will eese yur payns The Raynbow bridj ober trubbled wartes It will eese owr payn tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

_Waves zippo inna ayr an sways sidely an sidely_.. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Ai tink ai nedez dat shamwow nauw… Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Has a Laydee Ytem Sorbent Iymaks catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm

O.o sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 7:57 pm

_peels off strip from the back of two and applies one under each eye_ Fanks for sawng leericks (gorjus) adn teh ‘sticky pads’, sweet Ambercat! Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:35 am

Nao, yu mitenawtfinkso, but but but unner tihs cyoot, furreh extee… ecksti… owtsyde bit, ai is rly the sawft adn senseetib insyde. So, heer is a littlol lubb sawng:

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow mmm… big bag, ai want tu nom eet nao!

Nommed teh bag, adn nao ai feels alown Cud nawt hyde teh ebidense, ai left eet awn show Nebber wanted beer so big, so cold Juss deedn’t drink enuff fur awl teh salteh

Ai can’t hold awn, muss pee, Wunner whut’s wrong wib mii…

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow

Don’t wanna let it rooin tihs meelthyme Drown liek a bar flai Heer in teh darkness ai no maiself Can’t brake free until ai let eet go Let eet go!

Scratching, ai forgibb yu affer awl Aneefing is bedder tahn a drai owld bone Adn in teh end ai gess ai had tu fawl Alwais find mai fais amung teh scratchies

Ai can’t hold awn, muss pee, Wunner whut’s wrong wib mii…

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow Ai’m gonna nom eet nao! cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm
 * lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

clappity clappity!!!! jk2kitteh says: July 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm

O, ai lubs mii sum aimee lee! aifink shii wud liek ur lirriks innturprittashuns, tew… _wayves liter inn ayr_ AfriCat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:38 am

I can’t sea anyfing. Deres too mush water in mai eyes. :( cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

_wipez ACz aiz wif shamwow_

{ { { { AC} } } } ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:43 am

{ { { { { AfriCat} } } } } }  Ohai frend. Nies tu sea u heer. BBL bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:47 am

{ { { { { AfriCat} } } } } kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

Dey sed itt wuuzznt gunna rayne awl weekweekweek, butt! day wuz ROnG! KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

The werld am a bit bluree heer tuu… { { { { { AfriCat} } } } } JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm

An heer. Yoo can uze mai hankee az well.

Ai browted sebral.

{ { { { { { { Africat} } } } } }

Itz hard wehn we miss sumwun so MUCH!!!! :( Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

Tihs won kneads no intwodukshun…

Tess! – ah-ah – Saybyor ob teh yooniberse!

Tess! – ah-ah – She’ll saybe ebbery won ob us

- Seemingly there is no reason for these - Extraordinary intercontinental singalongs - What’s happening Tess? - Only Doctor Hans Chococat, specialist in Cheezburgers - Has provided any explanation

Tess! – ah-ah – she’s a miracle

- This morning’s unprecedented worldwide singalong - Is no cause for alarm

Tess! – ah-ah – cween ob teh nawt pawsabull She’s fur ebbery won ob us Stands fur ebbery won ob us She’ll saybe wib a mytee hand Ebbery man, ebbery woman, ebbery child Wib a mytee flash

- General Kala, Tess Chococat approaching - What do you mean Tess Chococat approaching? - Open fire – all weapons - Despatch Basemint Cat to bring back her chokklit

Tess! – ah-ah

- Chococat’s alive!

Tess! – ah-ah – she’ll saybe ebbery won ob us

Juss a grrl, wib a grrl’s curridge She nose ebberyfing abowt men Adn she can nebber fayl

No won but teh pure in hart May fite ober ower golden grrl

Oh oh – oh oh

- Tess! Tess! We love you - but but but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth

Tess! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 11:47 am

Ai lubs this song. bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

_fawls abowt laffin in spyte uv teerz stil in eyez_

Awsum! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm

o. mai. _faysepaw_ 8O :oops: ai rilly, rilly du NAWT hav enny wurds! want to laff :lol: but still cryin :cry: _haz sucha confoozle_ but fankees, GP!! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:13 pm

{ { { { { { tessm} } } } }  ;) Yoo were troolee teh wunderful throo awl ov this. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:04 pm

Agreed. Ewe whir teh wun whiff teh hardis jawb ob awl. { { { { Fanks four beeN teh ‘layzon} } } } catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:19 pm

down tu twelbe nauw. Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Big cheers for TessM, she’m has werkd rlly hard to keep Cheezy frends an Facebukky frends an Kim’s frends in Gnu Zeelan, speshully Marco, all in tuch wif eechudder, thru Kim’s larst weeks and teh tym sinse she dide. An her werk gose awn, organamizin teh fundin to pai fur Kim’s kittehs to stai in a kitteh hoe tell, til tehy can go to teihr gnu hoem. Well Dun, TessM – yu has been a gud and tru frend to Kim an to awl ob us!

Chococat’s Alyv (

alyvlyvlyv

)!!! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm

oh fankees Ambercat.

wun day when Kim and I were msging bak and forth, the subject came up — I think it was around when rhokit and mamagywn left — and she said it was weird thinking about the day someone would have to post about her death. I offered to be her official liaison to Cheezland, and have done my best to carry out that promise. (I told her I would hate typing every effing word of it, and I would be crying all the while, and I kept that promise too… :

BTW, the fund to cover the guest book sponsorship and Ophelia and Buddy’s re-homing is at $600 USD, which is completely teh ossim. Plenty to cover all the needs. Fankees so much to everywun.

I am working things out with Marco to decide where the remainder should go now, since the RNZSPCA was not actually involved in B & O’s care. I would like to find a kitteh-related cause that was important to Kim, whether it be a spay and neuter fund, or a fund at her personal vet’s, or something else.

Also maybe a gift certificate to B & O’s new hoomins. For those who may not know — here is what Marco wrote:

The Furry Babies (Buddy & Ophelia) are together again in a warm nice hotel “double room” and waiting to meet their new home this Friday. A colleague at Dunedin City Council is taking them with her family and will give them care and love. They miss their Mommy, like all of us, but they will be brave kittens and will carry on knowing that she is much better now and relieved cause they are safe.

Not to make a plug, but if anyone still wanted to donate, or see some more pics of New Zealand and Kim, you may visit: http://www.other-blog.com

and if you want to see her online obituary, or sign the online guest book, which will be kept online permanently through the donations of cheezfrenz, and will be available to her family and friends everywhere, that link is here: http://notices.nzherald.co.nz/obituaries/nzherald-nz/obituary.aspx?n=kim-evelyn-stewart&pid=152269692

fankees awl. it has been a small thing to do for such an ossim person. catena says: July 11, 2011 at 3:32 pm

{ { { { { tessm} } } } } You have done her a fine service. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Tess! adn Marco! held tehmselbs togevver sew tehy culd hold awl ov us togevver. { { { { { { Tess & Marco} } } } } } Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 11:42 am

Fare thee well, dear KimKiwi, mai frend in teh onlee ovver Dunedin inna whirled. ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:46 am

Wat a beautimus song! Fankees, Catsablanca. bayshang says: July 10, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Fankies Catsablanca! _sobs kwietly wif hed down_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 3:28 pm

/A few days after we lost Kim, Big Cat Rescue lost their 18+ year old Liger, Freckles. Laundry Bleach, who is also one of my friends in a group there, made a video tribute to Freckles and used this song. As soon as I heard it, I thought of Kim. Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:49 am

_donut gno if itwill wurk, if gnawt, will postify teh linkee nex_

The beatnik dressed in black, complete with black baret angled over one ear, steps onto the stage and sits at a table. The crowd starts snapping their fingers in anticipation of the words of wisdom that the beatnik usually shares. With a small cough to clear her throat, the beatnik begins speaking…(wondering why she suddenly sounds like Tom Waits…)

Your life is﻿ your life; don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch. There are ways out. There is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness. Be on the watch. The gods will offer you chances. Know them. Take them. You can’t beat death, but you can beat death in life sometimes. And the more often you learn to do it, the more light there will be. Your life is your life. Know it while you have it. You are marvelous the gods wait to delight in you. Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:50 am

bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

Tahts wunnerful Karen!

Ai luv meh sum Tom Waits Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Ai fowt itwuz ahpropre8. ;-) Maibee nawt wut ai jus postified down a kuple spotz Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Ai likes tihs, lots! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Ai didn’t noes this. It’s wonderful. Thank u, Karen! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 12:59 pm

@@@@@ Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:50 am

Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

ozcatmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:51 am
 * -P

noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 12:21 pm

_drez iis_ fli aweigh home sweet kimkiwi. willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

_shaiks fist et stoopy WP for nomming mi nawt sekkund post_

_snif…snif…saub_ :cry:

Dat wuz lufflee Ozcatmum _snif_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Yes! Yes it wuz! _sniff_

_HONK_

_sniff_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm

iz a kiwi! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:54 pm

omai. dat wuz luvlee. Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Mai boifren fingkz he did sumfink rong, ebbry thyme he luks ober, aiz gawt teh leekee aiz. :roll: heez a dork. Kestrela says: July 11, 2011 at 11:43 am

Sew beeyooteemus~Fankyoo OCM! willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

Kim’s Mundain mornin singalongs alwais maid me smilol eben wen ai dent no teh toon….inn hur honur ai can haz dis Beatle toon ~ Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. Et doan purzactly maik scents butt dat dint boffer John Lennon sew et doan boffer meh :-)

Pichoor yurselves inna boet onna ribber Wif tangereen twees an marmoleum skiez Sum Buddy cawls yu, yu ansur kwite sloely A gurl wif kalidescope ii’s

Silleh fane flowurs inn yellur n greene Towerin ober yur hed _bat..bat..bat_ Look fro teh gurl wiff da sun inner ii’s An sheez gone :-(

KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem

Follo hur doun too da plais bye teh mountins Ware Ophelia noms spinklols frum toonafische pi’s Ebrywun smilols az Kim singz awn an Munday Dat goez sew inedibly bye

New hats fur KimKiwi appeer onna shoar Tessm bin knittin awl dai Play in da meadow wif da kittehs ebryware An yur gone :-(

KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem

Pichures ob Kim inna paige onda Faisbuke Wif alla hur freindz trieng nawt two cri Sudenlee sumwun iz no longer hear Teh gurl wif kaleidoscoap ii’s

KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem KimKiwi noms et pi wif ii’s kreem Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm

_teers streeming_

Applyse self-stikky laydee iytem, wif iyholes cut in, ober leeky iys

_HONK_ AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Gud lukk getting taht off yore fays, Ambercat. You noe how tena shuss teh gloo on tohse fings is. KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm

_Wunnders if Ambercat will haz annee iibrowz affer dis_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Oh gosh, Ai put myne awn liek futbol playr smudge… has tew keep mai brows!!

Loved teh lyrix, Willyboy~ kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

O! iz luvely yesh! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm

clappity clappity! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm

wunnerful, willyboi!

“Et doan purzactly maik scents butt dat dint boffer John Lennon sew et doan boffer meh :-) ”

dat gibs me a chuckl. :) sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 7:17 pm

_sings backup_ ooooooooooooooo♪ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah♪ miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

_sitz kwietlee listning to awl teh awsum songs adn remembring KimKiwi’s awsum contirbushuns to cheezland_

Rawk on cheezpeeps! sunovawot says: July 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

missing

ai cood hav sworn ai herd yoor voys it musta bin teh wind or sumwun singin baddlee or a passin surcuss band wai carnt ai heer yoo nao

ai cood hav sworn ai felt yoor tuch a soft adn gentul stroek a pinch a punch a poek an un eggs peck ted tikkul wai doent ai feel yoo nao

ai cood hav sworn taht yoo wer tehre ai own lee noddeded off 4 juss a cuppla sekkunz adn sumhow yoo wuz gon it duzznt mayk noe sens KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 12:01 pm

datz beyutimus! _maykes wet fayceprint in anuvver shamwow_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm

_is bawling hur eyes out now_ KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 12:06 pm

_hugs the catterpigglee tytely (but nawt tuuu tight)_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

_clings on to KittyRoo_

Fankees. damommza says: July 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm

_wif a leaky eye–iz beautymus_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:09 pm

sunovawot, again Ai sae…. yew hazza gift.

Fanks mulchlee. Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Sunovawot ryts byootiful LOL-poe-tree; plees to postify teh linkydink to yur Blog, pritty plees! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm

_nedez eh sekkund shamwow_ tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

oh, sunovawat — dat is lurvely, purrfekt. Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

Hour KimKiwi lieked sum fings ina sertin feem…

lion_rainbow says: July 10, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Ai donut kno tu put dis linky wiff teh clip wiff piktur tu klikkify ontu, butt(!) dis Vicky Brown : Look for me in Rainbows. (plz tu read teh lyriks ob teh sawng)

Aiz no gud in poems, butt(!) Lion adn Reggie will gib der Raynbows tu gib awl our Cheezfrenz a big hug { { { { awl Cheezpeez} } }  whu haz lost a lubbed-wun.

_gibz paw tu cheezpeep next tu mee_ iz gud tu kno dat der ar frenz awl around teh wurld wu donut forget our frenz wu haz crossed teh bridj. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Takes lion_rainbow’s paw and gibz paw tu teh cheezpeep next to ME! ;) catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:03 pm

_joynez paws_ bayshang says: July 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm

_wipes fais wif cleen shamwow_ _joynez paws_ cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 2:02 pm

__Joynez pawz wif bayshang and reechez owt tu deh neggst peep… tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:12 pm

oh! oh!!1! ai gets to hold pawz wiv teh CWEEN! _taykes cweens paw_ _holdz owt other paw_ doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Takes tessm’s paw and hold out paw fur teh next cheezpeep… muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm

_taykes doctorcat’s paw an holdz owt other oaw tu deh neggst peep_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 3:09 pm

_taykes muchcat’s paw an holds uvver owt to neggst Cheezfren_ Catsablanca says: July 11, 2011 at 8:27 pm

_Streches tayle ober tu Tidmum adn wrappees tayle arownd hur paw tu pull hur bak n2 teh circlol_ Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:21 pm

_taykes muchcat’s paw wif hur left feelur and holds out her other feeler to teh next cheezfrend_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm

_taykes Upfi’s feelur gentlee n hur paw adn holds out ovver paw tu neggst Cheezfren_ Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm

_tayks Catsablanca’s paw adn holds owt paw tu anubber cheezfreen, flutterin hur wingses_ noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 4:20 pm

oopz… misted catsablanca’s pau. _ reeches 4 taya’z pau an holdz tite an reechez out 4 nex frend_ KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 4:51 pm

_holds noodlols paw adn reechis fur the neggst cheezfrend_ miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Tayks pjperry’s floofeh paw adn reaches owt paw to next cheezfrend. frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

“Let’s forget the fact that [I'm] coming a little late to the party and embrace the fact that [I] showed up at all.”

_Gentlee taeks bluesfan473′s paw [adn witchez hur uh errlee Happee Birfdae!] adn joynz teh surkul wile egg stending otter paw tew teh next Cheezfrend_ noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm

_taykez catsablanca paw wifacwicknes an reechez out 4 anudder cheezefrend_ Shatzeesmom says: July 10, 2011 at 7:16 pm

_taykez KittyRoos paw adn reechez fur teh neggst cheezfrend_ __sniff__ AfriCat says: July 10, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Taiks Shatzeesmom’s paw an holds owt otter paw pjperry says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 pm

_takes AfriCat’s paw and silentlee says prayers for Kim, Kim’s family (skinned and furred), and all cheezpeeps dat hass a sad_ _reaches owt paw for teh negst cheezfriend_ Nennepus says: July 11, 2011 at 1:03 am

_takes PJP’s paw and holds out otter paw_ poussinboi says: July 11, 2011 at 1:18 am

_ takes Nenne’s paw nd reeches faw teh nekst cheezfrend _ nicewitch says: July 11, 2011 at 7:56 pm

_taeks poussinboi’s paw, an reechis owt hur uvver paw tu teh neks Cheezfrend_ Lungdoc says: July 11, 2011 at 8:11 pm

_taykez nicewitch’s paw gentlee adn reechez owt 4 yet anudder cheezfriend…_ bluesfan473 says: July 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

belatedly takes Lungdoc’s hand and reaches to the next cheesefriend frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm

_sai_ Mai egg stenshun ov teh floofy paw ov frenship put issef inna rong plaice.

Wunse moar wiff feelinz:

_Gentlee taeks bluesfan473′s paw [adn witchez hur uh errlee Happee Birfdae!] adn joynz teh surkul wile egg stending otter paw tew teh next Cheezfrend_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 12:17 pm

_Tidmum lays owt a tablol wiv a cloff embroydered wiv teh kiwiflowers an bebbeh kiwis_ Upon the tablol is a fowntain taht gushes a rlly gud NZ chardonnay anna tray ov bukkit (nawt bloo) sized krystal glasses, wiv liddle kiwis etched on. there am sordid noms awn liddle platters….eggancress sammijs,Pi,pineapplol on stiks, cheezy puffs,sossij rolls,peanuts, a biiig bowl of pork skratchins, picklolled eggs,shwimp,chikkin nuggits an sum whippy creme,salsa an chips… Rite in teh middlol is teh biggist Pavlova teh whirld has EBER seen..awl cubbered in kiwifroot._ . Now, Deer Cheezfrenz…Plz to join me in raising a glass to our Very Dear and much missed Kimkiwi….. _To Kim. CHEEZ!!_ ♥ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm

CHEEZ! _eyes pavlova with a hongry_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:20 pm

_klinky glasses_

TO KIM! We will nebber, ebber furget yoo. Nope! AnemoneOne says: July 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm

_raisis glass_ Cheez. Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm

To Kim! CHEEZ!!! KittyRoo says: July 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

_raysis glass uv sparkloling wadder wiffa kiwi slyce innit_ To Kim!! cheez! bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm

raisis glass

_clinkee_ Karen says: July 10, 2011 at 12:39 pm

_razez gwassobwhine_

To Kim! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Cheez! _drinkz tu Kim_ OzcatMum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Cheez tu Kimkiwi. cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm

_rayzuz glass_ _klinkee_

tu Kim! Cheez!!! miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm

To Kim

Cheez! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

A cloff awn AND py napple on stix! Tehre’s posh! tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm

I can has whyte glubs an a hat awn too :D skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm

shall we has tee?? with mabbeh some of taht rly nice creem stuffs?? tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Ohhh yesh!! :D wiv skons an jam too :D skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:45 pm

of CORSE! and can we has teh little sammies too?? huh? huh??? tidmum says: July 11, 2011 at 1:09 am

wiv crusts orf ;) Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm

_Drinks tee wif pinkee fingrrr eggstended_ lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Hay! That’s my pinkee finger! kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm

U shure? Hoaw menny u gotz in dat blak bagg, huh? lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Hmph. If they is not shiny I donot steel them. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Can yoos identimify it? Duz u has finger printz awn fyle? Aifinknawtso, oar menne theftz ov shinee fings wuld has bin sawlved. kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm

_Glas held ohai_

To Kim!

Cheez! noodle says: July 10, 2011 at 4:23 pm

a grand tost 2 kimkiwi… cheeze! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Tew Kim!

CHEEZ!!! sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 9:48 pm

CHEEZ! Nennepus says: July 11, 2011 at 1:04 am

To Kim! Skål! Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 12:18 pm

I am sorry to hear about KimKiwi. I did not know her as I don’t post here much, but I can feel your emotions. Last month I lost a friend to cancer. And long back, my mother.

I make it a point to visit this site. (link below) If you click everyday, the sponsors give free mamograms to women who cannot afford them. I think we must do everything in our power to fight this atrocity and one day we will win.

http://www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2

RIP, KimKiwi. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Hai Raj!

So nice you could stop by today.

Our Kim was – as you can see – very much loved here. She was very funny, very bright, witty – and a really good friend.

She fought against it with everything she had. We hoped – OH, we hoped! she would win. But it was not to be.

So thanks for your nice thoughts and the link. Every little thing helps. And I’m sorry you couldn’t know her. I’m so glad I did – even though we. . .well, it’s just hard. :( Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Hey Janet, Thanks for the. I can feel all the pain you guys are feeling. It’s so hard when someone you love leaves you. _hugs_ Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 12:47 pm

I find words inadequate in such situations. I think the song says it best. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm

It’s a beautiful song, Raj, thanks. (Very sad story behind that one, too.)

Truly sorry about your mother. It is never easy losing a parent. Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Fankees, sweetmotherofmars. It was a long time ago.

Yes, I cannot hear this song without getting a sob in my throat. Very touching. sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:26 pm

{ { { Raj} } } Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Ohai Raj! Thanks for speaking up. I click on the hunger and other sites every day – both on my work and on my home computer. I so hope they find better ways to fight cancer. Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Ohai Upfi, Yes, I hope so too. Good to know that you know about the site. We should make it known to as many people as possible. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm

{ { { { { Raj} } } } } Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm

So sorry for your losses, Raj. Please come post here, or just lurk, any time you want. { { { { Raj} } } } kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Wint an kliikkified awn taht. Raj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Ohai catena, Catsablanca, kat3kets1gog Fankees fur da replies. i alwais lub to see the pictushurs ob kittehs, weel trai to post more often. :)

I wint an lighted a candlol fur Kimkiwi. tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:22 pm

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCwQiIqWpRY&w=480&h=390%5D tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:24 pm

tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:25 pm

oh, dammit. I give up on the video.

Hey Kim, I haz a sad Found a Cheezfren, and now I’ve lost her. There’s a Kiwi that’s gotten into my heart She’ll have a part of it forever.

Hey Kim, you made us laugh Monday mornings were meant for singing we’ll remember with all that you had to face you still had grace and kept us grinning

And though for you the pain is gone Your smile lives on Our Kiwi is gone but not forgotten So many friends around the globe The day you’d gone The world became a little colder

Hey Kim, I miss my fren She was so clebber, so full of ossim Remember Dunedin on New Year’s Eve Better believe, the best one ever

And surely I’ll remember you Each April twoth The birthday we shared across the Date Line I hope you know as years will pass I’ll raise a glass In memory of you, my birthday sister.

Hey Kim, I haz a sad Found a Cheezfren, and now I’ve lost her. We’ll remember with all that you had to face you still had grace and kept us grinning

Na na na, na na na na, Na na na na, Hey Kim…

Na na na, na na na na, Na na na na, Hey Kim… lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Let me help you out, my dear friend.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCwQiIqWpRY&w=480&h=390%5D lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Hmph. Doodlebugs. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Heeee!!!

Yoo shud hav started out with ~

“I know I’m not Teho, but maybe I can help” ;) frogprof says: July 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Fankees, JCH4K — yew maed mii laff! lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

O, wait.

tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

fankees. Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Love it! So joyous! I scared the kittehs, and perhaps my neighbors, with my off key but nonetheless LOUD singing! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm

JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm
 * D

Beeyootiful Tess!

Nuthing left to do but huf teh frenz we still have! ;)

{ { { { { { { { Tess} } } } } } }

An have sum ov that grate fud tidmum browt! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm

everrybuddy singalong! willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 12:34 pm

♫ Nah nah nah nah ♫ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

♫ naaaaah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAH♫ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

♫ nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAAAH♫ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪ ♫ nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAAAH♫ ☆.｡.•_✿_•.¸¸❤¸¸.•_¨_•☆.｡.•_✿_•.¸¸❤ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 8:59 pm

♫♪♫ nah nah nah NAH NAH NAH NAAAH ♫♪♫

{ { { { Fanks, Tessm} } } } tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Kim Kim, KIM KIMI KIMI KIWI KIWI!!!!! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm
 * smile: !

Dammit, tessm.

Ai gnu ai wud nawt maek eet fru todai wibowt shedding a teer. tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:03 pm

ai wasn’t shur ai wud laff todae, so ai guess we ar even! { { { GP} } } Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm

_Handz GP a Laydee Ytem, self-stikky, Sorbent Eymaks_

pat spending

Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Wii wheezfrenz gone, adn mai Céline adn nao twelb yeer old Jaiden hoo crossed teh Brdj awn teh 8f… Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Wii weel nebber foargits awl teh cheezfrenz_ Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Adn nebber, nebber owr KimKiwi, Maus, Rhokit oar Mamagwyn… JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm

an Bubbashoomin.

Ai noe he went befoar mennee ov yoo cud noe him. But hee wuz reelee nice (ov corse!!). . . Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Dis iz nawt fayr Janet… wii hab awl lawst sew musch… Ai kan nawt handle dis… JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Itz troo, Princess Taya.

This haz bin a reeelee bad yeer fur mennee ov us.

An ai’m so sorree to heer about teh wuns yoo hav lawst. . . :( Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Wun wuz fifteen yeers ago butt(!) resurfaced nao adn wun wuz tu des ago… Wun wuz mai oan… adn wun wuz mai fren… Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm

May ai shaer a poem abowt mai Céline?

Céline, so many nights I think about you.I still remember your face,which was frozen in time .Whenever I think about you, I think my thoughts about you are sublime.

Even when you left, you didn’t say goodbye. But I tell you, don’t look back, because you will see me cry. I fought to be so strong, but it just wasn’t true. So many nights I fight once more, just to see you.

Little angel, sent too soon to the Heavens above, an innocent soul carried on the wings of a dove. Too soon had I seen you part, but you will always have a special place in my heart.

I miss your deep brown eyes and your golden heart too. More precious than a diamond, more than words could ever say, your love so innocent, your soul like the warmth of May.

When you smiled, my soul was shining. If only you could see what you meant to me. As the sun rises again to bring a new day, my sorrow and pain increases in every way.

So reach for the stars my beautiful little angel. Touch the face of God for me, and tell him to set my heart free. May you live forever in the presence of God. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Oh Princess Taya. That is very, very beautiful.

This is the perfuect place for you to show us this.

And Jaiden – just two days ago??? { { { { { { Princess Taya} } } } } } } Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm

yesh frum Leukemia… Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Jaiden wuz mai fren. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:02 pm

Aim sew sorry, Princess Taya, on awl accounts. Mai once-stepmom (awlwais famblee) passed teh saem wiik az Kim, sew ai noe hoa cried out yew feel. _very gentle hedbonk_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm

{ { { { { { { { { { princessTaya} } } } } } } } } Princess Taya says: July 11, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Ai feel cried owt moar sew wif teh memree ob mai littlol Céline’s passing fifteen yeers ago adn wif teh loss ob mai fren Jaiden adn Kim, Rhokit, Mamagwyn, Maus, Lyanthya adn awl teh Cheezfrends hoo aer gawn… catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm

O Taya, aiz soe sorree!!! { { { { { { Taya} } } } } tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 3:29 pm

mi too. { { { Taya} } } Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 3:31 pm

nawt fayr… nawt fayr at awl dat wii hab lawt sew menny peoplol… doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Ohai, evvybuddy _snif_ Dese is all such byootimus songs! I iz nawt so grate ackshully at songriting, but dis wun means a lot to me. Iz for KimKiwi and all our lost loved ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cilaXxRbpr4 doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

“And the ship went out on the High Sea and passed at last into the West, until at last on a night of rain, Frodo smelled a sweet fragrance on the air and heard the sound of singing that came over the water. And then it seemed to him that as in his dream…the grey rain-curtain turned all to silver glass and was rolled back, and he beheld white shores and beyond them a far country under a swift sunrise.”

JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Purrrfekt! Just purrrrfekt. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm

berree fitten. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Of coarse we all know that KimKiwi was a songwriter extraoridinaire hersself. This is one of my faves, one she writed for Cheezstock nearly 2 years ago. We have made a commemorative sheet music version. Only u has to add ur own music. Is to teh toon of “Sweet Caroline” by Neilol Diamondoohshiny!

http://cheezburger.com/lolcatburglar/lolz/View/4959395072 catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:21 pm

_adz tu fabrites_ bluesfan473 says: July 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Mai frendz, dooty cawls an ai must goe. But beefore ai dew ai jus wan tew thank u awl, inna sumtymes dark an bery diffikult whirld u awl shine so britelee

{ { { { { { { { { { Cheesefrends} } } } } } } } } }

gunnersmama says: July 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

_Snifflol_ Ohai cheezfrenz…ai habz tu go owt fur a portint meeding wif mai doddur…butt ( ! ) ai hand-embroyderfyed dis bawk ub shamwows wiff liddlol kiwis fur ebbrywun. Hoap dey hepps mop up teh kiwi teerz a bit. Lubs yu awl. Sorree ai nebber meetid hur.

XOXOX and schmooz doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:41 pm

_wails loudly into hand-embroyderfyed kiwi shamwow_

fankoo _snif_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm

{ { { { { gs} } } } } Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Awn Bhaff ob LeezaB/Swirrlgrl, hoo is hassin interweb problums – she can reed teh commets awn her fone butt can’t get to post

Love to all the cheezfrends… I tried for nearly an hour to get on but was unable… something about this site freezes up my home pooter all teh livelong day, so I send this through a frend, since I can’t be here:

Owed to a Kiwi

I think that I shall never see a soul as fair as Kim Kiwi A cherished frend with clever wit and smile so like a candle lit She frolicked with us happily until o’ercome by ebil C Her Monday Morning Singalong gave us no clue how much was wrong She soldiered on with bravery when we were feeling wavery We watched with wonderment and woe as she fought well against her foe Her courage and her strength were great but ebil C just would not wait And then her soul was finally free although we miss her terribly But she left us a lasting gift of frendship even through the rift And taught us all that life is sweet even when short and not complete We cry for her but she is free and now can fly limitlessly So here’s to Kim our fairest frend and all the lessons she did send Remember all, to love, and well! As no one knows when rings the bell.

_looks for a shamwow_ _has to use a skwirrl_ _sniffle_ tidmum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

_fawls apart_ :cry: JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm

LeezaB!!! This is just GRATE!!!

An thankz, Ambercat! Fur bringing this to us.

_wipez aiez again_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:10 pm

wunnermous. tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:19 pm

oh, leeza! dat wuz just wunnerful. _grabs anuvvertisshoo_ Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm

_ grabs neerest skwirrl, wypes eyes _

Byootimuss, leeza. skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Hay! Watch teh tail there piggeh! _red_ doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Oh, leezaB, is lubbly pome. I can borrow ur skwirl? _snif_ skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Sirtinly! Wud you liek a choklit too? I has some nise babbeh choklit minnows here… skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm

Fankyoo sew muchly Ambercat for postifying this for me!

Um, can you tell I has been reading teh Jane Austen when you reads tihs? Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Pon rep and Lud sir! Ai avow the evvy dense is of a certinty! Nao, how sai yu; duz tihs nu bonnit becom me? skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm

That is a lovley bonnit, yesh, but HOO is pon and lud? sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:09 pm

LeezaB, taht wuz loverly!! Fangz fore sharon it wiffus.

{ { { Schmoo} } } Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:25 pm

{ { { LeezaB} } }  Whut a great poem! skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:40 pm

fankyoo, upfi and teh rest of you some how I just didn’t has teh hart to do a song…. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:48 pm
 * red:

I almost didn’t do one either. I had the idea to do it months ago, but it just wouldn’t write itself down. I did teh video yesterday and thought it was all I had in me. But I had one more go at teh song this morning and it wrote itself down pretty quickly.

And can I just add here that everyone was wonderful today, whether they performed or audienced. I lubs u guise all so hard.

Even teh piggeh

Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:12 pm

{ { { { { { Princess Taya and Jaiden} } } } } } Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Stoopy WP…..obviouslee teh abuv wuz sposed tu b elseware.

LCB, we lubs u 2!!! Ai has bin n awe ov u sinse Ai fownd ICHC 3 yeers agoe.

My life hasn’t been easy lately, and Cheezpeeps are the bright light that helps me carry on. { { { { { { Cheezpeeps} } } } } } Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm

adn mai littlol Céline tu… Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Yes, yes! { { { { { { Céline, Princess Taya, Jaiden} } } } } } skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 5:15 pm

We lubs u too LCB! Even if we has to watch our pokkits around you ;) lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Whut? Why u has to watch them? I’ll watch them for u! Admiral Apparent says: July 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm

I’m sure Kim would want eberyone to share happy songs. Dis next song is a little bittersweet, kinda like this occasion. I’m sad Kim is gone, but happy at seeing all her friends here and on Facebook. I’m very glad that I’ve become friends with Kim’s friends. Kim was ossim, and so are her friends, now I have more ossim friends, too. You know who you are.

I’ve sung Joni Mitchell on Kim’s Monday morning sing-alongs before, so she would not be surprised to see me do this again. Kim made another Failpeep friend on Facebook, but he is offline at the moment…he likes Joni Mitchell, too. So, dis is for him as well as me. I know he’s been sad ’cause he’s been wearing a teary-eyed Kiwi as his profile pic ever since Kim passed away.

Here goes… _gets out of toona voice ready_ (Dis song sounds best with out of toona voice, and da more out of toona voices, da better.)

Yesterday a child came out to wonder Caught a dragonfly inside a jar Fearful when the sky was full of thunder And tearful at the falling of a star

Then the child moved ten times round the seasons Skated over ten clear frozen streams Words like when you’re older must appease her And promises of someday make her dreams

(Dis is the part where eberyone sings…)

And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We’re captive on the carousel of time We can’t return we can only look Behind from where we came And go round and round and round In the circle game

Sixteen springs and sixteen summers gone now Cartwheels turn to car wheels thru the town And they tell her take your time it won’t be long now Till you drag your feet to slow the circles down

(Eberyone!…)

And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We’re captive on the carousel of time We can’t return we can only look Behind from where we came And go round and round and round In the circle game

So the years spin by and now the girl is twenty Though her dreams have lost some grandeur coming true There’ll be new dreams maybe better dreams and plenty Before the last revolving year is through

(_sniffoo…_)

And the seasons they go round and round And the painted ponies go up and down We’re captive on the carousel of time We can’t return we can only look Behind from where we came And go round and round and round In the circle game

I miss you, Kim. lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

_sniffle_ _squeeze_ _tearful smile_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

O, dis iz won awf mai fabritez. tankee!!! Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Oh Admiral. Wii lubs yoo adn knoes yoo miss Kim as musch as wii does miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm

_Joyns in korus in best outta toona voyce_

_Awl cheezland voyces rise as wun to accompany Kim to teh meadow_

Farewell Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm

_squeeze (slightly damp)_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:13 pm

_squeeze_ Admiral, your admiration for our sweet Kiwi is most apparent. { { { I know she thought the world of you, too} } } kittynovich says: July 10, 2011 at 1:03 pm

_sits alone in the back and listens to byootymuss music_

_sniff_

_wipes tears wiffa shamwow_

_finks about Kim, Rhoda, Maus, and Gwynn_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Heer. Ai browt yoo sum kawfee and sum ov teh wudnerful Pavlova timum maed.

It iz reelee byootiful, iz it nawt?

Ai wish ai cud do teh song riting. Ar frenz ar so. . . amazing. ;) catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:23 pm

{ { { { { kn} } } } } damommza says: July 10, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Ai cna haz poewm? Yesh?

_Wif a litlol voyse.._

Ai did not kno teh Kiwi As gudgudgud as udders Butt heer we stnad togever As LOL sistas an brovers

KimKiwi iz teh legend naow hers storee will be towld Her brave, her smart, her funee Nawt afraid 2 be bowld

We watchd hers as she crosd teh brydge It mayd awl uv us cry Butt nekst tyme u see raynbows It will be hers LOLS in teh skye.

_wif a leaky eye, curtsys an leavez teh stage_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:12 pm

A lubblee tribyoot, damommza! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:18 pm

damommza!! @@@@@@ Taht’s FIVE burgers to yoo.

Ai’m so glad yoo rote this pome.

Just wehn ai thot mai aiez cudn’t leek ene moar! :(

But it iz reelee beyootiful – an ai will see hur smyoling in teh skye wenn I see a rayn bow. damommza says: July 10, 2011 at 1:31 pm

_sniffles_ Ai bekomin dehidrated aifinkso _sniffles_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Well, heer. ;)

Itza nice cuppa kawfee – wud yoo laik sum creem an shugar??

An ai browt yoo a playte wif teh Pavlova awn it, too. Itz RELEE gud!

An ai put a littlol peese ov teh coffee/walnut cake there, too. damommza says: July 10, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Fankies…_blowz teh noze_..ooooh…caek! Yesh..ai wuld lubs a peese and teh Kawfee too. Just a bit uf kawfee in wif teh cream. Ai lyke it “lite”. .. :-) Teasel says: July 10, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Just beautiful. _sniffles_ _gits noo shamwow_ cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 2:22 pm

DAt wuz so pritty!! { { { Damommza} } } Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm

{ { { damommza} } }  ANother byootimus poem. sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:15 pm

damommza! Brava!!!

_clappity clappity_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Spirit was too wild To be contained by this world Now it soars above lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:27 pm

byootiful doctorcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm

_searches for Like button_ Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Ai duz taht, 2, doctorcat. kittynovich says: July 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Fankz, JCH4K! So wunnermuss… :-( tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:27 pm

ai can has happee song for show closer? of course, nawt that ennywun cannawt post more stuffs after dis, butt (!) usually iz a upbeet song foar end uv show… http://www.youtube.com/embed/pMY6ZYCLW7I tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm

tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm

finallee figgured it owt! _haz a small happee_ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:12 pm

A grate closer!!! It maed me laff!

An ai am awso glad you can has a “small happe!_ ;) Willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm

_boogiez….twurls…..jazz hands_

Woot fro awl the grate cheezburger lolls an moosic! muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Iz purrfekt, aifinksew! Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Ai sharez ur small happee, adn Ai LOLd at teh LOLs. Fankees, Tess, fur ebreefing u has dun froo owt. Ai hoep u sleeps well 2nait. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

dis wuz grayt fun! lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm

ohai, i duz not hab a song ob my own, but i luv dis classik taht kimkiwi wroted, an i wanted to make shur it wuz remembered heer today.

Barf on Yor Chayr by Kimkiwi (to teh toon ob Scarborough Fair)

Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem Merembur pls not to sitz daown tehre But iffin yew do teh folt not be mien

Ai haz eetid sum bad fuds ai finkso Frum a tin wot kostid a diem Aiz not liek hoominz, karnt barf in teh sink so Moev out da wae cos itz barfink tiem

Otay tehn, ai’ll barf on yore bed Leev a big patch colored liek liem Dont luk at me nd shaek yore hed Iz not liek ai haz dun a criem

Ai iz goink to barf sumweer Maek a mess in a playse taht is priem Butt ai noes goink to tel yew wheer Yew’ll find owt in yore own gud tiem. lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm

also, teh burfday fairy haz sended wif me a box filled wif speshul-edishun kimkiwi boblolhed snoglobe akshun figures. iz a akshun figyur ob kimkiwi az we knowed an loved her. teh snoglobe over teh boblolhed (aktibated by teh boblolhed akshun) iz filled wif liddle kiwi burds, kiwi froots, an delishus pavlovas all floting arownd.

there iz enuff heer for evreewun (teh trolls at teh facktoree hab been wurking triplol-time dis week making them speshuly for dis) JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Thank yoo. Ai reelee wanted wun ov these!

An purrrhaps we can put awl teh rest in the Ty Boo Teek? Tehy will be VERY popular, ai am shur. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Oooo….tanx fur teh sawng adn teh snoglobe!!! JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Oh lunarmommy!!! thank yoo SOOO much fur bringing this. Ai havn’t seen it!!!

Hard to maek a bedder tribyoot!

Oh, just thanks. ;) _sniff_

This iz a taim when ai reelee need Maus. He awlwaiz let me uze hiz hankee!! An it maeks me eben sadder that he iz nawt heer. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:49 pm

{ { { { { { JCH4K} } } } } } muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Dismite bii wunobteh funn e-ist fings ai am ebber reeding. Fankyew fur bring ingit, espeshullee fur dose obus oo didn’t git heer in thyme to no kimkiwi. Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Oh, adn Ai posted teh Scarborough Fair linkee erlier, nawt eben noeing abowt tihs sawng ov teh Kiwi’s. Fankeez, Lunarmommy! Adn fankeez Lunarmommy adn teh Burfday Fairy fur teh Kimkiwi boblolhed snoglobe akshun figure….Ai will treshur it awlways. _Holds snoglobe bery tightly cloes tu <3 _ Mezzomom says: July 10, 2011 at 8:02 pm

I can haz laffing wif teers at teh saem tyme! _applies laydy ytim self-stik aimaks_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm

{ { { { LunarMommy} } } } Ai had mist tihs wun awlsoe… fankeze foar postN it foar uz!!! Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm

sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Oh, Ambercat! Yew can haz noe idya hoa much bittersweet tihs sawng bringz mii. Wuz a singing on the playground song when ai wuz yung.

Sew nyce to hear it as tribute to Kim. { { { {  Luv yew, Ambercat! } } } } damommza says: July 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Dis mos splendiferrus, amazerling adn awe enspyryng memawryal ai haz ebber seen. Yoo iz awl wunnerful. Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm

_ sits kwietleh in teh cornur, reeding awl teh wunnerful powems, lissening tu awl teh sawngs, thinking abowt deer KimKiwi adn trying nawt tu crai _

Yu nose, sumthymes, ai forgets juss hao majikal tihs plaice is…

Goodbye Kim, you were and will continue to be, a huge inspiration to me.

_ poke poke poke _ JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Thank yoo, GP, fur starting this wunderful tribyoot.

An nao you’ve made me crai moar than enething. Becuz ai reelee want to _poke_ Kim.

An ai can’t! Ene moar.

Ai think ai need to go sit kwietlee in a korner, too. :( OzcatMum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

{ { { { { { { { { { Janet} } } } } } } } } } lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm

U can still do that, Janet.

A few weeks ago we was talking here about teh peeps that was gone. jd said that he still sends Maus collectiblols.

We losed Kim just a day or two after that, and one of teh things I did in that first very sad day was see whut collectibles she needed. There was only one set she needed one moar of to complete, teh Bad Kitteh one. I hesitated for a minnit when I saw whut she needed, but then I realized how much she would laugh when I sended her a… dead bird. Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 2:35 pm

Oh, LCB… you _do_ make me laugh! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:30 pm

LOL Yesh, aifinkso shii wuld (did!) smilol at yr gift!!!!elebenty

{ { { LCB} } } tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:35 pm

8O omai! iz a sign frum… sumwhere, aifinkso! and yes, she wud have found that funny and appropriate, aifinksotew. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Awwww. . . and LOL!!! I’m SHUR she wud hav laiked it.

But. . . ai want hur to poke BAK!! Ai noe – we awl do. . . . :(

There. Ai think ai’m bedder nao. Yoo maed me laff – again! ;) catena says: July 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm

OKai….dat maid me LOL, lcb! Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm

That made me laff through my tears, LCB. Whut an ossim gift! Oh, teh irony!!! tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:27 pm

GP, u reminds me uv a “lyfe lessun” ai wunse learned…

ai wuz back in mah home town, a small city inna Midwest. It wuz a pretty boring playse. I had a ohai skool fren alsew in town, sew we decided to get together foar a drink.

we tried to find a decent bar. wuz impossible. in frustrayshun, ai said, “why duzzint dis lousy playse have wun single gud bar innit??”

mah fren said (drum roll plz, heer iz teh wurds uv wisdom)

“well, a bar is only as cool as the people who go to it.” Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 2:46 pm

_hugs tessm, sobs uncontrollably_ Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

_cuddlols Piggeh, sobbing_ Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm

_wunders hao yu curdle a piggeh_ tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm

groop hug!

we iz awl uber cool and majiklol, yesh yesh. skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:05 pm

_barrels into groop hug_ _knox everyone ovur_ ohai Tess!! How u is? { { { { { Tess} } } } } Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 5:07 pm

_Wigglols n2 groop hug_ Lubs u awl! catena says: July 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm

_snekez in awn teh edj_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:32 pm

_pulls catena farther in_

_gives hedbonks to as many skulls as she can reach_ OzcatMum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Teh sun will be up soon in mai citee, sew it relee will be a Munday Moarning. Fankees, Cheezpeeps for teh wunnermous memries, poems an musics.

Ai miss Kim berry much an haz teh berry leakee iez, butt(!) it has bin lubblee, eben if ai did crai lots moar tahn Ai comminted. tessm says: July 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm

mi tew, { { { ozcatmum} } } OzcatMum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:36 pm

{ { { { { { { Tessm} } } } } } }

Goodnight fr4ends. catena says: July 10, 2011 at 2:55 pm

night, OCM { { { { { { { { { { { cheezfrenz} } } } } } } } } } } skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Ohai all… I has a big big late… and btw pffffft!!!! on internet exploder :p Finally hadda lode Google Krome and I is here, altho I finkso I has misted many of you… all teh posts r so wonderful! So many talte… er tall…. er peeps wif gifts out here! And such a speshul place, I has mist being here and maybe we shud get together moar offen? On a littul less sad oak asian plzthx. _looks hopefull_ muchcat says: July 10, 2011 at 2:42 pm

ohai skwirrlgrrl! Iz wonnermuss tribyoot, yes? JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Just wut ai wuz thinking! ;) Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:31 pm

I would definitely lubs to see u moar often, skwirrlgrrl! { { { LeezaB} } } lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:43 pm

We does need to make a point to play here moar often. We must do a LBT production sometime soon. Kim loved those. And so do I. skwirrlgrrl says: July 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm

yesh yesh yesh! I will never forget teh first dark n stormee nite… SOO much fun!! Catsablanca says: July 10, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Wii can has ICHC play daets ala FB Kiwi? sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:34 pm

_nods over-zealously, falls over-easily_ lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm

i cannot commint on evree singlol song, pome, an tribyoot. but i haz red tehm all an they iz all absolootly wunderful. we iz blessd to hab knowd kim (eben if not evreewun knowd her very well) an blessd to hab dis wunderful occasion to rebember her wif.

a memree ob kim: bakk in april, wen i had a shinglols taht cawzed haff ob my face to be temporarliy paralyzed, kimkiwi left a very kind get-well messij on my book ob face. it wuz awsum taht she took time to do dis even az her own helf wuz getting wurser an wurser. JanetCanHas4Kitthehs says: July 10, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Ai noe! Taht is just SOOO KIm!

Awn mai burfday, teh 6th ov Joon!! she sent me a luvelee messij!

An ai dint NOE about yur fayce! :shock: Ar yoo awl bedder nao?? Princess Taya says: July 10, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Wen ai wuz reelee sad bofe in adn owt ob karator, Kim actid liek a movver tu meh. Ai weel nebber foargit dat… lunarmommy says: July 10, 2011 at 3:21 pm

ohai jch4k, yesh, iz all better now, fanks for asking. :) miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Ai iz sittin heer, wundring wy ai haz spent mai hole ebening reeding commints by peeps ai’v nebber met, bout sumwun ai nebber new, adn tehn ai reelized….. it’s becos ai feel taht ai do know yu adn yu awl do “bring me sunshyne” – ebbury dai!

{ { { { cheezfrends} } } }

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOiLsoDcudQ&w=425&h=349%5D miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 2:58 pm

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOiLsoDcudQ&w=425&h=349%5D miniminsmum says: July 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm

Nope – nawt wurkz – :-( lolcatburglar says: July 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm

U need to put a = sign after teh youtube and a ending bracket at teh end.

Ambercat says: July 10, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Ai wonted to post ken Dodd singng “Happiness” to go wif tihs – sym era ob Briddish telly, butt Ai cudnt fynd a dee sent viddyo.

So heer’s a rubbish wun insted, wif a happy sawng to sai Gud Nyt form TTI

Upfi says: July 10, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Great song, Ambercat! Fankees and good night! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:40 pm

miniminsmum & Ambercat: both excellent songs I’d never heard. You two, and all of the peeps, have brought me so much sunshine and happiness… and not just today, though today was filled the the brim with awesome and win. Ambercat says: July 11, 2011 at 8:50 am

Awwww, bless! sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:30 pm

_gentle hedbonx_ TrayseeAch says: July 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm

_wipes teerz_ This wuz wunnermus!!! Missy says: July 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm

She, and all of you, inspire me. I thank her for the joy she spread, and all of you for continuing her sunshine. { { { cheezpeeps} } } interwebshobo says: July 10, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Wow I havn’t seen this many comments on a lol in a while The Great Lab Monkey - Flinging poo at a lab near you. says: July 10, 2011 at 4:24 pm

To all the Cheezpeeps:

I’m very sorry for y’all’s loss. This is a very moving and loving tribute. _failpeep squeeeze_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm

_squeezes Monkey, picks off a flea for later snacking_ kat3kets1gog says: July 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Finking mite be gud tyme furr dis wun:

(2 teh Eaglolz sawng “Taek Itt 2 teh Limit”:

Awl aloan att teh enz ob teh eebning Wiv teh brite puter skreme in mah vyew, Ai wuz finking bowt teh Cheezfrenz in teh Meddo, Ai nebber RLy knoo.

Ya noe teh Reel Lyfe can bee teh stynker, Bad fings kepe comming rounds Wii hydez underr teh bed, An jus keepz awn getting fownd. Cuz teh noos weave herd laytelee Jus seams sadded upp an badded up an madded up sum moar!

Soe putts mii awn the websight An shoew mii teh lolz An taek mii 2 teh kittehz Wun moar tyme.

O dey sai cyburr frenz am nawt reel wuns An itz awl phantaseas in ur mynd Butt teh Cheezlubz dey kepe beemin whirrld-wyde And Cheezharts r kynd.

Soe wii craiz 4 owr lost Kiwi, An rememmbers Rhokit, too, An wii missify Maus, GwynMama, Ly, and Goose. An dough we cant bii tuching, Stil teh toast goez awn, teh hugg groez long, wii laffs an weepes agin!

Soe joym mii awn teh websyte And smilol att the lolz, And taek mii 2 teh kittehs Wun moar tyme.

Taek mii 2 teh kittehs, Taek u too teh kittehs, Taek uz two teh kittehs, Wun moar tyme!

Taek mii 2 teh kittehs (Plz!!) Taek mii tow teh kittehs, Comon an teak mii 2 teh kittehs. Wun moar tyme.

Taek mii 2 teh kittehs, Taek mii 2 teh kittehs, Taik mii 2 teh lolcatz Wun moar taaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!

_Holds noat four ebber an ebber_ catena says: July 10, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Berree berre neis, kk1g! Willyboy says: July 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Applolse!

Fink ai haz an eerwurm fro toonite… :-) sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Aifinkso ai haz found mai gnu feeemsawng.

Fangoo ebber sew mutch, kat3kets1gog!!!

_smiles and sniffles in tandem_ guitar73girl says: July 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm

The spirit of cheezeland is strong again in memory of Kim Kiwi and others. This song reminds me of that spirit. George Papavgeris and ‘Friends Like These’.

catena says: July 10, 2011 at 6:00 pm

tanx, gg! sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Anom!!! These _are_ wonderful friends here. sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 8:06 pm

_the organist sighs with a deep sigh, closes the organ console_ _walks down the long and windy stairs noticing a little trail of zippo parts _ _turns out the lights, closes and locks the doors_ sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 8:09 pm

sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 8:14 pm

the organist sings a song of regret… sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 8:17 pm

Please come Boston for the spring time. We’ll cheezmeet here with some friends And they’ve got lots of room. You can dance some Salsa on the sidewalk By Cheers cafe where I hope to be nomming soon. Please come to Boston.

She said, “No.

Would you come visit me?”

And she said, “Hey, ramblin’ grrl Now won’t YOU c’mon down? Boston ain’t my kind of town.” She had a heart o gold and There ain’t nobody like she. Yes, I’m the number one fan

Of the Princess Kim Kiwi.

Please come to the Andes when the snow falls. See Machu Pichu in the mountains so far That we can’t be found. And throw te quiero echoes down the canyon And dance all night until they come back around. Please come to Perú. She said, “No.

Grrl, would you come visit me?”

And she said, “Hey, ramblin’ grrl Why don’t you c’mon down? Cuzco ain’t your kind of town”. She had a heart o gold and There ain’t nobody like she. Yeah, I’m the number one fan Of the grrl they call Kiwi.” sweetpea says: July 10, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Now, the regrets I have go ’round and ’round

And I doubt that it’s ever gonna stop,

But of all the dreams I’ve lost or found

And all that I ain’t got.

I still need to lean to

Somebody I can sing to.

Kim, Please come back today and live forever. This earthly life alone is just too hard to build. We’ll go for walks, and look out over the ocean. We’ll watch some stars up in the sky And dance,and sing until…

Please come back to stay

She just said, “No.

Grrl, you know it cannot be.

And she said, “Hey, ramblin’ grrl Don’t let it get you down This old earth will still go round and round.” o,there ain’t no gold and There ain’t nobody like she.

yes, I’m the number one fan

Of the grrl they call KimkIwi.

I’m the number one fan

Of the Princess Kim Kiwi

<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪<3 ♪ sweetmotherofmars says: July 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

_grabs another (hand-embroidered) shamWow_

Oh my tendril-extending sister, that was so very sweet. _bonk, gentle-like_ sweetpea says: July 11, 2011 at 8:23 am

_gentle hed bonk_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:34 pm

{ { { Sweetpea} } } kat3kets1gog says: July 11, 2011 at 10:57 am

O noaw ai haz teh criez agin! gremlin says: July 11, 2011 at 12:24 pm

sweetpea, that wuz just beyootifful! _sniff_ { { { { sweetpea} } } }

{ { { { { anna beeg hug for awl cheezpeeps} } } } } } sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm

_gives Gremlin huge squeeeeeze_ catena says: July 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm

Soe sweet, sweetpea! Nazy says: July 10, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Ware iz kitteh’s seatbelt Henreh? :( RaccoonRobber says: July 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm

hey wait, thats MY cat, I took that picture of my husband holding my cat in my car? who posted this? how did you get it?! im so confused!!!! Iluvchocolate says: July 10, 2011 at 10:55 pm

Aiz werkin awn a sawng. It mite be funneh, it mite be sad, it mite be boff. Plz tu be checkin bak. Ai needz tu get tu nite nitez, as ai has teh skyool in teh moarnin. Will poast ASAP, doh. Plz tu be feelin mai hartborked beemz ob lub an teerz an wishfull finkinz, k? G’nite mai famblee! sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:38 pm

_waits for song_ _wonders if that’s Multnomah Falls in avatar_ _can’t imagine it being anywhere else_ OzcatMum says: July 11, 2011 at 12:35 am

This song is posted on behalf of Ladykitteh, hoo am having trubblol loggin in tu heer. Hur is still trying.

Nennepus says: July 11, 2011 at 1:27 am

Thankyoo Ladykitteh and OCM – is a lubbleh version of a lubbleh song! I will make sure this is my notsosilen tearwurm today… { { { { { { { Cheezfrends and Kim’s famblee and frends} } } } } } } Iluvchocolate says: July 11, 2011 at 5:26 pm

Ai wuz gunna maek a funneh sawng tu dis toon, butt(!) ai don’t hab teh wurdz insied meh rite nao. Instedz, ai wil poast a biddeo at witch yu kan awl smylol an fink sumfin happee fur a momint.

Leila says: July 11, 2011 at 5:47 am

What an awesome tribute! _squeeezes everyone_ :) lolcatburglar says: July 11, 2011 at 7:00 am

_squeezes_ sweetpea says: July 11, 2011 at 8:25 am

_squeeze_ bluesfan473 says: July 11, 2011 at 8:27 am

_squeeze_ Princess Taya says: July 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm

_squeezes mai Leila_ gremlin says: July 11, 2011 at 8:50 am

_arrives a bit late, just in time to see a small kiwi bird take off in flight, surrounded by a flock of jewel-colored hummingbirds_

_sniffle_ Go well, dear Kim. Enjoy touching the stars. . . We will see you again, but not yet. . . honeycakerabbit says: July 11, 2011 at 12:50 pm

_hops in reeeely layt_ _reeds fru thred_ :cry: _pile of soakin wet shamwows buildin up…._

Thank you, cheezfrends an failpeeps, for this wunnermous tribute thred. This is SUCH a speshul place. I feel honored to b part of it. Kestrela says: July 11, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Ai am sew sawree ai mist teh singalong! Butt(!) nao it am heer fur paws territee. Sew much lubz, sew menneh teers, sew much laffign. Ai em troolee humblold tu bii siiying teh lub adn harts ob teh Cheezpeeps. Ai caem aftur KimKiwi wuzn’t posting enneh moar, sew ai nebber noo hur. Ai wish ai had. _goes to ring owt big bukkit ob shamwows_ sweetmotherofmars says: July 11, 2011 at 10:40 pm

{ { { { Kestrela} } } } Ambercat says: July 13, 2011 at 10:09 am

Just to bump this to the top of Who’s Talking, in case anyone else wants to pop back and read the thread again. This was a special day in Cheezland – the very best our community can be. nicewitch says: July 13, 2011 at 10:53 am

_Nicewitch, karreein a gittar anna cubberd baskit, woks in berry kwyitlee an luks arownd. Teh Memoarilol foar Kimkiwi an teh uvver gawn-ahed Cheezfrends endid sum tiem agon, teh singin’ an honnerin’ an dedimakayshuns bees oabur, an awl teh Cheezfrends bee gawn hoam nao. Cheezland bees berry kwiet, an awlsew berry taidee – Cheezfrends nebbur leebs messis foar uvver peepuls tu kleening up. Nicewitch hassa sigh, berry sawree tu hassing missdid dis Impoartint Ohcayshun (shaeks hur fist at RL foar a moemint) an teh chans tu shairing an sellybraeting Cheezfrends liefs wiff uvver Cheezfrends._

_Fynding a bencsh at teh edj ob teh Prinsess Mu Meddoe, Nicewitch sets daown hur baskit, an sits, kraydloling hur gittar. Seh noes dat Eric teh NiteWatchman stands cloes bai, butt dey hassing noe nead ob wurds – in Cheezland, hart joyns tu hart, mynd to mynd, soul calls tu soul. Sawftlee, hur fingurs pik owt noets frum hur gittar’s strings, an seh sings a wistflol ballid._

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3Agt3bp9o

Haz enneebunnee heer seed owr Cheezfrend KimKiwi? Can yu tell mii ware shees gawn? KimKiwi lubbed hur famblee, an hur kittehs an hur Cheezfrends – Wii jus gawt tu meat hur, an shee’s gawn.

Haz enneebunnee heer seed owr Cheezfrend MamaGwyn? Can yu tell mii ware shees gawn? Richard an hur kittehs an awl ob us missis hur Felt jus like minnits, an shee’s gawn

Haz enneebunnee heer seed owr Cheezfrend Rhokit? Can yu tell mii ware shees gawn? Cheezfrends did der best tu gibs graes tu hur passing Heer ownlee mowmints, an shee’s gawn.

Dint dey lubs awl the fings Cheezland stands foar? Dint dey lubs tu plae an LOL wif yu an mii? Cos heer, dey wur free. Sumdae ….. wii’ll sea dem awl sumdae …..

Ebreebunnee heer lubs owr mush misst Cheezfrends. Wii awl noeing ware deys gawn. Lyanthya an Matthew, Maus an teh rest Eric greets dem awl, an leeds dem Home. Saef fru Teh Meddoe, dey’s gawn Home.

_Nicewitch baows hur hed, an finks abowt awl teh frends seh has maed heer in Cheezland. Abowt cumin tu dis plaes bai teh aksidint, jus lukking foar gigglols anna plaes foar eggscaeping teh hoariblol Reel Lief Sindroem foar a minnit oar tu, an fownding sew much moar dan jus dat. Shur, der bees lafftur, wii awl niids dat an heer bees teh grate plaes tu fynding dat. Butt der’s awlsew lubs, tu, an shoaldurs tu leening awn in tiems ob trubbuls, an jentil hands drine teers, an jenriss halps wen its niidid. Heer bees Famblee – reel Famblee, inn gud tiems an inn badd – Famblee reddee tu shair boaf traiumfs an trajidees, wutebbur cumins._

_Nicewitch lifts hur hed an hur hart, luks arownd teh Meddoe wiff lubs, an deesaids it’s tiem. Seh liffts hur baskit tu hur nee an, smyoling nao wiff lubs an joi, oapins teh baskit’s cubber._

_Duzzins ob butterflais imurjis, paws foar a sekkind, an den taeks flyt. Der bees Monarks an Kabbij Wites, Mourning Kloaks an Payntid Laydees an Swallo Taels, Nimfs an Sulfurs an Toarteeshells. Moffs, tu – Lunas an Cecropias an Unnerwings an awl kynds ob beatimous fings taek tu teh aers._

_Az eech wun immurjis, Nicewitch wispurrs tu it, telling a naem oar a stoaree oar a wish, an aksking CC’s blessings foar dem. Teh butterflais an moffs heer hur wurds an karree dem awn der wings. Dey sirclol Nicewitch foar a moamint, den waidin der flyt, sirclolling teh Meddoe an flying ohaier an waidur as dey goes. Dey spairlol upwurds, ebbur ohaiur, an ohaiur yet, until dey ar gawn frum owr site, gawn frum Cheezland; gawn at lasst intu teh Prezzins ob Ceiling Cat aloan, telling teh naems an teh stoarees an teh wishis tu Ceiling Cat, trusting dat wut is ment tu beeing will beeing, an noeing dat Ceiling Cat will hoald owr Cheezfrends saef an lubbed foarebbur._

_Kalming hur aeking hart, drying hur teers, Nicewitch watchis dem goe. Seh stands, gavvuring hur baskit an hur gittar, an den pawsis foar a mowmint. Finking abowt Frends Gawn Bifoar, an awlsew abowt Frends Heer & Nao, seh marks teh mowmint wif moar mewsik – sawngs wut has gibbon cummfert tu hur awn uvver passings, an leevs dees assa gifft foar awl Cheezfrends._

Bright Eyes – Art Garfunkel

Sand & Water – Beth Nielsen Chapman tessm says: July 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm

oh dat wuz bootiful.

_leeky eyez again_ catena says: July 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Nicewitch – dat wuz soe lubblee! _wepez softlee_ damommza says: July 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Dis wuz beautimus adn a fittin tribyute tu Kim. turtlol says: July 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm

layt, as yushual, (Ai iz a turltol, after awl, and slowwww..) tu teh memoreeul fur KimKiwi, but mai thots am awn hur and hur fambilee…. Ai hopes tehy am doon awlrite.

KimKiwi, teh Cheezwhirld is a kwieter plaze wifowt yur sawngs….

turtlol trundles awf, wistling a toon dat comez frum sum rememburred sawng she herd a lawng tyme ago…….or wuz it just a liddlol wile ago? (sighs) KCTailkinker says: July 31, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Ai am layter den awl. Ai didn’t kno. Ai haz a hyoog sad. Farewell, KimKiwi, farewell! U goes 2 a beddur playce butt it doesn’t mayke it enny beddur foar dose uv us hoo ar left behind. No moar pain, no moar sikness, no moar. Farewell. Tew Soon, mai deer fren. Tew soon. U goes 2 see the sky where no sunset closes to the darkness. No sadness ennymoar. Only lite to the sky, only joy wif seeing dose hoo hav gon on playing wif kittehs an goggies in the meadow. Seeing hao the life was liek the underside of a tapestry and nawt being able to see the full pikshur butt nao, can see the full tapestry. Farewell, deer wun, farewell.

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