Lojodi's missing unnerwares

''lojodi November 30, 2007 at 9:36 am'' I think my brain might start to smoke if I try to write all this in lolcat, but, here’s my story. I started to notice that my underwear were going missing. The only other people in my house are my husband and two teenagers. I kept wondering where my underwear could be going. Finally one day, I was putting the laundry away, and I didn’t get my underwear drawer all the way shut. I see a pair disappear, like someone had pulled them from behind the dresser. I open the drawer, and there is my cat, who got in behind the drawer, pulling them out of the drawer and leaving them there so she could take a nap in the drawer. I took the drawer all the way out, and there behind it were all my missing underwear. Better the cat than some of the other thoughts that were running through my mind.

''kittehlurve November 30, 2007 at 9:41 am'' wer teh loyers wen u needz tehm? u has unnerwar theef kitteh n no wun 2 helps wif teh porsekushun.

''lolcatburglar November 30, 2007 at 9:48 am'' I’d lurve 2 halp, kittehlurve, but even if I wasn’t disbarred I would has a conflictification of interestment in a case involving a unnerware theef kitteh.

U unnerstands.

'' gladys November 30, 2007 at 10:03 am'' My Snickakittemus be stealin my sockses.

I tayke off soxkses, him sniff, grab, and r.u.n.n.o.f.t wif dem.

Him duz it wif EVVERBUDDY soxses, too…old roomie, housgessts, evvybuddy. Him just likes soxcxses.

My feet lately be bery, bery cold.