Maus Memorial



zauberflote

January 19, 2011 at 9:00 am  Cweenmj haz fownding tihs classic Maus post foar us. Teh okkazhun wz teh burfday ov JCH4K:

_ Maus enters, riding on Petunia. He is in full The Mouse King costume _

_ Petunia is wearing an I ♥ JCH4K shirt and a Geek Hat (with Propeller) _

_ The hat is fitted with two dongles, one red and one grey _

_ She is pulling a wagon carrying a huge Schwärzwalder Kirschtorte _

Hello CheezFrenz! In honor of this special day, we bring you this very special birthday greeting.

_ The dongles begin to glow and blink, and Petunia begins to speak _

Ha-pee Birf-dae, Ja-net. We loves yoo. The sk-wrillz an I mae-ded yoo a caek…

_ The top of the cake pops open _

_ Cmdr Data, Lord Evelyn, Sir Real, Wyatt Earf and Professor pop up _

Hi! We’re the DID Five, and we have a song for Janet!

_ They begin to sing, in five-part harmony _

♫♫♫

Zum Geburtstag viel Glück,

Zum Geburtstag viel Glück,

Zum Geburtstag, liebe Janet,

Zum Geburtstag viel Glück.

♫♫♫

Happy Birthday, Janet, and many happy returns of the day!

CHEEZFRENZ! LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:01 am
 * _Haz a sad_ Maus’s nawt-furst nawt-sekkund…….
 * cinna-crumbs
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
 * Hello, all… I dint knoe Maus, butt(!) I is prowd, onnerd an verree verree VERREE humbloled dat, froo teh wurkins uv Ceilin’ Cat, mai lol haz teh privlidge uv bein’ teh site uv hiz memorial.
 * _bowz hed in respekt_
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm
 * Conga Rats onna FP, adn ai wer teh happee dat it wus a nis LOL 4 hour tribute! { { cinna-crumbs } }
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm
 * It’s a beeyootiful lol, cinna-crumbs, and it ws purrfekt fur teh memorial.
 * cinna-crumbs
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:37 pm
 * (Fanksyoo, Karen & booklion!) <:-)
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:18 pm
 * oh, Thank you for such a beautiful LOL, and for being so gracious.
 * You would have liked Maus, and I imagine he would have liked you, too.
 * cinna-crumbs
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:19 pm
 * Aw, shux…
 * _blushes and ducks hed agen_
 * I jus haz a happee dat I cud contribyoot sumfin to teh remembransses. :)
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm
 * cinna-crumbs, ai’m so sorree ai dint thank yoo befoar. Ai just wuzn’t reelee thinkinv veree strait.
 * Ai wuz SO happee when ai saw this one wuz teh chozen lol. Ai axe shoe alley gasped, it iz so purrfekt.
 * It iz a luvlee lol on itz own – but heer -or this it cud not hav bin bedder.
 * So ai so thank yoo frum teh bottom ov mai hart. And thank yoo fur coming heer to be with us, too.
 * { { { { { { { { cinna-crumbs } } } } } } }
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:03 am
 * YIKES!!!! Instant leekee aiez!
 * _sniff_
 * _digs in pokket fur teh hankee maeded ov teh finest Irish Linnen tath Maus gave to mee!_
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm
 * I cant belive this! I just cant believe this! what happened???? i can’t believe my friend is gone. Why did no one tell me! oh my God. I’m so sad.
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm
 * oh noez!! yoo didn’t know? :( iz heer:
 * http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/01/13/funny-pictures-nut-gud-enuff-lolcat/#comment-1085945
 * gammacat
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm
 * { { princessmu } }
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:55 pm
 * { { { { { LM and Gamma } } } } }
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm
 * oh princess. I weep for dis. I tried to figure out how to contact you when I messaged everybody by facebook, email , and on here, but I just couldn’t find a way, and you were one of the first people I thought about to contact, . I am so very, very sorry.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm
 * http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/maus-rip/
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:51 pm
 * thank you my sweet cheezies. Thank you for trying. I can be hard to reach these days. Maus is looking down on us all smiling and enjoying all the love we are sending him.
 * { { { { { Cheezies } } } } }
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm
 * Princess Mu! Ai am so sorree. I have failed you at a time when it meant the most. That you did not know is my fault entirely.
 * And I fiel partcularly bad, on so many levels, because you NEVER ever let me down. You were always there when I needed you.
 * And I knew how much Maus meant to you, and you to him. I can’t even begin to apologize enough.
 * Please forgive me.
 * princessmu
 * January 23, 2011 at 6:07 am
 * { { { { { { { { Janet } } } } } } } } It’s Ok. don’t feel so bad. I was just upet. I did find out in time, so it’s ok. really. I’m gonna email you. luv, PMu
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:53 pm
 * { { { { Mary } } } }
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm
 * { { { { { princess mu } } } } } } } } } }
 * mary0spockn
 * January 20, 2011 at 11:19 am
 * Cookie’s Human, if you drop by, I tried to find you, too, but couldn’t.
 * Princess Taya
 * January 20, 2011 at 11:22 am
 * _snorgles teh Mary, sadlee_
 * booklion
 * January 20, 2011 at 12:41 am
 * { { { { princess mu } } } } } I thought of you many times, an I othr Chzpeeps I talked nd cried wif did, too. Yu were not forgotten or left out on purpose.
 * princessmu
 * January 20, 2011 at 4:16 am
 * { { { { booklion } } }I’m sorry I implied I was left out. I kno You guys are not mean or any thing. I just cried out in greif. I am hard to reach .Its no body’s fault. { { { Cheezes } } }
 * booklion
 * January 20, 2011 at 8:56 am
 * { { { { princessmu } } } } just don’t want you to feel left out, and to kno we thinks and cares about you.
 * mugglemary
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:30 am
 * { { { { { { Princess Mu } } } } } } } } } }
 * BuddyDitzmoresMom
 * January 25, 2011 at 5:10 am
 * ai tew has a jinormus sad. Ai has bean awai from Cheezland onlee tew returnify tew da sad noos dat da moast wunderful Maus has passed awai.
 * Maus, dere is a speshlol plais in heaben fur yew, sins yew was awlwais sew kind an jenerus an funneh.
 * CC, keep owr fren Maus kornent until hims frens and fambly cross da Bridj. RIP, Maus.
 * { { { { { { Maus’s fambly and Cheezfrens } } } } } }
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:03 am
 * _Amber wolks to teh edj ob teh payvment, she’s waerin a blak armband an a sad fayse. Stands wiv hed bowd as teh prayd assembles_
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:05 am
 * _slowly sips a single-malt scotch wif just a drop of pur spring water added, and thinks of Maus._
 * _hopes that there will be a dish of Surly’s curry at teh buffet._
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:17 am
 * _chopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmince ingredients for Surly’s Curry.
 * _stirstirstirstirstir_
 * _saute saute saute_ dance step learned from Maus.
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * mary, in case I haz to leeve, here’s a clafouti made according to Maus’s recipe, for teh buffet.
 * _looks darkly_
 * really, it’s fur teh guests at teh buffet.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * _Conga Rats, practicing their routine for the Parade snifsnifsnif_
 * _Scamper to the food starting to accumulate on teh buffet tablol and miss the line up for the parade_
 * _Salsa Chip Monks slide into parade formation_
 * _ Lemming Merengues fall into a perfect 3.14159265 formation_
 * music strikes up
 * ♪Her name was LOLa
 * She was a sho skiwrl
 * With yellow Ribbons in her hair [to remember Maus]
 * and a dress cut down to _there_
 * She would mErENgUE
 * and do teh CHa Cha♪
 * _enter the dancing Cha Cha TChatzkes and teh Chi Chi Chia pets_♪♪♪
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
 * her lost her yoof an her lost her tony now herz lost her mind!!!
 * __ cha cha __
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:52 am
 * hums song…. ♪♪hims nayme was rico♪♪…….
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:59 am
 * I thot her name was Lola? o.O
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
 * _bats the skwirrl_ dis da sekkind verse.
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:03 am
 * and _no_ dis not teh L O L A song. keep up.
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
 * _singses_
 * Well, Ai’m nawt dum but I can’t unnerstand
 * why she walked lyek a woman but talked lyke a man
 * _wait, that nawt the sawn yu mented?
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:07 am
 * hay! Watch teh tendrils there, uh…. Fiona??
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
 * hee, DID you notice?
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
 * indeed I DID!
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:43 am
 * got any…whippy creme… for the Buffet?
 * _oblivious to ominous humming coming from draped-in-black device which may-or-may not be the same size and shape of debriefing cart_
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:26 am
 * o.O
 * these aren’t teh droids ur looking for…..
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:37 am
 * _Hydes frum the TenDrillz_
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:00 am
 * ♪♪♪His name was Rrrrrrrrrrrrrico
 * He wore a diamond [LCB smells something...SHINEY]
 * He was escorted to his chair, he sawLOLadancing there
 * And when she finished,he called her over
 * But rico went a bit to far
 * Tony sailed across the bar
 * And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
 * There was blood and a single gun shot
 * But just who shot who? ♪♪♪
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
 * at la copa, copa cabanya!! yew fawl in lurve!!lurve!!lurve
 * copa cabanya!!!
 * collegekitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:12 pm
 * _stands at perfect attention, black armband around one very heavily muscled arm_
 * PRESEEEEEEEENT VID!
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsVhyiISY8
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:21 pm
 * Lol long and prospurrrrrrrr, Collegekitteh
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:25 am
 * “_saute saute saute_ dance step learned from Maus.”
 * _annuvver lil gasp uv laffter._
 * At leest U iz lighter awn feetz dan Petunia!
 * lindykat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
 * _joyns Amber fer teh prayd_
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:43 am
 * Here is a scream-capture of Sir Real aboard Bodice Ripper:
 * Sir_real_and_bodice_ripper.jpg
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:43 am
 * Here is a scream-capture of Sir Real aboard Bodice Ripper:
 * Sir_real_and_bodice_ripper.jpg


 * luvscatsva
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
 * Hansum devil!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
 * Bwaaaahahahahaaaa!!!! Yu too funny!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:33 am
 * Oh! Aer dey part uv a Renaissance Faire? Ai luvs me a gud Ren Faire!
 * WMDKitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * _sigh_
 * I haz a sad.
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
 * { { { { { { { WMDKitty } } } } } } }
 * LyP
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm
 * minny minny hippos, panda, hippo, gnu, deeeeeeerrrrr…
 * ~tosses kunfettee~

''Guinness Piggeh  January 19, 2011 at 9:00 am '' Catmoflague, ai does eet.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:02 am
 * Don’t think that we can’t see u, though.
 * Why did u axe Fronk to put all those shiny sequences and flashy lites on ur camouflage soot?
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
 * _tugs on LCBs sleeve_
 * can we poke trolls with pointy sticks?
 * pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze?
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:56 am
 * U is so much moar better and moar better liked and moar smrt-er than any stoopy old troll. Why u so keen on lowering urself to their level?
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
 * but but but… tehy make such funny noises when u does that!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
 * Yabbut they also makes moar nasty, trolly comments as soon as they forget teh pain. Which is soon, because u needs teh brane cells to has a memory span of moar than — wait, whut was I talking about again?
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
 * here, has a drink.
 * _pours sham pain on toast for LCB_
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:48 am
 * _has a spot of SPOT_
 * Mmmm! That hitted teh spot.
 * Hit me again, plz.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
 * :lightbulb: heheheh while she’s distracted I think I’ll go apply a pointy stick to some troll.
 * Troll E Troll
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm
 * Owch.
 * _ grabz teh 55 gallun drum uf rownd up Herb E Cide. _
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:32 am
 * _pulls out teh magnum_
 * ifinkso we might need mass quantities today….
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:16 pm
 * :shock: yu gonnae shute dem nauw?
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm
 * _faysepaw_
 * oh, iz kinda lyke teh gud old dayz. wish ai cudda bin here todae at reel time butt(!) ai hadda go werks. (those knitterz get kinda feerce if teh teecher donut shows up. and u fink u has pointy stix!)
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
 * _hang dog look_
 * you’re right.
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
 * heheheh I _meant_ to do that. DID ishooos. Maus taught me them. hee ;)
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * OW!
 * doctorcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * I will lenz u mah cast iron skillet so u can pats dem on teh hed!
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * YOWCH!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:04 am
 * ohai GP! Yoo haz teh tye wiv teh posthumuss Maus! Wee can haz kwiet celebrayshun? Mai big plan siimz 2 hab bakkfyreded. :(
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * No, nawt at all! Luved teh rekall, still finkin uv whut kin uv St. Achoo tu makes.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:32 am
 * pssssssssssst wanna “see” mine?
 * leads angelwaits over to VLO (very large object) in front of the Mary 0Spockn Libeery adn Litter ****Racy Rum.
 * VOILA!(almost faints from sound of le French)
 * _whips off silk drape_
 * Heh, can’t see anything, can you?
 * It’s a magnificent rendering of Maus in his Cmdr Data uniform. But he is speaking Klingon, and CLOAKED. So…you like?
 * _inscription on bottom of St. Achoo!_
 * http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/27/funny-pictures-tunite-we-nom-in-hell/#comment-254268
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
 * Ai fawnd dis dere:
 * JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
 * February 28, 2008 at 3:58 am
 * Maus. . ._clrs throat_. . .yoo can’t eben begin to imajin how much ai admirez yoo!
 * Kafleen ar indeed wurf ebree wun ov tose EblebenyBazililion FTWs!!
 * It wuz teh “ect” where ai got a bit off trak. Suddenlee had a hole noo meeining! But – bbq iz an “amplifier?” thank teh CC taht ai nebber rememberz to uze it, cuz ai think ai wudda dun it rong!
 * Ai’m still lukin fur the Shoo an rope thing. Missed it. Had to be out awl day. Ai heer it wuz amaizinglee funnee!
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:58 am
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm
 * { { { { { { { { { mary0spickn } } } } } } } }
 * collegekitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm
 * I found the video that goes with this, and transcribed the lyrics, in memory of Maus.
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTVzwjEyb4 [ed. note: not original video, but same song]
 * Lyrics:
 * Qoy qeylIs puqloD
 * Qoy puqbe’pu’
 * yoHbogh malthbogh je’ SuvwI’
 * Sey’moHchu’ may’ ‘Iw
 * maSuv manong ‘ej maHoHchu’
 * nI’be’yInmaj ‘ach wovqu’!
 * batlh maH ghbej’jyoqIjDaq
 * vavpu’ma’ DImuvpa’reH maSuvtaH
 * Qu’ DamevQo’ maSuvtaH, ma’ov…
 * See you in Sto-vo-Kor, Maus.
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm
 * LOL!
 * uniquekitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:10 am
 * kitteh wif skybloo aiis! kyoot!!
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:13 am
 * ornj kitteh iz … ornj! (an nawt dedlee, sept frum teh cyuute!)
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * runs in awl breffless like….pant pant pant… didju saves me a seat??
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:17 am
 * well didja, didja??
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * _skwinches in next to Jamama wif a load of Shamwows and 10P towls_
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:33 am
 * yoinks a shamwow frum leeza-b!! fanks hunny
 * willy boy
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:39 am
 * _Skwoozes inn beet wean Leeza an Jamamamakitteh_
 * _weights fur purr aid two starts_
 * Aniwun need an sawft cheezpeep blankee? bitt chilli dis mornin!
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:34 am
 * Ai wud lyking wun, pleeze.
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:23 am
 * Ohai Jamamamama!!!! Ob corse wii sayving yoo a seat! Sit heer wiv me an hab a liddlol glass ob single-malt an wate foar Mary’s Surly Curry tew finish.
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
 * Ai kan haz signlol-mault 2? Plskthx? :P
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
 * Ob course! You prefers peaty, smokey, or teh non-peaty, non smoky whisky? Oh, I lets yu choose.
 * _rolls the scotch cart over to Karen._
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
 * mmmm, signlol-mault! _sipsip_
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
 * Fang Q BL – ai taking wuteber gitz mii loopee teh fastest! ;)
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * Oen ob my memreez ob Maus wus wen him koreckted me gentlee wen ai kalled the “sunglasses” the Jujitzu Goggle Fingeez. :D
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * ai can haz scawch kreem? iz berree gud!
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
 * that soundses teh gud, jk2kitteh! O, lookee, here be the cream and milk and teh heather hunny..
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:31 am
 * oh fanks guise!!! is nice to see ebrywun here on dis solum okaysian…. { { { { { cheezpeeps } } } } } ;)
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:33 am
 * { { { { { jamamakitty&all cheezpeeps } } } } }
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:56 am
 * wut booklion sayd!
 * doctorcat
 * January 20, 2011 at 9:51 am
 * Is dat breffless, or briefless?
 * Is dat breffless, or briefless?

zauberflote

January 19, 2011 at 9:00 am

{ zf hasz cairfullee kleended hurr Flying Oaryentull Karpett wiv teh Rippling Frinjez. She haz drayped it akross teh broad bakks of Petunia and Bodice Ripper, hoo stand solemnlee az she werks. }

Zf walkz slowlee, playing a solemn toon on teh majic floot. Behind hur payce Petunia an Bodice Ripper, wiv a familyar figyoor standing astriyde them. It is owr Maus!! (Hii seemz 2 havving two ov him oberlapping eech ovver….) Rite behynde him, awn horssez ov their own, ride Mrs Maus, teh Mamzellez Maus, teh Maus-Parentz, teh Maus-in-Lawz, an awl ovver fambly. Pacing behynde tehm arr elebenty featre frendz, Claras younger an older, an a host of liddlol micez frum teh Nutzcrakkerz ov yeerz past. After tehm slowlee pace ovver familyar figyoorz– Wyatt Earf, an a Young Guy in freshlee pressed whyte dress shirt an kahakeez; behynde him are sordid Cheezpeepz, elebenyeehunnert ov tehm at leest. Eech purrson carriez a lyted Zippo az a candlol. Awl iz sylent but foar teh toon ov teh Majik Floot.

Az teh groop rowndz teh Rowndabowt at JCH4K Cirkle, Zf braykes into lyvelee toonz frum manee showz an ballayz. Maus grinz a happee grin, an braykez intew sawng. Himz famblee singsalawng merrilee. Teh Claras an liddlol micerz dansdansdans gailee wiv Wyatt Earf an teh Young Guy. Awlla Cheezpeepz dansdansdans an smilol an lolaff. Mennee smilolz wiv leekie iiez, an dansdansdansez ryte awn.

Mutch tew suun, teh myoosik comez tew an end. Ebbereewun standz kwyetlee wayting, knowing whut must come next. Awl iiez r awn teh Maus. Maus casts himz MausKing caype, still sew noo, ober himz famblee wun last thyme, an speekz softlee tew tehm, wun by wun. Himz iiez r leekie, but hii iz smyling too.

Teh Rippling Frinjez ripplol az tho in a breeze frum anovver playse. Teh Flying Oaryentull Karpett slowlee lifts awff teh bakkz ov teh hoarses, wiv the Maus standing strayte, watching ahedd. Ebbereewun raysez teh Zippoz high, an Maus reeseedz wivvowt mooving, untill wii cannawt sii him ennee moar.

The omlee sownd iz teh sawft breeving ov teh hoarsez.
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am
 * _wafez Zippoe wif leekee eeyz_
 * well, wif mai hans.
 * butt(!) leekee eeyz.
 * Tu Maus!
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:13 am
 * _hoalds hur Zippo upp as ohai as shii can_
 * ZF, dat wuz beautimus, jus beautimus!
 * _leekee iis, leekee iis ….._
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:24 am
 * Arm gettin tired frum haldin Zippo up sew lawng. Cannawt wipe leekee noes wiv arm up!
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
 * _NW suddinlee meremburs wut teh ‘w’ part ob hur naem bees_
 * _majiklee leebs teh Zippo waevin inn teh aers wyol shii gets teh shamwow frum skwirrlgrrl_
 * _wieps hur leekee iis wif a cawtinyool_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * _leeky eyes_
 * bai bai Maus! go well on teh next staje ob yor adventure!
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * Nao Ai kint see screen! Iz awl blurree!!
 * gremlin
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
 * _waves a lit Zippo in each paw; sways along with teh otters_
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:59 am
 * _waves a lighted Zippo_
 * Shine on, u crazee diamond!!!! Farewell, Maus, see u in teh Mu meadow wun day!
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:06 pm
 * Dis iz purrfect. You haz dun wunderful an tuching mem or eyall furr teh Maus. Tuchin, sad, funnee, foftful, luving, fulla grate dee tayles….

jk2kitteh

January 19, 2011 at 9:01 am

_tries tew fink uv sumfink tew sai dat mite bee uv kumfoart…_

Maus will bee misst, butt (!) he iz inna playc luukin daown awn awl uf us an laffin alawng syde att teh gud lols…

_hans owt glassus uv shampers tew awl teh cheezpeeps_

Heers tew owr MAUS!

_goez bak tew habbin leekee aiis_


 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:04 am
 * [jazz band picture]
 * (wuz sposed tew bee attachded_
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
 * uniquekitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am
 * _holds up Zippo wif wun paw_
 * _tayks glass uf shampers wif otter paw_
 * haz no paws left to wype leeking aiis
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
 * try tayle? butt(!) myte mayke sneeezin, so, bedder nawt.
 * TrollingTomCat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * TTC comez in wif hed bowed tu show grated respegt. TTC will help dose tu wipe deh leeking aiis wif speshul blakk shamwows….._goez alawng deh lyne ob peeps adn wipez deh aiiis_ so deh can keeping deh Zippo ohai. Godspeed Maus.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:30 am
 * Allow me.
 * _puts a just-inventified burgular mask made outta Depends on uniquekitty_
 * There. That will provide hands-free eye-leak absorbification.
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:33 am
 * Teh zippo attachment, fur dryin-outificayshun, is a purrtikly nyse tuch, Ai finkso
 * doctorcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:04 am
 * I can has Depends burgular mask tu, pleez?
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:11 am
 * Here u go. Teh Zippos is teh collectibles, each wif a different Maus indentity. Look! Mines is A YNG. Yippee!
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:25 am
 * oooh.. mine has Bodice Ripper on it!
 * doctorcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
 * Fankoo, LCB. _dons Depends burgular mask_
 * _narrowly excapes setting mask on fyre wif Ebil Maus Zippo_
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:12 pm
 * ‘propreeat dat mienz got teh joo janta 200 super-chromatic peril sensitive sunglasses!
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
 * well (uh diip an wett subjik), dat deepenz… :shock:
 * lindykat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:31 am
 * _wipes UK’s leeking eeiez wif tishyoo_
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:37 am
 * fanks fur shampers, jk2! ai will be onteh floor if dis keeps up!!
 * holds up zippo……..swayin slitely!
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:59 am
 * _holes upp jamamakitty wile shii holes upp zippo_
 * _holes upp jamamakitty wile shii holes upp zippo_

catena

January 19, 2011 at 9:02 am

In an aold tee-a-tah down eh siyd strete (wear the rentz cheep), derez enuddah showen awf teh shorwt plae ‘Tu Sune’…

House lights to half 

House lights out

Curtain rises 

Stage lights up 

''We see a traditional Greek chorus Stage Left. Stage Right, a lone figure enters, steps into spot down center. He is dressed as the Mouse King from The Nutcracker, with long thin tail and an over-sized rodent head. He speaks.''

Mouse King 

All the world’s a stage,

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts

''Yes, I know there’s no talking in The Nutcracker. Yes, I know the quote is from Shakespeare. Pleistudelewifit.''

Mouse King 

His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,

Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.

And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel

And shining morning face, creeping like snail

Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,

Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,

Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,

Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,

In fair round belly with good capon lined,

With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,

Full of wise saws and modern instances;

And so he plays his part. The sixth age…

''There is a noise off stage. The Mouse King pauses; looks off stage right. He hesitates, then exits.''

Greek Chorus 

Rodents are friends, not food!

Lights fade to 

Black
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:05 am
 * o catena, Ai’m sew glad yoo put tish heer again. Purrfekt.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
 * The. Best.

lolcatburglar

January 19, 2011 at 9:03 am

LCB’s New Year’s float has been pressed back into service on short notice. As always, the walls are lined with flat screens in extry-ohai-def, showing everyone’s favorite moments playing wif Maus. There he is brandishing a Zippo, organizizing a grand ballet, telling one of his shaggy dog stories, tending bar at Cheez, and of course, driving the Double Wide Debriefing Cart. All of his identities are represented as well. Tell us about ur fave Maus moment when u see it come up on a screen.

LCB has been too sad to try to write a tribute song, so she offers one “off teh rack” song and another that is her favorite lol-song, inspired by and written for Maus in happier times.

First, teh off-teh-rack one. It was played for Ly as well. It seems very fitting for all of our Cheezfrenz who are no longer here with us.


 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:04 am
 * [VIDEO] [ed. note: video has been taken down; I can't identify it from context]
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm
 * O haow bootimus an approp– appr– fitting!
 * (Summbuddy calling mii a plumr. Stooipy iis leekie agin)
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:56 pm
 * _poof_ Yor a plumr. Sawree – cud nawt halp maiself. C’meer.
 * _Gibs K3K1G a hug adn a shamwow_
 * { { { Kat3Kets1Gog } } }
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:04 am
 * Next, the lolsong. Maus loved driving teh DWCC, and when he debriefed a Cheezpeep, they _stayed_ debriefed. LCB writed this song for him in September 2008, after a particularly spectacular mass-debriefing.


 * Debriefees
 * With aplologies to Woody Guthrie and his “Deportees” and regret for teh real events the song was written about in teh first place.


 * The cart has pulled up, the Cheezpeeps are scatt’ring,
 * The jig is now up for their Fruit-of-the-Looms;
 * They’re taking ‘em off in a debriefing frenzy
 * They say all the Cheezpeeps be knowing too much.


 * My father’s own father, he lost his best boxers,
 * They took off the panties from his lady wife;
 * My brothers and sisters come decked out in Jockeys,
 * And they rode the cart where they took down their drawers.


 * Goodbye to my thong, goodbye tighty-whities,
 * Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
 * You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
 * And all they will call you will be “debriefees”


 * Some of us go commando, our undies abducted,
 * The guy on the cart said they’d have to come off;
 * Six hundred shots of cold debriefing fluid,
 * They made us hold objects, like lard bowls and tongs.


 * We gave up our shorts and we gave up our g-strings,
 * We gave up our longjohns, we gave up our trunks.
 * You reached ‘neath our clothes and extracted our knickers
 * Our astronaut diapers, even our Depends.


 * Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
 * Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
 * You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
 * And all they will call you will be “debriefees”


 * The Zippo set fire to our unmentionables,
 * Like a fireball of lightning, and destroyed them all,
 * And who are all these peeps, all freezing their buns off?
 * The comments page says, “They are just debriefees”


 * Is this the best hope we can hold for our cute boy shorts?
 * Is this the best end for our undergarments?
 * To fall prey to vultures who expose our hineys
 * And be known by no name except “debriefees”?


 * Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
 * Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
 * You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
 * And all they will call you will be “debriefees”


 * _quiet voice_
 * Farewell, Maus
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:10 am
 * rawlz awn floor needen those Dependz bakk, alla wyle leekie iiez…fank yu LCB!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:15 am
 * _has a idear_
 * _makes burgular mask outta Dependz (not yet used, kthx) to handle output from leaky eyes_
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
 * _dons Leekie iiez depends_ Hao do I look? Hay!! Whut’s this inna Depends? somfing shiney an pokin me! LCB, whutchu doin hydin stuff inna Depends????
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * _retrieves shiny pokey thingy wifaquickness_
 * Whoops, sry bout that.
 * Is a… um, sterling silver telephone dialer. _nods_
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am
 * hey, telolophones don’t has teh dials ennymoar. You don’t need that. It goes bak to teh ancient hiss-tory museum.
 * _retrieves the dialer from lcb mail it to hissy museom
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:46 am
 * Hay! I need that! A certain phlonquais just “updated” teh fone system at teh mansion and he insists that rotary phones is teh next big thing. All kinda retro-chic and that.
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:08 am
 * _plays with retro chic phones_
 * ONE ringydingy tWO ringy dingy
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
 * I has a bizzy. I’ll let teh machine pick up.
 * _robophlonquais answers phone_
 * (metallic voice) Hello. U have reached teh domicile of Ms. Lolcatburglar. How may I halp u?
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:23 am
 * _Sown ob Vivivivaldi’s For Seesuns bein playd awn a zylofone in teh bakgrownd_
 * Yur cawl is imp or tent to us; plees to hold.
 * Plees to nawt hold _taht_
 * Fankyus.
 * Yu is in a cew. Cawls will be anserd in teh unlyklee event we can be bovverd order reseevd.
 * Yu is nummer hunnert an elebenty
 * Yu can press ennee key to retern to local taykawai menyu
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
 * U iz mai bank! Ai reckignizes teh stylolol!
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
 * Iz teh bery clevver fur Ms lolcatburglar to impersonify a banque! The munnies go direkly to her, wif no tyme-wastying burglifying in between.
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:53 pm
 * wayt, where is teh ANY key???
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:17 am
 * wuz eh brief tiym himz had wif uz!
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:24 am
 * a brief thyme, and a de-breif thyme. Is a paraducks, that is.
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
 * Duz wii needing 2 seper8 doz ducks oar kan u keepem inline???
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * Para-ducksically, the moar tehy circlol around, teh moar they are in line.
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:30 am
 * _too dux waddlol awf, qwakking_
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
 * waddle waddle!!! tilt!!
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
 * Moawn! uv mixed emoshuns!
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * _wayves zippo inna aer wile wypin leekee aiis wif shamwow_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:40 am
 * Teh Debriefees sawng haz me needin a flannik ADN wun uv yur Dependz burglar masks at teh sayme thyme, LCB. Berry funneh adn ai knoes Maus wudda luvved it!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:53 am
 * Thx. He in fact did luv it. This was writed a few years ago. Every now and then he would brake into a chorus of “Goodbye to my thong…” Repeating it here is teh bestest way I can honor his memry today.
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:03 am
 * { { { { LCB } } } }

Karen

January 19, 2011 at 9:03 am

_lubbin teh appropriate lol, tew – fankz o grate cheezes!_

_Adjusting her Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, Karen strolls in carrying a stiped geek beanie with propeller on top in honor ob Maus, winds up the propeller on the beanie to engage the maximum-torque rubber band, and …. Release! The geek beanie soars into the atmosphere. A light breeze picks it up, and it softly lands on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, in the Princess Mu Meadow. Gemmi and Vergie (Karen’s heart kittehz) come over and sniff at the beanie. Vergie bats at the propeller. Gemmi curls up next to the beanie and goes to sleep._

_Karen strolls back into the crowd, humming ♫…spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam…♫_ _sipsipsipz a mynt joolep wif a skoktch chasser._


 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:12 am
 * mmm, Karen, loverlee. Mai hart kittehz, Christie, Teddy, Bertie, an Willie, r awl intreeged wif propellolor…
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm
 * Eur rite! Iz best LOL furr teh memoreall.

annipuss

January 19, 2011 at 9:04 am

Annipuss haz borroed an opin tawp bus speshullee fur teh okkayshun. It haz a blakk ribbun awl rownd it an a wreef fikst awn teh frunt. Teh lowur dekk haz a jazz band playin teh blooz. Teh opin tawp dekk haz cheezfrenz warin maus kostyooms karryin zippo literz in wun hand an seltzer bottlolz in teh uvver. Dey awl hab blakk armbandz in honner uv teh gratest maus ebber – teh wittyist an kyndist cheezfren, Maus.


 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:12 am
 * anom, Annipuss!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * Ai carnt halp butt swai an tow-tap to a jazz band – Ai’s comin abord!
 * _Plaise a lawng, mornful noet awn a silber trumpet tehn pix up teh payse…._
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f7jzH0uJm0
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
 * oooh, watta gud wun, Amber!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:51 am
 * ooh, that’s graet, annipuss :)

2minions

January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am

A slow, soft drumbeet. 2minions follows, leedin a blakk hors wif a empty saddlol. A pare ov boots rests bakwerds inna stirrps. Teh Riderless Hors is Sir Rounded wif a honner gard ov blakk kittehs, hoo march slowly wif tehr heds bowed.


 * 2minions
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:07 am
 * 2minions finks: “Cheezlanders iz so full of help an win. Liek taht stablol hand in teh Nawty Barn, hoo helpded me find teh hors. An teh saddlol. An putted teh saddlol onna hors wen ai nawt cud reech. Teh stablol hand lukd familer, tu – ai has a wonder hoo he wuz? Iz so hard to reckernize teh YNG’s in clothes uniforms.”
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
 * iz nice they iz showing thems respekts by wering yooniforms!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
 * Yooshully tehy sho ebbreefing tehy has!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
 * very fitting, an thoze honor gard kittehs march so well.

mary0spockn

January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am

_looks at clock_

oh, plenty of time

_forgets that it is set to time and stardate of Enterprise, NCC1701, no “A” “B” “C” or “D”_

♪humsings the theme song,♪ while

_chopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmincechopmince_

for the Shrimp Creole using the suggestions of Maus. I* know
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:14 am
 * _adjusts dongles in ears, which have modified b0rg implants which double as personal listening device and universal translator_
 * _sings loudly, off key, along to the music playing in ear_
 * _chopminces to the beat of a different drummer TOS Star Trek theme_
 * Beyoooooooooooond
 * The rim of the star-light
 * My loooooooooooooooooooove
 * Is wand’ring in star-flight
 * He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
 * Love,
 * Strange love a star woman teaches.
 * I know
 * His journey ends never
 * His star trek
 * Will go on forever.
 * But tell him
 * While he wanders his starry sea
 * Remember, remember me♪
 * _tiny teardrop_
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:17 am
 * _dabs aies wif teh Hankee_
 * So beyootiful, MaisOui. . ..
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * ohai j-pak, duz yew haz extra hankie??? __sniff, sniff__
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
 * Shure _sniff_
 * Heer yoo go!
 * He gave me lotz of hankees, an ai dint awlwaiz rememebrr to giv tehm bak! ;)
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:23 am
 * __finks to self “imagine dat”__
 * gremlin
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
 * Mary, that wuz just perfekt. Just . . . perfekt.
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:39 am
 * _tendrils hand gremlin a tissue_

Guinness Piggeh

January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am

_ slow, sad scamper _

Fur Maus; hims wus teh bestest Rodint. EBBER.

Go well, old bean. You will be missed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipFMJckZOM

Dark adn stormeh nite

teh dai before Caturdai

lookit hu’s cum owt tu plai

ower mausey frend, teh won taht yu awl no

skwirrls awn hims heels

skritch hims eers adn fetching hims pills

bring hims cheeze adn slippurs wib frills

in commints heer in cheezeh cheezeh land

nao ai unnerstand

whut yu traid tu sai tu me

hao yu suffered fur yur salaree

hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

yur zippo glistens

wen yu gets eet owt

O, nose… him’s Ebil nao…

Dark adn stormeh nite

flayming reports arr well ablaze

teh stoopy soots arr in a dayze

Respect teh Rodint’s valid poynt ob view!!!

munthleh figgers oberdue

muttered thorts ob “o, nawt again”

“ware ai cud bii wibowt tihs bawl adn chayn”

“snoozing ‘neath teh sun awn teh warm, warm sand…”

nao ai unnerstand

whut yu traid tu sai tu me

hao yu suffered fur yur salaree

hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

“Piggeh, yu muss lissen, teh thyme is nao”

“knowledge, ai muss endow”

“donut let dem pwn yu”

“juss du liek ai du…”

adn wen no howp wus leff in syte, awn taht dark adn stormeh nite

yu set fings alite, as Mauses offen du…

but ai cud has towld yu, Rodint…

Reel Lyfe wus nebber ment fur won as full ob win as yu…

Dark adn stormeh nite

pleh reel lyfe doody calls

flaymeproof TPS weekleh reports

“Hay Maus! Has yu done awl ob yur werk yet?!”

debfreef teh strayngers yu has met

bai dragging awf dere ragged clothes

use octopus adn sum ob dose

well mushed adn frozen pastries wib jello

Nao aifinkso ai no

whut yu traid tu sai tu me

hao yu suffered fur yur salaree

hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

yur zippo glistens, yu gibbs us awl such a thrill

ai hopes yu alwais wheel…
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:07 am
 * _sigh_ beautifulz. full of win and awesome.
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:13 am
 * yr best yet, Piggeh. Ufny and weepifying and honrific fur teh Maus, all in one.
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
 * Ai maedid GP a cawmplimint, but WP eetid it.
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * whut MaryO sed….
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * _+1_
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:26 am
 * __bump__
 * gibbocat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * Janet axed me 2 drawp bai an sai sumtink. So I sez sumtink. I eben sez it owt lowd but nuffink happenz. Mebbeh nao I haz 2 press teh anykey…
 * Oh, and a fond farewell to teh King of teh Dongles. Haz nawt teh sad. I remembur teh smiles. ;)
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * { { { { { gibbcat } } } }
 * Yoo ar so rite. We must remember teh smyols.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * O hai, gibbocat! Nice to see u.
 * _is so happy that she doesn’t even try to steal anything from gibbocat_
 * _except his ristwatch_
 * gibbocat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
 * Noe problimz!! Eye haz teh mennee spayrz tanks 2 Salleh teh wachmaykur. :) An if yew can reed teh tyme annee beddur tahn I cud yur welkum 2 it! ;)
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:46 am
 * Ohai gibbocat! Ai nawt kno yu but ai feel ai need tu say ohai tu yu. _eggsgtendz floofee paw uv frenship_
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:41 pm
 * Erm . . .ai’m nawt shur – but ai think tehre must be sum peepl heer hoo donut noe taht gibbocat iz teh Founder an Owner ov teh Ty Boo Teek.
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:21 am
 * _shows gibbocat the _any_ key_
 * don’t forget
 * GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND! :LOL:
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * RATZENFRATZEN dis be what I meant to add: :lol:
 * gibbocat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
 * Yew didunt press teh enneekey!!! :) :) ;)
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:36 am
 * Gibbo, ai sew glad yew cud mayke it heer! Wii duz remembering teh :) s, nawt to wurree! _hitz anykey an clozez iiz in kayse ov odd fingz happnin_
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:40 am
 * I _meant_ to do that. :P :P :P :P
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * _mobez chayr between her frens gibbocat and google!_ :)
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:41 am
 * heheh icy what you did dere, pebcak.
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
 * ohai g/c!! gud to see yew…..is nice dat we can haz lil reyeunion!! i duzznt cum her so berry offen dese dais….
 * we mus has sum indian fuds agin soon!!
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
 * _BOOP!_
 * Q.
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:16 am
 * _One big tear rolls down fais._
 * Go forth, Maus. We love you
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
 * _raises Zippo_
 * _bows head_
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * _Holds zippo aloft_
 * _sniffle_
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
 * _applauds wif sniffles_
 * _wonders if teh meadow is fire-proof_
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
 * We can has awl dose seltzer bottlols ifn teh zippos get aota cawntroll.
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am
 * u rang?
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
 * quick, go get Fyumi Gator!!!!11
 * catslave
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:07 pm
 * Drags in teh Gator dat has fumes comming frumits naw-strills..
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am
 * Leeza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missinged yoo alla thyme ai nawt heer! _runz wif a kwikness tew hedbonk mai frend_
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
 * _hedbonks ZF back_
 * ohai! I has missed u too and everywun else…. sry I has been away, and I has mixeded motions rite now… so sad about Maus, but so happy to see so many old frenz!
 * _gets caught in swirrling vortex of motions_
 * EEP
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
 * _hans SG a shamwow an glas uv shampers_
 * ai unnerstan.
 * { { { hugs SG } } }
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:33 am
 * hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
 * hao teh cheezfrends set yu free
 * fankies! gaveid mii lil snickr
 * Karen
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am
 * _sniff_
 * willy boy
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
 * _applaus_
 * lufflee GP…jist lufflee
 * _snif_
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
 * soe wunnermus, GP!
 * tank yu.
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm
 * Ohai Piggeh… Dat wuz beyootimus
 * Karen
 * January 20, 2011 at 3:14 pm
 * _doing a dai-affer reeding_
 * “…but ai cud has towld yu, Rodint…
 * Reel Lyfe wus nebber ment fur won as full ob win as yu… ”
 * _leekee iiz awl ober agin._
 * _leekee iiz awl ober agin._

JaguarKitteh

January 19, 2011 at 9:06 am

_raise glass in Honor of Maus_, Hem hab da gud freends dat alredi miss hem sew muhc, aiz kin hep maiselph, mai eyes r full!

TO MAUS!


 * Cat_S
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:12 am
 * _raise glass of fizz in honor of best maus ebber_ To Maus – a gud cheezfrend and helper to all noobies!

AfriCat

January 19, 2011 at 9:07 am

Dis sweetee wiv teh bloo-bloo eyes luks lyke hii has a sad fur The Maus too. Doan bii sad sweethart, Wii is heer tu sillybrate teh Maus, nawt tu mourn him. (sawree tu williamwobblyspeer fur dat)


 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
 * { { { { { { ArfiCat } } } } }
 * Ai think it iz going to be a day full ov hugSS!! ;)

trayseeAch

January 19, 2011 at 9:08 am

_sending beems tu awl teh cheezypeeps hoo habz uh heavy hart tuday_


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:54 am
 * { { { { trayseeAch } } } }

GreyHoundMom

January 19, 2011 at 9:09 am

GreyHoundMom haz leekie eiz as she watchez Petunia led slowly along JCH4K blvd, wif a pair of black riding bootz wif purple and gold trim placed in the stirrups backwrds…..to honor the loss of the ryder.

_sniff_


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:55 am
 * iz very mooving.
 * GreyHoundMom
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:38 pm
 * { { { { lunarmommy } } } }

JaguarKitteh

January 19, 2011 at 9:13 am

{ { { { { { MAUS } } } } } }

{ { { Maus’s Freends } } }


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:56 am
 * { { { { jaguarkitteh } } } }

salleh

January 19, 2011 at 9:14 am

…..ai gotz owt ov praktise be-in heer, an watz moar, gotz nuffin brillyunt tew sey…….

……abowt awl ai kan dew iz stan bah teh sied ov teh rode, holdin sum flowurs fer owr Maus……

….fare well, deer fren ……..yew shal shurely beh missed …….

……_sitz dwon an hideses fase…._


 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
 * _hugs salleh_
 * Nice to see u, even if it is for such a sad reason.
 * kvnsgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
 * _scooches in next to saleeh, LCB, zauberflote, booklion and mezzomom, peeking out from mask embroydered wif meeeses_
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
 * { { { { { { { { { { { { Salleh } } } } } } } } } } } } yoo will ober-water teh flowrz! Look up an gib us a smilol faor Mausie, k?
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
 * _sits down by Salleh and puts arms around her._
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:23 am
 * _sits daon bai booklion_
 * Habs nawt seen yu fore longtiems.
 * _watches teh brayde adn wipes a teer_
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
 * ohai, Mezzomom.
 * _Hugs Mezzomom, too._
 * gremlin
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
 * _joyns in groop hug_ { { { { mah cheez frenz } } } }
 * salleh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:27 am
 * ……….._krawlz owt frum unnder teh piel ov cheezyfrenz_ ……..iz nise tu seez ole frenz agin, datz fer shure, …….iz hardur tu beh awn teh bottum ov teh goggiepiel !…..
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:34 am
 * Yu cud awlwais lyt yur zippo- taht’d shift tehm!
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:27 pm
 * Hai Salleh… _snorglols_ Iz gunna bii okai…

JanetCanHas4Kitthehs

January 19, 2011 at 9:15 am

JCH4K enterz leeding UniqueHorn, hoo iz draped in a deep purplol blankee wif long golden frinj.

He iz pulling a littol cart, verree festive in Sillycilian style, wif Janet’s 4 kittehs innit.

They hav bags full ov teh finest Fronsch cheezzes, rapped up in cheezcloth, an tyed wif prittee ribbons. Tehy thow these out to teh crowds az we pass bai,

Ai am waring teh beeytiful red dress an heddress ai wore wehn ai caime doen the starecase az “Dolly” in “Hello, Dolly.”


 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:19 am
 * Ohai Dame Janet! Yoo haz a lovelee entree heer, an a lovely bootiful red dress too!
 * gremlin
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
 * That WUZ luvlee, Janet – what a grayt entranz! And I bet yoo has lubbley red SHOOZ on to match that dress!
 * Yoo can haz teh ruby slippers?
 * O wayt, we culd nawt afford teh ruby slippers, member, we had to use flip-flops with sparklies glued on them. (LBT production of Wizard of Oz.)
 * In honor of that memree, I has flip-flops on, with purplol sparklies. My feet, they knoes hao to party . . . We can has a dantz? Is a gud way to sillybrayt.
 * _capers, prances_ and finally . . ..
 * teh piez de resistanz . . . . _maus paws_
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * brava!! brava!!
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:46 pm

skwirrlgrrl

January 19, 2011 at 9:21 am

I has only teh memmries to share….

Dongling over teh gorge of eternul peril….

Cozy comfee movie nites watching Love Storee….

Sharing pi…..


 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:25 am
 * Memmrreiz ar teh BEST!!!
 * We can hold him in ar harts furebber!!
 * He will be wif us tehn.
 * { { { { { { skwirrlgrrl } } } } } }
 * Ar teh swkirrls maeking enuf whippee creem fur teh crowds?
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:30 am
 * Memrees….shud Ai sing nao?!
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:37 am
 * Oh yesh! Mai hart kitteh MJ mebbe sings wif yu, wuz her fabrit sawng!
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:43 am
 * yes, sing Memories! we were counting on it!
 * _puts dongle back in ears_
 * luvscatsva
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:44 am
 * Joins in- “Memmmreeez…liek the korners of mai myne…!!!”
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:49 am
 * _ahem_
 * _AHEM_
 * _AHEM_
 * MIIIIDDNYYYYYTTTTTTTT!
 * Nawt a sown form teh
 * _deep breff_
 * PAAAAAAYYYYVVMUNT!!
 * Has teh mune lorst her mamree?
 * She is smylin
 * A loen
 * Fankyu, fankyu – Donut clap aloen, laydee; sumwun will fro yu a feesh!
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
 * _sitll with dongles in both ears which multitask as personal music device, universal translator, and b0rg enhanced ear plugs_
 * MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:56 am
 * _ARH-ARH-ARH!!_ :lol:
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:56 am
 * _ARH-ARH-ARH!!_ :lol:
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
 * oops: Nawt ment tu du dublol kommint.
 * doctorcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:37 am
 * _frows faemaochasuibao a feesh_
 * Did I spel u ryte?
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
 * _kachez feesh in mouf_ Yu did! Yu kan cawl me fae tu mayke it ez-ear! _eggstends floofee paw uv frenship_ Gud tu meetcha, doctorcat. Glad yur heer tu honur Maus.
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
 * So gud it maed yu screem – twyse!
 * Taht’s teh rsponse Ai yooshully get _nods_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:07 am
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
 * Iz beeyooteemuss! Lissen! ai can heer MJ singing “maow” between teh lienses! _snif_
 * collegekitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:37 pm
 * Presto-Change-o! I thought that a little musical help might be in order here.
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
 * Kitteh_Kat_Celia
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:05 pm
 * AI luv dis bersion uv teh song.
 * Eet haz mai favoriet dancer/singr in dat moosical~!
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:34 am
 * I has them working their feetses off!! ;)
 * two_kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
 * Sits besides skwirrlgrrl with a sad.
 * How you is my fren? Long time no see..
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
 * ohai two_kittehs! how u is? is teh skool going gud?
 * _hands 2k a shamwow wif extry exhorbancies
 * two_kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
 * I is good, so is school, is good to seez U.
 * Rubs nose wid and eyes with shamwow
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
 * hmmm. lessee. A Liszt? ♪Where do I begin?♪ hmm Alpha Beta cLOL?
 * yesh. Alist to honor Maus’s comings and goings:
 * A perilous dangling over teh GOEP
 * Berry pies,
 * Cherry pIes
 * Dongles lost and found
 * Earworms
 * F…
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
 * FRU’s
 * Grandiose schemes
 * Halping revive splort victims… wif a selzer bottlol
 * I…..
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:41 am
 * Inna nawt sekkund playse fru skill alown
 * Joaks taht mayke us heddesk
 * K…
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
 * Kiss, air. as we go off twerk
 * Limping after toes stepped on
 * Mais Oui becomes…sweetpea
 * N…
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:00 am
 * Noticing when Janett needs a hankie (linin, boviously)
 * Opening fire wif seltzer
 * Quizzing teh cheezpeeps on DID ishoes.
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:03 am
 * Reel lief sindrome (stoopy)
 * Sawngs!
 * T…
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
 * TheSoots, pleh meetings with
 * U…
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:43 am
 * Urgen uz tu google
 * Versifyien
 * W…
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
 * Werk, the pleh gittin inna way of teh plae
 * Xtra tyme wif us, pleez?
 * Y sew suun u leab us?
 * Zauberflote, fankee fur teh Maus Memorial
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
 * “Zauberflote, fankee fur teh Maus Memorial”
 * U betz! Absew loot lee!! Anom!!!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm
 * blush: awwwwwwwwwwwww
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:33 pm
 * embarrassed: Old compyooter borkded, an all mai linkees gawn wiv teh wind….nao ai fergitz teh speshull faysez!
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
 * nevah evah give up!
 * only on ichc!!
 * petunia frolikin!!!
 * q…
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:33 am
 * tries to remove commintz… how dood i gets out of sink like dish?
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
 * Eddy’s. In teh spayse-tym continumumumumuumum.
 * _nods_
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
 * which means we can do another list…just sayin…
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:20 am
 * QUICK! put on the DVD of Love Story
 * R…
 * R…

lion_rainbow

January 19, 2011 at 9:24 am

Lion Rainbow adn Reggie Rainbow ar teh naims ob mai kittehz.

Dey bring in der Ranebowz, sparkly, sprinklin, byootifull colowrz.

Teh Ranebow iz for Maus adn teh Cheezpeeps who haz an hebby hart tudai. Aim sawree for u awl, ai didnot know ur belubbed Maus. Butt(!) mai best wishes adn hugs for dose who wur hims frenz.


 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:00 am
 * Byutiful tribyoot lion_rainbow…raynbowz aer smiles frum Ceiling Cat. Dey luuk upsyde down cuz CC is luuking down frum teh Ceiling at us. He is happitayl to see our tribyoot tu Maus. Yu has teh gift tu bring CC’s smiles.
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
 * ooh, taht iz so luvly! :) fank yoo.
 * eben if yoo did not know Maus, yoo can reed many adventures he wuz in at http://cheeztowncryer.com. look in teh “lore and legends” secshun. an then yoo can get to know Maus.
 * lion_rainbow
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
 * Luk for me in Ranebows – Vicky Brown
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFc5sdn78b0

faemaochasiubao

January 19, 2011 at 9:26 am

_hoalding Zippo haihaihaiupintehayre_

_haz teerz in eyez wile waching Maus fade awai intu teh distanse_


 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
 * _CB Taeks fae’s paw in hurz own paw_
 * _Wabes Zippo hai adn dabs leeky aiz_
 * Wot a beyootimuss prayde, adn songs, adn ‘membransses.
 * _sad littlol smile_
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
 * hold da paws ob fae ans CB! ais berry glad u r mai freends! :) Todai, afink Maus iz Happi! :)
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
 * Mii tu, JK. I did nawt no hims, butt(!) beleebs hims is smylolling at awl ob teh Cheezfrenz, old adn noo, hoo hab gavverred in hims honor. _schmoo_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
 * Aifink der be kwite a few uv us who didn’t has teh pleshur uv knoing Maus but(t)! we is heer jus teh sayme. _schmoo tu CB adn JK_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:07 am
 * Ai am glad yu adn CB aer mai frenz tu! Is sew wunnerful tu kno such warm adn caring peeps eben if it iz onlion adn nawt in purrson. Ai guess dat’s hao yu kno peeps aer sew gud if it shynes thru ober teh innertubes. :)
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
 * Beyootifullee put, fae! _schmoo bakatcha_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
 * _brings awt 3 blak (in honur uv Maus) Shamwows fur CB, JK adn hurself_ Awl dis _shmoo-ing_ is gettin kinda soggeh!
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:36 am
 * wub it! :)
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
 * iz nice to meet you, faemao, Jaguark, and CatBurgh.
 * _eggstends 3 flooffy lion paws of frendship, while hovering in midair wif lion wings_
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:32 am
 * Ohai, booklion! _grabz wun ob BL’s paws (duznt dair mess wif teh wings) adn shaeks breefly butt warmlee_
 * Pleeztameecha.
 * _pullz owt a spair shamwow_
 * Heer, yu mite to be needing tihs_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:51 am
 * Ohai booklion! Ai has scene yu befoar but(t)! aifink we has bin tu distraktid tu meet formallee. _reechez up a floofee paw uv frendship tu booklion in return_
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm
 * ohai BL ai seed u heer befor! :) _extends flooffy paw ob freendship_ Wunder ifin Booklion want bloo name? :)
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm
 * ifin u does, do dis-
 * in da comments section u sees dis:
 * booklion
 * ur email addy
 * Website
 * http://cheezburger.com/booklion <—— put dat wheer it say
 * website.
 * Den u comment and jess waht U Bloo! :)
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:52 am
 * _Sprais Faemaochasiubao wif seltzer bottul_
 * Wot?! Yu neerly set yur hayrs awn fyr, wif yur zippo – as far as yu kno!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
 * Oh, fanQ, Ambercat! Dat wuz a cloas wun! :lol:

luvscatsva

January 19, 2011 at 9:33 am

LCV stands on side of JCH4K Blvd as parayd goze slolee bye- waves zippo in air wif wun hand and memorial Maus King stuffed animlol in other hand. Go well dear frend!


 * honeycakerabbit
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
 * _hops in layt, skweezes in neggst to lcv_
 * _waves zippo_
 * go well, Maus!
 * luvscatsva
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
 * Gives HCR a hug- gud to see u frend!
 * honeycakerabbit
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:28 am
 * { { { lcv } } } gud to see u too! I’z off into teh nite nao, it’s layt here an I needs to get home. Butt will b finking of teh wunnermous memorial! We has a byootimous brite full moon here, Ifinkso it will b shinin on cheezland tonite an liting teh way for teh parayd in Maus’ honour.

lunarmommy

January 19, 2011 at 9:34 am

lunarmommy comes slowly peddling along on her liddle red tryciklol, wif blakk streemers flying frum teh handlolbars. insted ob teh usual song frum her lowdspeeker, her iz followed by a nooawleens jazz band playing “Just a Clsoer Walk Wif thee”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMV8CW_xfKc

(dis wuz my grampa’s favrit song. i only playd it for him wunse on my floot, wish i playd it more. wen i thot ob wut song to play for Maus on my tricyklol, dis camed to mind an just seemd rite)

go well, Maus. fank yoo for teh laffs an smiles.


 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:40 am
 * ooh nice wun LM!
 * I was finking of When teh Saints Go Marching In but…sumhow I don’t know if Maus wud really want to be a saint. Well mabbe he wud, but Ebil Maus so enjoyed being bad….
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:32 am
 * well, ya know, if yoo look at a saynt az sumwun hoo makes teh wurld a better place, Maus wuz a saynt.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:42 am
 * Maus was a saint.
 * Ebil Maus was a sain’t.
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:08 am
 * _snerk_
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:05 pm
 * oh! trooly, wun werthy uv owr Maus!
 * _heddesk_
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:41 am
 * _Wunders hao teh suzi fone player rode his byk…._
 * Luvvly bit ob jazziness!
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
 * LM! Datz teh WIN@@@@@@@. Aifinkso Ai haz tew go berry soon, an taht will stay wiv me az ai go!
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:50 am
 * Iz teh reely good song, lunarmommy. Yr grampa hasd teh good taste.
 * Grate fur saintses and not so saintsessy peeps, bofe!
 * bluesfan473
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
 * O mai! Dis iz win an awsum, fank u LM!!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:35 am
 * i wuz hoping yoo wuld like it :)

gremlin

January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am

In honor of those we have lost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMTKb-pgxGI


 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:44 am
 * really good choyse, grem.
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:46 am
 * _twirls tissue in tendrils_
 * _twisttwist twist tissue_
 * _accidentally touches trapdoor trigger_
 * eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 * What was that?
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:53 am
 * Sweepea, ware you goin??? Yu cannawt fawl daon there, iz fulla, ummmm, nookleer skwirrlol traynin fassiloliteez!
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
 * _hanging on for dear life with tendrils_
 * _sees form disappearing into abyss_
 * _looks around, gremlin no where to be seen_
 * ooops.
 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:15 am
 * _presses teh red button on hur speshul bracelet_
 * _door closes with a quickness_
 * um… that green glow u thotted u saw… was just ur magination….
 * _runs to look for flashy-thing_

cweenmj

January 19, 2011 at 9:38 am

Deh Nite Watchman enterz riding on Petunia, maus’z 21-hand ohai pinto Clydesdayle. Deh Nite Watchman am dressed in hiz finest riding uniform wif a brite red coat wif gold braid trim and a red hat wif a white plume.

Petunia b looking like sumfing owt uv a fairytayl: Hur coat haz been groomed tu fine shine. Her mane and tayl haz deh sparklee golden thredz wove intu dem. And hur silver-studded livery am polished and gleeming in deh sun.

Shii prancez and caperz down deh parade route, soliciting oohz adn aaahz frum deh crowd. Wen dey reeching deh JCH4K fowntin in deh rown-dee-bowt Petunia executez hur finest dressage manuevurez just az maus tawt hur: Shii duz a full pass, moving sidewayz tu hur left; then a half-pass, moving diagonally forward adn tu deh rite. next, shii duz a cabriole which am an ohai upward but nawt forward leap wif awl 4 footses off dhe grownd. Adn finally, shii executez a purrfect courbette, in which shii jumpifyingz fourward sebral times on hur strong hind legs wif hur forelegs off deh grownd.

Deh Nite Watchman leapz gracefully off Petuniaz back. Hii removez hiz hat in a sweeping moshun, and both deh Nite Watchman and Petunia bow deeplee tu deh crowd.

“Farewell, maus! U wuz deh finest knight Cheezland eber had!”


 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:49 am
 * Petunia speeks faor awl ov us, o Cween.
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
 * ooooh!!! ahhhhhh!!!! (sounz of p-nuts of gallerie)
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * Agreed.
 * luvscatsva
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
 * Clappity, clappity! Beautiful! Throws a carrot to Petunia.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * anuvverwun! Ai haz teh smilols an teh sadniss. An bit feer uv Hugh (non Mnatee) Horse capriolololing about! _steps back several feetz, jusincase_
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:16 am
 * _removes dongles from ears as sign of respect_
 * _bows head quietly_
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
 * _trowz flowahz frum teh princess mu meadow_

burfday fairy

January 19, 2011 at 9:39 am

_burfday fairy comes flittering along on her pritty wings_

_below her, in formal blakk soots wif formal blakk curly-toed troll shooz an poynty blakk troll hats, are elbenty reformed trolls frum teh burfdaygoodie facktoree. tehy move among teh parade an onlookers, handing owt dongles an geek hats (wif propellers) printed wif “in luving memoree ob Maus”_


 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:46 am
 * _puts awn geek hat (wif propeller)_
 * _luks at dongle_
 * _wunders zackly wot a dongle is_
 * Fanks, burfday fairy! Ai will treshur dese furrebber.
 * cweenmj
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:49 am
 * _takez a geek hat wpoi_
 * Fankeez!
 * _putz hat on_
 * _spinz propeller_
 * 66 61 72 65 77 65 6c 6c 2c 20 6f 6c 64 20 66 72 65 6e 64 2e 20 20
 * 
 * _wipez teer_
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
 * _puts zwn geek hat adn spinz propellers_
 * _taeks dongle adn wunnerz wot it duz_
 * Fankee, Burfday Fairy!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:59 am
 * i wuz so egg sited wen i finaly fownd owt wut a dongle iz, an i ran rite heer to tell Maus! i just went **bakk an looked, an teh masheens wher i fownd it are now, alas, dongle-less.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:08 am
 * Duzzint it dongle off where it iz hung? Jus kinna dongle an dangle inda wind? Lyke eerbob oar winchyme?
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:43 am
 * ifinkso they plug in an lite up.
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:37 am
 * _spinz CB’s propeller adn puts awn a geek hat uv hur own adn a dongle (wutteber dat be foar)_
 * trayseeAch
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
 * _Prowdlee puts awn new geek hat_
 * _gibz propellor a spin_
 * Cat_S
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:08 am
 * _Takes geek hat and puts it on. Propeller starts up and begins to wistlol wiv speed. takes hat off wiv a kwikness and decides to try on later when sadness have calmed daown_
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm
 * _pokes holes in teh geek hat_
 * _puts feelers throo holes_
 * _wears hur geek hat wif pride_
 * _Wun feelur gibs teh propeller a shove now and then_
 * _Other feelur dabs face wif blak shamwow_
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
 * _gentlolly getz hoald ob wun of Upfi to keep hur frum going aerborne_
 * Ohai, Upfi! Doant twurllol teh propellers tuu hard. Yor so lite, yu cud go flyling awai. :)
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm
 * Hmmm. . .Wun of Upfi’s wot? Feelers? Footz (duz her hab footz?) Ennywais, shud sai “hoald ob Upfi,” kthxbai. :oops:
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm
 * _whispurrrs_ She’z a caterpiller. . . ;)
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm
 * _faispaw_ Oh! Taht ‘splayns why wen I luuks at hur abatar, I finks ob flutterbyes. :)
 * Fankees, JCH4K
 * Kitteh_Kat_Celia
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:08 pm
 * _ear perkies_
 * Did sumone sai flutterbais? _glances about_
 * nativeca66
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:53 pm
 * _speechless_

scotfin

January 19, 2011 at 9:51 am

So many memories


 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
 * ohai!!!!!!!!!!!!11 glad you could come! You are our honored guest.
 * [whispers: you did it! did my instructions halp?]
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:59 am
 * Ai finks Ai kno hoo yu is – an onnered gest indeed!
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm
 * Beriberi mutch onnurd!!
 * { { { { { { { { { { scotfin } } } } } } } } } } }
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:24 pm
 * _gets teh bottlol of scotch and then more scotch_
 * Karen
 * January 20, 2011 at 4:17 am
 * _bringz bag ob ice. holdz awt glas_

Duffy

January 19, 2011 at 9:52 am

Duffy coms in wearin backstage blaks an ridin a for-wheeler pullin a cart full of baloons of gold an silvur mylar wid “We wull nebber forgit Maus” all on long blak ribbuns so everbody can run out into teh purrade an taek wun. Teh myoosik goin is “All yu need is lub.”

Not fancee, but enuf to share.


 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
 * FangQ, Duffy! _taykez baloloon an runz orf, muss 2 be going naow, kthxbai!_
 * cweenmj
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am
 * _Tiez a bloon tu dhe geek hat propeller_
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:33 am
 * ……………………………………..…..ξ ά φ ς……………………….……..…
 * ……………………………………Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤……………………..…….
 * ………………………………….φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά………………..…….……
 * …………………………….…..ά φ ς @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά…………………………
 * ……………………………… @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς ¤ §……………………….
 * ……………………………… @ ¤ § Ф ξ ά φ ς ¤ §……………………….
 * …………………………….…..§ Ф ξ ά φ ς @ ¤ §…………………………
 * ……………………………..……..§ Ф ξ ά φ ς @………………..………….
 * …………………………………..…..ξ ά φ ς ς ¤………………….……………
 * …………………………………….………ς ¤…………………………………….
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
 * whee!
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
 * Fankees, Duffy. Mai linky fingy didunt werk, butt(!) kin still humm it in mai hed.
 * _taeks shinee bloon adn lets it sail up up adn awai_
 * Karen
 * January 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
 * _snerk_ even Mick put in a napearance in dis oen!
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
 * Fankees, Duffy. Mai linky fingy didunt werk, butt(!) kin still humm it in mai hed.
 * _taeks shinee bloon adn lets it sail up up adn awai_
 * Karen
 * January 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
 * _snerk_ even Mick put in a napearance in dis oen!

moe

January 19, 2011 at 9:58 am

Faerwell, deerest Maus. You wil be missed berry much.


 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
 * Anom. _hugs moe_
 * Mezzomom
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:14 am
 * Ohai, moe! ai clikkified yor bloo naem, adn ai tried to folo yore blawg. Nawt werkt. _sigh_ Iz wundermuss blawg. Ai go bak and bukmrk it! :)
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:41 am
 * { { { { moe } } } }
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:25 pm
 * { { { moe } } }
 * Meezer Mom
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm
 * True dat.

Angelwaits

January 19, 2011 at 10:04 am

_Angelwaits paces by, leading Angel Newfengoggie pulling cart loaded wif… fishees!

_tosses tu crowd: plaice, flounder, cod, guppies, flat fishees, sunfishees, perchin fishees, carp (nawt misspellin!) an otter fud-fishees._

Teh sorro can makin hungrees. Take teh fishees tu dinner if U’awl wants. U cans feed dem oar (eets dem)!!


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
 * mebbee we can haz big fish-fry at Nom (teh restrawnt fownded by Maus an, i bleeve, Princess Mu) after teh memoriol.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:26 am
 * Saons lyke gud idea. Ai lubs teh fryed fishees.
 * Thx for linkee tu
 * “eben if yoo did not know Maus, yoo can reed many adventures he wuz in at http://cheeztowncryer.com. look in teh “lore and legends” secshun. an then yoo can get to know Maus.”

turtlol

January 19, 2011 at 10:05 am

Vaya con Dios, deerest Maus; yu wuz wun uv teh fynst rodints Ai ebber noed. As ennywun can seez, yu will be gratelee mist, but teh Cheezfrenz noe in tehr harts dat yu will be wayting in teh Meadow wen it am owr turns tu cross teh Bridge. And, fink uv awl teh gnu material he will have by den!

turtlol wif shell draped in blak, ambles alawng wif teh prosesshun, gold-platid Zippo stuk to tawp uv shell wif teh rubr seemint. turtlol attempts tu shayk thang, but dis am nawt eezy wen yu has a shell awn yur bakside!

Go wif Ceiling Cat, deer Maus. We hardlee knew ye.


 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
 * “Go wif Ceiling Cat, deer Maus.”
 * dang! Pypes mus be frozin an meltid, is awl damp in heer! Pyjamama panz an frunt uv sweat shurt, an awl.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:20 am
 * O hai, turtlol! Is teh so nice to see all teh cheezpeeps together again, even if is for a sad reason. U should come by moar oftener from now on!
 * turtlol
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:20 am
 * ohai LCB….Ai nebber rilly far awayz, mush lyke doze hoo goe awn afore us….Ai lurks, and LOLs but can nawt always play wif yuse. Ai hasa gnu jawb (sorda gnu, been heer a wile) dat tehy nawt lyk innertoob playing during teh werkday. Yu noe how it am….
 * but Ai hada come heer fur teh bawn voyagee fur Maus. He wuz a troo prince amung rodintz!
 * turtlol trundles awf, gamlee shaking shell-cobbered thang…. finking uv awl teh Cheezies hoo has leftid us, Maus, Lyanthya, Goosie and otters….
 * A DWINKS! A DWINKS TU AWL OWR FALLIN CHEEZIES! turtlol’s bying….. and Ai nawt eebin dwink alkeehawl noe moar, but Ai kin by around fur wun and awl in honor uv owr deerlee departid peeps!
 * Belleh up tu teh bar, frenz…..wut’ll yu hab?
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:31 am
 * A velvut Hammer, oar Blak Russhin, oar Grasshopper, oar Singapor Slinggee.
 * Ennyfing wif cyute nayme an sweet taste.
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:41 pm
 * Whischkee, pweeze! Singlol malt frum teh Scottish highlands! Cause ai feels really low right nao. :(
 * But seeing u gibs me a happi.
 * { { { turtlol } } }

CrazyOldLady

January 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

To borrow from a poem by Jim Willis…”So this is where we part, My Friend, and you’ll run on, around the bend, gone from sight, but not from mind, new pleaseures there you’ll surely find. I will go on, I’ll find the strength, life measures quality, not its length. On long embrace before you leave, share one last look, before I grieve. There are others, that much is true, but they be they, and they aren’t you. And I, fair, impartial, or so I though, will remember well all you’ve taught. Your place I’ll hold, you will be missed, the fur I stroked, the nose I kissed. And as you journey to your final rest, take with you this…I loved you best” To our beloved Maus and also my princess, Millie, who also passed this week…..I just know you two will become the very best of friends while waiting for us at the Bridge.


 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
 * Myne Angelgoggie iz waitz der four mii. An four awl whu wantz teh Newfenkisses. He lubbed awl peeps. (Kittehs, nawt sew mush, didn’t know menny. )
 * Iz purified goggie awn otter side uv Brij, mus haz menny kitteh frenz nao … an mauses, an parrots, an guiness piggehs, vary us burglarlol nanimuls…. Conga rats, skwirrlolols,
 * An dancin flaaawrs, lil Chinese dancers, Cossack dancers, lil girls, fairyz, candees, Arabian dancers (rite? Ai forgitz zactly)
 * Will be surprized by so-big Maus, Aifinkso!
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am
 * { { { { { CrazyOldLady } } } } }
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
 * Shud haz said furst: sorree four your loss. Wii misses dem, awlways.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
 * _hugs COL tite_
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:42 pm
 * { { { COL } } }
 * IT’s so great to see so many cheezfrenz from teh beginnings of ICHC here today!
 * CrazyOldLady
 * January 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm
 * Upfi, yes it is wonderful to “see” friends from what seems like so long ago….4 years has gone by so quickly…..and yet, I feel like I have known so many of you my whole life!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
 * { { { { { COL } } } } } haz nawt been heer sew nawt seeing yu.

parrothead

January 19, 2011 at 10:12 am

__hides from the stoopy soots lawng enuff to peek at parade and share a scotch or too__ __pleesed tu see so minnee old an gnu frenz__ __gets leeky eyez reeding teh fred__

To Maus! Go well on to your next advenchur, wadsh ovur us hoo miss yu, and have lots of fun times in teh Meadow! __clinkee glasses__


 * skwirrlgrrl
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:17 am
 * hay burdie!!
 * _clinkees coconutts wif ph_
 * tell teh bosses u needs a mental helth day! it wud be troo, rite? ;)
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
 * ooh teh lisae ar3e here!!! woot!!! ohai gurls!!
 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:28 am
 * __waves to jamamakitty and skwirrl__ Mental helth day? Ai needs at leest a munf, aifinkso.
 * jamamakitty
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
 * ooh teh lisae ar3e here!!! woot!!! ohai gurls!!
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:38 am
 * calls a meeting of Chopp’d Livah Grrls for later in the evening.
 * cweenmj
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
 * { { { Jamamammamamama } } } } } }
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
 * Ohai, mai cween! _bowz_ Ai’d offur chokklitz, butt (!) Ai’z ow ob dem rite nao…..
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
 * _gives parrothead a gallon jug of scotch for teh road and a burgular mask made from Depends, for hands-free eye-leakage absorbification._
 * Teh soots will never notice that.
 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:29 am
 * Um, fankees LCB! No, the soots notice nuffing, lawng as yur wurk wurk wurking! Butt (!) why duz dis wun syde smell ufny?
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
 * Applol juice?
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:33 am
 * snerk tu bof uv U! Butt (@!@) nawt sniff, jusincas.

bluesfan473

January 19, 2011 at 10:14 am

_bluesfan473 enters, sorry that she is late_

Goodbye Maus, you are missed ♥ ♥ ♥

_New Orleans style band marches down the boulevard, cheesefriends fall in and march behind, dancing and weeping at the same time_

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOluh_1_rlw


 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:16 am
 * Othnx, bf, fur posten dis!
 * Aiz tide awp in _pleh_ meetunz (telefoyn).
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
 * can my jazz band joyn in wen theyr song iz done?
 * bluesfan473
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:24 am
 * Aifinkso tehy shud! Dey iz teh awsum an wee shud haz a gloreeous, kayotik moosikal farewel tew hour frend Maus!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:28 am
 * We can will has a jazz band traffic jam jazz jam session!
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
 * and _then_ we can poke the Trolls?
 * _looks hoepful_
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:31 am
 * she didn’t say no…
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
 * but I know she is right. Do nOt Feed the trolls. Just makes them stronger and feeds their antisocial behaviors.
 * _wishes i could remember the motto to teach us not to do dis_
 * oh well.
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:29 pm
 * _whispers_
 * It was "Nil per trolls"
 * caretroll
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:49 pm
 * Butt…..ai hungry, an I harmless, an I care! Plz tew feeding mii!
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:58 pm
 * Akk! A t-r-o-l-l!
 * (Don’t feed it, don’t feed it, don’t feed it…)
 * doctorcat
 * January 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
 * _raps troll titely in floofy pink blanky and stuffs its mouf wif choklit possums_
 * Dere, nao u iz rendered harmless. I pats u on hed latr.
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
 * Wot flaybor jam? Ai can has strongleberri?
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:47 am
 * _rummages in jam shelf_
 * Lessee… we has…
 * Albacore jam
 * Beriberiberry jam
 * Celery jam
 * Dongleberry jam
 * Eggplant surprise jam
 * F…
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:00 am
 * figgy pudding jam
 * gooseberry jam
 * hunkleberry jam
 * ice creem jam
 * j…
 * Duffy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
 * Frooty tooty jam
 * Grapity jam
 * Hukkleberree jam
 * Innaterrible jam
 * Jambalaya
 * K…
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:11 am
 * Kumkwat jam
 * Lemminy jam
 * Mulberry jam
 * Nanner jam
 * O….
 * noodle
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
 * onion jam
 * porcupine jam
 * quincy jam
 * r……..
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:30 am
 * Ratzenfratzen! We are inna Jam!
 * Suet Jam
 * Tea Tree Oil Jam
 * U…
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:33 am
 * Umbrella……it’z jammed.
 * Velvet caek-flabbured jam?
 * Wyen jam?
 * X…
 * Duffy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:52 am
 * x-pensive jam
 * yummee jam
 * zipperis jammed.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:35 am
 * Awlso strongleberry jam, furr Ambercat.
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:37 pm
 * An Catberree jam, just becuz!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:39 pm
 * Nom!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:45 am
 * Ohai BF! Ai wuz hoapin tu sea yu heer tudai! { { { { BF } } } } Maus wudda bin sew happytayl dat yu is heer! _grabz a handful uv raynbowz dat lion_rainbow adn hur furbabys brot adn sprinklols dem ober BF_ _hands BF a geek hat with properller, a dongle, a Depends LCB burglar mask adn a Zippo_ Nao yu be awl set! _schmoo_

Draconic Kitteh

January 19, 2011 at 10:21 am

_wispurrz_ Haz ai missededed teh memorilol foar Maus? Ai wuz habbing a bizzeebizzeebizzienesses wiff a calss.

_skaelz turnn a blak colur_


 * bluesfan473
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:26 am
 * { { { { DK } } } } u haz nawt misst teh memorilol, taht iz part uv teh beyewtee uv cheezland, eventz kan goe awn fer dayz, wif ebreewun poppin in wen tehy kan tew speek tehyre hearts.
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:31 am
 * Ah, gud. Ai wuz hopinging dat ai wudd nawt bii tew layt….
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:28 am
 * We iz commentin at 200 commets an howr – Rly! – juss hop awn in!
 * It’s lyk it wus wen Maus, an mennee mor, cud get heer form werk an evry tym yu maed a comment 20 mor had appeerd.
 * Such gud tyms; such gud peeps
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
 * Ai aktchulolee gotted a error becuz of the tyem itt takeded tew poastify teh cawmint, wich mite hab bin doo tew teh amownt of cawmints beyink poasteded.
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:48 am
 * _skweezes teh rayn frum wun uv lion_rainbow’s raynbowz ontu a blak Shamwow adn rubrubrubs awntu Dragonic Kitteh’s skaelz, turning dem frum solid blak tu raynbow-blak liek a byutiful oly slik (is reelee a kompliment cuz aifink oyl sliks aer berry pritte win der be rayn tu bring awt teh raynbows)_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:59 am
 * oops: Ai ment Draconic Kitteh…nawt Dragonic. :oops:
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
 * Lyk a starling’s wing – saym shy knee sheen as oyl, but wifowt teh virus mental damij!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:10 am
 * Dat IS a bettur comparasyn! Fanks, Ambercat!
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:12 am
 * Ooh….ai haz beree inturrestingg colorayshunz…
 * Fankyoo fur teh colurr skeem…..
 * _lukkz inn neerbai mirrer adn admayerz noo colurz_

saaski

January 19, 2011 at 10:33 am

Ai mist parayde. Sorree. Was in meeting. :(

Dis kitteh has a kyoot. Ai lubs teh bluey ais.


 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:37 am
 * y nawt mist teh prade, iz styll goan awn! jus joyn in wif us!
 * _taeks saaski bai teh han_
 * saaski
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:42 am
 * Fankyoo! Aisee da numbahs going up up up awn Numbah ov Commints.
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:38 am
 * Nawt to weree! Wii iz stillz gowink.
 * (Ohai, btw! _eggstendz mai skaelee paw in frendshipp_)
 * saaski
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:49 am
 * Ohai Draconic Kitteh! Ai has a fond ob dragonz. Nies to meetcha!
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:57 am
 * Adn nies tew meetcho!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
 * Ai duz tu! Draconic Kitteh is too uv mai faboryte fings togedder! :)
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
 * D
 * Dis beeyink the reezun ai chosededeed mai naem heer…..
 * Att leest ai doesn’t hab clenz tew deel wiff nao….
 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:40 am
 * nooooooooooooes you hasna missed teh parade! Just jump in ^ with your comment. Rly.

salleh

January 19, 2011 at 10:35 am

………sum hoaw, ai finkz Maus wooda likeeded diz wun …..hee hee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D3ocdKmmfw [ed. note: original video no longer available; this is the same song]


 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:42 am
 * de da de da de da Happi Trails twes U, unstil wees meet again de da de da de da!

salleh

January 19, 2011 at 10:37 am

……..good ole WP, nbise tew noes dat sum stuffz remayns teh sayme @!

……..ai tryeded tu postses sumfin an it tole meh ai awlreddy had ??? auhm …no….ai dint

bluecats0

January 19, 2011 at 10:39 am

_hesitatin butz iz gonna ask teh qwestiun anneewaes_ Hoo iz teh Maus? _hols bref an lissens fur teh anseers_


 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:43 am
 * Hoo wus Maus?
 * He wus a proud father; a luvvin husband; a myusik luvver; a thespian; a man tryin to hyd form teh pleh soots.
 * And a Cheezfrend.
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:45 am
 * hem wuz berry gud poster and freend ob mani cheezpeeps who passed! wees hab parades and celebrashuns fo hem cause hem wiff angels noe! Aiz hab gud freends heer but (!) aiz nawt hab pleasure ob meetin Maus!
 * bluesfan473
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
 * Ohai bluecats0! Maus wuz a bery deer, funneh, an awsum cheezfrend whoo haz unforshoonitlee crosst teh bridje naow, wel beefor hiz tyme.
 * Altho hee had nawt been abul tew post mush bery reecentlee bekawse uv a wurk (pleh) stompdown awn internet use, his hoomor an his antiks an wacky advenchures are fondlee bememburred an hee iz bery much misst.
 * bluecats0
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
 * Aifinks taht ai wuds hab lieked teh Maus. Dis bee fur hym an awl toes wut lubs hym:
 * “Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has happened. Everything remains exactly as it was. I am I, and you are you, and the old life that we lived so fondly together is untouched, unchanged. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by the old familiar name. Speak of me in the easy way which you always used. Put no difference into your tone. Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes that we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me. Let my name be ever the household word that it always was. Let it be spoken without an effort, without the ghost of a shadow upon it. Life means all that it ever meant. It is the same as it ever was. There is absolute and unbroken continuity. What is this death but a negligible accident? Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight? I am but waiting for you, for an interval, somewhere very near, just round the corner. All is well. Nothing is hurt; nothing is lost. One brief moment and all will be as it was before. How we shall laugh at the trouble of parting when we meet again!” -Henry Scott Holland
 * So hai der Maus, i’z pweesed ta meechu. U iz lubbed furshure!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
 * oh, that haz made my eyes all leeky agin! fank yoo kindly, bluecats0. iz a very byootiful, comforting thot.
 * _goez looking for LCB to get a Depends mask_
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:10 am
 * I’m on it.
 * _puts Depends mask on LM_
 * Which Maus identity is on ur Zippo accessory?
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
 * ai nedez won, tu, pleis….
 * dis wuz wunnermus, bluescat!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:58 pm
 * Here u is. Donot forget ur comememememorative Zippo!
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
 * ooh, it wuz so hard to chooze, i haz wun ob eech. :oops:
 * JaguarKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:11 am
 * oh BCO- hows wunderful dat thought bees- sniff sniff-
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:23 am
 * beautiful, bluecats! Glad you positfied it.
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:57 pm
 * Bluecats– fank yu foar postin taht! Mayke mii mistee awl ober again! _Puts awn slytely uzded (foar teer omlee, dunna wurree!) Depends burglar mask_ an holds up Zippo wiv Sir Real awn it_
 * bluecats0
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm
 * Urze berree welkum, zauberflote…aiz gwad ai waz in teh cheelan ta widness dis wonnahful memrial fur teh Maus. Ai neber sawed aneefing liek dis afore! _gibs zauberflote noo tishoos teh bwow teh nosis wid_
 * doctorcat
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
 * Ohai, bluecats0. _extends floofy paw of frendship_
 * Maus wuz teh most wunnerful and ossum an full of win cheezfren eber! Him crossed teh Bridge on hims burfday, Jan.12, an we is here to honor him. Somewhere upthread, cweenmj has posted a linky to the Cheeztown Cryer. Under Lore and Legends you will find menny of teh ossum adventure of teh Maus. U r welkum to Cheezland, eben on dis happy-sad okashun.
 * bluecats0
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:25 am
 * Fanxusomush, doctorcat! _assepts teh floofy paw ob frendsip_ Ai wull luk fur teh Maus in Lore and Legends teh bee shure!
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
 * “eben if yoo did not know Maus, yoo can reed many adventures he wuz in at http://cheeztowncryer.com. look in teh “lore and legends” secshun. an then yoo can get to know Maus.”
 * Lunar Mommee said.
 * bluecats0
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm
 * Fanxusomush, Angelwaits. Ai lukin furwerds ta reedin awl bouts teh Maus furshure. Dis bee wun wunahfol caterbrashun an teh Maus mussa bin wun wunafol purrsin aifinkso!
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm
 * Bluecats0, u kin reeding bowt owr Maus IRL heer
 * http://hosting-tributes-1611.tributes.com/show/Thomas-Cates-90520030
 * Dough iz berry sadd . . . ai fink ai goe fine teh Shamwow . . . o sry, hoew ruud ob mi . . . welcom 2 Cheezland
 * _Esstendz floofy paw ob frenship_
 * bluecats0
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:53 pm
 * Fanxusomush, Kat3Kets1Gog! _assepts teh floofy paw ob frenship_ Aiz sorree teh see u haz teh sads. _gibs Kat a hut choklit wid teh musmallers an kweem_ Ai hopez taht heps ta maek u fiel teh beddah! Aiz gonna go an reed teh twibuoot nao…

nicewitch

January 19, 2011 at 10:42 am

Ohai, ebbreewun. Ai foargits hao tu embidding teh bideeoh atta mowmint, butt mebbeh ai duz dat laytur. Riet nao, ai gots dis sawng yu prollee noes teh toon ob, cos iz singd tu teh toon ob ‘Teh Battlol Himm ob teh Ripublik’ (aka ‘Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory…’)

Ai awlsew mannijd tu pulling a fyoo strings, an gottid Norman Abburnakkle’s Kwyer heer tu singit inn teh Maus’s onner.

_pulls teh strings wut shii tyed up Norman Abburnakkle wif, an hii an hiz Kwyer joyns teh Prade Inn Onner Ob Maus_

Foar Maus

[sung tu teh toon ob ‘Teh Battlol Himm ob teh Ripublik’ aka ‘Mine eyes have seen the Glory…’]

Mai hart haz noan the gloarees ob plaeing wif Teh Maus

Hii wuz wun ob mennee Cheezfrends bringing lafftur to dis haus

Wif teh kwikist witt (an seltzer!!) awl owr trubbils hii cud dowse

Butt nao owr Maus haz gawn :(

Koarus:

Gloaree, Maus!! Weer glad wii gnu yah!

Sadlee, Maus, ur gawn tu suun – yeh.

Owr harts, as King yule awlwaes rool – yeah!

Owr Maus King will libs awn!!!

Maus’s wikkid scents ob hyoomur carreed him froo mennee gaems

An plaeing heer wiffowt him, wel, it jus woant bee teh saem

Butt weel plae awn wif hiz blessings, awl meremburing hiz naem

Owr Maus libs awn an awn!!

Koarus:

Gloaree, Maus!! Weer glad wii gnu yah!

Sadlee, Maus, ur gawn tu suun – yeh.

Owr harts, as King yule awlwaes rool – yeah!

Owr Maus King will libs awn!!!

_NW wieps hur iis smoar an woks tu teh ej ob teh Meddoe_

_reeching intu hur pokkit, shii taeks owt teh littlol toi mausee wut shii’s carreed sins shii nawt-sekkind hurd teh sadsadsad gnus, an hoalds it jentlee inn hur hands_

_baowing hur hed, shii lets hur teers fawl …wun…tu…free… awntu teh littlol toi mausee_

_teh mausee, majiklee reel nao, sitz up inn NW’s hands – hii twitchis hiz wiskurs, an reechis owt hiz tinee paw, jus liek TheMaus’s abatar! Hii patz NW’s hand wif a cumfurting_

_NW bendz daon tu teh grassis an flours ob tehe Meddoe; teh tinee mausee hops intu teh Meddoe, an runrunruns tu joyning awl teh uvver HartFrends der_

Go well, Maus. Thank you for all your gifts to us, most specially the gift of Your Self.


 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:45 am
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpZ3jPMM5Ac [ed. note: the original video has been taken down; this is a different video of the same song, same choir]
 * nicewitch
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
 * O fankees, CatBurgh! An itz eeben teh wun bai Norman Abburnakkle’s Kwyer, tu – hao ossum!!
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
 * Yor welcom, NW. Such beyootimuss moosik tu go wif yor hartfelt werds.
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
 * _waves pawses in teh air_ Wii lub yoo Maus, adn wii awlwayz will… _sniff_
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm
 * nysely dun, nicewitch!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
 * _Wayvs zippo in teh ayr_
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:54 am
 * _breevez smawl amowntz ob fyer_
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
 * _holds Zippo in teh air_
 * _gibs shamwow to nicewitch_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
 * very nicely done { { { nicewitch } } }
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:45 am
 * leekii ice
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm
 * Dere NiceWitch! Dat b teh mos bootimus ellygee! Gibs mii teh sadd an teh smilols att teh saem tyme.
 * O Maus, owr Maus, u iz teh goan two sune, too sune! Butt! wii finking ob u awwais an kommending u in2 teh lubbing arms ov Jeezus.
 * _bows hed an notissing pudlol form awn teh grownd at herz fete_
 * _Finks bedder Clara fye dat statelimint_
 * Iz teers, yu guise, nawt, um, applol joos!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:58 pm
 * Oh LCB! Plees to be applyin a Depends maks awn K3K1G. Bfor owr feets get soggi!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm
 * Oh. Mai. Dat sew gud, NiceWitch! _Pleedoyz Dpepnds agin_

noodle

January 19, 2011 at 10:53 am

p.j. an jessica jumpz up an downz awl exzitid!

ebberi1…luk wi c sumfing weigh upinda ski. iz small, haz wishkas, a spandex awtfit an a cape flappin as himz streekz above da paraid.

♪♫à♫♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫

mista trubble neber hangz a round,

wen himz heers dis mity sound,

heer ai comez 2 sabe da dai!

wii kno dat mity maus iz in hour hartz awlweighz.!

♪♫à♫♪ ♫♫ ♪ ♫


 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYpBoYa4pno
 * noodle
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
 * fankz catburgh, ai didn no how 2 stick in da song.
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
 * _bows low_
 * Itz teh leestest I cud do.

parrothead

January 19, 2011 at 10:56 am

__hides agin frum stoopy soots__ I nawt haz tyme to reed awl teh wai frew the fred, but deed ebereebodee see teh LOL by BabyMaus? Wuz berry tuching, an iffen she seez dis, FANK YU BabyMaus fur sharing yur wunnerful Dad wif us!


 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:57 am
 * Ai kinnawt no hao tu linkee it. Sumpeep smartur den me, mebbee? Dat Maus cud have dun it *wifakwikness, aifinkso. __Sniff__
 * noodle
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:00 am
 * sawed da lol bi baby maus yestordai. berri sweet weigh 2 acnolage da cheeze comunati.
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
 * Ai sawededed dat wun yesturdai, aifinksew….
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:13 am
 * iz heer:
 * http://cheezburger.com/BabyMaus/lolz/View/4369684224
 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * Fanks lunarmommy!
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm
 * _moar leekee aiiz_
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * Ooh…ai missd dis! Thnx fur posten!!!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm
 * Fankz foar showin us dis– I missded it tew. _Depends again_

Hugh_G_Manatee

January 19, 2011 at 10:58 am

_swim swim swims slowly through the thread, reading all the wonderful memories of Maus, listening to all the musical tributes and remembering gratefully that all Maus’s alter-egos were the inspiration for his own creation_


 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:05 am
 * __waves to Hugh__ Ohai!
 * catslave
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:11 am
 * Gud to sea you Hugh! Eben awn such a sad ocasion!
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:13 am
 * Ohai Hugh! Glad tu sea yu heer! Aer yu ablol tu hoald a Zippo if ai lite it foar yu?
 * Hugh_G_Manatee
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:23 am
 * Thank you fae but I don’t think a zippo will work very well. I’ll try this instead
 * _holds up a glowing fluorescent anemone in each flipper_
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:53 am
 * @@@@ DAT will definitely wurk! :)
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
 * But… but… wif frenz like us, who needs anemones?
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 10:39 pm
 * anuther FTW wun! _faysepaw_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
 * hallo, hugh! gud to see yoo
 * Hugh_G_Manatee
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:26 am
 * hello { { { { { cheesefriends } } } } } Oops, sorry!
 * _attempts to dry cheesefriends off with a shamwow_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
 * we also haz plenty ob Depends frum teh Debreefing song, so can yooze thoze too.
 * teenie
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:19 pm
 * o hai dere hugh! hasnt seed u fr a wyle. _verywetschmooacuzeyezrleekin_

Duffy

January 19, 2011 at 11:04 am

I hasto go bak to wurk – I cannut look at dis wunerful thred NEmore. Itz too hard to fix aY2Kelebenty problem when yr eies are all blurry an leeky.

{ { { { to all cheezfrenz an Maus memeree } } } }


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
 * { { { duffy } } } come bakk an finish reeding wen teh wurk iz done.

catena

January 19, 2011 at 11:06 am

_whispaz_

Ddi ennewon elz noe tiss dat dis LOL iz eh littlol OBNP kitteh, jus lyk wuz awn teh LOL wen we nawt sekkund lerned teh sadd neuwz?
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:09 am
 * dont noe what happund dere.
 * ment tu sae:
 * Ddi ennewon elz noe tiss dat dis LOL iz eh littlol OBNP kitteh, jus lyk teh LOL wen we nawt sekkund hurd teh sad neuws?
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * oh, yor rite. how appropriate. sad little kittehs, too.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm
 * Didunt teh Maus haz kinna O But definitlee NP hayrez?

catslave

January 19, 2011 at 11:08 am

Farewell Maus. Wi did knot no each otter dat well butt (!) ur comments awlways made me Laff.

Hoists up teh flagon wif teh Dragon witch is filled wif Guinness!

Tew Ab-scent friends!


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * _rayzes frosty mug ob root beer_ to absent frends!
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:25 am
 * wayt…Ai’z awn a drinkin cup?
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:34 am
 * Ohai Daddeh… Iz sad nao dat maus iz gawn…
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:38 am
 * { { { princess taya } } }
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm
 * Ohai Mommeh… Ai beleebs dat owr Maus wuda wantid us tu sprayz eech ubber wif seltzer aifinkso…
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:41 am
 * Ai knowz…..Ai’z sadd tew, bebbeh kitteh…
 * _leekee eyez_
 * _hugglol_
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm
 * Maus wuda wantid us tu merember himz adn EbilMaus tu…
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:38 am
 * Yu is! Ai eben hav yu awn a pyooter whine goblit ai gawt frum teh Renaissance Pleasure Faire wun yeer.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
 * Dannii KaAiz flaggin wif a draggin?

'Niser

January 19, 2011 at 11:08 am

_Sollumlee reedz fru teh fredz_

_Wishez hurz cuud habs nown dis cheezfren dat ebbreewun lubbed soe mush an hazza beeg sawree dat der paffs nebber crost_

{ { { { { cheezfrenz hu R sadd tuday } } } } }

Tu Maus, cheezfren eggstrawdinare!


 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * { { { { { { ‘Niser } } } } } } Ohai ‘Niser! Glad yu cud mayke it! _hands ‘Niser a Zippo, blak Shamwow, LCB Depends burglar mask adn a gud stiff drinkee_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:17 am
 * { { { ‘niser } } }
 * Maus haz goned on ahed, but throo teh majik ob teh interwebs himz humor, wit an all-arownd gud-guyness still live on. chekk owt teh lore an legends sekshun ob teh cheez town cryer
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:20 am
 * Ohai, ‘Niser! Hao iz yoo?
 * { { { ‘Niser } } }

CatBurgh

January 19, 2011 at 11:14 am

And in the end

The love you take

Is equal to

The love you make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySwY7Yi1GTQ


 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:15 am
 * Applies to Maus as much as to George Harrison.
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
 * dis iz a very nice thot, catburgh. fank yoo.
 * CatBurgh
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:24 am
 * Ohai, lunarmommy. I didz nawt hab teh pleshoor ob knowing The Maus, butt(!) feelz eberybunnyz pain.
 * { { { { Cheezpeepz } } } }
 * Karen
 * January 21, 2011 at 1:53 am
 * Anom

kvnsgrrl

January 19, 2011 at 11:18 am

ai has a leeky eyes butt (snerk) a fuul hart wen ai sees awl the peeps (ink lewd ing sum lurkers!) coming to sai a fond fare-thee-well to tihs beri-beri speshul peep. Maus, yu wil be missed bai sew mennee…

{ { { { Maus, Maus’ famblee and awl teh peeps } } } } } }


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:21 am
 * { { { kvnsgrrl } } } yesh, iz so gud to see evreewun, eben on a sad occasion. iz a graet tribyoot to maus taht so many peeps wants to share memrees ob him an show their respeks.

DarthMommy

January 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

_has a sad_

Maus … wun ob teh gratest peeps ebber.

kthxbai


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:35 am
 * { { { { darthmommy } } } }
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:37 pm
 * { { { DarthMommy } } }
 * DarthMommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:15 pm
 * { { { { lunarmommyanupfi } } } }

Flokitty

January 19, 2011 at 11:30 am

No Cheespeeps is an ilund

No man is an island entire of itself; every man

is a piece of the continent, a part of the main;

if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe

is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as

well as any manner of thy friends or of thine

own were; any man’s death diminishes me,

because I am involved in mankind.

And therefore never send to know for whom

the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

John Donne


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:36 am
 * { { { { flokitty } } } } fank yoo

Catsablanca

January 19, 2011 at 11:35 am

_Stanz bak tu luk at stachoo shii has bin werking awn_

_Siis airea taht needs smooving_

_Yooses tears tu soffen clay, taeks sculpting tool n hadn_

_Defynes Maus’s wiskurs_

_Eelong8s Ebil Maus’s wikked smylol_

_Sharpuns Sir Real’s fayse sheeld_

_Roundifies Professor’s glassus_

“Carbes teh werd Marshall n Wyatt Earf’s badg_

_Maeks ovver ajustmints as needed_

_Maeks annownsmint_

Mae I has ur attenshun pleez? Obber inna skware izza stachoo Ai has maed n honor adn memory of The Maus. All of hims purrsanaliteez r tehre. No mattur ware u stands, u will sii wun ov tehm n his finest gloree. Eech tyme u sii it, Ai hoep it will remynd u ov a faborite moment wif owr rodint frend, The Maus.

_Wypes leeky aiz adn adds tears tu teh stachoo_


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:37 am
 * shock: ooh, wut a wundermus wurk ob art! iz amazing, an just riet. { { { catsablanca } } }
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
 * { { { { { catsablanca } } } } }
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
 * _restz ehgenst Maus statjuw_
 * iz eh neis plais.
 * thnx, Catsablanca…
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:49 am
 * { { { { Catsablanca } } } } Wut a luvlee tribyoot, Catsablanca! Yu put sew much uv yurself intu dis stachoo. _duzznt bother tu give Catsablanca a Shamwow foar teh tears sinse dey is wut maykes teh Maus stachoo magical_
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:24 pm
 * Catsablanca – it iz PURRRRFect!
 * An, az lunarmommy sez, just riet!
 * An ai luv theze nice benches heer, ware we can sit an luk at it awl we want. An ai noe _sniff_ _moar sniff_ wehn we sit heer . . ..
 * he will bee heer too.
 * Angelwaits
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm
 * Lubblee! An majik
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm
 * Ai am glad u awl laiks teh stachoo. Is a naise playse tu sit adn rememory teh gud taims.
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm
 * { { { { catsablanca } } } } Yoo haz mayde teh wunnermaus St.Achoo. It an MaisOui’s cloakded wun will be heer foar us awlwayz!

kenkar

January 19, 2011 at 11:50 am

ai is mostly a lurker, but ai must say that ai alwayz looked forward to reading Maus’s comments…always made my day a little briter.

_drops oh shiney coin in Jpak memorial fountain and thinks wistful thoughts of lost loved ones_


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:55 am
 * { { { kenkar } } }
 * kenkar
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
 * fank you lunarmommy
 * { { { lunarmommy } } }

D-R

January 19, 2011 at 11:53 am

Orinj kitteh bery cyoots! :D

(R.I.P. Maus)


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
 * { { { D-R } } }
 * kitteh matches teh leefs an bloo sky purrfekly. iz a amayzing pikshure.

MelONyx

January 19, 2011 at 11:55 am

{ { { { { Maus } } } } }

{ { { { { Cheezfrenz } } } } }

Lub yoo, Maus. Yoo r a wunnerful cheezfren. Teh stars will lyt teh noo dans steps yoo will lern, adn dere will bii sawngs lyk ower eerz nebber hab herd.

Teh greef, it r fur us, libbing wifowt yoo.


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:57 am
 * { { { melONyx } } }
 * MelONyx
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm
 * { { { lunarmommy } } }
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:40 pm
 * { { { MelONyx } } }
 * _sniff_
 * MelONyx
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:06 pm
 * { { { Upfi } } }

Phillipe d'Beaker

January 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Sun has gone down, and it’s a rainy winter day. d’Beaker leaves the Laboratories, flips a few switches, and the lights go dark except for the ones forming an image of a Maus king.

d’Beaker keeps having this song going through his head. Some of the words, maybe, need to be changed for our friend Maus, but it’s about what it’s like to get surprising news. And not in a good way. Farewell Maus.

[VIDEO] [ed. note: video has been taken down; I can't identify it from the comments]


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:24 pm
 * ohai phillipe, iz gud to see yoo heer. fank yoo for teh song.
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:29 pm
 * { { { { { { { Fleep } } } } } }
 * Ai just NOOO yoo wud bring sumthing this nice.
 * It cud hardlee bee bedder.
 * Heer – ai browt sum choklit biskotti – an sum Erl Grey tee! ;)
 * We can sit bai teh stachoo Catsablanca maed – an dunk away to ar harts content.
 * An think about how verree wunderful it wuz to hav Maus fur a frend.
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm
 * O hai, PdB!
 * I was just teh other week thinking how many peeps who used to play here is teh not here and how nice it would be to see them all again. So I is teh happy to see everybuddy but so sad about why.
 * Kitteh_Kat_Celia
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:47 pm
 * Ohai, lolcatburgler!
 * AI iz sew sew sad dat Maus went hoem to heabben, but mai leekee aiiz tellz mii udderwize.
 * Sumtaims, wii all juts needz a hug or tew or free…
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
 * O hai.
 * Here, has a burgular mask made outta (unused) Depends. Hands-free leaky-eye protections.
 * Kitteh_Kat_Celia
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:05 pm
 * O tank u! _takes maks and snifflols_ AI mizz Maus sew sew muhc…
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm
 * Ohai Phillipe! Gud 2 seeng u heer, ebbeen dough wii sembling furr teh moarnful okkashyum.
 * _luks sollum, den smilolz_
 * Singing teh sad sawngs awn teh sadd tymes iz teh helpingfullz. Meaks teh blooz goe owt an nawt jus bottloled insyde aifinkso.
 * Upfi
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm
 * Oh Phillipe!!!! U have come, too!!!! Fanks for teh song. Ai miss u.
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:32 pm
 * Ohai Fleep! I had tew be leeving B4 yew caem, butt…I glad yew did maek it!

Martoonie

January 19, 2011 at 12:04 pm

_SJ pushes her way to the front of the crowd – late as usual_

Oh, mai deer cheezfrenz – ai has read through this hole fred an ai am bawlin mai eyez owt. Mai husband finks ai has lawst mai mind (an he may be rite…but dat’s another story). This week eber since ai heard teh sad noos about our dear Maus, ai has been doin teh arky… teh arkheeholly… ai has been goin back in time an re-reading some of owr old posts in Maus’s memree. An – frends – wut times we had. Ai wish ai cud come up with a fabyoolus tribute to Maus like so menny of you has, but insted ai wud just like to remember Maus as wun of teh funniest and gentlest souls in Cheezland. Sleep well, mai frend, we’ll miss you.


 * Martoonie
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:05 pm
 * And – how lovely to see so many of mai owld frends heer again. Hugs – and ob corse, choklit martoonies – to you all.
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm
 * Oh it iz so grate. an thanks fur teh chokilt martoonie!
 * If EBBER ai needed wun (an they ar amazingly delishusn, an ai hoep, nootrishous), it iz nao!
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:16 pm
 * _pops nekst dor – bawls awn SJ’s sholder_
 * jk2kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm
 * _hans shamwow tew ambercat sinse it seemz awl uv teh deepenz hab bin useded up_
 * _bawls tew_
 * Ambercat
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:13 pm
 * _HONK_
 * Heer, yu can has tihs bak nao – is full!
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm
 * Martoonie! Owld frenz comin owta da woodwerks! Hugs bakk!
 * lolcatburglar
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm
 * Yay! I was hoping u’d make it!
 * _points to mountain of bureacratic-type paperworks on teh bureau_
 * Look! It’s all filled out just rong.
 * JanetCanHas4Kitthehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm
 * An pnlee SJ/martoonie can fix it! ;)
 * booklion
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm
 * { { { { { Martoonie } } } } }
 * { { { { { Martoonie } } } } }

Kat3Kets1Gog

January 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm

_Runz in layte, allowtta breff_

Herez mah trybyoot furr Maus, an four hoaw awl teh Cheezpeeps fele dat hii be gawn soe sune.

Dat dae ov teers indede!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mek_f_5vno
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 12:54 pm
 * Dat wuz beyootimus Kat! _snifflols_
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
 * O deer. Tish bershum leebing awff teh Gran Finn Alley!
 * Butt! iz maybee appropr– appr– right furr Maus. Seams leik himz moosic in dis lief b teh unfinnishd two.
 * Ennyboddy gotz a kleen Deepends fur mii? Ai needs wun
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:09 pm
 * Wut abowt a Shamwow. Will dat wurk?
 * Kat3Kets1Gog
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
 * Yesh dat be gud aifinkso
 * _Dabdabdab. Wiepwiepwiep. SnnnnhhhhnnneeeeoooooouuuuTT!!_
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:30 pm
 * _gigglols_ iz yoo okai?
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm
 * _hugglol_ ohai agen, littlol kitteh!
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm
 * Ohai Daddeh hao yoo iz?(Cheez Daddeh foar doze hoo muss knoe)
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:03 pm
 * Ai’z dowing grate….yoo?
 * _snorglol_
 * Princess Taya
 * January 20, 2011 at 7:15 am
 * Ai iz okai

PootyTat

January 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm

I am very late to the “gathering”, but wanted to make sure my sentiments were known. Maus, and your other ID’s, you will be sorely missed. Such a wit and so much creativity! Thank you for touching so many lives across this world…I have just one question…is the de-briefing fluid flamable?!?!? Cuz, we’re waving zippos here and then there’s the cart and, well, u see where I’m going with this, right?!? 8) Love to all the cheezpeeps – the ones I know and the ones I don’t! Yet… :D
 * catena
 * January 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm
 * { { { { { PT & awl cheezfrens } } } } }
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:38 pm
 * Ohai PT!! Noo frend! Yesh its flammablol, butt(!) iz ok–Maus also gifting us wiv teh seltzer bottlolz tew putting owt ennee fyrez wiv.

Kat3Kets1Gog

January 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm

An heer be dis 4 teh prayde (iff iz nawt all ober an ebbrywun bee att teh boofett)

Heer iz teh Triomphantz Apoplolesosauce fur u, dere Maus.

_Goez an singz in teh korrus_

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPVKTzgSLRI

OnleeKitteh

January 19, 2011 at 1:14 pm

OK comes in late, but wif black armband adn droopy tayl adn missing our Maus.

_dis fur you Maus:

cd /

rm -r _

Cassidy

January 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Had to miss the parade, but have been reading all the tributes, alternately laughing and crying. What a wonderful man, to have brought so much joy and so many happy memories to so many people.

_Raises glass_

Good night, sweet Maus, and flights of angels speed thee to thy rest.

catslave

January 19, 2011 at 1:24 pm

I fink dat dis fits nicely wif teh kood for teh day. Farewell Maus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mADk_bqsr6M

catslave

January 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Kood = Mood … Mai i’s is leaki and I can’t Wright right.

tidmum

January 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm

I sit here with tears pouring down my face and no words can be written as to just _how_ I feel reading this amazing tribute to one of the very best Cheezpeeps I ever had the honour to know.

Go Well, Dear Maus.

As in the words of this song…

♪♫ May Angels lead you in….hear you me my Friend ♪♫

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Coj9IpjRU
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm
 * Ohai, Tidmum!
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm
 * Bery naise, Tidmum, fan q fur sharing tihs.
 * OzcatMum
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:27 pm
 * Beautiful song, Tidmum. Perfect – special song for such a special peep. Fankyu Tidmum. Fankyu Maus.

kimkiwi

January 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm

_runs in late_

_dragging Zippo lyturs and Seltzur bottils_

_karnt see fore leeky ayez_

Goodbai Maus. Yew went tew soon but yew will lib on in ower hartz

_leeky ayez leeky sum moar_


 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm
 * _handz kimkiwi a Shamwow_
 * Ai wuz finking abowt u awylol agoe.

MayneKoonMaizey

January 19, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Tu awl da cheezfrends hoo am habbin teh sadz adn hebby harts frum da loss ob wunnermus Maus:

{ { { { { { { { { { Cheezfrends, wun adn awl } } } } } } } } } }

Ai onlee gawt tu tawk wif Maus wun tyme, butt (!) ai felted beri lukky tu mete Da Legind dat ai red soe muchlee abowt inda arkivez befor ai startid postin.

_raysiz glass inna ayr_

Fank yu, deer Maus fur halping tu maek Cheezland teh aymayzin playce it am tuday. It wont bii teh saym wiffout yu, but wii will onore yur memmree bi keepin it full ob win, awwsum, joy, adn cheezlubs!! _snif_


 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:44 pm
 * _purz selff a cup ob hawt chokklit_
 * _klinkiez glasez wiff MKM_
 * { { { MKM } } }

Princess Taya

January 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA&hd=1

Iz finntin aifinkso foar owr Maus


 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm
 * Ai wishez ai cudd wach the bideyoz awn mai foen…..
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm
 * Hab yoo seen teh bideo ob Welkum tu teh Blak Purrade?
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:02 pm
 * The naem iz familliyar tew meh, butt (!) Ai’z nawt shur…
 * Princess Taya
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm
 * Iz bai Mai Kemikul Roamanse
 * Draconic Kitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm
 * Ah….Ai’z herd ob dat…
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:19 pm
 * “And though you’re dead and gone believe me
 * Your memory will carry on”
 * Aifinkso u r bery rait, Princess, tihs is finntin fur Maus.
 * Princess Taya
 * January 20, 2011 at 7:19 am
 * Yesh it iz aifinkso. Adn owr Maus wuz musiklol so hii wud liek dis sawng.

OnleeKitteh

January 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Dis iz a musikol tribute tu da Maus adn his Renaissance fair personality. When ai finks ob him, ai imagines dis musik. Iz by Richard Wagner adn iz “Siegfried’s Funeral March” (also da theme ob a mobie ai likes a lot “Excalibur”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn4Iuxy0X4I [ed. note: original video has been removed; this is the same music]
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:25 pm
 * Fank yew fur teh byootimus myoosic, OnleeKitteh. Ai cna jest sii Maus n his Mouse King kostume. Adn u has gibben mii an idea. Teh Renaissance Fair will b heer n abowt a munf anna haf. Afinkso Ai will maek maiself a rodint mask tu ware tu it n honor of Maus. Yep, tahtz wut Ai will du.

graffitikitteh

January 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm

dose aiyez are gorjeous!

MamaCat

January 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm

O, i hoeps i iz nawt tu laet, had drtinycat apt tuday an jus gotted hoem tu reed awl teh posts. Maus, u were teh mos wunnerful Maus eber, even wen ebil maus stepped in. U left us much much much too soon. in ur honor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGorjBVag0I
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm
 * MamaCat, u nawt tu laet. As sumwun sed erlier, Cheezfrenz will b stopping bai heer fur daes. Tihs is a byootiful sawng adn bideo. Maed mii fink ov anovver Leonard Cohen sawng taht Ai will powst below. { { { { MamaCat } } } }
 * PwnedBy2Kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:55 pm
 * _PB2K approaches teh town skware tentativelee an wif grate sadness_
 * _she iz holding her dansdansdans shoes in her left hand, an haz a bowkay ov wildflowers fer Maus in her rite_
 * …I don’t wanna dance if Maus isn’t gonna lead….
 * Deer Maus,
 * I hardly know where to start – wif teh renditions ov Monty Python routinees wii’d do? Wif teh *countless bershuns and re-ritings ov “Whos Awn Furst/NawtSekkund?” Or, no….it should start wif *teh dansing:
 * Specifically, the bestest waltz eben seen, in cheezland or aneewayr:
 * http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/18/funny-pictures-itty-bitty-fire-brigade/#comment-271648
 * And den dere wuz owr grayt Geek Fandango:
 * http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/17/funny-pictures-i-haz-mai-1st-kiss/#comment-297995
 * …and ebbery tym I goze into a meeting wif manigmint types, I finks ov Maus’ label fer dem: StoopySoots. An I smilols.
 * MottyltehKitten duzznt unnderstand, Maus, whai mai fays iz awl skrunched up an I’z maiking weepy sniffly noyses. She triez to komfort mii, but dere’s a Maus-sized hole in mai lyf nao, an I duzznt finkso dat it will bii filled eezilee.
 * I kno I hazznt bin heer muches laytee, but I finkso yoo unnerstands, mai deer deer fren, dat yoo (an eberybodee heer) haz bin bery impawtint to mii. I nebber eggspected to mayk frenz heer, an yet I haz. An part ov teh joy ov having frenz is tempered by the pain ov losing frenz. I haz a payn, Maus, cuz I bii missing yoo.
 * Teh boicells an I will fink ov yoo an awl yur incarnashuns wif grate fondness and sadness.
 * (sowwee I’z layt – SRLS had mii werking awl day an running ov teh errands)
 * In parting: in the spirit of a good classic wake:
 * Finnegan’s Wake: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=285720&content=songinfo&songID=3274596
 * The Night Pat Murphy Died: http://www.myspace.com/greatbigsea/music

Catsablanca

January 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm

Aifinkso Ai wuld laik tihs tu b played at mai memorial serbis wehn teh taim coems. Fur u, Maus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
 * Kitteh_Kat_Celia
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:48 pm
 * _seengs along_
 * Hal eh luu yah!
 * Hal eh luu yah!
 * Hal eh luu yah!
 * Hal eh luuu-uuu-uuu—yaaaaaah!!

cSmall

January 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm

sry – I ar late …. got caught in a time warp of past posts. { { { { { { { Cheezpeeps } } } } } } } } gonna miss that Maus. _sad_


 * 4point5kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm
 * { { { { { cSmall } } } } }

rhsb

January 19, 2011 at 4:19 pm

I want so badly to write something but, for several reasons, just can’t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQ3iegpZTc
 * zauberflote
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:44 pm
 * { { { { Red } } } } Iz ok,wii noez how u feelin.
 * poussinboi
 * January 19, 2011 at 4:45 pm
 * Taht’s a beyootimuss song. { { Red } }
 * Altho Ai onli met Maus wun tiem in Cheezland, I wuz saddened taht he wuz taken too suun frum his life, family adn frenz !
 * Heer’s a sawng faw a man hoamwood bownd:
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_YQ6JuNpA
 * Catsablanca
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm
 * Teh sawng says it awl, Red. { { { { { { Red & Maus } } } } } }

JaguarKitteh

January 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm

{ { { { { { { { rhsb } } } } } } } } }


 * pjperry
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm
 * { { { { { { Maus, Maus family, cheezfriens } } } } } }

princessmu

January 19, 2011 at 4:46 pm

_Enters NOM thru the back door tew Cheeze. turns off all the lights. shutters the windows. exits thru the front door to NOM. Locks doors. Ties huge black ribbon thru handles. says a prayer of thanks for her time as Maus’s partner_


 * mary0spockn
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:01 pm
 * anom and aNom.
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm
 * Fanks Mary. Dam Staph. I’m still stunned. Maus had a lot of frens tho didn’t he? Do you remeber the fun story we three had wen Mause was using the plane with the grabing hook I gave him for his birthday to steel my apitizers? I crumpled up his plane and gave him a tiny pair of hiking boots and a knapsak containing wine, cheese and bread. you were telling a story about the palne at the time and we got all tangled up and you kept briliantly saving the story line. it’s an obscure ref, but I remember them all. Thanks for being here for me. I really am wrecked… I’ll be ok in a minute
 * PwnedBy2Kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:58 pm
 * { { { { { { Mayr0 an PMu } } } } } }
 * (see above – I gibbed us sum gud wayk moosik)
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm
 * { { { { PB2K } } } }
 * sweetpea
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:42 pm
 * Pwned! glad you’re here, too. He would have wanted it that way.
 * PwnedBy2Kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm
 * Wouldn’t want to be anywhere else; I couldn’t miss the send off for Maus. MottyltheKitten is sitting here with me trying to figure out why I’m all sniffly and sad and listening to either sad music or raucous wake music. Teh NawtSoLiddoBlakKitteh seems to understand why I haz a sad.
 * OnleeKitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm
 * Princess Mu: ai so glad you culd stop by. Ai had a worried dat you nawt know about our deer Maus since da pleh werk stopped you frum coming here. Afinkso we all be wrecked by da sudden gnus. Ai hope you can come by sumtimes.
 * _leaves Princess Mu a silber flower wif a single ruby drop on wun petal_
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:51 pm
 * thats beatutiful Onleekiteh! fank u!
 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:36 pm
 * ( { { { { princessmu } } }
 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm
 * { { { { Parrothead } } } }

4point5kittehs

January 19, 2011 at 4:59 pm

_DK rides up JCH4K Blvd on her hart hoarse Saxon to JCH4K Fountain. Seh has bin at a meeting awl dai (a gud wun – no stoopy soots). DK dismounts adn lets Saxon graise awn teh grass arownd teh fountain. Seh sitz adn admires catsablanca’s St.Achoo ob Maus adn hims DIDs. Seh heers teh eckoes ob awl teh tribyoot songs tath were played for Maus erlier todai. Her hart feels awl teh sadness ob Maus’s famblee adn frens, butt (!) also teh joi ob teh manee, manee happeh mamrees frum this wundermaus place._

Go well, deer fren. See yoo on teh uzzer sied.


 * gammacat
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:04 pm
 * { { DK } } ai had many pleh meetinks todai, so I’m just getting a chance to reed the tribute.
 * cept the screen keeps getting blurree.
 * 4point5kittehs
 * January 19, 2011 at 5:56 pm
 * BOOP!

West River rat

January 19, 2011 at 5:20 pm

_ howldz up zippo _

catena

January 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm

awlsoe frum teh otter dae…

..

Watsch aot, ceiling cat!

Heer komez eh Maus kreepen in

Spayr eh whole fur himz


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm
 * taht amz very gud ohaiku, catena. i’z shur Maus will hab a very nise hole in teh howse of CC

West River rat

January 19, 2011 at 5:53 pm

_ Slips up to the CCC wif teh bottlol uf elebentee yeer owld singlol mawl scotch adn teh bag uf toolz. Remooves teh door frum teh Maus’ speshul compartmint. Places teh scotch in teh compartmint adn getz aowt teh toolz _

_Bang – ZZZzzzztttt Owch rrrrrrrrrrrrrr _

Dat shud du it.

_ Luks at teh bottlol uf scotch behind teh glass wif teh brass plaque _

Diss wun iz jusst foar u Maus.


 * princessmu
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:25 pm
 * awwwww!
 * parrothead
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:27 pm
 * Datz byooteemus, dere, WRr. Ai shall sahloot teh scotch evereetyme I uses the CCC. __Sniff__ { { { { { WRr } } } } }
 * MamaCat
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:54 pm
 * Oh, WRr, how wunnerful, and how fitting!

Carola

January 19, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Iz didz nawt noe Maus but himz must hab bin verree speshul.

{ { { { Maus } } } } } } { { { { { Cheezypeeps } } } } } }

Wot a byutimuss pikshur to pai ommage to a trezurred frend.


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 6:38 pm
 * { { { { carola } } } }
 * if yoo haz a chanse, mebbee yoo can chekk owt sum ob teh threds in the “lore and legends” sekshun ob teh cheez town cryer to see sum ob teh advenchurs wif Maus, an get to know him a liddle bit.
 * cricketkitteh
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:20 pm
 * Fanks fur da tip, lunarmommy.
 * Ai too came to teh partee kwite late. Ai always enjoid Maus’ wit and creyaytivitee sew sew much and didunt knowed ennyfing about his passing. Ai had notised his absense fur menny monfs but as ai didunt knowd him persunullee, didunt feel ok askeeng sumwun bout him. Ai haz a sad fur hiz familee.
 * _sniff_
 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:30 pm
 * himz passing wuz just last week. very sudden ob a staph infection. i beleev MaryO fownd owt on Buk ob Face. for a long time before, teh pleh wurks had kept him frum coming heer very much. but evree wunse in a wile him wuld show up an _boop_ a fyoo nozez. { { { cricketkitteh } } }
 * Carola
 * January 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm
 * I will do taht. Fanxalawt, lunarmommy.

glubzmawm

January 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXwxgZfJ3Ak

_gulp_

_snif_

_shuddur_


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 8:37 pm
 * iz luvly { { { { glubzmawm } } } }

gunnersmama

January 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Ai bin lurkin and aiz-leekin awl dae. WUT a wunnermus an hartfelted tribyoot tuu a fren an gennulmun. Sumthymez mai hubcat laffs at mii wen ai shayr cheezland tayls wiff hymn. Ai shode hymn teh brayde an tribyoot for Maus tuudai. He nawt mayk teh ufn ub mii ennymoar aifinkso. He wuz teh HUGH impressifyde wiff alla peepz an seez wai Ai bizzit hear sew offen nao.


 * lunarmommy
 * January 19, 2011 at 8:38 pm
 * iznt it wunderful, so many peeps sharing memoreez an paying respeks. { { { gunnersmama } } }
 * Carola
 * January 19, 2011 at 8:40 pm
 * { { { gunnersmama } } } } } } }
 * Carola
 * January 19, 2011 at 8:44 pm
 * Oh! Part of taht was eeted!!!
 * { { gunnersmama } } }
 * Carola
 * January 19, 2011 at 9:40 pm
 * How stranje — it will nawt let me rite { { { { gunnerspapa } } } }!
 * tessm
 * January 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm
 * { { { gm } } } iz whut maykes cheezland such a speshul playse.
 * ai haz sed it mannee tymes (even to a reporter wunse! :shock: ) — this be wun uv the unique-est websites inna wirld, wher everywun plays nyse. how unusual an spechul that iz, when peeps IRL are offin rude and uncaring to otherz.
 * ai haz a prowd to be part uv it, and to have bin arownd “back inna day” to witness sum uv owr Maus’s finest momintz.
 * ai iz glad too see alla old frenz heer today to pay tribyoot to Maus, and to owr community of cheezfrenz, the shaping uv which was doo in no small part to him.
 * (an gud to see noo frenz too! :)
 * heer’s to you, Maus! ai will miss u and ur _heddesks_ and _faysepaws_ moar than ai can say.
 * _faysepaw_ _heddesk_ (but sadlee, nawt for funny pun todae.)
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 20, 2011 at 12:58 pm
 * Ohai gunnersmama! Wut a wunnerful hubbycat yu has tu tayke teh thyme tu reed wut yu shode him adn respekt wut maykes yu happee. Sum peeps wud nawt even bothur tu luuk behynd teh lolspeak adn sillehness tu sea teh caring adn kyndness uv teh Cheespeeps. { { { { gunnersmama adn hubbycat } } } }

gunnersmama

January 19, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Fankeez lunarmommy an Carola…

{ { { awl teh sad cheezpeepz an ebbrywun sharin dare Mauske-tearz tudai } } }

keshet

January 19, 2011 at 9:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10mwsTp9SRM

Dalicat

January 20, 2011 at 12:29 am

Gud nite Maus, mai u rest en peas.

booklion

January 20, 2011 at 12:37 am

So mutcsh beeyootiful moosic was postified, but here’s anuvver one, mebbe nawt so beeyootiful, but I gnow Maus lyked it. I hoepes evverywun who lykes to singga hassa chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ
 * Nennepus
 * January 20, 2011 at 1:16 am
 * _smiles through the leeky eyes_

Ms Kitty-kitty Puss-puss Meow.

January 20, 2011 at 2:46 am

LIef iz shawt enuf as it iz, but fer sum, it iz far tuu shawt – fer thoes ob us left behynd tu greeve adn wunder why, theer aer butt memareez tu hold ontu.

Ai neber met Maus butt fer him, his famb adn awl his Cheezpeeps mai hart weeps fer yu.

Hold ontu yur preshus memareez. Adn fer thoes ob us blest tu stil be heer, pleeze tu start riet noaw tu maek yur own preshus memareez ob thoes wii luv adn cherish, noe matter hoaw smawl, fer eech wil drift intu yur hart wen needed tu comfort yu.

Ai chose Eva Cassidy ‘The Water is Wide’ – ai hoep teh werds ken offa sum komfort fer eberybuddy.

Awl mai luv adn strengf tu eech ob yu. xoxxo Ms Meow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAqWQbzFXiQ
 * OzcatMum
 * January 20, 2011 at 2:52 am
 * Fankees Ms Meow – berry byootimus sawng. Byootimus werds frum u as well. { { { { Ms Meow } } } }
 * Ms Kitty-kitty Puss-puss Meow.
 * January 20, 2011 at 3:14 am
 * { { { OcM } } }
 * Songs hab alwayz bean a grate sauce ob komfawt fer mii – Mr Meow sings adn playz dis song on hims geetar adn pa-nannoe – anudder bootaful memaree ai haz stawed away ob him adn wun ob teh menny reesuns ai lubs him. Ai hoep Maus’s fambalee haz taeps ob him playin adn singing tu comfort tehm too.
 * Eva Cassidy wuz anudder peep taken far tuu erly butt em glad her musik libs on.
 * OzcatMum
 * January 20, 2011 at 3:18 am
 * Yesh, songs can be a big comfort. Can awlsew maek meh cri eben moar, butt(!) taht iz nawt alwais such a bad fing akshurlee.
 * CatBurgh
 * January 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
 * Oh, MsKkPpM, Iz crying nao. Mai mom adn I often sang tihs sawng wen I was a kidlet. She sang mellowdy adn I sang harmunny. She crost teh brij ober twenny-fibe yeers ago, adn I miss hur stihl. Cans hardly tyep becaws ob sobbing. Fankees for teh rememberries.

Aon duine

January 20, 2011 at 7:11 am

Ai haz a splort! oh noes! Ai no waz warin me protektif goggles!


 * doctorcat
 * January 20, 2011 at 11:00 am
 * Oh noes! Cheezpeep daon! Here comes teh CCC…
 * Sry 2B l8, Aon Duine. We wuz all at teh parade. Here…
 * _gently scoops up branes an rinses dem with single malt scotch_ Sry, dass wut we has at teh moment. _replaces hedbonez and ducky tapes dem togedder, pulls CHRG (wdoi) titely over AD’s hed an sekures it wif moar duckytape_
 * Dere, nao u is unsplorted. Here is a floofy blanky an sum hot chonklit. Make urself comfy in teh splort recobbery ward. U be rite as rain in no time!
 * (I hopes I did dat rite. I duzn’t has so mush egg spear yents wif teh CCC.)
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm
 * Yu did berry gud, doctorcat! Sorree Aon duine…we wus awl at teh memoryul parayde fur Maus hoo wus a grate Cheezfrend.

lexiecat

January 20, 2011 at 8:10 am

This is so incredibly sad.

My deepest sympathies to Maus’s family and friends.

{ { { { { to all cheezpeeps } } } } }

WSL

January 20, 2011 at 10:24 am

This is post 666 and the kitty has the most bluest eyes I have ever seen. The coat is remarkable bright as well.

faemaochasiubao

January 20, 2011 at 11:28 am

This sawng maykes me think uf hao we shuld rememburr to enjoi awr thyme tugedder wile we kan. It iz a variayshun uv teh sawng bai Teh Merry Wives of Windsor. Dis is awl ai cud fynd fur tu heer dis sawng bai dem:

http://new.music.yahoo.com/merry-wives-of-windsor/tracks/

Ai enjoi teh thyme ai spend wif mai Cheezfrenz heer adn give yu awl a big _schmoo_.

_lais awt a full bar wif sordid alkehawlik adn non-alkehawlik drinkees foar eberywun tu enjoi wile heer at ICHC._

Ai herd uv teh restaurant in teh Princess Mu Meadow areya cawled NOM. Ai wud liek tu fink it wud be a gud playce tu gathur wif frenz fur a drink anna chat.

Here’s a Health to the Company

Kind friends and companions, come join me in rhyme

Come lift up your voices in chorus with mine

Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain

For we may and might never all meet here again

Here’s a health to the company and one to my love

Let us drink and be merry with blessings from above

Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain

For we may and might never all meet here again

Here’s a health to the sailor lad that I love so well

His style and his splendor, sure none can excel

There’s a smile like no other, when he lays in my arms

Sure there’s no one in this wide world that can do are love harm

Here’s a health to the company and one to my love

Let us drink and be merry with blessings from above

Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain

For we may and might never all meet here again

Now his ship lies at harbor, and ready to sail

But our love is the strongest, has no chance of fail

Although he must leave me now to go conquer the seas

He will come back as always with his love for me

Here’s a health to the company and one to my love

Let us drink and be merry with blessings from above

Let us drink and be merry, all grief to refrain

For we may and might never all meet here again

FionaTHEcat

January 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm

~an Ohaiku fur mAus~

Picard orders tea:

“Earl Gray, Hot” while Data hums

“Pirates of Penzance”♪

Worf is playing cards

But does not know how to bluff.

He will lose again.

Riker shaves his beard

So Deanna will notice.

She can read his mind. ;)

Meanwhile, Spot the cat

Is assimilating fish

in the ready room.


 * catena
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Shatzeesmom

January 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Ai new ai cud nawt enjoi (?) teh parayde at wurk (leekee iiz, yu noe) So’s ai am katching it awl tudai. _luks arownd fur one uf LCB’s (nawt uzed) Depend masques adn lites Petunia Zippo_

CC bless yu, Maus

{ { { Maus’s famblee adn Cheezpeeps } } }

Harry

January 20, 2011 at 8:12 pm

Maus will be missed. He was always so helpful, to new cheezpeeps and old. This clip showing how he met Petunia shows his joy in life, and his caring nature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjne9AW_UzQ [ed. note: original video has been taken down; I think this is the same thing]

KCTailkinker

January 21, 2011 at 3:35 pm

_hazasad_ O maus. Ai iz layte. Agin. Butt, Ai wanted 2 tell u ai will rememberer u awlways. Ai haz a sad. ai cudn’t do dis. No, ai cudn’t. It turns owt dat wii hab teh sayme infekshun butt ai libbed and u went ober da bridj. Dat wuz nawt rite. U gawt a fambly butt ai nawt hab wun. Dat nawt rite. It shudda ben meh to go ober the bridj and nawt u mai deer Maus. U ar so funnee and so caring. U so tallented. Ai haz a sad. U ar teh Maus and dere will be no uvver. Deer maus, Ai will miss u untill Ai go ober teh bridj ad den wii will go and mayke Lols an play and do the nutkraker and play wif teh hart kittehs & goggies and uvver deer behbehs and hab tee and cukies wif frens hoo hab gone ober the bridj and hugz lubbed wuns wii hab missed for so lawng. Deer maus, Ai miss u. Awlways, hedbonks & purrs. Soon, Ai will see u and wii can mayke awl the LOLs. Deer maus.


 * booklion
 * January 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
 * Oh KCT….yu brakyes my hart…
 * { { { { { KCTailkinker } } } } } }
 * Yu haz teh giftie ov life…yu muss LIVE it.
 * FionaTHEcat
 * January 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm
 * KCTAILKINKER!! you quit breaking booklion’s heart RIGHTTHISMINUET!!
 * you survived, and I know that must be very hard for you, BUT (!)
 * you has to get weller and weller and weller.
 * We NEED you to be here with your quick wit and quiet humor, and loving ways. And we really duz care wut happnz to you.
 * Don’t give me that look young lady.
 * You are part of THIS family, pleeeeeeeeease don’t go away.
 * Please ?
 * _wonders if i has stepped out of line_
 * Karen
 * January 22, 2011 at 6:37 am
 * Yesh, wut Fiona said!!1!! { { KCT } } }
 * Griffyn
 * January 22, 2011 at 10:46 am
 * Fiona – no, I don’tfinkso taht ewe stept owt ov lion…(kwik, git en teh kar!)… I hope that KCT knows in her hart taht we lub hur two an, an, an are sew grateful taht she’s among us…Maus was Maus, and KCT is KCT…and if there was ever any doubt of the feerceness of that vile infecshun, we know that it knows no boundaries… Take care of yourself KCT – make the healthy choices for You, Your Health, and for your friends who are concerned. We Lub’d Maus, and We Lub You Too! { { { KCT } } } } }
 * Griffyn
 * January 22, 2011 at 11:51 am
 * weirdpress is bein’ ?weird… here’s the rest of my poast: { { { Maus’ famblee } } }
 * Cattails
 * January 23, 2011 at 7:16 pm
 * Wraps a soft kitteh blanket around KCT. Evry cheezpeep iz needed here. We each has a porpoise here. KCT, ur cheezfrens love u. { { { { KCT } } } }
 * onions and petunias
 * January 25, 2011 at 10:49 am
 * yesh – what all of dem said, KCT … sumtimes, it am so hard to unnerstand the ways of the whirrld, and why fings happened the way dey did. But each of us is prechus .. remember, Maus’ was prechus when he was here, and is prechus in our memory; you are prechus, too …
 * { { { KCT and kittehs } } }
 * { { { Maus’ fambly } } }
 * ___ kiks stoopy MRSA in fanny ___
 * iluvchocolate
 * January 24, 2011 at 10:56 pm
 * Hoo toald yu yu haz no famblee????
 * Duz ai knead tu kawl mai buddy in teh Naybee tu kome owt an taek kare ob dat purrsun’s knees???
 * Ai noes it’z nawt teh kynd ob famblee yu wuz finkin bowt, butt(!) iz still famblee.
 * We hart yu lawtz! Yu noes dis…
 * { { { { KCT } } } }
 * momchan
 * January 25, 2011 at 9:26 am
 * Dear, dear KCT, look around. You are surrounded by your brothers and sisters, aunties and uncles, grannies and grampas, and cousins too numerous to count. We are all concerned about you because you ARE family. We all are family, because we CHOOSE to care about each other, and every single one of us is unique and important. Schmmooz and hedbonks and healing beemz to you.
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm
 * KCT!!!!!! If yu eben step WUN paw awn dat bridj ennethyme suun ai iz gunna grab yer tayl, lift it up adn spank yur floofee bottum!!!! Awl Cheezfrens aer yur fambly (weather yu want dem tu be oar knot…kinda liek blud fambly ;) ) adn we awl luv yu! Ai had nawt met yu befoar butt(!) wen ai herd abowt yur fite wif teh MRSA adn hao strong yu fot, it mayde me prowd uv yu! Ai kno iz berry hard fur yu tu be ++++ adn ai admyre yu foar it. If yu eben START tu feel daown, get yur tayl on ICHC adn der will alwais be a frend tu tawk tu. In fact, if yu wud eber liek tu emayo me ai am gunna send yu a message wif mai emayo address adn mai FayceBuuk linky. Dat goes fur enne Cheezfrend dat kneads an ear tu tawk in adn a sholdur tu cri awn! { { { { { { { { KCT } } } } } } } }
 * faemaochasiubao
 * January 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm
 * Oh…yu has nawt axsepted mai frens rekwest yet sew ai cannot leev yu a messij. Well heer be mai FB linkey if yu be wantin tu contakt me:
 * [ed. note: redaktifyed in case ob trollz]

krelm

January 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm

For days now I’ve been trying to think of something proper to say, I can’t…

Maus, you were my friend.

I miss you.

I will always miss you.

Rest well.


 * 4point5kittehs
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:36 pm
 * { { { { { { krelm } } } } } }
 * krelm
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:46 pm
 * { { { { { { 4point5kittehs } } } } } }

iluvchocolate

January 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

I stand alone in the street

From whence came the parade

A rat on each shoulder

Blue jacket trimmed with braid

Waving frantically after:

Come back, please wait!

Don’t go, I’m here!

I’m so sorry I’m late!

My cries go unheard

My tears flow, unseen

The parade has paraded

Is gone from this scene

Ahead, at the front

Of this bright motorcade

In the place of honor,

The King of Parade,

Surrounded by marchers

Each one a dear friend

I was too late to know him

Too late to attend

So alone here I stand

With a rat on each shoulder

In a street, growing dark

With the wind growing colder

My thoughts turn regretful

As the light slowly fades

He was here, all this time,

In so many parades

All that lacked was my hand

Reaching out in friendship

To take hold of his paw

And get a firm grip

Now his final parade

Disappears o’er the hill

The Maus King has gone

And I am here, still.


 * krelm
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm
 * Thank you…
 * { { { { { { Iluvchocolate } } } } } }
 * CatBurgh
 * January 22, 2011 at 2:52 pm
 * That is beautiful, ilc, simply beautiful.
 * { { { { { iluvchocolate } } } } }
 * iluvchocolate
 * January 22, 2011 at 3:33 pm
 * { { { { { Krelm & CatBurgh & All Cheezpeeps Wif Teh Sadz Fur Maus } } } } }
 * Just an FYI, for anyone who is wondering, this poem is not intended to belittle or minimize the magnitude of pain felt by those who lost a close friend, but to express the magnitude of the pain felt by those who see what a dear friend they could have had, and invite each other to share our grief, whichever kind we are feeling, without shame or resentment.
 * _cries silently_
 * Goodbye, Maus…
 * sweetpea
 * January 30, 2011 at 7:37 am
 * oh, it is full of awesome and win. Thank you.

grmawgs

January 22, 2011 at 6:23 pm

And Lady Mondegrene wuz shaimfulee cunspikyou us bai hur absinthe. Maibee hur grene shuz shud be con fist i kaitid. Sry awl tu mis yu nd da fien sen dawf fur aowr Maus.


 * Cattails
 * January 23, 2011 at 7:05 pm
 * Cattails slips in beside Lady Mondegrene holding her paw and sharing a bit of her absinthe. We have not missed teh fien sen dawf, it is here still and will be here for all uf us to vizit wheneber we have a kneed. There iz an infinite supply of shamwows and Leekie iiez Depends. Cattails raises a zippo. Ave atque vale, Maus.

tidmum

January 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm

This Loltribute to teh Maus whoo will always lib awn in the harts ob Cheezpeeps,am testimunt to his grateness.

I hassa awe of teh cheezies.

Dear Maus. King of teh Rodints. Anom.

onions and petunias

January 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

O, Maus … will miss you feercely. Go well into the light.

{ { { { Maus’ fambly } } } }

stagehanddan

January 25, 2011 at 11:42 pm

_salute_

_holds salute, as tears rain proudly down face_

.

goodbye


 * tessm
 * January 25, 2011 at 11:52 pm
 * { { { stagehanddan } } }
 * glad u could mayke it. iz gud to see u, fren.

stagehanddan

January 26, 2011 at 12:10 am

thanks, been a tough year

.

this…………this doesn’t make it any easier.


 * sweetpea
 * January 30, 2011 at 7:36 am
 * { { { { { { { { { stagehanddan } } } } }