Teh Cheez Parayde

Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:24 am

_ Guinness Piggeh scampers awn stayge awn seets at teh peeano _

Whut? Yu has nebber seed a 12” peeanist afore? _ shrug _

Wen ai wus a yung pig

Mai phlonquer tukk mii intu teh sitee

Tu sea a marchy band

She sed: “Sun, wen yu grow up,

wud yu bii teh rokk starr fur teh cheezfrends

adn seeng dem lawts ob sawngs?”

She sed: “Wheel yu repeet dem,

yur cheezhits, adn awl teh re-releeses

teh sawngs taht yu has maed?”

“Cos, won day, ai’ll knead yu,

A phlonquais, tu feed meh in teh summer,

Adn joyn teh Cheez Parayde.”

WEN AI WUS A YUNG PIG

MAI PHLONQUER TUKK MII INTU TEH SITEE

TU SEA A MARCHY BAND

SHE SED: “SUN, WEN YU GROW UP,

WUD YU BII TEH ROKK STARR FUR TEH CHEEZFRENDS

ADN SEENG DEM LAWTS OB SAWNGS?”

Sumthymes ai gets a feline, she’s watchy ober mii

Adn otter thymes ai feels liek ai shud go :shock:

Ai nommed eet awl, teh ryce adn awl teh sosidj in teh freedge

Adn nao eet’s gawn ai want yu awl tu know…

Plz commint awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii

Keep lolling adn comminting awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Adn wib yur hart yu can complaining

Teh cheezes wheel reclaym eet…

A whirrled wib frends adn feelings, frum hugs to heeling beems

No mysery oar hayt oar trolls at awl!

So grab yur cheezmap adn bayving cap

Lettuce showt eet lowd adn cleer

Donut let eet end, nao heer teh cawl:

Tu commint awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii

Keep lolling adn comminting awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Cheezlubb am nawt browken oar deefeeted

Yur Guinness Piggeh marches

Awn adn awn wii lol awl thru teh yeers

_week week week_

Fite awl reel lyfe syndrome adn ower feers

_week week week_

Taek a lukk agen, cos ai can’t LOL wibowt yu!

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee

Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart

Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii

Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park

Ai wanna splain, adn sai “Ai sorry…”

Ai had tu shaybe, ai’ll show yu mai scar…

Crashed mai rokkit chare, nao eet’s awl broken

Missing heer, cos ob stoopy reel lyfe

Ai juss a pig, ai nawt a heero!

Juss a pig, hu’s heer tu seeng tihs sawng

Ai juss a pig, ai nawt a heero!

Ai! Want! LOL!

Commint awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Awltho teh cyoot seems tu bii awl gawn, beleebe mii

Keep lolling adn comminting awn

Yur fayborit LOL

Cheezlubb am nawt browken oar deefeeted

Yur Guinness Piggeh marches awn!

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee

Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart

Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii

Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park

(Commint awn yur fayborit LOL)

Thro a pi, skweeze a manatee

Maek peas in teh whirrled, lebitayte mai hart

Go sai “Ohai!”, pikk mii up adn shayke mii

Wii nom eet awl, wii wanna plai in teh park

(Commint awn yur fayborit LOL)

Nao ai nose

Taht ai can’t maee yu stai

But ware’s yur hart?

But ware’s yur hart?

But ware’s yur…

Adn ai nose

Dere’s notting ai cud sai

Tu chaynge taht LOL

Tu chaynge taht LOL

Tu chaynge…

So many

Hed splorts ai needs a shamwow

But eet’s LOLspeek!

Ees eet hard unnerstandeng

mai _ week week week_?

Am ai so mush demandeng?

Ai is ownlee meek

Am ai so mush demandeng?

_ week week week _

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling

Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no!

Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben

Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Kin yu sea?

Mai eyes arr shyneng brite

Creem awn ober here

Adn teh otter syde

Lukk like an anti-wrinklol meerror

Uff. _ week week week _

Ees eet hard unnerstandeng

mai _ week week week_?

Am ai so mush demandeng?

Ai is ownlee meek

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling

Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no!

Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben

Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling

Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no!

Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben

Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!

Dese cheez sites has awlwais smyled wib mii

Dese cheez sites has awlwais smyled wib mii

Ai sai… :shock:

Ai sea yu lolling neckst tu mii

Wib werds aifortso ai’d nebber speek

A week, unfrendleh lol…

Ai’s going tu bed!

Ai is nawt afrayd tu keep awn lolling

Ai is nawt afrayd to rawk Cheezwhirrled, oh no!

Cheezes, iffn yu chaynge, yu’ll bii forgibben

Notting yu cud post can stawp mii lawggeng awn!