Warm Applol Joos

Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:14 am

Heer am a littlol sawng abowt mai Phlonquer… Ai hopes yu lieks eet, LCB! :-)

Slipped teh erbs intu yur lemming adn lyme

Ai kin feel teh splurge ob yur joos in mai eyes

Ai nebber ment yu anee harm

Mai eers feel warm as dey bleed awn mai foar paws

Ai closed mai eyes fur a whyle…

Skwoze a frosh won wib a payshunt smyle…

Hao kin yu sai taht yur joos is better tahn myne?

Cowlder & cowlder, oh bruther, dey maek eet awn farms?

A blynd man keeps eet in teh hallway at home?

Iffn ownlee ai had a lemon tree bigger tahn mai applol tree, yu cud has one…

So, ai maed eet warm

Clowdeh adn warm

Ai maed eet warm…

Ai closed mai eyes fur a whyle…

Skwoze a frosh won wib a payshunt smyle…

Ai maed eet warm…

Ai maed eet warm…

AI MAED EET WA-ARM…

But yu rip eet frum mai paws

Adn yu sware eet’s awl gone!

Adn yu spilled eet awn Fronk

Juss tu sai taht yu’s won!

But yu rip eet frum mai paws

Adn yu sware eet’s awl gone!

Adn yu spilled eet awn Fronk

Juss tu sai taht yu’s won!

Yu’s won?

Yufinkso yu’s won???

Well, ai skwoze sum mo-oar…

Clowdeh adn wa-arm…

Ai skwoze sum mo-oar…