Lady Mondegrene's Shampayne Resepshun



LastoftheBohicans August 28th, 2008 at 9:01 am Me no shares

aydrean August 28th, 2008 at 9:05 am Congrashulashuns on teh nawt-sekkund, LOTB! Howeber, it lukz liek der be many runnerz-up! All join in foar sillybreshuns?

LastoftheBohicans August 28th, 2008 at 10:29 am I no can danse, I settlz for a Meowgarita or a Niptini.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 9:01 am my munnies is under da cushun of dis fuglee cowch.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 9:05 am at leest I hope tehy is. thats yooshully where my hoomin leeves it.

aydrean August 28th, 2008 at 9:06 am Da cowch be not berry assthetikly pweesiin at awl.

n8 August 28th, 2008 at 9:54 am Dat cowch luk liek north end of sowth-bownd goggie!

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am now, now, don’t be mean. Let no one who has ever lived with “harvest gold” or “avacado green” throw stones. Annyone else remember da awful green shag carpet?

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am sownz moer lyk baffrume sweets ob teh erly aytees to me!

MelONyx August 28th, 2008 at 10:02 am Owls. Mushrooms. Spindly clocks. Waterfall lights.

nookitteh August 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm plastic kitteh cloks wif tales taht wag adn aies taht goggle.

nookitteh August 28th, 2008 at 12:41 pm adn beeeg fork adn spoon n teh kitchen.

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:04 am onlee~est thing werser wuz deh orinj shag carpet….. OOO mai IIIz!!!

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 10:07 am Leest wen yu frow up awn it, nowun can tell!

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:17 am unles dey step awn wif berfutz.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am …at 2 o’klok n da moarnin…

kitsunerina August 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm izzat why they had it in awl teh skools? admittedlee, tehy did replase it wen it started smellin funnee… (abowt teh turn uv teh senchuree).

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:11 am oh mai Cween, wut happind tew Lady Mondegrene?? ai am reddy fur sum champain!!

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:21 am I not too shur wut she meeninged by haf past deh 9 am pitcher. mebbee 10:30 ICHC tyme???

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am cumming, mai deer, in just afyew minutz , oh, ai furgawt tu chek wif Dan abowt da akoostikz. oh, wel, tu lait naow. Iz Janet waring hur emruld tarara? Ai finkso wil be wif us “Yis, plz” tudai. sumbuddee ai hab noan fur sum yeerz naow.

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 10:27 am She glides to the podium, perfect in every way, from the toes of her green pearlized kid shoes, to the elegant full length Thai silk ceremonial vest, to the top of her jade tiara. A susurration rises of “Who is that?” Is that—-? ” Is it really the frumpy old woman we’ve known as Gmawairsgreneshuz? ” Well, maybe it might be. She does have green shoes.”_ She tinks the rim of her $100 crystal shampagne flute with her perfectly manicured fingernail._ “Mai ai hab yur a 10shun plz. Ai haz sumfing tu teling yu”_ A hush falls and she begins to speak_ Welcum, ebreebuddee. It iz mai plaizur tudai tu an ounce dat bai decree ub hur Roil Grashusnes, Cween MJ,_Curtsies in her direction_ dat Ai em tu be noan hens4wurd az Lady Mondegrene, surbing at hur plaizur. Yu mai be cawling me “Yur Roil High Knee”. It wil be wun ub mai asined dudeez tu surkulait amongst yu eech dai traing tu ashur sum bit ub daikorum nd tu korekt yung innurloapurz hoo trai tu cum amongst us showting “F—T!” wen a nyew pikshur iz poasted. We hab menny sillebriteez amongst us tudai, inklooding 1st Duchess hoo haz bin awai nd da Cween hurself hoo wil be leebing sune awn diplomatik asinemint. Nd naow we wil sillibrate. Lord Aahz ‘z mary neerly nekkid yung men, waring nekkeetyz nd 200p bartowlz wil por da shampane wif a splootch ub frambwahz in da $100 cristul flootz, gibbon us bai Dame Janet._nods in her direction_ nd da surbing wenchez wil be pasing arownd da petty 4z, 5z nd 6z. purvided bai Romeow’z asosi8. No ekspens haz bin spaird fur yur njoimint. Let da rebelreez begin. _Again curtsies toward the peers of the realm and floats off with a final toss of cweenfeti._ ήγηλουςφǿƏşψώεαέππάώχ ήγηλουςφǿƏşψώεαέππάώχ ήγηλουςφǿƏşψώεαέππάώχ

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am _enterz deh hawl wif a towsand tinee bublols trailing bhind _She b wearing a lubblee golden bakkless tea-gown, _it sparkilz like deh sunset on deh lake. http://www.simplydresses.com/color/detail.cfm?key=260748&v=PD&cat=gold-dresses _tew kumpleeting deh en sombul, _iz deh byootimuz golden tiara wif rubeez _adn topazez, golden peep-toe shuuz _adn a diamund nekliss frum Tiffa kneez . _her lissinz politelee to Gmaz speech, adn returningz her curtsee._ . Lady Magdelene Mondegrene, I am sew pleezed 2 b having u az mai most loyal adn cherished lady. Ur servicez 2 Cheezland will shurlee b apreeshee~ated bai awl. . _Takez Lady Mondegrene bai hur hand _adn liftingz her in2 a giant bublol. _Dehy floting over Cheezland _sipping sham payne, enjoying deh sillybrashunz _adn frowing cweenfettiz_ .  ♥ ☼ ∆ « ď ± « ¤ § ¥ ~ ª  ₣ « § ¥ ل ש م ╓ ≈ ∂ Ж ¶ º ± ℮ ₪ ۳ φ Þ « Ж Д « ξ ° Ћ з ΅ ¶ ¸ ¿ æ ¤ ¶ º ± £ ¤ ¬ ά Ξ ζ φ Þ « ± מ ¸ ر Д ر ¯ ð ض¬ ♥ ☼ ∆ ª « § ¥ ل ש م« ď ± « ¤ § ¥ ~ ª Ж ¶ º ± « § ¥ º ± ℮ φ Þ « ₪ ل ש مД « ξ ° Ћ з ΅ ¶ ¸ ¿ æ ¤

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am ooh, taht is most luvliest party dress! https://nvuvu.com/collections/dress-boutique

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:49 am finullee. Ai hadz teh hardest tiem wif teh zippey fing up teh bak. http://www.cgi.ebay.com/Perfect-womens-wedding-prom-dress-all-size-color_W0QQitemZ110282437443QQihZ001QQcategoryZ105532QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am ooh, taht iz very elegant! an custom-maed too!! yah, teh zipper wul be hard to reech, tho. but is wurth teh trubble - is most byootymous!

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 11:33 am fank yoo, lunarmommy. yoo are most byootymous, too, wif teh nekklayce an awl!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pm fank yoo lindykat!

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:43 am trailz behind teh Cween holdin her train aloft……….. _wairs teh caboose…..oh nebbermind_ 1st duchess be wairin teh royal amatist opalescent gown wif a crown ob amathists…… surroundin teh duchess is teh fragrance ob shalimar wif jus a tuch ob myrhh

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:44 am teh duchess gratefully aknowligges Lady Mondegrene an welcums her tew the white kassil!! Welcome and congratilasians on yer new position in teh cort!!!

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 10:54 am _in bublol wif cween nd 1t duchess_ Oh, iz awl so lublee. ebreewun lukz so nais. but sum must be bery tu warm in bebketz leik dame Janet. Nd ware iz Mary? Ai wuz going tu sugjist fur hur tu ware teel bloogrene wif hur red hare. ai kent se ebreewun so bery wel frum up heer ina klowdz. Se, ai toled yu dat amefist wud be a gud kulur fur yu,duchess. Lord Aahz nd hiz mary menz nd da wenchez ar duing a gud jawb wif da surbing. Ai hoapz awl njoiz da rasperry flabur in da shampane. cud hab aslo peech shnopz wud be gud.

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am oh is dat wut teh flaver is inna shampain, _hic_ ai wuz wundrin wut it was……… _pushes teh crown back up dat has cum dislojjed_

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am U can haz enny flayvur U wont n ur shampayn. We can haz awl kyndza shampaynz, 2 — jess luk at awl da shampayn fowntinz obber dere at da shampayn bar — n da extree-fyn shampaynz summa da YNNSBz r survin. … U can haz awl U wont, 2 — noe egg-spintz spayrd 4 owr Lady Mondegrene

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:11 am duz tehy haz choklit-flavr shampayne? i not kno muches abowt shampayn, but if tehre wuz sucha fing az choklit shampayn, i fink i wuld liek taht.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am __calls to nearest YNNSB__ Kood U breeng uh glas uv champagne doux frum da bar, n haz da bartindur add uh haf-shawt uv Creme de Cacao? Den breeng it 2 dis nys yung laydee… _nodz 2 lunarmommy_

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:21 am ooh, fank yoo aahz, yoo iz teh gennulman. _sips choklit shampayne_ ooh, nummy! an bubbly! throo majik ob interwebs iz not-alkyholik alkyhol, but i iz feelin a liddle giddy anyway!! _oops_ _crash_

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:24 am oops, sorry _wipes up choklit shampayne frum floor wif layse hankee, grabs nudder choklit shampayne frum passin YNNSB_ LCB lended me teh Hope Dimund, an eber sinse, i haz been a liddle clumzy an akksident-prone… i gibbed it bak to her after i droppd it an borked teh conkret flor in teh dressin rum, but teh effex haznt worn off yet…

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am choklit shampayne??? Dat makes my hed hurt just typin it!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:48 am Trai it b4 U diss it… YNNSB!!1! Anuvver wun 4 da nys laydee heer __nods 2 leeza-b__

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am Leeza-b, I’ze sipping an eau de vie mayded from Douglas Fir! Sounz straynge, but iz wunnerful, trooly teh wadder ov lyf. Frum an Orygun distillery… I shares wif yu. Izzn’t it gud? Yur skwirrls would frolic four weeks on jest wun sip.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

um… letussai… I had a, er, unforgettabul xpereinse wif shampayne. As in, I wish I cud…. _luks dowtfully at teh floot_

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm Aah, but htis is GUD shampaygne. We haz all had teh bad eggsperiences wif teh nawt-so-gud shampagyne, but teh real ting iz hevven. “Drinking teh stars” iz what teh monk suppozedly sed when he first taysted teh bubbloled wine,nd wevver he sed it or nawt, it iz troo! Drinking gud champagne IZ drinking teh starz.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:16 pm okays.. I can try it… but no choklit innit, okays? _sip sip sippysippysippysipppyGUZZLE_ oooh dis IS gud!!

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:18 pm Let me purrs yu sum more….

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm mmmm… well maybee just a skootch. _gentlee tilts booklion’s hands til the floot is full to teh brim_ fanks! _clinkz glasses_ _wobbule on teh hi heels_ _decides to sip a littul slower this time_

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:46 am Shampayne, m’deer? _handz lubblee crystal shampayne glass to deh _Duchess. 2 Lady Mondegrene _klinkee glasses Cheez!!

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:49 am ahhhhhhhh luvely, fanks klink!! cheez!! how nice tew hab ebbrywun here fur yer festibities, Lady Mondegrene!! klink!!

Ladyannabellelee August 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm Mai Ai sai how onnerd Ai am 2 be inbitied 2 dis wunermous ebent. TanQ soe mush, Lady Mondegrene 4 orgunizing ebbriting.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am _golfclapclapclap_ I fink we is going to be graced wif a noo age uv culture and sensitivitee… heer, in owr own deer cheezland. _takes sip of shampayne_ _belches_

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am Thass mai gurl!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:47 am I wood liek 2 uhnowns dat da (noe) cash bar b oapin. Dreenkeez uv awl soartz b uhvaylubble at da bar bai rikwest. . Da shampayn bar b 2 ur rite uv da (noe) cash bar — dere b sebben 5-teer shampayn fowntinz uhraynjded n oardur frum left 2 rite: Brut Natural Extra Brut Brut Extra Sec Sec Demi-Sec and Doux U b wellkumz 2 tayk uh shampayn floot (nawt uh shampayn Zauberfloot) n hep ursef 2 wichebber wun U liek, oar U kin trie dem awl. . Awlsew, da YNNSBz (Yung Neerlee Nekkid Survin Boiz) will b roamin da rume n wood b happee 2 tayk ur oardur sew U nawt b havvin 2 goez 2 da bar ursef, ifn U liek. . Plus, 4 doze wif sewfistykaytid pallitz, summa da YNNSBz will b survin Dom Perignon ‘21, Cristal ‘45, Tattinger ‘52, n Grand Siecle ‘60. . N adishun, awn da taybull 2 ur left uv da (noe) cash bar b da wydist klekshun uv sordid cheeziz, crakkurz, n sordid chokklitz da whirled haz ebber noen. Hep ursef oar U can haz wun uv da YNNSBz fetch sum 4 U.. Win ebbreewun hazza glas uv shampayn, we will b towstin da bestistest weeshiz 2 owr oan Lady Mondegrene!!1!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am _daintyclapclapclap_ _lukin arownd big-eyed at teh elegant cristle chandleers, tryin not to staer (too much) at teh yngs in tehir hansum black ties, oogling at teh $100 cristul floots (glad taht dis is teh interwebs an teh shampayn is majikally not-alkyholik if i wants it to be), droolin for sum petty-6z (yum), lukin at all teh byootymous peeples in tehir beootymous cloves_ i iz werin a “murmade” style party gown in teh fashunable an sofiskitated colur ob “anteek,” http://www.beautifullymodest.com/store/prom-dresses/p815m/ an a lovly string ob dimunds taht LCB lended me. it yoosed to go wif teh Hope Dimund, but i desided bettr not risk wering teh big rok becaws i wuldn’t want anyfing unforchunate to _oops_ _crash_ mebbee aslo bettr not wer teh hi-heeld shooz. so now i am bare-footed unner my luvely murmayd gown. much more comfy dis way.

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:56 am yup. Iz better for da dansin ifinkso. _Twirly, bow, twirly bow minyouet typ dans_

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:57 am _opens fan_ flutter, flutter mai werd, iz gettin a littul warm in here, maybe a lil more shampain will cool me off!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am YNNSB!!1! Breeng sum moar shampayn 4 da Duchess!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:25 am um, i dunno if tahts such a gud idea…

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 11:11 am Dame Janet of Cheezland enters waring hur dark green velvet dress wif “boakt neklind an 3/4 length sleeves. She iz waring teh eerings an tiara she got fur her last birfday, an Chanel #5. . Thank yoo, Lady Mondegrene, fur inviting uz awl to this luvlee recepshun. . _taeks a cristul floot ov shampane frum teh tray being passed bai teh serbin wenches_ May ai purrrrpoze a toast to ar hostess, teh luvlee Lady Mondegrene. An may yoo succeed in yur misshun to spred dekorum _stifled gigglol_ amongst teh cheezpeeps. . An nao, ai believe ai will awlso trai sum ov those delishus petty 4z, 5z, and 6z. _retires to a comfee chair to enjoy teh refreshmintz and admire teh beautiful clotesh worn bai hur compatriots._

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am ahhhhhhhhh Dame J-pak _ai meen Janet of Cheezland_ ai am sew glad yew haz arribed!! i must awai fur a bit tew attend tew sum kassil administratib duteees an i noes nao dat the Cween and Lady Mondegrene will be taiken care ob Hopes tew see yew layter! _1st Duchess floats off in a cloud ob Shalimar_

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am Fankyu so muxh, Dame Janet fur da lublee wurdz. so kined ub yu tu sai. Yu ar lukking lubblee but iz 97 decreas in heer. ai finkso sum ub us wil be taiking orf sum layurz ub cloving sune. Daikourum be dammed.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:41 am Greetinz, Milady Mondegrene!! Ur risepshun b gowin berree whale! But b4 we dispintz wif da daikourum n beekumz less 4mull, we neadz 2 dew sumfin… … _ahem_ __taps side of champagne flute with sterling silver telephone dialer__ TingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTingTing Mai I can haz ur uhtenshun plzthxlissenup? … Awn da okayshun uv da daybyoo uv own oan Lady Mondegrene n herz uhpoyntmint bai own oan CweenMJ, n 2 sillybrayt herz prezzintz wif us 2dai n 4ebbermoar, n 2 givz herz owr bestistest weeshiz 4 awl da suksess n herz noo indevver 2 breeng sum daikourum 2 owr lubberlee CheezLand (at leest tempo rarulee, ennywaiz), I naow purr-poaz uh toast 2 Herz Roil High Knee, da Lady Mondegrene!!1! __holds $100 champagne flute of Cristal ‘45 up__ Cheez!!1!

ladymondegrene August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am fankyu, Lord Aahz fur awl yu hab dun tu hepl wif ebreefing tudai nd fur da kined wurdz. Ebreewun haz dun a fein jawb wif da surbing nd awl luk so wunnurful in dere fein clozez. Iz just a wundurmus dai, awltugevvur. Wil yu be habbing tiem tu tel abowt da NB rebildingz?

ladymondegrene August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm Oh, Ai fink problee nawt. Iz tiem fur clening croo tu cum in nd ebikt us in tiem fur nekst ebent. It haz bin so lublee. Fankyu ebreebuddee fur cumming tudai. ai haop yu awl habbed a gud tiem.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm cheez! _hic_ _oops_ _crash_

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm _wut she sed_ _nap_ zzzzzzzzZZzZZzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm cweenmj!! cweenmj!! _shakes cweenmj bai teh shoulderz_ . Wake up! Ai need to ask yoo sumthing. _ahem_ Phillipe (way down at teh bottom ov the thred_ iz having an “advenchoor” wif a tawl byootiful blond spy drisst in whyte, an a short byootiful blond spy drisst in bloo. . An. . .he iz supposed to be saving the world. But purrrrhaps - just purrrhaps, he needs to be saived hisself. Ai just cant tell. . Cud we float ober in yur bubblol (so we cant be seen) an see if he iz OK??? Ai THINK he can taek care ov himself, being a whilred renowned spy an awl . . .but sumtaims it iz hard to tell.

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:29 am Ebbreewun b waitng wif grate antiss eepayshunz!!! And dere bestest kloze. did u seeing at deh bottum uv deh fred?

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:48 am Ohai, sowwy I being late. I be wearin my berry best opraw dress wid da shiny and strateegickly pownded metal top, and da helmit wid horns onnit. I be wearin big sparklee rynestone irrings dough. Cus i IZ i sowpranow. Nd for dis berry speshul and cibilized occashun I sing very heye and lowd da Qween ob da Nite aria. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSL7ktuZxYw&feature=related P.S. I tink shiny opera helmit wif horns onnit be awlso gud for previntin da splortz. _nod, nod_

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:50 am oh mai, yew dooo luk lubbly, slim cat!! here haz sum shampain!!

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:53 am Oooooo thankee! _clinkee glasses_

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am teh shampain bubblols iz tikklin mai nose!! _achoo!!_ duz innywun noes wen des moozic be startin up? ai can’t wait for a spin around teh ballrum

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am Iz Germin aria so eye singz. “Gahzooondheyet”

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:54 am oh my, taht iz most operatikal!!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am jone suvverland luks kinda liek my mudder-in-law. my m-i-l not sing so gud, tho.

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:57 am not menny peoples sing so gud az Dame Suvverlund.

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am But eyez not so shoor Eyed want D.S. for my M.I.L eeeeder.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:14 am wurld-famus diva m-i-l, mebbe not so graet, akshully

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am LOL

yesplis August 28th, 2008 at 10:32 am iz u me mum? I bin lookin fer shampane and cannot find. LOLcats new name is “yesplis,” as in “cheezburger? why, yesplis, wants cheezburger.”

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am Yur majistee, shud we maibee going doawn tu mingul wif da peepulz. Da vyu iz wunnurful frum up heer but maibee? I fink ai se yesplis daown dere naow nd ai shud toking tu hur sum. da ride wuz lublee. thx.ήγηλουςφǿƏşψώεαέππάώχ

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 11:06 am oh Cween n Lady Mondegrene, yew will haz tew scuse me. ai haz sum importint kassil administratibe dutees tew attend tew. ai will trai tew get back while teh festibiteees continue………. _lubbly parteeee_

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am Sry. mai pooter wuz tempo rarilee indisposed. bai awl meenz wii shud joyning deh partee. _sip sip_ lublee shampayne.

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 11:33 am Dat being a pardee pooper pooter?

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am Ah,, dere yu ar, mai deer. So plzd yu cud cum. (Just da saim az cween haz kep sekrit dat we ar stepsisturz ai haz nawt toled ennywun yu ar mai dortur) did yu getz sum refrechmintz? Lord Aahz haz owtdun himslef seting up da buffay. Nd wen yu getz da tiem yu ken goze tu tybooteak tu getting ennyfing yu liddul hart dezirez.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:32 am in honor ob grand an formul okazhun, heer iz anudder speshul operatik purformase: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lKUOhvdlug

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 11:40 am OMG I LURVES dis one! “oh bwunhilde youre so lubbley” “Yes I know it I can’t help it!” Oh and were’s mous? I tink PETUNIA is in dis video. She can haz secret life as screen star?

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pm yes, i fink petunia mus be as beyootymus az bwunhilde’s horsie. tehy mus be teh same!

amandakat August 28th, 2008 at 2:07 pm an it had a nap -u had to vaccume it certain way then back out to erase footsteps _pleh_

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:07 am oh, yeh. ai hadz teh “harvest gold” furnichure. It was yard sayle gift, an wii had nun, so wii presheayted it.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:17 am I iz catchin up late heer, so: n8: LOL!! Dan: YES! we did have avocado shaggy carpet, and teh fugly avocado/harvest gold applyances, but my parental units gotted em, I had nuttin to do wif it! STN! lindycat: I got a turquoise bloo naugy-hide cowch that way… it was kinda stylish, ackshually! and hay, wut happened to teh tee party?

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:20 am well ai think this cawls fur a liszt………. hiserically ugly fashions avacado green appliences baby blue bathrooms carpet, shag any color d………

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am depressinglee huge ugly flowerz on deh furnichurz e……………

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:47 am ebbrydai corell dishus furnichur apolstered in vinyl grecian columns on teh porch ob teh mobile home h………

1stduchess August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am hula grass on teh outside ob teh bar i wud like to recall teh furnichur an substitoot it wif flamingos in teh yard!!!

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am Mennee uv us wud like 2 b habbing a recawl on deh furnichewer. But not 2 b recawlling deh furnichewer, ifn u noez wut i meen.

divakitty123 August 28th, 2008 at 10:54 am Hevvy carved wuden foh Spanish-stile furnichure Keane big-eye kids Lava lites Mushrooms painted on velvet Naugehyde ennyting O…

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am Opalescent badroom cownterz with gold flex Polyesther curtinz Red hattid gardin nomes Skwarez of carpit T…

Karen August 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm Turkcoyse carz Udderly awkful priinces fones Velbet Elbis W…

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm Watterbedz, da round kind Xtremely brite pink wallz Yellow, pleathr cowch Zebra stripy wallpaper.

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm Way to go Phat Cat! Ai cudn’t think ov a sootabul W - an yoo gotted a purrfekt wun! Did yoo say yoo were an opera singer??? A soprano? What, an where, do yoo sing, if ai mite ask???

Phat Cat August 29th, 2008 at 6:52 am Ohi, Tank u veree much Dame. Sowee, I had to go last nyte. I studeed da oprah, but I jus sings nao for fun and at church. Iz sowprawnoh, but not prefe, perfesi, fer monnies.

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 11:41 am gess itz awl over teh pic, leeza-b.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am We hadded da “harvist gowld” shag karpitz ware I wun growin up. Da “avuhkawdoe green” wuz da kuller uv da karpit n da plyunsiz n da kitchin. … I memberz havvin 2 gitz owt da plastik rayk 2 rayk da shag karpit winebber mai parintcatz b havvin da kumpnee obber. Hadded 2 rayk owt awl da feetprintz n mayk it luk noo agin. _pleh_ _pleh_

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 1:51 pm Warnin, Non-ironic use of fugly furniture detekted.

Karen August 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am Dat were mai mumcat’s faborit kulors - harbest gol an abicato, sigh! Berry sebentiez, aifinkso.

amandakat August 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pm yep.

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:01 am no coke…..pepsi

friscokitteh August 28th, 2008 at 9:13 am cheezburger chezburger pepsi pepsi

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 9:16 am but I wanna mowntain doo!!

friscokitteh August 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am howbout a dubble chezburger, onion rings and a large orng drink! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YId_ArKyoYs

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:39 am _snerk_ I remember dat onna radio……inna 80’s I think.

friscokitteh August 28th, 2008 at 9:49 am I just remember it, not sure from when, but I’ve thought it was funny for a long time! I have told it over and over, but hadn’t heard it in years….just did that search on you tube and up it came…looks like it was just posted this year…..

turtlol August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am yeth, it wuz 2 DJ’s frum KSHE-95 FM heer in St. Louis, Ron Stevens and his Wife, Joy in teh Mawning. Dey did a lawt uv otter comedee fings, but fur sum reeson, dis wun struck a chord wif peeps and becomed famoose.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am I lurvz dat rooteen! I can haz it awn mai Dr. DementoCat’z “bestist uv” klekshun. I nawt b noein it wuz frum uh raydeeyow moarnin shoa, tho…

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:20 am __kwx kwxwwk kwxxkwxxrx, kwxkwx kwx, kwx x kwxx kwxwx kwx__

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am Charlie Brown’s mother orders at the drive-thru

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am I thotted dat wuz “Wonh WOHHNH wonh wonh WONH wonh WONH”

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am … and a LARGE ORANJ DRINK!!!!!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am Sai it wif me! DUUH-BUUHL CHEEEZ-BURR-GURR! UUN-YUUN REEENGZ! n uh LAARJ AAH-RIINJ DREENK!

Karen August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 pm Ai prii-10s nawt 2 sho mai aje an sae ai nawt no wut U taklin’ abot. hee hee - is a liez.

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm Chips, chips!

catsablanca August 28th, 2008 at 9:42 am SNL ref…..FTW!!

friscokitteh August 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am fanks! hubby n i say it all teh time, n one day i had to luk it up for mai kidlets on youtube….nao tehy no whut we’re talkin bout….

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am I memburz seein da eppysoad uv SNL ware dey swopted owt da Pepsee musheen 4 uh Coak musheen. Den da gag wuz uh regler kustimmer wood kumz in n oardur “Cheezburger, chipz, n Pepsee” 2 wich da oanur wood happilee riplai, “Noe Pepsee … Coak!”

Karen August 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm chip, chip

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am Wayter, Can’t u see me?

aydrean August 28th, 2008 at 9:10 am Tha kitteh dus seem to be sinkin at a rapid rate! But tha pink toesies shud grab tha waiter’s attenshun!

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am I in the cheep seats

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am or chintzy seat

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 9:05 am Saem fing!

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm Chintz _snerk_

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:09 am deh cheezy seetz??

Karen August 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm Dey be cheezy ifn kitteh iz berry mesy nom-er.

MiniMoppel August 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am Gimme 5, dood. Wherez the beerz?

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am duz u cownt teh doo claw?

MiniMoppel August 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am Me catsters aways do so.

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am u takez cwedit cahds?

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am oe noeees, tehpinkee toesies!!!!!! AAAAAaaaaarrrrrgghh!!! splort.

aydrean August 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am …Yew brought ma attenshun to dah tesies! Now…Must….SPLORT!

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:10 am oh noez!! deh dredded dubblol splort!!!! CCC! ober heer!!! on deh dublol!!

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:22 am _skreech!!!!! _Deh CCC pullz up. Lessee… deh AfriCat braynez goez in dis pile….. deh aydrean braynez goez in dat pile….. Oar iz it tuther way arownd??? oh, well, braynez iz braynez. _putz haf deh braynez frum eech pile in Africatz hed. _putz deh rest uv deh braynez in adreanzhed. _Pats dem bof gentlee & rapz wif deh dukky tape Heer i gibz u eech a flooffee blankee. _snug, snug. And haz chokklit possum and a nice hawt koko wif wippee creem. Dont wurry bowt deh braynez mixup — u eech got at leest haf uv ur own bak.

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:26 am knaf u JMneewc!! … ho ho i knif nifmus zi gnorw!!!

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 9:29 am Heer haz dis mirrer, dat mite put fings rite

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:32 am Phew! Thankee annipuss. Dat gaves meh sush a headake.

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:35 am oh deer. sry bowt dat. _opunz AfriCatz hed. _flips braynez ober. _Kloses hed. _Sea curez wif duk taype. Howz dat? u feline bedder?

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:41 am yesh fanks u, sips teh hawt koko, sipp, sipp, sipp - yum!

Katzi August 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am No tomaytoes pleez

siobhan August 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am whut? noe tomaytoes? y?

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am Sam and Ella’s

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 9:29 am Tsk - it wuz teh pepperz & nawt teh tomaytoes.

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 10:02 am in MD tehy were nawt servin teh t’maters inna wrestrants adn stuff 4 months

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am huh?… wut?…. O. i get it noaw. just a liddul slow on deh up take.

Gromit August 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am Nooo, not de liddle pinkytoze!!!! Splort!

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:28 am Anuzzer splort!!! _slidez down fred wif teh CCC. Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!! . _Klonk!! (hard landing) _Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee awla braynez inna pile. _Scoop, scoop, scoop. _Tuk, tuk, tuk, awl bak in deh hed. Ooops 1 trying 2 b getting away. I cautting him!!! _Tuk, tuk. Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz _fastenz chin strap. Tuk u up in deh softee floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 9:41 am Pinky pinky toepads! Pinky pinky toepads _wiv teh pances and teh caypers_ LuvB Wher R Yu!!!! (teh orijinul com poser ob teh Pinky pinky toepad sawng)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am Yes! LuvBJones!!! Com bak. An dans and caper fur us again! ‘ But ambercat, did yoo see?? BOF Tony James AND Paws4Thot were heer = yesterday oar the day befoar, Ai think. ‘

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 10:00 am Ai did spot Tony’s flai-bai visit - he is mai brudder form anudder mudder! But Ai missd Paws4Thot. Ai tink bringing LuvB an Gayla34 bak into teh fold, an gettin Medicated Maiden an Kermit IRL postin agin shud be yur nekst mishun - ahfter yu com awn a visit to TTI, ob corse….!

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 11:48 am This must bee it! Hao ai wud luv to get tehm bak heer. An Teho too! an Mellissa. An stend - we need stend eberee day!! An Cookie’s Human.

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 10:09 am Wayt….wut?! Ai arnserd yu - wher’s mai replai?! Bah! Wierdpress has eetedit! Harumph!

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am I can haz boostur seet?

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:19 am Burger me!

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:22 am ummm… u wantz meh to whut?????

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:28 am That means “Throw a burger into my upraised hand.” Usually teh beer-drinking, sports-watching ‘merkun male sez this. I most certainly did not mean “make me into a burger.” So kindly remove me from teh meet grinder with a kwickness, plz? kthxmymamadidn’traisemetobenoburger

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am It cood b dat da kitteh b nommin at Lambert’z Kafay — da Oanlee Hoam uv Throwed Roalz http://www.throwedrolls.com

turtlol August 28th, 2008 at 10:27 am AI LUBS DAT PLAYZE!!!! Nawt onlee teh frowd rollz but dey has wunnerful okra. If yu lykes dat sort uv fing, dat iz… Ai hazzint been dere in a wile. Gotta has a Road Trip!!! Fanks fur reminding me, Aahz!!! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, itz awf tu Sikeston, MO Ai goes…..

Phat Cat August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am Ohhhhh Me 2! I misses da middlewestern. (sigh…)

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:15 am “leest dey nawt fisshhee liek at Seaddul froed fisheez .pleh.

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 9:56 am speeken of Ew Ew. Ewewewewewew. Ew! “merkin” male???

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 10:00 am i b thinking deh deffee nishun uv “merkin” removez deh possibility uv male.

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 10:08 am “This usage is sometimes fully aware of the standard definition but can also be aninnocent alternative spelling of [American] ” 1der can wii call LCB inerscent in this caze?

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:04 am That’s why I specificamally writed it wif a “u”. Altho I did useda go to a Dr. Mirkin. He was my durma… dharmatolo… skin doctor.

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am a dharmatologicst can bee vry yoosefull

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am adn apothocarries for definitioning yer characters LBC

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:27 am WHAT ?!? Here, now…………in front of everyboddy?

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am Psssst - SHD … der wuz a “r” aftur teh “u.”

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am Ew. Ewewewewewew. Ew!

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:35 am agreed

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:37 am heer u goes, 1 tripledekker wiv bacon, mushrooms an swisssss cheez. oh, an a gold plated burger 2 mak upz fur teh 1 dat gotz stolded be4.

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am kthxnom! I knoes I swallered teh gold plated burger, but that way no one can steel it. And I’m sure they won’t want to wait around for it.

catsablanca August 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am Moar ew ew ew!!!!

princess_kitteh August 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am nom nom nom… tasty cheezburger!

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:50 am gladz u likez it. i maded enuf fur ebereebuddy!

princess_kitteh August 28th, 2008 at 10:02 am kthx! I can has nuthr 1? iz hungry kitteh today.

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am Ai neerlee postid sumfing dat wud meen Ai’d haz 2 stai in teh NB awl ebenin…

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 9:38 am Yoo??? Nebber happen, Annipuss. :lol;

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 9:42 am mai pinkee weekness, let me show it to yoo

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:44 am I wasn’t sure at first whut u meaned by that and I almost hadda go check in for a extended stay at teh NB also.

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 9:48 am wall, wii are supposed to be showin our bestest behavior sometime on dis pic, mebbe wii better nawt be sent to teh NB yet.

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:50 am or, one could go to the Barn now and get it out of your system for later on.

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am tehn yoo miss teh reception, SHD. Tehy mite be havvin noms!

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:55 am then ya do it real quick-like, right?

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 10:06 am A quickie in teh Nawty Barn?

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:07 am We’ll has to check wif teh zoning commishun to see if we can has a Kwikkee Barn.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:10 am wut’s the point of bein nawty if u has to rush throo it? If I did the crime I need 2 do the time, rite?

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:12 am Well, diffrent peeps has diffrent preferences. Sigh. Ok, we will also check into havening a Slow Comfortable Barn tooo. Happy now?

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:12 am Oar tayk ur tym dewin da krym, I finksew…

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 10:14 am Ai needz tiem 2 do teh crime

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am Stoppit yoo guise, ai R laffing so hard ai can’t wurk!!!

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am Slow Comfortable Barn Against teh Wall?

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm izzat like a tupenny upright?

judson August 29th, 2008 at 4:14 am “I’m nawt nodding guvener, it seems you’ve tucked in a bit of me scarf”

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am ai finkso NB iz clozed tudai fur finsh up sum smal fingz ub reduing. Lord aahz wuz going tu tel awl wutz bin dun tu fikz sins da fyr. Ges hez bin tu bizy yet tudai.

AfriCat August 28th, 2008 at 9:47 am heer u goez, u can has 1 1950s baving cap 4 u. Pink wif see shellz. CweenMJ gaves it 2 meh. ai is otay naow. u can has it ifn u wantz.

Ambercat August 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am In TTI (Oop Norf, partickerly) we sez b_gger me as a ekspeshun ob Sir Prize

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 9:45 am And in teh ‘merica, we sez “beer me” as a expresshun of “give me a beer.”

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 9:50 am wii haz a sayin fer serprize taht sure wud put mii in teh NB

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 9:54 am possible yer referrin’ to the americanized version of the TTI “B” wurd? . AKA “da F-bomb”

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am _nods knowingly_

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am yeh…off to teh NB

cweenmj August 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am I fink I going tew putting on mai finereez 4 Lady Mondegrenez resepshun. Wundn’t wanting 2 b underdressed!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 9:47 am Ai hav awn mai forest greeen velvet dress (ai know - too hawt fur summer, but it iz so prettee), wif a V neck an full skurt. Mid calf lengh. Ai will be bak - ai hav an appoyntment af four. An will hurreee bak as fast az ai can!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 9:57 am I can haz mai blak dubble-brestid tukseedoe wif wyt tab koller shurt, blak silk boe ty, n blak patint levvur pumpz. Win I inturz da bildin, I awlsew can haz mai wyt silk skarf, wawkin stik, n kullapsibble blak silk opruh hat. … Awl da YNNSBz (Yung Neerlee Nekkid Survin Boiz) b dekt owt n deyz bestist prest blak silk boe tyz wif wyt 200p linnin towlz obber deyz left arm, jess waytin 2 b survin awl da fyn laydeez n uhtinduntz…

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:04 am mah, mah, evverbuddy luuks sew elegunt! Ai will havz to get mah finery owt ov teh wardrobe

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am Well, sinse itz onlee a cuppla days til Labor Day, I decided to ware wite. So I has a wite sundress on, wif wite strappy heel sanduls, which is hard coz I is a big ol klutz in heels. I iz tall alreddy so I don’t ware em much. _stumbles, catches self_ But the wite does make me luk like I has a tan.

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am Um, hao tall is yoo mai twin? (Ai R 5′10)

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am I fink u know teh answer….. 5′10″! No foolin..!

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:27 am yoo’s not using the metric system, r u?

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am Metrik sistem? Dat wud translate to abowt 16 feet!!!

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am

stagehanddan August 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am nao thazz beeg gurl…….wuff.

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am Ai R waring a berree elegant gown: marketplace.burdafashion.com/product/50129-Edles-viktorianisches-Ballkleid Adn jet joolree, ob corse.

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:32 am Ai trie again: http://www.marketplace.burdafashion.com/product/50129-Edles-viktorianisches-Ballkleid

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 10:37 am Nope, dere’s no dubya dubya dubya, just h t t p : / /

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:40 am Oooo… I has a

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am o btw DK, did u see where I axed teh other day if we cud all come stai wif u to see teh 2010 Lolympics?? We cud just carpool from yr howse to Vancouver, rite?

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am Oh yah, iz onlee abowt 2200 myles…. Yoo cud awl kamp owt in mai bakyard!!!

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am Dat sownds like a plan! RODE TRIP!

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 11:31 am Yay! Rode trip! See yoo Tunadai, ‘k? Haz a GRATE weekend!!!!!!!!!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:53 am O mai, mai, mai — derez nuffin liek Viktoreeyun stiel… I absutivlee, pozuhlootlee lurvz dat dress! I jess hasta haz da nawt-sekkund dans wif u…

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am _blushes_ Ai wud be onnered, Lord Aahz. _wispurrs_ Ai hoep yoo R nawt reelee short? Acuz ai R 5′10.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:13 am __wis-purrs bak__ I b 6′1″ __calls 2 orchestra__ Waltz, plzthxmaestro! __strains of Blue Danube fill the hall__ __escorts 4.5K to the dance floor__ __leads her in a masterful Viennese waltz__ __finishes with a flourish__ Fankyoo, milady! U dans berree waol! __bows, kisses 4.5K’s hand__

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 11:20 am _stil blushing, in a most apeeling wai, if seh duz sai so herselb_ Oh, fank yoo, Lord Aahz! _holds belbet trayne n curtsees deeplee_ Naow where be does YNNSBz? Ai needing sum shampain after dat!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:26 am YNNSB!!1! Breeng sum Cristal ‘45 for 4.5K!!

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am What a lobberly dans yu two did!. teh word “Masterful” haz maded me melt…. Aahz, yu r magnificent! Yu too, diamond kieeteh.

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 11:41 am Yes, ai enjoyed waching it veree much. An 4.5Kitteh, taht iz a troolee sutnning dress! Hao eber did yoo find it?? an yoo luk kwite stunning in it, ai must say.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm Doan luk naow, 4.5K, but I finksew sumwun taypted us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tESCP-cNKM

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm _Sum owrs later, 4.5K trips down teh stares, followed by a NNYSB. Her belbet gown iz rumpled, n her jet tiara iz askew._ Wut? Ai wuz in teh laydees’ rest ruum. Ai wuz…er… resting! Yas, dat’s it! Resting!! _Sees 3 Cattails n follows her to next fred_

Ladyannabellelee August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am I am wareing mai blakk belbet gown wid teh lawng trane.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:40 am ooh, taht iz most elegant!

2wh2blk2stripey August 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am _slips in 4a sips of shampain & becuz she likes dress-up_ http://www.starbulletin.com/2001/11/05/features/artp.jpg _slips owt as too shy/bewildered/mystified to say awerd_

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 11:55 am 2wh2blk2stripey, yoo are so elegunt! Ai lubs ur gown!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 5:39 pm oooohh….

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am Oh, Aahz, yu are so hansum!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:47 am O, fanky booklion — ur 2 kynd … Innerstin fing iz, I reelee can haz awl dat IRL  I wared it 2 C Fantum uv da Opruh at da Foks Theeaytur, amawng uvver playsiz…

abbycat August 28th, 2008 at 10:15 am Butt when teh re-sep-shun? by half-past pikshur, means haf-way to nex wuv? anuvver 20 minutts? ai will melt in my blak dres, it is 95 degreez heor tudai. But ai want to luk mai bestest, and dis dres iz it. An I haz on my copper chane male collerhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/29830015@N06/2789018402/, that is (ifn ai duz say so myself) superb, an werthy of the formalestest resepshun. When it start? (I putted in a linkie, so probably resepshun start befoar mai commenz getz spitted up by WP.)

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:27 am ooh, taht iz very fansee. very formal-resepshun-wurthy.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:11 am i haz piked owt my party gown, xsept i kant deside, shuld i wear teh dark wun (”raisin”) or teh lite wun (”antique”)? soo hard to deside, tehy iz bof so purty… http://www.beautifullymodest.com/store/prom-dresses/p815m/

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am an mebbee LCB can hlep me pik wich neklass to wear, her iz gud judj ob tehse fings…

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am Try this one on. I picked it up at a place in DC: http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_Diamond

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am ooh, taht wun’z verry nice. duz it com wif inshurants? just askin.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am i meen, wuldn’t want anyfing untoward to hap — _oops_ _crash_

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am U hasta be teh extry careful! Don’t u knoes that diamants are a girl’s best fren? I mean diamants are teh hardest substance? Aside from teh shrink rap on a noo CD, I means. Look, u scratched a hole in teh cement flore!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am oopsie  mebbee i better stik wif teh smaller wuns. yoo gots qwite a selekshun tehre.

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am No, it comes wif a string of smaller diamants. U want to borrow it? It looks vry nice on u.

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am I wuz wundrin Y I nawt b seein it lastist tym I wuz dere…

annipuss August 28th, 2008 at 10:17 am Caerful, doan’t let LCB noe u has neklassis - her taeks dem owtside 2 see wot dey lukk liek in teh lite an den dey banish.

abbycat August 28th, 2008 at 10:20 am But my neklass is all copper, no silver, no goldenness, no dymonds. Lots of time but noe munnies, mabye LCB not interustedd.

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am I dunno, is it shiny? Lemme see. _grabs abbycat’s neklass and takes it outside_ _comes right back in because it’s raining outside_

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am Caynt C it n da lyt? Wat ifn it b uh lyt rayn?

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:56 am Dis was teh kine of rain where it wasn’t raining cats and dogs. It was raining lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!

Aahz August 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am It’ll b K, LCB — haz currij! Currij!

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 11:31 am I fink u must be gettin wut we gotted yesterday… we had elebenty inches of rain here. Wif the noos showing peoples appliances flotin down the ribber…. Warshin machine.. nawt so cleen anymore!

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am Teh sad remnants ov Fay finally reacheded us tihs afternoon. Jeust a gentul rain now….

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 11:57 am _sigh_ an heer, wii still nawt can has rayn. _lindykat luuks at clowds taht won’t rayn_ _sigh_ ebbryting is gettin teh brown.

lolcatburglar August 28th, 2008 at 10:15 am Wif ur dark coloring and ginormous green eyes, I think teh “antique” one. But teh other is purty also. Mabye u could ware both?

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am kwik change artist?

aydrean August 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am Persunali, I fink I prefur ‘Antique’. Dunno why- they iz both predy purdy!1

friscokitteh August 28th, 2008 at 10:18 am wich wun luks bestest on yew, ifinkso…….iffa yewr darker complectioned, tehn teh liter wun…iffa yewr liter complectioned, tehn teh darker wun wood be betrer.

nellielol August 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am ohai…i iz new here….i just made a lolcatz and iz wundring how to getz it on pages 1 soz evvyonez can sees it…

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am it hasta get voted on an be verry verry lukky. tehy getz elebenty-fousands ob submishuns ebree day, so iz verry hard to get to frunt page. but wut yoo kan do is maek yor name turn bloo (see cweenmj’s profile for how-tooz, she’s up above at teh party, just clik on her bloo name) an tehn ebreewun can com to your profile an see yor LOLs! welom to ichc, put on yor bestest party finery an joyn us up abov for teh grand shampayne resepshun!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am yah, i fink i goez wif teh “antique.” iz very sopisci - sophiscat - klassy culor. IRL, iz iz sumwut, um, pastier in teh complekshun tahn my abatar. but dis is majik ob interwebs an cheezland, wher i luks gud in ebreefing! an tehy eben haz my size - 12+extrafloofy!! i do lieks teh darker wun, tho. i uzually wers darker culurs. iz my inner goth comin owt.

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am Yu luks bery beeyuu tiful., lunarmommy.

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am _Booklion komz in wearing a twilight blue dress wif sweetheart nekllion, showing enuff cleavage to intrigue, but nawt so much az to satiate or end teh story before it beginz. Wearing a lapis necklace in seberal strands, and lapis lion earings. Goldy blonde and silber hair framez her hed like lionz mane. _ Ooh, I luvs teh shampaygne. Nd teh serbing YNNGS, too.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm ooh, fank you, booklion, yoo luk very byootyful too

nightshayde August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am Teh “raisin” wun, aifnkso.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm yah, i liek taht wun too, iz hard to chooz… i buyed tehm bof so now i haz too party gowns!

Werdycnan August 28th, 2008 at 10:30 am Ohai, ebbrybuddiz! Ai iz cheezburger delibery persun. I maded yew a cheezburger, but ai eated it. lol! iz been tew lawng. lol

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am hi werdycnan! yooare just in time for teh grand elegant resepshun, so go put on yor bestest finery!

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 10:38 am Werdy! Kwik get on ur bestest clothes, u is just in tiem for a tea resepshun and sellabrashun! /\ up above

ladymonde August 28th, 2008 at 10:44 am Oh, iz lublee tu se yu mai deer. Iz so nais yu cud cum tudai .Yu ar lukking lublee, az uzual.

lindykat August 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am _curtseys graycefully fer ladymonde_ Sry ai gotted dressed erly. Yoo luk most stunning.

4point5kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am ohai yung slooth! Gud to C yoo. Wut has yoo bin up to?

Werdycnan August 28th, 2008 at 4:23 pm ohai, ebbrybuddies. ai’z just ben rpging. lol, klicky awn mai naym ady yoos seez wut ai meenz. lol, iz mostly fur yunger kittenz lyke mee, tho. lol

nismo August 28th, 2008 at 10:49 am Kitteh is like a little kid: small and can’t see over anything!

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 11:43 am _pulls up in dark green jaguar_ _steps out, tosses keys to valet parking YNNG_ tuxedo oozing coolness slight air of dangerousness _walks inside_ martooni, plz shaken, nawt stirreded the name is d’Beaker Phillipe d’Beaker _sips martini_ _notices the large diamond_ _notices all the exits_ _notices how cool he looks_ _cue dramatic myoosic_

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 11:48 am _booklion, in dangerus twilight bloo dress, slinks up to PdB._ d”Beaker…._she sez_ I heer yu talk science. Wanna go to someplace private _she leers_ n talk sckience to me?

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 11:56 am _admires dangerous twilight blue dress_ _smiles roguishly_ e to the y dy dx, mai dear. ai beleeves teh garden is byootiful in the moonlight just now …

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm ai suspected she wuz a spy. ai suspected she suspected ai suspected she wuz a spy. ai have my duty to the cween to consider. that diamond to recover. the wurld to save. but, she’s wearing a dangerus twilite bloo dress. ai have always been a pushover for blooness …

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:08 pm she suspekted that he suspekted that she suspekted her suskepkected …wait, how menny suspeketeds r there now? teh spyness iz all fur the hansum man in teh moonlite. Teh man hu haz teh crane (iz that a euphemizm?) to moove teh moon. (hoo boy, iz it hawt in here?)

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm and then- he spotted hur across teh room. a tall blonde, in wite. she had her hair down… but he cud imagine how it lukked up, and teh wite uv her dress had him imajining how she’d luk in a lab coat… bent over, peering into a microscope…

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm Yess, well, but teh short blonde, in teh twilight bloo, had him thinking ov teh teleskope seearching, always searching, through teh depfs ov spayce for sines ov life in teh universe. Teh sparkle in her eyes teh sparkle ov a tausend stars in teh endless sky….

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm hmmm. teh tall blonde, the glint of her hair accented by the white of her dress, searching fer sine-tific truth at teh smallest ob scales, throo teh microscope. The short blonde, the bloo of her eyes and necklace echoed by her dress, searching fer sine-tific troof at teh largest scales of the cosmos. _gestures to NNSB_ bring us 3 martoonis plz. shaken, nawt stirred. and then put that “closed fur repairs” sign at teh intrance of teh garden. . si-ence must fully investigate both the small and the large. must neglect neether of them. its nawt-easy wurk, but sumwun has to do it.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:34 pm The tall blonde, unaware of Phillipe’s gaze, wandered owt to teh garden …. she had herd there was a lovelee Amorphophallus Titanum in bloom…. such a rare event, she had to see….

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:44 pm Teh short blonde, liking a phallus neivver so amorphous nor so smelly az teh A Titanum, akkeselpts teh martiini proffered by teh fabyulusly desireable PdB

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm _clink of glasses_ _sip_ notices how the stars, and booklion’s eyes, reflects in the surface of the martooni …

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pm hello, leeza-b. yew are looking elegant tonite. but, eeww. An Amorphophallus bloom is rare, but nawt so pleasant, akshually. Ai finks instead yew should stay here at this end of the garden. Yew seem to have wandered away frum yer drink; try wun of these martoonis. We can discuss the interdissiplinary science at the micro and macro scales. Then ai has to go recover the diamond and save the whirled.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:48 pm _pulls Phillipe to the side, nonchalantlee_ Mmm…. yes, the flower IS quite… aromatick… but where better to hide a priseless dimond?

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm or, what better way to distract a sine-tiffically inclined spy from looking for teh dimond, by having him focuseded on a botanical marvel … a dimond that would blend in perfecly wif a brillyant white dress?

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:56 pm well Phillipe.. there are botanical marvels.. and then there are… anatomical ones….

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm I meant teh taxonomee exhibit, of corse.
 * blush:

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 12:59 pm _booklion sips maroonie, notissing taht teh berry cool PdB iz in danjer ov falling into teh snare ov teh ekskiwsitely beeyuutiful leeza-b. Meenwhile, teh diamond iz in teh grip ov teh reel villain elsewhere ….

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm _teh blush wuz a bery clevver ploy on teh part ov master…I meenz, mistrees…spy leeza-b. Will PdB be tayken in by it? Wait nd see…._

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm and yew are sure that yew have no dimonds conceeled about you? yew are sure and that you didn’t come into teh garden intending to hide the dimond in the Amorphophallus? and that you aren’t hoping ai will be distracteded by yer byootymousness and nawt notice? and that no one is sneeking up behind me? _spins around_ oh, no wun there. well, there cud have been. maybe we shud have an otter martooni and continue our discussion?

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm _booklion places a grayseful hand on teh arm ov PdB._ I fink we cul haz a more….profitable…diskushun ober here, on teh staryy side ov teh garden. _drops voyse to whisper eben az she turns so cleaveage appears to beswt advantage in teh moonlight_ I noez where teh diamond iz!

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 1:08 pm _admires moonlight_ yew does? then it’s yer duty to the Cween to tell me. The fate of the whirled depends on recovering it.

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 1:13 pm Ah! Booklion is just the distrackshun Leeza was hoping for. _slips to teh back of the room, behind teh musician’s stage_ _removes hairpin and yooses it to unlok teh mane circuit braker_ _lights go owt_ _Booklion finds hurself in the dark wif Mess. D’Beaker_ _Leeza finds teh dimond and conceels in hur… decollatage_

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm _admires PdB’s profyle in teh moonlight_ _non shalontly slips a liddle sumfin into PdB’s glass whyle he iz, as a skientist, admirying moonlight insted of cleavage._ I’ll tell where it iz if yu kom a liddle closer. _PdB komz close enuff so that hiz aftershave mayke booklion idzzy wiv NB-ratyed thots. Just before teh allure ov PdB maykes her chaynge her spy affiliatshuns, he passes out._

leeza-b August 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pm _Leeza passes booklion on teh way owt the door_ Well done. I think we werk togethur purrrrfecktly. I’ll pass teh dimond on to owr contact… and meet yoo at teh designated spot. _Booklion discreetly moves away, leeving Phillipe appearing to nap; she goes thru teh garden (holding hur nose) and meets Leeza at teh servants entrance. Leeza is driving a dark green jaguar._ Hop in my frend! _They drive off in2 teh night together_

booklion August 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm _Booklion pullz out teh champagne flutes nd purs full glasses fr bof. Clinkees glass wiff leeza-b_ Cheers! _Wif only one, yearning backward glans fr PdB. She noes tehy will meet agin._

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 1:36 pm _dreems of byootemous blondes_ _and sparkly dimonds_ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 1:43 pm _Janet, hoo haz been playing wif teh babee possum in Phillipe’s green Jauguar, luks awn wif interest in seeing teh two blondes, wun tawl in whyte, teh odder short in bloo, speed away in at matching green Jaguar._ . _But Phillipe duz nawt appeer_ . _Kisses awl teh babbee possums gudnite. Gets aut ov teh car to find Phillipe. . _Walks around teh garden - suddenlee - in teh moonlite - she see’s a tawl figure lying prone awn teh ground_ . _Pours sum choklit martoonis into a crystol class an puts it under hiz noze_ Phillipe!! Phillipe. Ar yoo awlrite? _shaeks him bai teh shouderz._ Ai think yoo ar sumtaims purrhaps too attraktive fur yur own gud! Teh byootiful blondes hav goen off togedder - wif teh diamond. An nao yoo must be saving teh whillred!! So - waek up. An dont’ feel too bad. There will be odder blondes. Oar - purrhaps these will be bak????? Wudnt surprize me a bit. _Phillipe begins to stir an opens hiz aiez_

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm oooooooooooooo owwwwwwwww did yew get teh number uv that truck? hmmm … chawklit …

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 2:07 pm Yoo meen the truck yoo think runned ober yoo???? LOL!! That wuz not truck!! That wuz two beyootimus blondes vying fur yur attenshun! Since tath shurlee happens to yoo awl teh taim, ai can’t beleeve yoo weren’t a liddle moar careful!! . Wud yoo laik sum moar choklit matoonieez? Oar, purrhaps, since yoo must drive, an teh babeee possum ar in teh car, yoo mite laik just sum tee an choklit biscotti! Ai hav sum rite heer in this piknki baskit. . Afterawl, yoo nebber know when yoo ar gonna need sum ov these things.

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 12:01 pm Ohai, Phillippe. Yoo reelee AR looking veree cool! Ai think ebreewun (cleelee inkluding booklion  ) iz verree pleezed taht yoo cud come. Ai thot maybee yoo wud hav to use yur tux frum teh “advenchoor” trunk! But ai see yoo hav moar than wun! Did yoo leeve teh liddle possums in teh car??? Ai dont think yoo will be needing them rite nao.

Phillipe d'Beaker August 28th, 2008 at 12:34 pm ohai, janet. yew are looking very chic and ellygant. The possums are guarding the jaguar (the car, that is). They makes a gud secyoority system, wif all those teefs.

DameJanetOfCheezland August 28th, 2008 at 12:54 pm LOL! Yoo seem verree “bizzee” tonite, Phillipe! Ai think ai will just stay heer an play wif teh adoruble liddle possums.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 12:18 pm do yoo meen teh Hope Dimund taht LCB lended me? i gibbed it bak to her after i droppd it an it borkded teh conkret flor. but iz still havin after-effects. _oops_ _crash_

sweetpea August 28th, 2008 at 2:11 pm _pops some popcorn_ _gets comfy_ _readmunchreadmunchreadmunch…._

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm Ohai, sweetpea! Wud yoo laik sum choklit marttonees too? Oar sum nice tee an choklit biscottis? Ai hav plentee in this piknik baskit. . Doo yoo want to halp me get Phillip saeflee hoam???? Ai’m nawt at awl shiut that he shud be driaiving.

sweetpea August 28th, 2008 at 4:55 pm sry Janet! i have had unexpected visitorz all day adn mist teh partay… dangit!

sweetpea August 28th, 2008 at 4:56 pm how annoyink! my posts keep disapeeeeering-it must be a spy related conspearasea!! oh noes…

3 Cattails August 28th, 2008 at 3:42 pm Cattails slinks in lukkin liek sumfin teh cat dragged in…oh wate, ai iz ah kitteh…an itz rainin catz an googies outsied. Floofie white an black fur iz wet an matted. Oh noes…meh elegante partee owtfit iz ruined an ai iz laet fur teh ball! _wanderz arond sniffin at teh shampain glasses strewn onna foor_ Mus haf been sum fine shindig heer today. _Laps up choklit shampain frum a glass_ Yummmmy! Grabby paws findin crums frum teh petty 4s 5s an 6s. Yesh…mus haf been sum fine partee. Wanders intew teh next lol tew see wutz happining ther.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 8:01 pm but yoo haz not missd it! keep reedin!!

MarthaV August 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm _MarfaV arrives very late, slipping in quietly at the back of the room_ _She is wearing a long black skirt that swirls like the ones in the Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers movies. The top is also black, but with a gold thread woven through, so that it sparkles with every movement. She has a bright red rose pinned in her hair_ Iz der enny shampayne left? Oooh der it iz. _Takes glass from yng. Sips_ Aaahh! Datz gud. Wut haz ebrywun been up to? U r awl lookin like wilted floowerz.

3 Cattails August 28th, 2008 at 4:09 pm ohai MarfaV! U iz laet, tew? We kin haf ower own partee. A Fancee Feast fur sure. U luk lubbly 2nite. When mai fur dries ai hoep ai iz as beautimous as alla teh otter prittee ladees.

MarthaV August 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm Ai tink der r lotz ub leftobers, ifz wii prowl aroun. _Marfa steps over passed-out person on floor_ Oooh wat a preddy dress. Pittee abowt da rinkels n da chawklet martoonie stains.

MarthaV August 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm Oooh Ai jus foun owt dat Kimkiwi is organizen a piknik in da mu meadow on da top pic. Letz go join em der!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 5:59 pm ohai, marthav _hic_ _oops_ crash_ dont mind me, i’m still waytin for teh kurse ob teh Hope Dimund to wear off. Lolcatburglar lended it to me but it wuzn’t wurkin owt so gud heer, hab a chonklit shampayne _hic_

lunarmommy August 29th, 2008 at 5:32 am marthav, i forgotted to say yesturday (i wuz too bizzee bein kursed by teh Hope Dimund) wut a luvly party owtfit!!

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 5:18 pm __Hashim sneaky creeps in late and..__ __eberyone iz asleep!!__ __sigh__ im late and wearing a navy blue suit and pants and a grey shirt wiff a shiny bluish tie. Im also wearing mah new watch, its da T-touch series!! (in mah dreems…) so… iz any one still here?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs August 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm Hai, Haishim! Ai’m afraid alwmost ebreewun haz goan hoam oar awn to teh next thred. But yoo are looking verree nice in yur navy blue soot. Ai reele laik the grey shurt nadn teh shiy blish tie. Yoo can still go an se what ebreewun did, tho. And nao ai maiself must go to bed! So - gud nite. An remember - if yoo commint eneware, it iz just az tho yoo were akshullee heer.

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 5:41 pm fanks fur da compliments Janet!! but i guess i am a bit too late!! but…. well, next tiem den!!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 6:03 pm ohai hashim! yoo are not too too late, tehre are still a few ob us (or at leest me) still hanging arownd. yoo luks very hansum in yor soot an noo watch! i iz wearin my “raisin” colord party gown (erleier i was wearin the “antique” wun but i changed - yoo kan find teh linkees above) hadda take off my hi heel shoos cawz i kept fallin, Lolcatburglar lended me teh Hope Dimund an now i haz teh Kurse of teh Hope Dimund an keeps dropping fings an falling ober. but teh shampyne is not-alkyholik if yoo wants it to be (like me) an coms in ebree flavr, eben choklit!!

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm Choklitt flavr?? iz in!! if its non alkoholc dat iz…. fanks fur da compliments lunarmommy!! u luk gr8 to!! would u liek to be decursified?? i found out dat mah pegasus kitteh can resurrect and purify anyfin!! __pegasus kitteh gibs light hedbonk to lunarmommy and da curse i lifted!__ if u’b missed it, i died in da lol “making room for da capshun” one… fought against ebil maus…. u can read it if u want!!

bluesfan473 August 28th, 2008 at 7:41 pm yesh, itz wuz a battlez ob de epic preeportions & Hashim bravely preeveiled! Bluesfan sadly chex de flutes hoapin fer a few lil lefober dropletz ob de shampyne. Shakez fizt inna ayre “darn yew wurk! Ah hab mizzed de reception!” Snorfles round fer sum crumbletz frum de buffay & colapzez in dizapointmentz.

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 7:45 pm oh, but dis iz cheezland an ther iz alwayz plenty left! tehre are petty-4z, an eben petty-5z an petty-6z (my favrits!) an teh servin boys an servin wenches are still hangin arownd lukin for sumfin to do, an teh no-kash bar nebber runs dry!!

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 7:47 pm well, i took two bottles and drank only one so u can haz one!! __hands bluesfan473 a bottle of choklitt champygne and a piece of caek__ here, eet up!

bluesfan473 August 28th, 2008 at 8:00 pm _guzzle guzzle guzzle HIC_ tanks Hashim! Hay, deres de petty-6z! 1 ob de servin boiz wuz trine 2 hied dem 2 taek homez wif him! _Chomp chomp chomp (burp)_ Dew pleeze exsqueeze meh burpies!

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm itz fine, no onez here anyway, uz free to burp ur heart out!! o wait…

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 7:42 pm oh, fank yoo hashim, taht iz graet releef! iz very inconveenyent alwayz to be droppin fings an fallin down. an teh kitteh hedbonk is extry-niyse! i luvs teh kitteh hedbonks!! i seed sum ob yor graet adbenchure ob bein ded, i’ll go bak an reed it tomorow, rite now iz almost time for me to go to sleep! enjoys yor not-alkyholik choklit shampayne! (sum peeps liek it, sum dont, but i duznt kno anyfing abowt shampayne anywayz so i kant tell teh diffrunse, az long az it’s choklit tahts gud enuff for me!!)

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 7:58 pm G’nite lunarmommy!! haz sweet dreemz!!

lunarmommy August 28th, 2008 at 8:00 pm fank yoo! yah, teh lunarmommy is finaly partied owt! _zzzzzzzz_

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm ur welcum!! __gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky__ sleep tight!! and nawt too tigh!

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm oops… double commint!! __heddesk!__

Hashim August 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm ur welcum!! __gibz lunarmommy a cozy blanky__ sleep tight!! and nawt too tight!

meg August 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm hai, can somebody tell me how long it usually takes for a picture you captioned to appear on the main page? kthnx! D:

annipuss August 29th, 2008 at 1:21 am They get about 8,000 submissions every day. Only 5 get to the main page…. You do the math!

bluesfan473 August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 am hai meg, wen u mek a lol it goez fer de votin. Dey gettin elebenty-hundred lols a dai ifink & onlee 5/6 go onna front paeg, so chanzez ob mekin de frontz paeg iz slim, but we keepz trine & somedaze mebbe getz de fame & gloriez. Butt still u canz hang outz wif de cheezepeepz,hab funz wif de comentin & tawkin & mek sum frendz. Bery nize peeps hear. U doan haz to do de lolspeek iffin u doan wan 2, jus haz funz!

D.R. August 29th, 2008 at 4:26 am Askooze me! I order fryez, an a salid, an one of doze shiny glassis fer mah soda, an sum chikin bubs, an… les see, evryfing.

bluesfan473 August 29th, 2008 at 6:03 am _boice comez thru speeker fuzzily_ sorree, ur orderz haz bean delayed, pleez 2 pull roundz & park inna space onna side, kaithzbai!