Cheezland Tribyoot Parade



I beg your pardon, good sir! There are ladies present!

LoL by:

Cranky_Old_Man

Picture by: Unknown

This funny was posted on Sunday, March 4th, 2012 at 11:00 am

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:00 am

Sneezeekatz sendinged mii dis, kuz shii am unaboydably detayned. Shii knew dat wii am kownting on hur.

_sneezee asooms hur motley and speshul fancee hat wif bells awn._

_She pix up teh baskit wif teh sparklees an kumfeteez an terns tu teh elebenty-six trombonez behind_

_Yesh, dey iz reddy frum teh tawp uv der berry tawl shakos past teh stripe down der trowzers rite to teh tip of der shinee spats_

TEH DRUMZ ROLE!

_Sneezee beginz wiffa fyoo ohai kix den leeps ahed frowing sparkleez an tiny bits uv unpayd billz unimportint payper wot she mite get ‘rownd tu payin sumday cuttup hur own selfs_

_leep_ _pranss_ _sashay_

_In hur mind she iz grays full liek a guhzelle flitting frum wun sied uv teh street tu teh nexx charmin chilluns adn addlts alike wiff hurz byooty an teh poemtry uv hur moshun_

In reelty der iz purrhaps sumwot moar clumpin adn stumpin dan she iz awayre

LET TEH PARADIFYING BEGIN!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 11:03 am

_CatBurgh looks arownd adn seize sum familyur faises_ Ohai, cweenmj! _bows low, boops noes awn teh prade root_ :oops: Ai mint tu dew dat. ;-) _CB remoobs her lurking cloke, attaches fevvers ob bloo adn green adn yello adn red, finks foar a minnit, den ads shy knees adn dang leas, adn terns it into a flag, huks teh gnu flag onto a long poal adn hoysts it ohai in teh aer._ _Finely, CB cloases hur ais adn clikkyfies her heals tugevver free thymes._ Dere’s no plais liek hoam. Dere’s no plais liek hoam. Dere’s no plais liek hoam. _CB opens hur ais_ Cweenmj! Yore stihl heer! _CatBurgh hoalds her gnu flag eben ohai er adn Marches Fourth_ :-) :-) :-)

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:14 am

_Marchez neggst tu CatBurgh_ Dere’s no plais liek hoam. Dere’s no plais liek hoam. Dere’s no plais liek hoam. Whooo hooo!!!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:25 am

Itz nize tu being in owr Cheezhoem agen.

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Cween yew iz bery graysefull! _Joyns in teh leeping and pranssin and sashayin_

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 11:01 am

Izzit prade tiem yet?

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:01 am

annipuss drives her big, red London double-decker bus in the parade. The passengers are all kittehs and the destination blind has the message “Thank you cheeses for Lolcats” Other kittehs scamper along beside the bus purring lowdlee. They aer awl happi dat we hab a saef frenlee plaes ware we can plai liek in teh gud awld daiz!

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:02 am

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cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

Kewl!!!! I awlwayz lubbed deh dubblol dekker bussez!!!! :D

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Woot! Yay for anni’s happi kitteh bus!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

PB garsps in awww … Ai wants tu CATch taht bus !!! Woooooo HOOOOO :D

Mary Douglas March 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

noeeeeeeeeees don’t chase da bus. Datz wut drooly goggies do. Here, hop on my Gumbo float and we’ll throw leftover Mardi Gras beets to the crowd. _ holds out burlap sack filled with beets_

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:35 pm

nooooooooooes, not to be chasin busseseses like a goofy goggiee! Here, hop on teh Gumbo Xpress and we chase after teh buss in style!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:34 pm

_Hops aen teh Gumbo Express_ Oh ANNIPUSS!!! Teh best bus EBER!!!!!!!! :D

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 4:36 pm

we must keep it up… we is almost at 600 comments!!! is amazink!!!

nightshayde March 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Helloooooooo, Cheezland! Ai totallee furgotted abowt teh parayd. :oops: At leest ai iz heer nao!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 4:47 pm

yew will LOL! is a good wun…. nice to see you here!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm

{ { { { { nightshayde } } } } } Yu gno cheez paraydes – tehy goes onanonanonanonanon….

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 5:37 pm

_revs engine_[shrunken head dangling from rear view mirror proclaims in Jamaicanan accent_ HOLD ON! EATS GOING TO BE A BUMPY DRIVE!! _Gumbo Xpress chases wildly after annipuss’s red doubledecker bus_ screeeeeeeech around the corner careeening crazily

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm

that annipuss is some wild driver!

op_sMama March 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

Huzzah! Huzzah! _throws candy kitteh treats at Miz Anniz Bus!_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:06 am

Dat iz sew cyoot!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

Ai nebber seed a dubblol dekker bus full ov kittehs wehn Ai bisited TTI….want!!!!

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

ossim to the max

Karen March 4, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Dis b teh awwwsum!!

Teasel March 4, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Ohai eberybuddy! Lurves the bus o’ kittehs Annipuss! Off I goes nao tu sez teh rest ob teh parade!

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

pj an jessica r on da tip top deck ob da bus an prancin an dancin inda ant tip a tachion ob da retun 2 sanity parade!!! :lol:

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

Ooo Anni, iz an awld Routemaster bus – ai haz nawt seen wun ov those in ayjjis! _waves to Anni_

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:06 am

Dere aer still a fyoo runnin awn ‘herrtij’ roots in Lundun fur teh toorists.

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:15 am

Yay foar teh kitteh buss!! Dat izza wunnermuss waye tu hedd upp teh parayde, mai fren! _Bordz buss at teh nex stawp_

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:18 am

_climbs onbord annipuss’ big red Lunnon dubblol decker bus, runs upstares an finds a seat at teh frunt_ Huloo ebrybuddy _frows lotsa multicullerd streamers out the side window in sillybrayshun of teh parade_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

Yay! Gud tu seeing u agen A1! Nao dis is rydin in styol, yeff?

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

ohai angelplume. am da rascalz on bored da buz?

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Ohai noodle. Der kynda distraktifyed at teh momint wiff shwimps. (see below) Aifink dey has der pawz (adn maufs) full wiff teh safari aminlolz.

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

Ohai AP, glad tu be bak aqn gud to see so menni ole frenz. Teh ‘otter place’ got too compleecayted fur teh offiss compyooter to cope wiff in teh lun shower an ai stayed away. I thnik I shall come here more often tho. _pops cork offa bottlol of fizzy an pores it intu twu glasses_ Cheeze AP.

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:32 pm
 * D _klink!_ Cheez! _sip-sip-shluuuurp!_ Ahhhhh. Beri nyse!

_eerz perk up_ fizzy? _holds owt glass wiv hoapful luuk_

noodle March 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm

tessm……. wowie zowie…….philz glazz wif A1′ bevrage an angelplume’s shwimp.

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm

oooOOOoooohhh!! fankees! _schmoo_ before ai gets shwimp breff

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:40 pm

(wowzers, the noo fingy up inna corner wiv the “noodle replied to ur commint” is BERRY HANDY. _nod nods_)

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:49 pm

ohai tessm! pleeztumeechu! umm, wut iz tihs fingy ov wich yu speek? Ai do nawt haz butt(!) it sownds moast helpfool :)

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm

ohai gumbiekat! _extenz floofy paw_ on mai screen iz a liddul ornj box wiv a number innit. ai clicked to see whut it wuz and WAHLA!! :oops: ai fot mebbe everywun else noo abowt it alreddee.

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Ohai tessm! _extens floofi paw in frenships_ nyse tew meetchew!!! Ai wil hab tew luk fur dis missteereeous ornj (bnp) bawks.

tessm March 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm

ohai SSM! nicetoomeetchutoo!

teh notify fingy seemz kinda slow to catchup too awl teh activitee todae, butt(!) maybe it wurks better when iz nawt a parade. ;)

tessm March 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm

OHH!! ai bet teh ornj box is from being logged in tew WordPress.com. :oops: sry.

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Ai wunndered if dat whuz teh cayse sinz ai doan’t hab a WP acct dat wud eggsplayn y sum uv uz cuddint see teh ornj bawks. Mayks sens naow.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Whair u git glass wif haopful luukz?? Mai glass just lookz MT. :(

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

oh, mai cween! u surpized me! _kurtsees_ iz sew nice to see u.

heer, u can hav mai hoapful-luuking glass! ai onlee drank abowt half of it! :D

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm

sip sip sip sip! mmmm… Fankeez!!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Tess, yur glass bees haf-full? :-)

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

BOOP!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:05 pm

late boopage okurs!! did ai miss teh whole paradddde???

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 2:10 pm

jamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama :oops: _triez tu luk casual_ Ohai.

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:14 pm

after a quick kertseeeeeeeeeee grabs cween in a big big { { { { { hug } } } } }

booklion March 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm

JAMAMA!!! happy to be seeing yu!

Teh reel words to dis song are Jama-mama!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:23 pm

purrrrrrrrrrfeck!!! schmooooo

jk2kitteh March 4, 2012 at 2:30 pm

_runns inn wif a kwikness, outta breff_ ohai ebberywun! I iz sry tew bee layte. I haz prade speerience frum lawng lawng tyme agoe,

wuntewfreefoarwuntewfreefoar…

lindykat March 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

jamamakitty! teh nawt sekkund kitteh tu help mii turn bloo so meny yeers ago!!!! _schmoo_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:14 pm

_ais cross as gets booped_ _gigglols an hedbonks 4.5k_

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

A1 :grin: iz sew gud 2 c u!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:14 pm

OHAI AnemoneOne !! _ Hedbonks nd Purrs :cool: _

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:01 am

Adn cheezpeepz. But moast ob demz has bin der, seen dat.

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:13 am

bin wear? scene watt?

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:19 am

_tayks a peek_ Ar u shoor u wants tu knowing? _wispurz in noodlez eer_

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

ah… maibi, maibi knot.

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:02 am

_pokez hed owt frum hyding spawt_ ooh, parayd tyem?

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:06 am

_pokez DK_ Ohai!! come on owt and joyn deh funz!!!!

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

Ohai, mai cween! _bowz, offurz chokklitz_

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

_ OMNOMNOMNOM _ Wott ?? Nawt faw mee :oops: ??

HEDBONKS n PURRS, DK :D !!

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

hoo sez that dere wuzznawt enuff chokklitz fur efurrewun?

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:25 am

Ohai DK!! Welkum hoam mai fren! :grin: _Putz awn fake teeyara_ Ai royaltee tu, see? Ai kan has chokklitz??

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

ai haz enuff chokklitz fur effureewun! Ob cowrse yu can haz sum!

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Moar chonklitz in mai majical picnik baskit, tu if yu cant reche DC” s sply ::-): nd ebree uvvur kined ub picnikky nomz yu ebbur imajin. cheeezburgur, fryz, fry chikun, samijz, debilegz, pikklz, olibz, bebrijz. Hlep yurslefz.

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Chikkin sammiches ?? Doan mynd if ai do, thx Lady M ;)

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm

mmm, debillyaigs, ai lubs dem. ovver people doan lyke sew much when ai hab dem, oh well!

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Ooh, awl teh noms! Is hard to dee sighed. Ai startifies wif sum chonklit. Fankees, Lady M! Ooh, dem is purty shoos yoo am waring!

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:03 am

And now, in tribute to some absent friends… Lungdoc presents:

___Teh Ambercat/Maus Memorial Banjo, Bassoon adn Bagpipe Band___ (Southern New Mexico Division)

Mounted on a great mobile bandstand cunningly disguised as a 1949 Ford flatbed truck, there comes a troupe of two dozen prairie-dogs, seven horned lizards and a brace of Gambel’s quail, all wearing scarlet waistcoats and kirtles of the bluest denim. They variously pluck, tootle and drone upon their instruments. The platform is decorated dangerously with blooming yuccas and ocotillo, and with a blossoming potted century-plant seven meters tall which has to be tilted each time the float passes beneath any overhead obstacle.

At center stage a lovely marmalade tabby-cat on a golden bicycle sings through a megaphone, sounding remarkably like Dame Vera Lynn. At her side stands a mouse in royal regalia who is strumming a baritone mandolin while singing close harmony.

And the sweet lyrics come wafting upon a wave of (very) mixed instrumentation…

“We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, But we know we’ll meet again some sunni day; Keep smiling through, just as you always do, Till teh blue skiez chase teh dark cloudz far aweigh!

Adn won’t yu please sai hello to the Cheezfriends we kno, Tell them we won’t be long; Tehy’ll bii happi to kno Taht wehn yu saw us go We were singing this song…

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, But we know we’ll meet again, some sunni day!!!”

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

OOh. Itz wundermuss …

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Canwt see rest ob fred… leekee iies…

Karen March 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm

_passes awt teh shamwowz, keeps oen 4 herselb_

_lukz awn fondlee adn listening 2 teh senimintel song_

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Ofanks, Karen. Aifinkso dis being teh bestest parade eber!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:08 am

aww, wut a wunnermuss flaot lungdoc! ai wish ai had known maus an ambercat. banjo, bassoon an bagpipes! who gnu?!!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

Tu b followed bai Celloz, cornetz and castinetz Drumz, Eufoniumz, & Flutez. G…

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

Glokkenspeil Harmonikka Irridessent glass finger cymblols J…..

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

_wipes ise frum reememmberin missin frens_

Geetars, Harpseecards, Innstroomints ov manee kines, Jazzee sownds bein mayd by teh manee myoosisshuns inna parayd, K…

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

Kazoos Lolenschpieelz Marimbaz Noo shinee flootz O…

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

_Sniffs at teh rememories_

Kazoos Lyres Mandolinz N…..

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

Klein glockspiel, Loots, Maracacacacas, Nailz awn teh blackbord, Occarina, P. ..

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:34 am

Piyano Qwertee keyboard? Ripped paypurr fur cornfettiez Snarez T…

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

Pipes uv peece Quitaiplas Recorder Saxamafone T…

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

Trumpetz, Umberellaz, Violence, W. ..

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

Wurlitzer oregon, Xylofone, Yooky laylee Zither..!

tessm March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

What else kan wee mayke noyse with? Xylophonez uv corse!! oh Yesh Yesh Yesh! ZOMG itza parayde!!

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

Wind instroomintz, Xylofonez, Yello toobas,

Zambonis !!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Nd nawt fergettign teh VUVUZELA :D

PPPPPRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPP !!!!!!!

_ teh awl goggeh band will bi alawng layter, aihopeso _

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Karen March 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm
 * roll:

Ai wuz wunderiningingging who wud bringing oen ob dem….

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:20 pm

{ { { { { Muchcat } } } } } _ dans dans dans _

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:08 am

_wieps iis_

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 11:09 am

Ohai, Lungdoc! Watta wunnerful spektakel. Adn teh myoosic!!! _happy little sigh_ :-)

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

_ sniffs nd gets teh leeky ize _…. taht wuz luvvly, Lungdoc

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

Wowweee kazauwee, Lungdoc, that am spectacular! _rechecks fit ov ear plugs_ a fine memorial to our much loved and missed friends.

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Squeeee! Booklion, I has nawt seed yu in meeny wilols! _scamperscamperpounss_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

_has a wistful for auld frenz gawn ahedd_

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

Lublee tribyoot LD!! _Passez owt shamwows_

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:46 am

fankiez ‘niser. _wipez da leeki ii’s_

catena March 4, 2012 at 11:39 am

_handz sebral Poiawhiowhio tu teh cheezfrenz tu twirl, maken lubblee burdee soundz in memree awf aor kimkiwi_

catena March 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

http:/ /sounz.org.nz/works/show/16923

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:49 am

_ sniffs nd gets teh leeky ize agen :( _ Tank-yoo, Catena, taht wuz bewtimuss !!

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Wat a byootiful sownd!

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:47 am

_sniffles sum moor_

tessm March 4, 2012 at 11:57 am

fankees catena! _snifful_

burfdayfairy March 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

oh, an look, i haz fownd a stash ob speshul-edishun kimkiwi snoglobe bobblolhed dollz (inbented by LCB, teh snoglobe boblolhed doll iz a bobblolhed doll wif a snoglobe over its head wif fings taht flote arownd in it wen teh hed bobblols) Iz owr kimkiwi in all her fabulosity, an teh snoglobe iz filled wif liddle pavlova pastreez, kiwi burds, an kiwi froots. _haz enuff for evreewun_

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm

_shaykes bobblehed kinda sadlee_

oooh, luuk! sew pritty and naow she iz smyloling!!

catena March 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm
 * smile:

Oh, burfdayfairy! Fankyew sew mush! _shakes snoglobe_ _wipes littlol teer_ Iz beeyooteemuss.

lunarmommy March 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm

_finks ob maus an ambercat an kimkiwi an mamagwyn an rhokit an lyanthya an…_

_shakes thang in memoree_

_thang keeps shaking_

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm

8O ai wunder if there will bee a parade flote wiv a buncha YNGs doin nakey dancin?? 8O

noodle March 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm

hope sew!

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm

ai’m going tu teh NB rite now….

catena March 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm

_handz aot gee stringz tu YNGz_ otter weis, datz gonnae hurt!

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 1:39 pm

lol lunarmommy!

_wipes iies_

lunarmommy March 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

an an an… ohatagoosiam an elsa mama’s matt, an…

Teasel March 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

_snif_ berry berry nise…

doctorcat March 4, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Aw, Lungdoc…Dat is byootimus. NE buddy got a nextra shamwow? _snif_

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

_A flote mayde tu luuk lyke a tugbote maykes itz waye daon JCH4K Circlol_ _It turnz leff awn JCH4K Layne_ _It turnz rite awn JCH4K Parkwaye_ _It fynolee turnz leff awntu JCH4K Boolevard an pushez itz waye intu teh parade, rite in teh middlol ob teh awl-goggie vevoozula marchin band, nockin ober goggiez an skatterin dems in ebree dyrekshunz_ _Teh flote comez tu a stawp at JCH4K skware, ware fowsandz ob cheezpeeps sitz in teh bleecherz, happilee obserbink teh hoamcomein festibiteez_ _’Niser emerjez awntu teh frontt ob teh tugbote, dresst inna beeyootimuss oranj (BNP) soot, sportink a furr hatt anna furr muff, an holdink a bookay ob fabyooluss lawng-stemmd flowerz_ _Shee beginz hurz faymuss Funnee Kitteh sawng_

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_g3kkGH8Mo&w=420&h=315%5D

♫ ♪ Dun tellz mee nawt tu libs, juss sitt an putter, Lyfe’s sammin, teh sunz a bawl ob budder, Doan bringz arown a clowd tu rayne awn mai parade! Dun tellz mee nawt tu run (wiffakwikness), ai simplee gawtz tu, If sumwun taykes a spill, iz mee an nawt yu, Hu toald yu yoar allowd tu rayne awn mai parade? Ai’ll chase mai toyz owt, Ai’ll tare a$$ tu, An iffn Ai’m tyred owt, Yoar tern at batt (batt batt) mawm, At leest Ai didn’t didn’t fayke it, Ai’m a kitteh hu kan mayke it! Beekuz Ai am a fing ob sheer purrfeckshunz, Noe frecklol awn teh noze ob lyfe’s compleckshunz, Teh shinee oh mai guudness dat iz soe shineeeee, Ai gawtz tu flai wuns, Ai gawtz tu trye wuns, Onlee haz nyne lyfes, rite, mawm? Ooh, fish iz joocee, joocee an yu’ll seez, Ai gawtz tu habs mai bite, mawn! Getz reddy foar mee lubs, cuz Ai’m a kitteh, Ai gawtz tu bee soe badd, an den luuk prittee, Doan bringz arown a clowd tu rayne awn mai parade! Ai’m gunna libs an libs nao, getz wut Ai wantz—Ai noez hao, Wun meow foar teh hole sheebang, wun jump mai bel will goe klang, Eis awn teh targitt an wam! Wun beeg ohai leep an bam!! _Dramatik paws_ Hay owt der Cheeeeeezlaaaaand, Heeeeeeeer Aaaaaiiiii aaaaaam!!!!!!! Ai’ll chase mai toyz owt, Ai’ll tare a$$ tu, An iffn Ai’m tyred owt, Yoar tern at batt (batt batt) mawm, At leest Ai didn’t didn’t fayke it, Ai’m a kitteh hu kan mayke it! Getz reddy foar mee lubs, cuz Ai’m a kitteh, Ai gawtz tu bee soe badd, an den luuk prittee, Nobunny, noe nobunny, Iz gunnaaaaa, rayne awn, maaaaaaiiiiii, Paaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaayde!

_Teh flote startz upp agenn wiffa jolt. ‘Niser loozes hurz balenss. Shee stumblolz a littlol, den taykes a hedder, endink upp inna berry unlaydee-lyke pozishun, wif flowerz flyin ebreeware. Hurr kryz kan be herd, trayling awf, az teh flote maykes itz waye daon teh street_

Ai ment tu du dat!! Wuz partt ob teh akt!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:06 am

Hang awn, ‘Niser

On core!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:07 am

Clappity Clappity !! _ waves liek craizee tu ‘Niser :lol:

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:07 am

Clappity clappity!! Huzza!!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

Wo0t!!!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:13 am

Woot woot! clappity clappity clap! wut a belter ovva sawng! :)

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:15 am

Grate song, ‘Niser!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:25 am

Yay!! Clappitee clapitee fur ‘Niser!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:36 am

Woozer, Niser!!

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm

we so need the voting burgerz bak.

@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!11!!

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

_wissles lowlee adn mos unkitteh-lyke_ Fweeeeeeeet !!!!!!!!!!! Gud wun, ‘Niser!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm

_apple-odds wif enfusiasms fur ‘Niser_

Teasel March 4, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Clappitee clap! Magnificent ‘Niser!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

der you are!! i has a sad cuz my kitteh not showin up

Teasel March 4, 2012 at 3:40 pm

But (!) nao black kitty is back!! YAY!

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

gunnersmama pullz awntu teh parayd root wiff her flote, pre seedid bai a small marcheen corntinjent ub albinoh skwirlz frowing aykorms an sordid treetz fur teh crowd (chonklit possums an karamelz) …dey am luukin mitee spiffee in der matcheen silber jumpsootz an lil bootsez wiff red tasslolz. _an wun tu leff rite wun tu leff rite_ Teh flote am awl cubberd in labender an lie-lack faeries waybin der raynbo wingz an majiklol wandz bak an forf. Awn taupe up teh flote am a hyooj sine dat spellz owt, LOLCATS ROCK!! in wyte rosez an orkidz. Teh sine am lited bai lebenty billyun liddlol teenseh fiyer flize hyerd fur teh oak asian. Sum sawft, eezy-lissenin myoozick emanaytz frum the speekrz, moastlee Led Zeppelin an Janis Joplin, wiffa liddlol Hendrix an Moodee Blooz frown in. Marcheen behine teh flote am gunnersmama inna purplol veloower clown soot (hur yooshul Sunnyday attyre) butt (!) wiff matcheen belbet kitteh eerz onner hed. Onna leesh am hur reskyoo kitteh Ariel an hur 110 lb. Gordon Receeber, Gunner (hooz in Hoover moad an tryeen tu in hayl teh chonklit possums an karamekz). _wun tu leff rite leff rite_ _wabez tu teh crowd an fanks ebbrywun fur shoween up awn dis oss pishis oak asian_

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:08 am

Berry, berry bootyful!

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:09 am

Yay gunnersmama! Woot! _Snaffles a chonklit possum for later… never know wehn yu mai need a splort cure… !! _

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

aifinkso ai saw Gunner wiv dat wun in himz mouf :lol:

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

Taht’s okeh. He only nommed off teh tale. Plenty of chonklit left… ;)

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

lubbly Gunnersmama! Teh fier flize am sew priddy! an bery well-traynd :D

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Ai lubs de wae de leddur blinky awn in sequins lyke dat ! Gud jawb, GM !

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

Waivs happillee tew gunnersmama!!! Fanks fur teh chonkit!!!!

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

Woot woot!! Dat wuz soe kyoot an wunnermuss!! Ai lubs teh albinoh skwirlz, sucha nyce tuuch!!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

_rokks owt tu teh myooziks, tryz tu ketching teh faereez, but der tuu kwik_

Browniesgurl March 4, 2012 at 11:34 am

Browniesgurl waves and cheers from the sidelines only to get dragged into teh purrade when hur Browniedog puts all 90+ lbs of Boreder Calling win toward going after teh albinoh skwillies.

“Wayts! Whoa! Stops, I sed!” Only to crash into furrie brown rumpus as Brownie disscovers Gunner and tries to halp hoover up teh chonklits an karamels.

Ai lurves a purrade…

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:04 pm

lunarmommy March 4, 2012 at 12:14 pm
 * D owr goggies r well behaved in much teh sayme manner!

o mai! ifinkso a big bordercollee chaysin sqwrills iz a egg siting ‘must-hab’ for anew parade!! :shock:

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 11:57 am

Ai lrbz me a grate pah raid ob whateber oak asian

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Nd tihs IS a grate par aid :D !! _ waivs paw at Mrrphh ;) _

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

_wavz in tym to songz an singz along_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Ooooh! Preddy!!!!

_catches Freya bfor her can go huntin fairees an fyrflies an skwirrls_ _catches Trick in uvver hand bfor him goes hunting goggies_ _gibs bof treets tu distractify tehm_

2katmom March 4, 2012 at 11:06 am

ohai- didz da pawad begun? aiz stoppin n tu wach!

NONNA March 4, 2012 at 11:07 am

NONNA COMES ON HER SPESHULLY SHINED UP HEFFALUMP, WIF RED AND YELLOW AND BLOO HATW FEVVERS, PULLING MII LIDDLE FLOAT. IS LAUNDRY BASKIT FULL OF FLOOFY TOWELS, AND FLOOFY PINK NITTED BLANKIE. TUCK INNA CORNERS IS SPARKLEE RIBBON, FELT MOUSIES WIF CATNIP, BALLS WIF JINGGLY BELLS AND FISHIE SHAPED TOONA NOMS. TEH TOWELS ARE ALWAYS FROM-THE DRYER WARM AND WILL ALWAYS BE IN BEST SUNNY SPOT.IZ FROWING HOMEMADE CHOKLIT CHIPPY KOOKIES AND FUDGY FUDGE.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

_catchez a kookee_ Yay!!!!! Deh lawndree baskit am deh purrfect float fur deh kittehz!!!!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

OOOH! SHYNEE! KITTEHZ COMEZ FRUM AWL OBBER TU JUMP IN TEH BASKIT UV WARM!

op_sMama March 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

HOW WUNNERMUS! Huzzah, Huzzah! Yea fur NONNA! ! !

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

_ PB catches teh kookies nd eets hans tehm awn tu teh crowd _

Yay, NONNA :D !! _ yoo gawts tu luv teh Heffalumps ;) _

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:14 am

Yay Nonna!! Fanks for teh kooky!! _Stashes in pokket wif chonklit possum for later_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

WOW NONNA! DAT IZ WUN SHINEE HEFFALUMP! FANKEES FUR TEH KOOKIES AN FUDJ! _WAIVES TO NONNA UP BERY BERY HI_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

_nomnomnom yummi cookees_ Fanks Nonna!!!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:37 am

_ketchez a kuukee_ _is distraktifyed by jingly bellz, chayses aftur dem_ _is distraktifyed by toona nomz, pownsez awn a fyoo_ _runz bakk tu get mai kuukee, is distraktifyed by jingly bellz agen_ 8O Aaaak! _runz arown in cirklolz_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

Ohai Nonna…..fankeez fur teh kookie!!! _Waivs floofy orinj bnp paw_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Ooooh, fudje!!! _catches_ Nomnomnom!

Yur heffalump am berry byootimus, NONNA!

_pawses in teh baloon releesings tu bownse ober intu teh warm baskit an snuggul daon fur a few minnits, folloed bai Freya_ _hops back tu teh kittehbed tu releese moar baloons, but cannawt wake Freya up_ :-D

OnleeKitteh March 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm

_OK shouts in hur bestest Mardi Gras voice_ FROW ME SUMFING, MAM!

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

Bayshang hurriez up into the grandstand, carrying an armful ob Cheezland flags on stikks. Dey ams bloo adn sunnytime yello wif a pixor ob HappyCat rite in teh middol ob eech wun. Dey ams alreddy fluttering in teh jentol breez. _passes owt flags tu awl teh bystanders_ _waves Cheezland flag in teh air adn cheers lowdly_

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:11 am

Hurrah 4 Cheezland! Hurrah 4 Cheesfrenz!

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

Yay bayshang! Fanks! _Attaches Cheezland flags to teh bassoons, bagpipes adn banjos of teh band_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

fankees bayshang! we haz a flag – woot!

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:35 am

_Skurreez upp intu teh granstand affer hurz purrformens an grabz a happee kat flagg_ _Wayvez fyooree uslee wile enjoyin teh rest ob teh parayde_ Fankees bayshang!!

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Ohh tankyuberrymuch! _waves flag wivaproud_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:52 pm

_fassins flag at teh back uv teh kitteh bed, whair it fluttrs in teh breeze oberhed_ _Cory-Bear jumps fur teh flag an nawt kwite make it, lands on edje uv bed inna pree-caer-yus posishun_

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm

_scoops up Corey-Bear adn playces him bakk in teh middol ob teh kitteh bed wif some speshul sammin treets_ _scritches hims eers_ :)

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:11 am

_Deh cween reechez intu hur pokkit and pullz owt a bublol. _Shii stretchez it and stepz inside deh bublol. _Deh cween’z bubblol rizez up and silently glidez down deh parade route. _Deh cween smilez az shii seez awl deh peepz and shii startz humming. _And den deh cween can contain hurself no longer and burstz intu song.

♪♫ I lubz a parade!!! Deh trampingz uv feetz I lub ebbree beet I heer uv a drum! I lub a parayd, Wen I heer a band I just want tu stand Adn cheer az dehy come! Dat rat-a-tat-tat, Blaring hornz. Dat rat-a-tat-tat, Brite uniformz; Deh site uv drillz Gibz mii thrillz, I thrill at deh skill Uv evryfing millitary I lub a parayd, A handful uv vetz, A line uv cadetz Oar any brigayd, For I-I-I lub a parayd!!!

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 11:14 am

_gasps in awe at teh cween in hur majickol bubbol_

op_sMama March 4, 2012 at 11:19 am

_stands wit bayshang, eiz shinnan, tekin et awl in_ Ai lubs a prade. . . _singz along wit them wundermus hoominz_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

_jump-jumps reel hye, battin at teh bubblol_ Hao u gets in der? Hao u mayks it float? Hao duz ai gets in?!!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

_reechez down, grabz AP bai deh paw and hawlz him intu deh bubblol_ :D Itz majiklol!!!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:20 pm

_luuks arown at cheezland frum ohai up in teh bubblol_ _has a littlol skayrd bein up so hye_ _luuks up at teh cween_ Ai nawt gonna fawl owt, ryte? U ketch me iffn ai duz, ryte?

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 12:21 pm

{ { { { { Bayshang } } } } } } } } yu tu noo heer tu rmemmembur dda bublol ub owr cween. iz wunnurful. Maibe she taikz yu nd uvvur noobiez fur a ried tu sirbay awl da relm.

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 12:41 pm

_eyes get large as sawsers_ Rilly? _wisspers_ Cween, cween? Can wii mebbee haz bubbol ride after teh prade? _hoaps hoaps_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm

8O ooo can ai com tew tu see teh majik? _haz a heopful dat the Cween cannawt say no to Bayshangs beeg kitteh eyes_

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Ifinso dat kan bii arrangingifyed!! :D

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Ooooo. Yay!! _duz best curtsy_ _grabs Gumbiecat’s paw in eggsitement_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:06 pm

_duz teh ‘need teh baffrum’ dans wiv eggsitement_ umm, no ackshully ai duz need teh baffrum…brb!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:18 am

♪ Ai lub a purr-raid ♫ Taht wuz FUNN :D

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

8O ooo yu iz bewtimuss mai leej! _tap taps herz feetz tu teh moosik :)

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

teh cween always looks loverly floating in her bubblol. Kinda lyke Glinda teh good in Oz, but Cheezland is teh beddurer.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:34 am

ohai booklion! happy tu meetchu :) yes! dis iz whut ai picshured.. it iz a lublee mode uv transport aifinkso!

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

_Luuks upp tu teh skye wiffa wunder at hurz beeyootimuss cween in hurz bubblol_ _Seez awl teh funz in Cheezland azza littlol teer ob joye rollz daon hurz fayce_ _Feelz lyke wen der izza ranebow an iz raynin wif teh son owt awl at teh sayme thyme_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

_Nods noeinglee, hugz ‘Niser_

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm

_joynes groop hug, wipes iies again_

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

Oahi, GumbieKat, pleezed to meetchu, too. _Extend liony paw ov frendship_

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

i haz a moast imm pressed wif that bubbbbbl, mus lern how tu du that, wud distraktify mai kittehs, ifinkso! mos wonnerful mai cween!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:54 pm

_releeses a baloon wif bag uv sparklee comfettis so it drift up bai teh bubblol, slolee sprinkling teh comfettis as it floats_ _teh baloon floats ober teh bubblol an sprinkles teh sparklee comfettis all ober it_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:14 am

_Catsablanca walkz daon JCH4K Blvd. waring sympawlic Ruby Slipperz. Awn hur arm izza baskit wif a littlol orinj (bnp) kitteh peeking owt. Hur sees teh Princess Mu Meadow awf inna distance, adn rememories teh petz and peepz hoo r ober dere waching, and gibs kitteh an eggstra skritch._ Luk kitteh, derez teh multee-syded stachue ov Maus wif awl himz purrsonalities. Adn derez Dame Janetz mansion. Ai has ridden ober tihs inna beeg bubblol b4! Oh, anna pye stall, anna Tybooteek! Adn derez teh Nawty Barn (gigglols). _Sits daon tu wach teh parayde parayde bai. Kitteh waivs Ohai tu ebbreewun._ Derez noe playce laik hoem……

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

Ohai Catsablanca! _Gently holds littlol orinj (bnp) kitteh’s tiny paw adn does little happitayl dansdansdans of hello_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

ohai Catsablanca…welcum hoam! :) _scritches obnp kittehs eers_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

Ohai Catsablanca! Wee hab nawt met yet. _Gentlee pets babbeh kitteh and waivs floofi paw at Catsablanca._

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

ohai Catsablanca…nicetu meechu an welcom hoam! :) _scritches obnp kittehs eers_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

Yup, luuks lyke awl owr familyur playsez folloed us heer tu owr noo hoam! Yay!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

_Waivs floofy paw ov frenchip at elebenty frantik speed to Lungdoc, Spotstarsmom, Gumbiekat adn Angel Plume_ Ohai guize!!! Iz naise tu b hoem!!!!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm

_waivez Floofy pawz_ Ohai, catsablanca!!! so good to seeing u heer!!! It duz feel like home, duzn’t it?

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Iz sew guud tu seeing yu heer Catsablanca!! Yu iz wun ob teh nawt sekkund cheezpeeps Ai ebber mett, an Ai haz mist yu wiffa feerce!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

_Spotstarsmom joyns teh parayd wif a fwoat mayd like an ‘Merican sibbil war cannon bein pulled by 6 wite yoonicorms, teh cannon iz covered in sparklees an jentlee (sew as nawt tew fryten annwhun) goes BOOM an as it goes daown teh rowte it shoots owt yummi kitteh treets an sparklee bawls and uvver wunndermus toys tew teh cheezpeeps watchin. Spotstarsmom wawks behind teh cannon wif hur tew byootimuss kittehs, wun on eech syde ub hur. We iz carryin a bannur dat sez, “We lub LOLCATS!”

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

Yay, lolcats! :D _chayses aftur sparklee-bawlz adn kitteh-treets_

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

_catches some kitteh treets_ Yay!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

We luv teh jentul BOOMS!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

aww yoonicorms! ai can haz a stroke plsthnx?! _waves tu Ssm an herz pritteh kittehs wiv wun paw an bat bats the sparklee bawls wiv teh uvva_

Spotstarsmom March 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Leed yoonicorm genlee lowers hims hed sew Gumbie can pet him. Hims iies craws as hur hits hims happee skritchee spawt between hims eers.

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

_Littlol obnp kitteh n baskit yooses waiving paw tu ketch treet adn toy_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

Nawt menny pplz has bin vizitin teh Cheezland Safari Park laytely, adn teh aminlolz has bin gettin kynda board adn resliss. So ai has bin traynifying dems tu march forff in teh big parayd sillybraytin owr noo hoam heer in Lolcat-land (tho ai still finks ob it as Cheezland).

Nawt sekkund is a Hummur pullin a beeg swimmin-puul wayr teh otturz adn bebbeh otturz adn see-lyonz adn bebbeh see-lyonz adn eben a cupplol ob porpossez are swimmin arown. Mai minyunz Cyrano (heez teh big gray wun) adn Sofia (sheez teh littlol blakk wun) ar frowing dem shwimps adn sardeeneez to nom. _luuks agen_ It seemz der nommin moar ob dem den der frowing at teh otturz, tho, adn teh wunz der frowing ar moastleh tu teh kittehz watchin alawng teh parayd root. Oh, well, so lawng as ebrywunz happeh!

Following teh puul ar lotsa aminlols frum teh park, marchin in neet formayshunz. Nawt sekkund is a payr ob haffalumps, den a groop ob lyonz adn tygerz, den a fyoo ostrichez, adn finlolly a bunch ob gorillaz, chimps, adn munkeez.

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

Hao longz haz wii bin habbing a safari park?

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

Ai halpd Guiness Piggeh bildify it yeerz ago, but hims nawt komz arown much laytleh, so der haznt bin enny adbertyzin fur it laytleh.

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:25 am

He’s on another one of his “secret missions.” Silly piggeh. He’s really sitting under teh desk in his cubicle, reading comic books.

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

So dats wye ai hastu keep pikkin up empteh bagz of pork skratchinz frum hims kyoobiklol. Adn it esplaynz dat smell…

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:35 am

Duzzent hii call tehm Graffic Novulz?

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:36 am

Oh, yeah. Ur rite. His _hand quote_ graphic novels _hand quote_. Silly silly piggeh.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

_sniff sniff …_ ai smell..Shwimps!!! tihs is awsum AP! _wotchis teh animlols…_ Moar heffallumps – kewl :D

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

_Waivs floofy paw tu teh lyonz adn tygers_ Ohai, cuzzins!!!!! Well looky dat, a shwimp jest floo intu mai paw. Nom nom nom. Fanks AP, Cyrano adn Sofia!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Lookit awl teh safari aminuls, hoo noo we ehad sutch amazin aminuls heer! Cheezeland iz AWESUM!!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Teh parayd moovs awn in “waves” ?? Tahts HYOOOOJ !!! Yay faw teh moblylol swimmin-puul, AP !! _ pritty kittehs, tuu :D _

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 11:19 am

Far away in teh distance, coming closer tu teh parade route on JCH4K Blvd iz a thudding sownd ~ clank, clunk, thud, thud, ~ and coming down the street, leading the way for laughingcats’ flote is someone we all recognize, evan tho he’s owt uv uniform ~ http://cheezburger.com/View/5903304448 and he iz pedalling fur awl he’s wurth, almost acheeving warp speed while leeding teh way fur laughingcats, hoo iz slowly and ponderously mooving down teh rode (at leest teh float iz) in dis:

http://cheezburger.com/View/5883339520

(now, taht iz a before photo. pleese imagine it wit glitter paynt shining awn teh legs adn body, wit sparklers going awf onna top.) Sitting in teh drivers seat iz laughingcats (lookowt!!) wit her kittehs wif her. Balerion iz in teh frunt seet (cawse he allus calls shotgun nawt-sekkund) while teh floofy OBNP brudders FuzzBuzz adn Dagoba ar by teh side door, which iz open. Nawt tu wurry, dey gotz dere safety harnesses awn! Awl teh kittehs hab dose rocket guns whut shoot T-shirts into crowds, only dese are filled wit kitty treets (Balerion) adn hooman candy (FuzzBuzz) and multi-cullered sparkly nekklaces nd tiaras (Dagoba, cawse himz lykes teh sparkle bawls bestest ov all!) teh gunz hab been modified sew dey doan knock ennybuddy ovar oar hurt sumone, but dey poof owt smoke nd make a satisfying popping noise taht gets attenshun. laughingcats iz wearing her nicest (=cleenest) Princess Leia robes (teh one dat’s a hoody which we meet Leia in) adn a modified pair uv eermuffs wit teh floofy bits remooved nd a cupple uv braided cinnamon bread loaves tied tu the eer parts. laughingcats hasta be careful nawt tu get two close tu enny birdies, espeshially hungree wuns. The sound system iz blasting John Williams music (I actually have the soundtrack album frum 1977 on vinyl ~ man, I’m old!!) adn teh windsheeld wipers (which are light sabers) are moving wit teh beet. Teh cheezpeeps jump tu dere feets nd yell, especially when laughingcats gets tu close too teh curb, nd folks gotta get owta teh way quikk!! Dis ting iz hard tu steer, doan fergit dat. Wit eech heavy step, teh AT-AT VW bus moves along, making room fur whut iz comming next, namely, teh guy stukk pikkin up teh cat adn kidlet treet wrappers! He actually iz a minion uv Balerion, hoo iz a basement cat, butt(!) a tidy cat.

So following teh float iz a hired stormtrooper, http://cheezburger.com/View/5879277056

who iz pulling behind a trash can for clean-up! http://cheezburger.com/View/4753327616

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

_LCB enters on her float, decorated in her favorite color: Shiny. She is accompanied by many YNGs and firemanz, who toss shinys to the crowd. LCB has been hit hard by RLS lately and so she doesn’t mind sharing her shinys (some of them) with her beloved cheezpeeps._

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:22 am

_GASP!_

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

Don’t u mean _GRASP!_?

noodle March 4, 2012 at 11:49 am

don’t u meen _gulp_?

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

8O _grabz a shynee (or tuu) wyol teh grabbinz gud_

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

_ PB catches sum shinys .. blows a SMOOCH bak tu LCB ;) _ Wi haz mistted yoo !

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:25 am

Mmm… smooches…

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

Ohai, LCB! Sorry abowt teh pleh RLS (not Robber Lews Steverson)

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

Kwik kwik, ai gots tu get a foto ob LCB giibbing shineys away. Otterwise nowuns gonna beleeb it in teh morning. _flash bang wallop_ What a picshur. O_o LCB, should teh YNG’s be posing liek dat? They seems tu be akkustomed to habing teihr foto taken.

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:32 am

Er, um, yes. Well, they have to have their photos taken for their photo ID cards. And they have to be updated, um, daily. Security reasons. As far as u know.

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:46 am

Aifink I need to inspektify these photo ID cards. Just to mayke sure they is ..um… suffishuntly offishul. Yeah, that’s it, suffishuntly offishul.

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

Dey wull sai it iz ‘shopt!

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

Teh fotos will nawt be shopped, but tehy will hab to be ‘ediited’ fur teh sake ob decent sea. I wood nawt be ablol to send tehm fur processing utherwise. _wunders_ How much wud be LCB ablol tu charge du yuu think fur a callender of teh YNG;s and fyremens ?

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

Elebentee Poundz Sterlin fur eech munf!

booklion March 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

But…but…I woulds pay fur a calender if the fotos NAWt be shoppt! Kittehs no nuffin of dis decent sea ov witch yu speeks. Tehy purfurs dry land!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Woodent she gives tehm awai for charity?

booklion March 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

??!??!!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Did you mean to say that my artless comment betrayed my naivete?

booklion March 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Meezer Mom, yu reelly needs my lawyerfying skills to gets yur art-istic munnies frum LCB.

Unless yu r whooooooooooooshifying me!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Butt (!) dont we have to serve LCB wif our complaint? Where did she go annywy?

booklion March 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Prob’bly to teh bank to bankify teh munnies! We will watsch fur hur return, wevver today, tomorrow, or next week week week! then we pounsify on her, and gets teh munnies! Or, we could get paid in firemens.

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 1:58 pm

YNGs or firemenz. Aim okay wif eether.

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Teh bank? Yufinkso her will let teh munnies owt uv her hanz? Aifinkso her will get it chanjed tu shinees an taek tehm hoam tu sekrit layr an, um, ai nawt shur ai wanna gno what her duz in sekrit layr wif pyls uv shinees an awl tehm YNGs an firemens….

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Mai gibbon name iz Charity!!!1!! _loox at birf certifikit_

Um, yesh, dat iz hao yu spell Charity. _nods_ R-e-b-e-k-a-h. . . dat's rite.

So LCB iz tu b gibbon me uh YNG kallyndur fore FREE! O fankkes, LCB, fankees!! _shlurrpy wet kissez uv graddytude abownd_

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm
 * lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohai, AO….gud ideer! A pikshur is wurf elebenty wurds. _Snags Shiney as it flaiz oberhed_ Ooooooo….

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

Ohai LCB, sorre you haz teh pleh RLS. Fanks fur teh shinees….oooh….shinee….

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:47 am

8O sew mush shinee…an YNGs AND firemanz ! _gumbie pootz a roze in herz hare an trys to wype teh chonklit an fudgj off herz fays_

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 11:53 am

omai, lcb gibin awai shineeeees?? mus haev wun, mus! Waves to lcb fran tick lee, kan frow wun heer? runs off wif shineeee tu catch her own floooot…..

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Wei can has YNGs and firemanz too?

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Aifinkso LCB bringed enuff fur ebreewun! Hafway is nawt hao her duz ennyfing, nopenope!!!

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Ah, shinys awr prittee, but, cud yoo tossing mi a YNG insted? { { { LCB } } }

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

Meezer Mom struggols down teh street triiing tu hold on tu a beeg beeg balloon shayped liek a Cheezburger. Butt (!) teh wind iz tu strong an she starts tu flying awai. ..

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

_Grabs Meezer Mom’s anklol and starts getting floated awai also_ Littllol halp heer??

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

_digz clawz intew grownd and reeches up to grab neerest anklol_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

_grabs awn to Lungdocs feetz to help DK butt(!) a beeg gust uv wind blows…_ 8O

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm

_ grabs awn to GumbieKat adn starts to flote away wif ebrybunneh elss _ :shock:

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm

[insurt myoosikk noetz heer] Wee’r saylink awai….

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm

_jumpjumpjumps reeely ohai an grabbifies a anklol_ _starts singing_ Would you like to ride in mai beeyooteefull balloon?

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Yesh!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Heer it am. ..

tessm March 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm

u noes, ai thot uv dat song nawt-sekkund butt(!) figgerd ai wuz bein too old! ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

_panics_ _thinks quickly_ _reaches into pocket and pulls out cell phone_ _immediately starts taking video of this historic flite_

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

Skreechiz up to lcb wiffa contrack fur adbertizing awn her gnu abowt-tu-be-viral Youtoob bideo ub teh hystoriklol flite…

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

_big winged lion flies up kwikkly to catchify Meezer Mom and Lungdoc. Lion klaw akksicmadentally snags balloon and pops it._ Uh-oh!

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:32 am

Sumbuddy get out teh peeple catcsher thingy!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

_Spotstarsmom runswifakwikness an brings a big big floofi pillow fur teh cheezpeeps tew land on_ WHEW!!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:37 am

Thinking wiff a qwickness ebberybody! Fankies!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

_ KER PLOOF _ _ climbs up owt ob floofyness _ Whew! Watta ride! Fankys, Sportstarsmom.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:19 pm

dat wuz fun.. can we do it agen…can we..huh?!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Waytaminnit! Hoo am drybin yor wagon in teh prade? Mebbe yor hansum Shire hoarse noes teh root?

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm

yes, he lernifyed teh route…an he wont haz gon far, he stawps for noes skritches too mush!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Gudgud. In dat case. . . _ CB hawls owt a heely yum tank adn attachafys a gnu bloon _ _ Teh gnu bloon gets bigger adn bigger adn. . . _ :shock: Run foar teh hills!!! Itz gonna bloe!!!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm

_pullz teh bloon awffa teh tank, tyez it awf ontu a lawng string_ _luuks daon tu see cheezland reseeding away_ 8O _hangz awn_

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm

_runsawaiwifakwikness_ _runsbak_ Fanks foar teh save! _runsawai_ Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm
 * oops: sawree, AP.

Oh noes AP!!! Pleese come back!!! Hang awn….Wee need booklion tew halp AP! Ai’ll bring teh pillow!!!! AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:15 pm

_luuks daon, seez ssm runnin tu get unnerneef wiff a pillo_ _lets go ob teh bloon, flaylz legz tryin tu aimify at teh pillo_ _wowz, teh grownd is reely kommin up faaaaaaast!!!_

_POOF!_ (landz ryte awn teh pillo) Fankeez ssm! Spotstarsmom March 5, 2012 at 12:17 pm

_Watches wifaskayred as Ap fawls frum teh sky…..YAY!!! AP iz sayf!!!! Runsupwifakwikness tew AP and gibs hedbonks…sew glad ur sayf!!!_ AngelPlume March 5, 2012 at 12:53 pm

_hedbonk-cheekrub_ Ai is glad u wuz der wiff teh pillo! Aifink derz enuf heliumz in dat bloon tu tayk it tu teh moon! sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

_Sneezee taeks a deep breff frum teh heely yum tank_ _shouts inna ohai skweekee voyce wot can be hurd in awl fore kornurz uv Cheezland_ HAAALP!!! AP IS FLOATIN AWAI!! SUM BUNNY DEW SUMFING!! _dusts handz tugevver_ Well, mai wurk heer iz dun.

lolcatburglar March 4, 2012 at 11:39 am

_wonders if she should get a briefcase or a duffel bag for all teh moneys this video is gonna bring in_

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

If munnies come frum video, you knoes they has to go to Meezer Mom and to Lungdoc, write? As they is teh Talent.

AnemoneOne March 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

booklion, yoo reely do nawt think taht LCB has let tehm get away wiffout signing a con track do yoo [emfassiss on teh con]. Teyh will be getting teh ten purrsent, between tehm, after deductoblols of cors, and LCB in her mannijjment posishun will get teh rest.

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

Hmm…aifink you may be right, AnemoneOne. What to do, what to do… _grabs breefcase out ov the air, pulls out pair of breefs._ No, wait, that’s not what I wanted! _reeches into breefcase again, pulls out scroll. Opens scroll, which reeds LAW DEGREE frum ACME UNIBERSITEE_ There! MeezerMom, Lungdoc, if you need anywun to go to court for you so you gets yur munnies frum video, call on me!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

Mebbe yu need a jigsaw fur deeviding up teh moneys wiff awl teh starz uv teh bideo?

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:12 pm

_ nods _

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

_Eets shwimps wile enjoying teh spektiklol_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

Here comes GumbieKat! She haz an eggsited to be at her nawt-sekkund parayd tu be sillybrayting the noo lolcats home wiv cheezpeeps noo an awld!

She be drivin a bewtimuss bowtop gypsy wagon, named ‘Chloe’ in onnur ov herz beeluvved hart-kitteh. Teh wagon iz pulled bai a beeg hansum Shire horse. Himz coat iz lawng an pure wite an it shynes an glows in the sunbeems. He lyks to stawp so yu can rub himz sawft fuzzy noes!

Himz silkee mayn an taylol iz brayded wiv dayses an buttacups an ova himz bakk iz a cheezpeeps map blankee and panniers filled wiv hand-mayd kandees an shinee badjes that say “Sey Cheez!” fur ebbrywun to tayke as she passes! Teh wagon iz payntid in shades uv cream an primrose, an the beeg wooden weels hav garlandz uv fairee lites that twinkle britelee.

Teh roof ov the wagon iz payntid wiv joowell cullured flutterbys an dragyflys, an glittery bloonz an streemaz catch teh breez. The frunt panels are carved wiv the cheezpeeps kittehs – past an present – an dekorayted wiv elebenty hunnerd rozes ov awl diffrunt culurz wiv teh sweet sweet scents.

Theer is a roze fur every cheezpeep in cheezland, an Gumbie froes the rozes intu teh crowd … doan wurry, they haz no pointee ends an they last furebber! :D

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

Dass byootimuss!

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

gm ketchez a rose…_Fangs GumbieKat!_ Watt a byootimus flote an horsee! Um…am ennybunny gunna tri tu retreeb Meezer Mom frum teh clowdz?

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

O grate! AN Lundoc nao…_sheesh_

Spotstarsmom March 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Dey sayf, teh giant pillow sayved dem!!! Dey went POOFWHOOOMP!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

Yay, GumbieKat !!

Juss LUUK at taht waggon nd teh ginawmuss hawss !!

_ PB trize tu catch a roze in hims teef nd luk cool .. lanz wun in hims noaz :oops: _

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

OOOOoooohh! AAAAaaaaaahh! Such prittih!! _Awestruck, Ai am it_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

_ketchez a roaz, gibs it a sniff_ Mmmmm, sweet! :) Fankeez GK!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:37 am

Ai lubs roazes, dey r mai fayborite fleur. Nomnoms sum ov teh yummi kandee an grabs sum badjes tew put on mai shert, ai tye small badjes on pritteh ribbuns arown Spot and Star sew they luk pritteh (dey iz alreddy pritteh, but shinees ar hard tew pass up). Uh-oh, Spot wud ravver pway wif teh stwing and bat bat bat teh badje…silleh Fuzz.

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

Oh fankees Gumbie fur the roazes an badjes!!!

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm

yes, ai lykes teh shinee badges sew folks know ai have been tu Cheezland. roses are most beautimus, nd teh wun ai grabbed keeps shifting cullur, cawse ai neber could desyde whut my favorite coller ov rose iz!

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

oooh, majik roses, i lieks! catches rose, runs off to catch up wif her own floot….

op_sMama March 4, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Majikul! Marbulless! Maggyneefeescebt! Yea! _catches a rose the color of happiness and drinks in the heady aroma_

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

_sigh_ I lubs dis place.

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Ai lubs teh mayn an taylol brayded wiv dayses an buttacups! Gud jawb awn ur nawt sekond parayd, GumbieKat!!

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm

_pins teh shinee badj on jakkit_ Fanks, GumbieKat! _rubs teh sowft horsie noze_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Ohmai, is so byootimuss!!! Teh wagon an horsie an flowrs an dekrayshuns an an an… is juss byootimuss!

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm

_is speechlis at teh byootimus hors adn wagon_ Gud job, GumbieKat!!

Jeanne Handley McLaughlin March 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm

i lurves the timewarpssssssssss

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 3:15 pm

tried logging with facebook… do not like!

Spotstarsmom March 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Whut a BIG pritteh hawsee…_stans bak in awwwww at how pritteh teh hawssee iz, can’t halp maiself mus stroak pritteh hawssees silkee noas, hello big boi!_

damommza March 4, 2012 at 11:29 am

Ohai awl teh cheezpeepz! Sunovawot adn Damommza haz maed a powet tree float for ebberyone tu hazza powet tree wif! We be frowin owt lawts of letturs adn wurds fur ebbery won tu taek hoem adn maek wunnermus powems wif. Teh flowt iz awl dekorated wif tihs powem!

Teh lolpurrayd hazza kawm tu town adn awl teh peeps is happee we iz wavin tu teh marchers adn dressing verree snappy!

Teh Cween iz leeding teh parrayd adn every buddy cheers az herz passes by us herz frows kukees in teh airs

We cna see teh conga rats weer ring briyt chapeaus danzers frum Miz Foofytaylz tappatappatappin on teihr toez

teh tee kart iz pyled OHAI wif noms uv ebbery shayp fawr all teh happee teapeeps adn decorated wif red crepe

pettuls adn cofn….conef….bitz of paypurr ar fawlin froo teh ayr nomz adn drinkees floe in lotz for lotz tu shayr

evvrywun shood be heer form teh Cheezpeepz Hoos Hoo ai hoep “Teh Cure” ar cumin so we haz sum “Love Cats” tu

awl teh flotez adn decumrayshunz teh bestest evver mayd tehrez nuffin els cood match it: TEH LOLCATZ PURRAYD

_Teh cheezpeepz is welcum tu leeve sum powetry oar wurds on teh bak of teh float wehre teh ginormus rittin baord adn fuzzy markers am located fur yoor rhymin and reedin pleazure!

Puddy_tat March 4, 2012 at 11:31 am

Drives a Catbus along, carrying the kittehs who were napping and missed Annipuss’s bus

http://www.petergoff.co.uk/blog/uploaded_images/catbus-759248.jpg

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

_tee-hee_ Its furreh! :)

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:52 am

Puddy_tat March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am
 * lol: ai want a ride!

Catbus does not go out in teh rain though, and the schedule may be disrupted by sudden naps

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Adn teh route may b changified by noms frown frum teh floats.

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm
 * lol: Wi shud awl catch taht bus !!

_tcw purtens to nap so she kan ryd de Catbus_

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Maggniffisent !! Ginormus !! _waybes tu kittehs_

Nennepus March 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

oooh – it’s the catbus frum “My friend Totoro”!!!!

_sits and watches the parayd, quietly nomming cookies and smelling rosies and lafflafflaffing at all the antiques going on_ _smiles happilee at all the life coming back to cheezland_

booklion March 4, 2012 at 2:46 pm

_pounses on Nennepus!_ vil du ha champers og suklaa? _gibs Nennepuss big floot of shampayne and sordid Fazer choklit-coated bikkies._ yu can has catnip cookies, if yu purrfurs.

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

BOOKLION!!! So good to see you – I am so late for this parade, have just gotten home from a visit wif mai dad. I know I have ur address sumwhere and ai hope to write to u some time this year! (((Booklion)))

booklion March 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Upfi! Yu noes, I has Christmas giftie to send you, but nevver has yet gotten it in teh mail. fdI has not forgottinged you…I just needs a YNG to help me wif teh packgae wrappsing and going to teh PO. { { { { Upfi } } } }

Upfi March 5, 2012 at 4:25 am

Oh, hao ai DO noes teh feeling!!! Is so gud to see you, though! And awl teh others!

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

BOOP!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Izza mad booper! LOL

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Bedder tahn a bad mooper, rite? ;)

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Adn it reminds mi ob owr gud frend, teh wun adn onlee Maus. Nebber will he be forgottin.

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

BOOP!

(((4point5kittehs)))

Oh mai!!! Awl mai old frenz and gnu frenz and almost 500 comments – it’s like going back to the glorious past, only it is today! Or tomorrow – wun minute after midnight in Jurmanee!

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Ohai, Upfi, ai iz a liddlol laet tuu. . . awlmose oberwhaleming sew mini fings tu reed an say an kommint awn! Butt(!) wot a happe place tudai. _lawng size uv contintmint_

Nennepus March 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

ooh – Booklion!!! Schmoooooo!!! ooh – shampers!!! and I never say no to chonklit!!!
 * -D

lunarmommy March 4, 2012 at 11:32 am

heer comes lunarmommy, peddloling az hard az she can on herz liddle red trisikkle!! wif sparkly streemers an many-colurd bloonz flying from teh handolbars an teh hown iz skwirting kandeez owt over teh crowd an blaring Planet Claire by teh 52-Beez!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:35 am

_catchifiez a candy_ Fankeez LM!!! Ur lil red tryciklol am berry shinee!! B careful LCB duzn’t grabbifyingz it!!!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

ai saw yoor lil red tryke on teh noo year parayd photos lunar… iz juss as cyoot an pritty as ai hoped :) fankees fur teh candees!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:37 am

Luk at Lunarmommy nd her red trycyclol :D !! Lissen tu thoas 52-Bs hum n sing !!

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Yu shur yu dint “boro” trisikul frum tidmum? nd wair iz she tudai, ennywai?

nightshayde March 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm

LOL – I’ve been getting this song stuck in my head on and off for a couple of weeks. It’s a good one!

Planet Claire has pink hair All the skies are red No one ever dies here Nothing has a head

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm

it’s better than “tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree”

that’s been in my head today…. yikes!

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

MamaCat koms along wif her floot ob flutterbais an flowers, pulled bai awl 15 ob her kittehs. Dere iz Princess, Mama, Sonny, Tigger, Scrappy, Duke, Duchess, Tweety, Junior, Ringo, Zebby, Missy, Casper and in teh bery front, Miss Mia and Miss Cali! Awn the floot dere bee awl kinds ob flowers. Dere bee: Alyssum, Bee Balm, Carnations, Daisies, Evening Primrose, Ferns, Gladiolas, Hollyhocks, Iris’s, Jonquils, Korean Lilac, Lilies, Morning Glories, Nasturtiums, Orchids, Peonies, Queens Anns Lace, Roses, Snapdragons, Tigerlilies, Umbrella tree leaves, Violets, Wax begonias, Xylobium orchids, Yellow violets, Zebra striped hollyhocks, and many, many more. And then there are all the butterflies, all different colors! There are Amber, Blue, cinnamon, deep purple, emerald green, fern green, Ginger, Harvest Gold, indigo, Jade, Kelly green, lilac, Mauve, Navy blue, Olive, Pink, Quartz, Rose, Salmon, Teal, Umber, Violet, White, Xtreme neon, Yellow, Zebra striped! An awl teh flutterbais in awl teh colors iz sittin on complimentary color ob flowers! Cept fur those who iz flyin above teh floot. MamaCat iz sittin awn teh tawp, frowing owt flowers and flutterbais on stiks, an their wings reely move up an down an teh flowers reely smell (nice, too). Ohai ebreebuddee, haz sum pretties, an sum shinees…… MamaCat frows and frows tu ebreebudee along teh rowt….

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

_catchez a flutterbai onna stick_ _flapz itz wingz_

Fankeez, mamacat!!! Datz a beyooootiful floot!!!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

Oooh, luk at teh pritteh fluttebais. Mamacat haz lotz uv kittehs an dey iz awl byotimuss. _Catches flutterbai onna stik an iz fassynated by teh wings moobin up an daown._

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

Wowz, dats impressib! U eben gotted a cuplol ob alfybits in der! :lol:

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

such a pritty flaot Mamacat – ai lubs flowas an flutterbais tew! Does Zebra stryped wuns am bewtimuss _wun lans awn Gumbiekats finga fur a littlol wile_ :D Ai ca haz sum nastirtiums fur Upfi?

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm

ob coreess u kan haz sum nastirtiums for Upfi, dey iz mai most fay borrit flowers! i haz dem awl ober, an in mai salads tu!! hands GumbieKat a huge bouquet ob nasturtiums tu gib Upfi….

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm

fankees so mush! tehy iz wunnermuss plants aifinkso….so brite an cullerful, an yu can nom them, an tehy keep away teh pesty bugs frum teh uvver plants!

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Yay for teh kittehs adn flutterbys! Prittih!!

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

_tries to catch a nasturshum_

Ai lubs to nom flowers!!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

PB joyns teh purrayd awn an old bycyclol with shiny lether saddlol nd a frame just liek bieks yoost tu be !! o__ _.>/ _ __________________(_)_\(_)___________________________

Hiz bycyclol goze UP nd Down nd up nd down as hi rieds alawng coz teh wheels am off-senter liek a circus biek :cool: !!

Uther cyclolists joyn PB az wi all ried down teh boolevard … it looks liek Melburn in teh ’70s (spookily so :roll: ).

Tehre’s a pretty girl wiht long hair .. is shi a hippee ?? Nd a penny-farthing biek taht is sohigh !!

Teh peeplol passign by WAVE nd cawl owt to us frum tehir cars.. we IGNORR tehir distrakshens nd pedlol happily in teh centre lane ;) _ hee, hee, hee, hee :roll: _

Moozic nd singing can be hurd .. it’s a catchee toon nd ebbrybuddy sings!! Wi wave nd ride tu teh town centre nd we SMYLOL coz its great tu see owr frends :D

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

Oh, is grayet to see so many bi and tri cyciklols! It wulds mayke our Ambercat bery bery happy to see dis. So we bees happy on her beehalf.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

_hugz booklion wif a feerce._ { { { { bl } } } }

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:57 am

_Wipees away a mmoistness frum eies._ { { { { Cweemj } } } }

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

Shi shoor wud, Booklion !! _ waivs tu Booklion :D _

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

_waives to Poussinboi, and ruffles teh chickie floof on his hed_ Yu made a great parade entry, yu did.

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Ozcatmum March 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm
 * oops: ;)

_snerk_ :wink: Dis parayd am sew wunnerful! Ai juss arrived an dere is almost fiev hunnerd commints!!!! Wat a faberlus eyedia, ebrywun! :)

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Welkom, OCM !! Glad yoo mayd it !! Maybi Ms Kitty will show, hoo noaz ;) ??

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

_waives at PB as him cyclols alawng_ ai used to sing tihs sawng wen ai wuz a littlol kidlet !

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:40 pm

_SMYLOLS at owld fren PB_

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:06 pm

_WAVES nd WAVES :D _

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Yay, pb! Yew luks gud awn dat fing. ;-)

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Yay for pb adn teh bouncy bicyclol musics! Boing, boing, boing!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm

lurves yer lil bike!!! @@@@@

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Aw, shucks !! _ Ai ‘borrode’ it nd had tu maik it ‘fit’ ;) _

catena March 4, 2012 at 11:36 am

_catena folloez behind, dressd in tan kovah awlz, wif eh huj brum, en dust real siez dust pan, adn a kovahd brite-blu bukkit awn wheelz._

SUMWONZ gawt tu klene awp awl dat safari animalolz mess!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

Catena–Yu iz in show bizziness!

catena March 4, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Iz hurd dat!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

_aiz catena suspishusly_ And just whair did u gitting dat bloo bukkit, ma’am??? ;)

catena March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Yu has a lawn nauw, dontja? _wundahz wut Tea Ess Ay will sae_

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:16 pm

oh, ai wuz gunna do that after everyfing wuz dun!

_grabs bruum an startz halpin_

catena March 4, 2012 at 1:48 pm

sum won elz wif noe tiem tu dee sign a flote!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm

ai needs sum kompost too!!! holds out bukkit!!!

catena March 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Hear….let me slop sum awf dis stuff ova tu yu!

tessm March 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

haow did u knows? :oops:

adorable smudgie March 4, 2012 at 11:39 am

ahem

Would like to intrdooce the Cat Pack float wit Frank and Dino and Sammy Kittehs in teh sharkskin soots backed by Count Cheezy Big Band….

Fly me to toona moon where we nom amongst the stars Let me see wat toona’s like from cosmic toona jars In udder wurds – hold my paw In udder wurds – darling, sniff me

Fill my tray with noms and let me feest for evah more Smudgie be the kitteh all the jellicles adore In udder words – join the queue In udder words – I lubs yew

Fill my plate with cod and skate and slices of grilled cheese Let me nom for one more song, the gushies smudgie needs In udder wurds – gets a clue In udder wurds -

In udder words In udder words – I lubs yew

booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

Oh, Adorable Smudgie, you is az brilliant az evver! _gibs Smudgie playte of butter0fried skate, wiff garnish of catnip sprig._

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am


 * lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Smudgie, u am too adorablol fur werds!!!!

damommza March 4, 2012 at 11:44 am

Tihs TROOLY am adorablolololol!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

Ai haz tew agree wif teh Cween, Smudgie yew iz adorable!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

_singz along… gets stukk ryte away at “toona”_ 8O Toona? Wayr?

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 11:56 am

Ai iz floating awlreddi, Smudgie … YAY !! _ duz a littlol dans dans dans ;) _

adorable smudgie March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

tank yew – yew is a lubberly awdians

catena March 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Awn Koar!

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Hoalds up sell fone ! Awn Koar !

neenerbeener March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Bravo Bravo!!

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:17 pm

_clapptiy clappity_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm

_clapity clapity clap_ :)

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:13 pm

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

doctorcat March 4, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Dass wunnerful! @@@@@@@@@@@

damommza March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

Ohai awl teh cheezpeepz! Sunovawot adn Damommza haz maed a powet tree float for ebberyone tu hazza powet tree wif! We be frowin owt lawts of letturs adn wurds fur ebbery won tu taek hoem adn maek wunnermus powems wif. Teh flowt iz awl dekorated wif tihs powem!

Teh lolpurrayd hazza kawm tu town adn awl teh peeps is happee we iz wavin tu teh marchers adn dressing verree snappy!

Teh Cween iz leeding teh parrayd adn every buddy cheers az herz passes by us herz frows kukees in teh airs

We cna see teh conga rats weer ring briyt chapeaus danzers frum Miz Foofytaylz tappatappatappin on teihr toez

teh tee kart iz pyled OHAI wif noms uv ebbery shayp fawr all teh happee teapeeps adn decorated wif red crepe

pettuls adn cofn….conef….bitz of paypurr ar fawlin froo teh ayr nomz adn drinkees floe in lotz for lotz tu shayr

evvrywun shood be heer form teh Cheezpeepz Hoos Hoo ai hoep “Teh Cure” ar comin so we haz sum “Love Cats” tu

awl teh flotez adn decurayshunz teh bestest evver mayd tehrez nuffin els cood match it: TEH LOLCATZ PURRAYD

_Teh cheezpeepz is welcom tu leeve sum powetry oar wurds on teh bak of teh float wehre teh ginormus rittin baord adn fuzzy markers am located fur yoor rhymin and reedin pleazure!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

_gavvers up sum wurdz-n-letturz, grabz a fuzzeh markur_

Ebrybuddyz happeh Adn enjoyin teh parayd Plz watch owt foar pyolz Dat teh haffalumps has mayd

damommza March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

_SNERK_ Tahts TOOO funneee!!! _kare folololee walks arownd teh pyolz!

catena March 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm

O grate. Moar poop.

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Be glad u nawt hastu wurk at teh park ebry day. Its a gud fing teh Burfday Fayree lends us sum trollz fur teh nasteh stuffs.

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

O.O

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 12
 * 43 pm

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm
 * lol:

WooHoo!! Luuk! Luuk! It’s Damommza adn Sunovawot! _catches a handful ob bewtimuss werds tu take home_ _takes a fuzzy marker adn rites, ‘Fankees!’ in big letters on teh rittin board_

damommza March 4, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Yoo is welkom!!! Yoo endjoyin teh parayd? Iz sewsewsew gudgudgud tu see ebbery buddy heer awl happee adn hazin fun! :-D

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm

_Taykes az menny letturz az hurr kan karree tu mayke a pome foar Cheezland_

Ode Tu Cheezland

Dis playce it iz mai hoam nao Ai’ve noen foar menny wiles It awlwayz maykes mee cumfurblolz It awlwayz maykes mee smilol

Teh peeps dey R soe frenlee Teh bestist in teh whirlled Wee R a grate beeg familee Ower Cheezland flag unfurld

Teh fings wee haz in kawmin Ower kittehs, soles an harts Dey bind us inna macrame Dat nebber comes apart

An wen ai’m feelin daon an bloo Der’s awlwayz sumwun heer Hu’ll goe dat eggstra mylol foar mee Tu spred a littlol cheer

Der awlwayz wil bee dowterz Hu sez, “Doze nawt yoar frenz! Yu duzn’t eeben noe doze peeps! Dis badlee shure wil endz!”

Butt (!) ai noez awl ai needz tu noez Mai cheezfrenz dey R troo An ai’ll come bak tu share a lol An sillybrate wif yu

AngelPlume March 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Ohai ‘Niser! Dats a grate pome … did it go tu modurayshunz yefferday? Aha… derz teh saym c-u-m combinayshun dat put damommzaz nawt-sekkund attempt intu modurayshunz tuu. Ai runz intu dat wun alot. _hedbats WP_

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 11:40 am

ai hazzen’t been inna parade before, nd my nawt-sekkund try got moderated sew ai’m gunna try again ~ sorry if it winds up dubble-posting!

Far away in teh distance, coming closer tu teh parade route on JCH4K Blvd iz a thudding sownd ~ clank, clunk, thud, thud, ~ and coming down the street, leading the way for laughingcats’ float is someone we all recognize, evan tho he’s owt uv uniform ~ http://cheezburger.com/View/5903304448 and he iz pedalling fur awl he’s wurth, almost acheeving warp speed while leeding teh way fur laughingcats.

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

She iz slowly and ponderously mooving down teh rode (at leest teh float iz) in dis:

http://cheezburger.com/View/5883339520

(now, taht iz a before photo. pleese imagine it wit glitter paynt shining awn teh legs adn body, wit sparklers going awf onna top.) Sitting in teh drivers seat iz laughingcats (lookowt!!) wit her kittehs wif her. Balerion iz in teh frunt seet (cawse he allus calls shotgun nawt-sekkund) while teh floofy OBNP brudders FuzzBuzz adn Dagoba ar by teh side door, which iz open. Nawt tu wurry, dey gotz dere safety harnesses awn! Awl teh kittehs hab dose rocket guns whut shoot T-shirts into crowds, only dese are filled wit kitty treets (Balerion) adn hooman candy (FuzzBuzz) and multi-cullered sparkly nekklaces nd tiaras (Dagoba, cawse himz lykes teh sparkle bawls bestest ov all!) teh gunz hab been modified sew dey doan knock ennybuddy ovar oar hurt sumone, but dey poof owt smoke nd make a satisfying popping noise taht gets attenshun. laughingcats iz wearing her nicest (=cleenest) Princess Leia robes (teh one dat’s a hoody which we meet Leia in) adn a modified pair uv eermuffs wit teh floofy bits remooved nd a cupple uv braided cinnamon bread loaves tied tu the eer parts. laughingcats hasta be careful nawt tu get two close tu enny birdies, espeshially hungree wuns. The sound system iz blasting John Williams music (I actually have the soundtrack album frum 1977 on vinyl ~ man, I’m old!!) adn teh windsheeld wipers (which are light sabers) are moving wit teh beet. Teh cheezpeeps jump tu dere feets nd yell, especially when laughingcats gets tu close too teh curb, nd folks gotta get owta teh way quikk!! Dis ting iz hard tu steer, doan fergit dat. Wit eech heavy step, teh AT-AT VW bus moves along, making room fur whut iz comming next, namely, teh guy stukk pikkin up teh cat adn kidlet treet wrappers! He actually iz a minion uv Balerion, hoo iz a basement cat, butt(!) a tidy cat.

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

So following teh float iz a hired stormtrooper, http://cheezburger.com/View/5879277056

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

who iz pulling behind a trash can for clean-up! http://cheezburger.com/View/4753327616

catena March 4, 2012 at 12:12 pm

_snekez awp_ _steelz arr tu bukkit_ diz won awlmost maiks klene awp ufn!

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

_Hazza hilaree us_ Berry kree yay tiv LC!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

Yay!!! Whut an entranse!!! Lubs teh myoosic (I had the soundtrack album on vinyl too so don’t feel bad!)! _Grabs sebberul sparklee bawls tew add tew ower colleckshun ob sparklee bawls fur Spot tew play wif (we can nevver hab enuf fur hur). Fankee Laugingcats!!!!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm

_wispurz_ Ai has dat album tu :oops: _wayvz arms lyke conductur wif teh myuzik_

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

Huzzah for minions cleaning up! Don’t forget the safari detritus!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:00 pm

_gumbie moovs herz toes awai frum teh kerb_ booklion March 4, 2012 at 11:43 am
 * lol: wow! what an amayzin veehickle LC! an yu luuk grate :)

LOVE IT!!!

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 11:52 am

Dass grate, laughingcats!

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

O, deer! ai fotso ai had nuvvur 15 minutz b4 prade wuz tu strat. _runs in wifowt greneshuz awn_ ai finkso cawblur wuz tu bizzy wif cawbling Jch4 bullvadr tu get mai shuz bak tu me but tarara iz awl pawliched up and ai has brung mai majic bottomles picnik baskit. pls to help yur slef tu enny nomz ub ebree kined imajinbul. Iz a byutuful dai fur owr prade. and iz so gud tu se so menny peepulz we has nawt sede fur lawng tiemz.

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

_goze tu mingul nd ketchup wif awl_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:52 am

Ohai Lady Mondegrene! Wee haz nawt met beefor. _extens floofi paw in frenships_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm

ohai Lady M … may ai cawl yu Lady M? :oops: fankees fur teh noms :) _dips herz paw in teh baskit_ …. ooo donuts! fankees!

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Ohai{ { { { { { { { { { { { { SSM nd GK } } } } } } } } } } } } } iz nais tu mete yu. Wilcum tu owr wunnurful plais nd tu awl da nomz yu can n joy. I haz nawt sede Dame Janet, oar owr Duchess Jamamamamama yet. Haz yu sene dem? Dey shud be heer tu hlep da cween wif me. tu be shur ebreewunz has a gud tiem

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm

U luuk lublee n ur bayer feetz, Lady. Teh grene toesis nayle pawlish is bery stunning. Oh, b shur tu wach ware u walk…..dere r sum pylols ov stuff u donut wnat tu steps in.

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

_bows to Lady Mondegrene_

Oh mai – whut an honor, Mylady!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Upfi! ohai! _sproings a feela_ ai haz sum nasturshums fur yu frum MamaCats flaot! tehy iz a littlol skwished butt(!) still tastee aifinkso :)

obai!

burfdayfairy March 4, 2012 at 11:50 am

heer comes teh burfday fairy flitter-fluttering hi above teh street on herz byootiful bloo wingz! she swishes her majiklol burfday wand an sparkly confettis come owt! an kandeez too!

———-___¤¤¤¤жжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭____

___¤¤¤¤жжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭____———-

———-___¤¤¤¤жжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭____

___¤¤¤¤жжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_____¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭____———-

down below in teh street, sebenty-six reformed trollz frum teh burfday goodie faktory iz marching in formation! they iz wonderfuly clad in turkoize shooz, orinje stockings, chartroos knee-britches, red shirts, purplol vests, an shiny green hats wif gold pompoms on top!! tehy iz marching in fansee steps an manoovers, thusly:

oh look! they haz stopped marching, an now iz forming words! lets see what wurds teh tame trollz are making:

HOORAY FOR TEH NOO CHEEZLAND LOLCATS SITE!!!!!

iznt that amazing, ladeez an gentulmanz!!

also, plz remember to stop by teh burfday pavilion to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Monkeypaw, SteamingPile, owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh, Sunovawot, Cholius an evreewun else hoo iz habbing a burfday today! :D an enjoy sordid cuppiecaeks wif fansee frostings, icecreem cones, party punch, kandeez, baloonz an fansee party hats, an grab bags ob all yor favrit burfday goodies!! :D

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:56 am

Happee Burfday tew mai fren Cholius and tew awl teh cheezpeeps habbin Burfdays tew day!!! Fankees burfday fairy fur teh grab bags, we iz gonna need dem fur awl teh wunndermuss stuff awl ower frens hab given us tewday!

FANKEES TEW AWL TEH CHEEZPEEPS FUR AWL TEH GOODEES!!!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Happee Burfday EBBRYWUN, speshlolly Sunovawot nd Cholius ;)

_ PB jumps up n down nd trize tu do a silleh wawk … fawls flat awn hims fais :oops: _

_ Puts awn a party hat nd taiks a SMALL serv ov caek _

Thx Burfday Fairy :D

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm

fankees Burfday Fairy an happee burfday to cholius an awl teh uvevr burfday bois and gurrls! AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm
 * lol: tohse trolls haz a unfy!

And heer aifawt trollz wuz silleh enuff awn der own… but wawkin lyke dat! :lol:

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:17 pm

happytayl burfday, Sunovawot!!!!

amandakat March 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm

clappity clappity. is a wun dermus day !!

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

Heer comz tteh Cheezland Hyhlan Pypes an Drums! Awl teh ban iz wherin kilt uninforms in teh Stewart plaide.

Nawt second dey r leaded biy teh Pype Major, whering a beeg bearskin hat an flourishein de baton wit silber knob on top as he prances an leeds at de front of de lion.

Affer heim comes de flage corps, jugloling and twirloling de jiant reid flages wiv pitchers uv cheezburgers on dem. Dey fulter an snap in de breez.

Den marshes de maine band wiv a swagger an a sway, palying de bagpipes lowd—lowd—lowd! De aiar plyin “Cheezland de Grate.” Dey wher blak bonnets wif tasslols, wile der kilts squirrl around der baer nees. (Not to be aksin wat be unner de kilts.) Awl de bagpiges has de reid tasslols wayving between de pypes.

Den comes marshing de drums: liddlol, medjum, and Hughes—lowd—lowd—lowd! An de trow der drum sticks in de ayr wit a proud and de beeg reid tasslels fly upndown as dey play:

Hale, lan of cheezyburgr Choysest fud ob kittehs deer Wei has awl asemloled heer To laff owt louuuud. Wei awl eschew gud spelin An gramer too—to telin Awl frenly, kind, an awl wei has a prowd.

Pleez let mei neber roam, Cheezlan iz mai tru hoam, Wen wei ken trabel heer wei djus kant wate! Dis wher the word gayms plyin Dis wher de puns be flyin Comfurt if wei be cryin: Cheezland de Grate!

Heer in di Lan of Cheeze Wei sai jus paly nis pleez Wen wei dizcus de lolcat of de hower. Wei awl lub kittehs heer Dey brings us so mush chear Wei lub to chat abut dem any howr.

Pleez let mei neber roam, Cheezlan iz mai tru hoam, Wen wei ken trabel heer wei djus kant wate! Dis wher the word gayms plyin Dis wher de puns be flyin Comfurt if wei be cryin: Cheezland de Grate!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 11:59 am

_Clappity clappity happeetayledansedansedanse fur teh wundermuss hylan band and byootimuss powem. Ai lub hylan ban an ai iz lissenun tew celtic myoosic ryte naow!_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

_duz cheezlan hylan fling wiv Ssm_ _dansdansdans_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Wheee!!! Ai lykes teh flingin!!!! Wheeeee!!!

annipuss March 4, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Clappity clappity! Eggsalad!

Browniesgurl March 4, 2012 at 12:04 pm

_having settled Brownie down, Browniesgurl falls into step with the marshy band, singing along as Brownie trots ahead with tail high and one of Gumbiecat’s lovely roses behind one floppy ear_

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Woooo Hooooooooo !!!!111!!!! _ throas flours tu Twocatwoman :D _

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Taht maeks me proud tu be a Cheezlander! Hoot, woot!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Cheezlander…..yesh!!

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Oh how I lubz deh baggy pipez!!! W000t!!!!! Way tu go, twucatwumman!!!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Teh Stewart plaid…..Kim Kiwi’s famblee tartan. Maeks it feel laik she am wif us 2dae. Fankeez, TwoCatWoman…..is byootimus sawng.

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Huzza for teh Cheezlander song adn teh amazin pipez adn drums! Fanks, twocatwoman!!

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Nuffing iz worn unner teh kilts. Iz awl in purrfeck wurking order.

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:26 pm

_snerk!_

NONNA March 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm

OH, OH! IS NOT OVER, IZIT? NICE NAYBOR CAME TO CHECK ON US AND WHEN I TRYD TO ESPLANE I WAS IN PURRAYDE HE JUS LOOKED ASKANCE AT ME.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:09 pm

No nawt ovva Nonna. Awl teh flaots still be paraydin or parkt up to lukkk at an awl the bandz be playin still :D

carosue March 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Iz nawt over! Der is still teh kiddie’s cat purade and contest, and the “identify this bit of debree” clean-up party. I haz fount a piese uf the cheezburger butt which alwmost floo away wif half the parade. I fink it will be the winning entry! An I hazza kitteh for the kiddie parade. Izza sigh a meez but mostly luks like a white kitteh.

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Don’t worry about missing anything, Nonna. Parades like ours go on for dayz adn weeks. Parade route kannawt be mapped onna flat surface aifinknawt. Many branchez adn loops adn timewarps. (Its just a jump to teh left, adn tehn a step to teh right…)

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm

let’s do teh timewarsps agin!!! holds up lighter!!!

tidmum March 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

I nebber pwomissed yoo a rose gardin……. \But yoo can all has a big fat roast beest dinner ChezTid….wiv steemed syruo spunge an tusserd for afters :D _wabes at awl teh Cheezers_ Lub yoo guise :D xxxxxxxx

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

_ SMOOCH { { { tidmum } } } _

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm

_ Hee, hee !! Ai mentid SCHMOO … :lol: _

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:55 pm

yeah, we noe whut yu ment ;)

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Derez a diffrunse?

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Hee, hee !! Yesh, SCHMOO is an air kiss ;)

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Are we still coming to your house for the ‘Lympics?

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:32 pm

_grabbifyz a hunkka roasted beestee_ NOM!!!! Fankeez, TiddleeMom!!!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:33 pm

syrup spunge an tusserd – omonomnom _droolz a littlol_

Lady Mondegrene March 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Well, no wundur wy yu wrnt heer tu se awl teh goinz awn, slabin obut a hawt stove maiking owr dinnur. Bles yu, { { { { { { { { { { { { TM } } } } } } ( ai fawtso sumwun stolend yur trysikul)

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Ohai, Tidmum! Cna u splain wut is steemed syruo spunge an tusserd? Ai donut noe ov dis.

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm

me eever, but ai’s hungree nd will eet ennyfing whuts edible.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:24 pm

iz bery Briddish! spunge pudding awl nise an hawt cos iz steamed, wiv golddyn syrup awn it an creemy custird…nommy!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Tidmum iz a prrrrrrrrfektlee WUNDERFUL cook.

ENEthing she maeks iz deelishusn an nootrishus! Yoo donut haz to noe – just enjoy! ;)

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Ohai Tidmum! Its sew myse tew meet new frens. _eggstens floofi paw uv frenships_

tidmum March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Ohai Spotstarsmom :D _Shakes floofy paw wiv a gladness_ _Extends floofypaws to AWL teh cheezfrenz, gnu and OldGuard _ Teh Tidhowse is happitayl to be back amungst frenz agen :D

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm

(((tidmum)))

So good to see you!!!

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

MamaCat pulls her floot ober an answers her phone….”she is?…..no!….how wonnerful…..yesh, mus go, in paraid….i sed, am in padriad…..neber mind, mus go naow……” MamaCat and floot pull bak owt, wif mamacat cheering frum awn taop ob floot “DIL koms hoem frum horspital tumorrow!!!!” ober an ober wile frowing flutterbais and flowers on stiks to crowd……..

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Yay! Tahts good gnus.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Woot fur deh DIL kumming home!!! { { { { MC & DIL } } } }

ruledbyfantima March 4, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Korm-grad-yew-layshins to MamaCat an her DIL!!!!!!11ty!

Dunno why dey dinnit unnerstand, yew was perfickly clear yew waz inna paraid. An whut a magnifisint paraid it iz!!

_cheers wif loud WOOPs an frowz korm-fetti maid frum reel kormz_

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 1:03 pm

O, dat’s BERRY gudgud noos! _dansis amun de flauers_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm

W00t W00t!!!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Conga rats tew MamaCat on hur egssellent noos!!!

lion_rainbow March 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Ohai ohai ohai!! :)

Ai maed it, ai maed it! Beein hoem frum baykayshun adn in tiem for teh purr-aid!

Ai brought chonklit four ebrywun!

In teh shaep ob litlol skies, so we kan bee slippin adn slidin…whieeeeeeehhhh..dere ai goes!

Adn wenn we ar dun wiff teh skiing part, we kan eat dem! Yay! hurray!

Hands owt teh chonklit skies!

booklion March 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Oooh, that iz just what flying is like! Like sliding on littlol pieces of sky!

Fankee fur teh choklitt skies, lion_rainbow! Delishimalishus!

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

oh, goes gud wiv fizzy drink! _nom nom nom_ fankees!

tidmum March 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

I am layte for teh parayde…but I come skootin in on my trusty trike wiv teh baskett filled wiv bunday dinnar, dwinkies, and floofy kittehs for awl :D

tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm

_jumps onna bak uv tidmum’s trike_

hay, why u suddenlee slow daown so much??

lindykat March 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm

_grabs a floofy dwinkie_ Wayt. Dat’s nawt rite.

_rinses awt floofy kitteh an grabs dwinkie_ Fankies, tidmum. Yoor feest am full ov win!

neenerbeener March 4, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Coming round the corner are a brigade of white mice in leiderhosin and carrying big garbage bags and shovels.They plod slowly down the boulevard, picking up trash and heffalump poop and singe german drinking songs. They leave the street spotless except for the odd confetti. Behind them comes a troop of female white mice, wearing sandals and flowing gauze gowns. They do an interpretive danse to cleanliness and the joys of Cheezland and trail long strands of crepe paper in rainbow colors behind them (which just irritates the clean up mice to no end) as they dansdansdans in joyous abandon for the Cheezpeeps. Periodically, a cheezpeep darts out of the crowd and batbatbats the crepe streamers, which gets a laugh from the assembled crowd, who join in with the German drinking songs…but in lolspeak.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 12:57 pm

….jusst :lol: tessm March 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm
 * lol:

LOL at “irritates the clean up mice to no end” :)

Heer liddul irritayted mousies — donut be diskuraged!! dis iz Cheezland! Get it? CHEEZ land? _hands out cheez to mousies_ _pat, pat_ beddur naow?

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm

_bat-bat-bat_ :oops:

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm

~(_c’> ~(_c’> ~(_c’> ~(_c’> ~(_c’> ~(_c’>

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:49 pm

♪ Bere hare, Bere hare, oder ick fall oom, yuckke!

Bere hare, Bere hare, oder ick fall oom!

Soll das Bere im Kellr leegen

Udn ick heer dee Ohnmockt kreegen?

Bere hare, Bere hare, oder ick fall oom! ♪

(Okeh, okeh, so my LOLdeutsch spelling iznawt so goot…)

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Hoonoo yew cud LOLspeak in German. _gigglols_

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:14 pm


 * lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

IT’s purrfect, Lungdoc! I understood effury word – well, as long as it was about beer anyway. Here’s a barrel just for u! _Upfi’s on a roll_

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Fanks, Upfi! Ai appreciate teh special barrel-roll! _Does happitayl dansdansdans for Continental friends_ ♪ Oh, Ja, das ist die Liechtensteiner Polka, mein schatz…♪ _Galoop, galoop_

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm

_Sighs wiv contentmint wotchin teh parayde go past_

Dis ar a most wundermus parayde!

Lolcats am a most wundermus site!

Cheezfrendz am teh bestest!

{ { { { { { { { { cheezfrendz } } } } } } } } }

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm

yu am heer! { { { miniminsmum } } } :)

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm

ai kept yoor roze fur yu….an wun fur MsKapow tu. aihoepso she be watchin teh parayd wiv us :)

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm

_gentlee tayks roze from Gumbie adn puts it in a crystal vase_

Fankess GumbieKat, dat iz so byootimus, ai will putting it heer wear ai can wotch it open, and smell teh fray grunt perfyoom!

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm


 * oops: ai woz a bit layte, butt (!) ai seed awl the floats adn marvloled at teh creativityness ov teh cheezpeeps!!

Dis am teh cheezland we noes adn lubs adn ai ar prowd to be a part of it!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Anom!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm

_ Hans MMM a flag tu wayv nd a shiny taht ai gawt frum LCB ;) _

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Um, yu passing on stowlen propertee? Ai want no part ov tihs!!

Oooo shiney……fankees PB!!

_waives flag wiv a frenzidniess_

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:26 pm

oooohhhh, miniminsmum, u iz heer tu! i haz such a con tent id naow, sew menny frends iz heer frum teh past…. MamaCat sighs happily…

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 1:53 pm

{ { { { { MamaCat } } } } }

Iz so gud to see teh old frends adn teh nyoo, awl contribyooting to making cheezland a happier plaice!

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 1:28 pm

_Happytayle sie_ Dat wuz teh bestest parayde EBAH!!

peregrin March 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Ai hassa huge bawoon ai wont too share wit u.

http://cheezburger.com/peregrin/lolz/View/5924395008

muchcat March 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm

_Muchcat herds fybe kittehs daon JCH4K Boolevard, fowldin up de chayrs_

Dis is berri diffikult,

Kittehs akshully nawt mush halps wif fowldin chayrs; dey keeps gettin distraktified bai de inneresting smellz left bai swimps adn kookies adn sordid uvver noms.

_breeze piks up kupplol ob strae bits ob sparklee konfetti, adn kittehs chaes it daun de street_

_Muchcat sighs happilee_ Dis haz bin de mos wunnermus praed ai eber seen.

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm

it WUZ wunnermuss wasnt it! :D ai had alawt of fun _slumps dawn inna chair_ o aiz sawry… yu wants sum help? ;)

_helps muchcat wiv teh chayrs_ _laffs at teh kittehs bat battin teh streemaz danglolin from teh trees ov teh boolevard_

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:16 pm

_ PB moovs thru teh crowd wiv a larg box slung frum hims sholders wiht lether straps .. heez handing owt lollies, isskreems, meat-pize (wiv tomarto sorss), smorl bottlols ov lemming-ade, cawfee n tee in reeyoozablol cups _

GETT YOORS, GETT YOORS, NO CHRG !! __ Wott ?? Kwikkly dons a CHRG __

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 1:21 pm

_takez a glass uv lemming aid_

sip —- SPIT!! Blech!!! Ptooeey!!!!
 * shock: Itz got reel lemmingz in it!!!!! :shock:

Draconic Kitteh March 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm

ai thott that it wuz FOAR teh lemmingz, az aid foar dem?

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Lemme tayst taht …. _slurp … _ it cud gro in on yew !!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm

If Ai drinks it, will Ai folloh u enneware?

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

drinks sum moor nd weel find owt …. _ runrurnrurnrurnrurnrurnrurnrurn :lol:

tessm March 4, 2012 at 1:24 pm

_tops off cween’s glass wiv fizzy_

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Fanks, PB! _noms a meet pii_ Yummy!!

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

_SSM kwitely aboyds teh lemming-aid but snags a meet pi..yummm. Isekreem tew!! Fankees PB!_

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm

_ gibs pb a role ob dukkt tayp to sekyoor hiz CHRG _ Oooh, lemming aid, yumm! Fankees, PB. :-)

prysma March 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm

We’z layt! Honestlee, trai tu get rabid weesols tu behaving tehmselves an get organamized… :roll:

A obersized kittehbed of white fleece glides intu site, wif teh krystul prysms hanging all around it an catching teh sunshine, sending lil rainbows ebreewhair – an tehn kitteh bed iz floating on teh rainbows! Inside teh kitteh bed issa prysma-kitteh wif kittehs, Cory-Bear at teh frunt looking prowd an eggsited, an Angel an Trick an new-kitty Freya behind him lukking ober teh edjis. Teh kitteh bed being pulleded bai a dozin rabid weesols in fancy harnesses, eech wun a diffrint kolur, wif lotsa shinees on tehm, an tehy is on tehir bestest behabyurs coz teh wun in red be teh hed of teh Rabid Weesol Anti-Defamayshun Leeg an be keeping an ai on teh uvvers.

Prysma releeses, as tehy go, teh floaty baloons uv menny kolurs, eech wun wif a string hanging frum it, wif a kitteh toy oar a shwimp oar chokklits oar uvver guud fings at teh end, an teh baloons bob and drift aroun in teh breeze, in amung teh flags and teh peeps, lyk tehy teezing an inbiting chasings.

Tehre be baloons nao an tehn taht be diffrint, tho – wun wif kimkiwi’s piuxure, an wun wif maus’, an wun wif ambercat’s, an wun wif KCT’s kitteh Sunny, an wun wif Prysma’s kitteh Loki, an too menny moar, wun fur eech uv tehn frenz, human an udderwise, taht has been losted. Those baloons float way up high in teh sky, up intu teh bloo, to go on tehir own adbentures nao, an eech thyme, Prysma has teers in her ais, but tehn gets tu teh neggst fun baloon an smiles agen.

booklion March 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Ohai, prysma, is so gud to seeing yu! And teh Cory-Bear and all teh ovver kittehs wif you. Yr baloloons r teh beeyootiful!

booklion March 4, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Beeyootiful, like the hooman and furr peeps they reppresents.

booklion March 4, 2012 at 1:28 pm

And lyke yoo and yoors,t oo.

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm

oooh, prysma, iz sew gud tu see u heer agin! an those baloons, bee lublee tu! MamaCat haz teers in her eyes as she sees wun go up wif Georges pic on it, then Frenchys……

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Bloons! Wif stringz an toys and chokklits and shwimps! _scamperscamperbatbat_ Yay! Ai gotted wun! _hazza prowd_ Fankees, Prysma! Schoooo! Iz sew nyce tu be home agin!

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 1:33 pm

(oops, ai mented a _schmoooo_, nawt a schooo. Stoopy finglers)

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

ohai prysma! dat is such a byootimuss flaot.. _waches teh bloons flowt away an haz a remembrans_

Mezzomom March 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm

_sees the baloon wif MJ’s pickshur awn it an merembers awl teh gud tiems_ _starts singing “Memory” unner herz breth_ _hasta stawp cuz herz got sumpin in herz throte…._

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 1:35 pm

{ { { PK } } } so glad u kud make it!!! lubbz deh blooonz!!! _petz deh Cory Bear_

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:46 pm

_SSM sees tew bloons wun wif teh Orijinawl Spawt an whun wif teh Orijinal Star onnit…blows kisses an waivs tew dem. Hasta turn awai cuz can’t see dem annymoar fur teh wetness in mai ise. Fanks Prysma, dat whuz berry sweet uv u._

Lungdoc March 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Lovely, prysma!! Good to see you again!!

Meezer Mom March 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Ohai Prysma! Whut lubberly baloons! Conga rats on yur new kitteh!

These weesels are teh best trayned weesels effer

bayshang March 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Ohai, Prysma! _watches a bloon wif hart-kitteh Nenya’s pixor onnit float skyward_ _gets a lump in froat_ _smyols at teh laffing Cheezfrens_

'Niser March 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

_Katchez a balloon wiffa pikchoor ob hurz Miha awn it_ _Letz it goe an watchez az it driftz tu teh hebbenz_ Fankees prysma, izza wunnermuss centiment. Ai nawt fink wee haz met. _Extenns floofee paw ob frenship_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Ohai, ‘Niser. _clasps paw_ Issa plezhur tu meets yu! :-D Ai be nawt-so-nu, but nawt been arown in a whyles. Aifinkso ai comes back maor nao, tho, is much moar lyks it used tu be!!! An is nu frenz tu meet!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

So dats wye ai cudnt fynding teh rabid weezlolz at teh Safareh Park. Glad tu see u gotted dem in lyne tu duing sum gud wurks! Adn ai luff teh bloonz _sends wun up fur deer departid Isis-kitteh_

NONNA March 4, 2012 at 1:31 pm

DIS MI NAWT SECOND PURRAYDE WAS THE BESTEST TIME I EBER HAD. SHINIE HEFFALUMP HAD A GOOD TIME TOO, EGGSEPT WHEN MOUSIES CAME ALONG. HEFFALUMPS DON’T LIKE MOUSIES SO MUCH,BUT THE REST WAS MOST WUNNERMUS.

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm

O, HI NONNA, IZ GUD TU MEET U! I LUBBED UR HEFFALUMPS, DEY WUZ MOST EGG SITING! I AM SEW GLAD U HAD TEH GUD TIEM!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 1:47 pm

IT WUZ A WUNNERMUSS PARAYD WASNT IT NONNA! WUZ MAI NAWT-SEKKOND PARAYDE TOO AN I HAZ A DIZZEE FRUM FOLLOWIN TEH FLOATS AN WATCHIN TEH CHEEZPEEPS WHO HAZ NAWT BEEN HEER FUR A WHILE HAZ FUN TOGETHA AGAIN :D _SCHMOOS_

Cookiez-N-Catz March 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Here I come, running back and forth, waving my horse’s lunge whip because it’s a stick with a super-long lash on it and acts as a big cat-wand. I’m trying to make my own kitties march in some semblance of order–David and Ezekiel, the solid grays; Hannibal, Charlie, Golden for the Orange group; Molly-Spotts, Streak, D’Girl and Big Robert,as the Tabbies; Ruffle and Autumn as the Torties; Princessin the CAT-EGOry as the Tabby-Tortie-Siamese, Then Sheila-Na-gig the Tuxedo Cat.

Woops! There goes Autumn running for home; She’s too shy. And the three Orange cats, who despise each other, are stopping to fight! Now where’s Zeke? He was right by David a moment ago….”Princess! stop trying to get people to pick you up and pet you!!!” “All right, Ruffle. I’ll carry you. What? If I carry ruffle I have to carry you too, Big Robert?” WHOOF! “You didn’t have to jump up with all of your fourteen pounds, did you, big Robert?” “Sheila!! Come back!!!” Cheeze-Friends, I don’t think I should have tried this.

NONNA March 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

OHAI MAMA CAT. IS NICE TO MEET U TU. IZ STILL NEW TO TEH LOLCATS AND HAS MET SO MINNIE LOVERLY CHEEZPEEP. _SIGH OF HAPPEE AND CONTENT_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Ai just wented tu teh tawp ov teh paeg, adn it sed dere wur 4 hunnert elebenty cawmints!! W00t W00t!!! It has bin a wunnermous afternuun…..sew gud tu b seeing ebreewun agin!! { { { { { { Cheezpeeps } } } } } }

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 1:46 pm

der bee fur hunnert an twennyfree naow! ohi catsablanca, naow niec tu see u heer, iz this nawt teh moast wunnermus hoemkomin purade u haz eber seen??? MamaCat sighs wif contentmint….

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 8:08 pm

_Purrrrrrzzzzzz_

Cookiez-N-Catz March 4, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Cookiez-N-Catz goes running off through the crowd, calling for kitties a,d trying to hold onto the several she’s caught while calling out, “Honest, folks, we practiced this at home and they promised to be good!!” (The cats didn’t want to ride because they think riding always ends up at the You-Know-Where, the place they get stickered and have their temps taken.)

And they were soooo good when they practiced on my driveway.

Spotstarsmom March 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Dis haz bin mai nawt sekkund parayd. Ai had such a gud time, fankew tew ebberywun hoo had sutch a gud ideer. It whus sew mutch fun tew be wif mai new frens heer and tew meet bran new wuns, even if dey wuzzint new heer an dey whuz new tew me.

{ { { { { { { { Mai new and newr frens and awl cheezpeeps! } } } } } } }

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:01 pm

{ { { { { { { { Ssm } } } } } } }

NONNA March 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I HAS GOGGIE FOLK LETTIN ME NO IS TIME TO GO OUT, FANKUVERYMUCH, SO MUST LEAVE NOW. HAD A WUNNERMUS AFTERNUNE MEETIN EVEBUDDY. TIL TOMORRA…

miniminsmum March 4, 2012 at 1:56 pm

BYE NONNA – NICE TO MEEING YU TOO! SEE YU AGANE SUNE!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:00 pm

BAI NONNA!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Ai hazza dizee! Aifinkso ai owt uv praktiss at keepings up wif teh speeds uv keepings uyp, an teh parayd be fasterer tehn yusooal! _sits daon in floatee kittehbed wif lil multikulur birdees tweeting in sirklol arown hed_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm

_wayts fur teh kittehs tu chasing teh birdees away, an launbches self owt uv kittehbed at neerest cheezfren, issa fren-nawt-seen-in-tuuuu-long!, fur teh hyoooooooj hug an hedbonks, an bounses tu nekst fren, whu be a fren-nawt-met-bfor!, an gibs nudder hug, an goes madly scampurring arown an hugging an hedbonking ebreebuddy, sumthymes moar tehn wunce if tehy in reech agen_

{ { { { { { { { { { { { { cweenmj booklion jamama Gumbie nonna LCB miniminsmum ssm catsablanca catena lunarmommy AP lungdoc mamacat bay mezzomom meezermom mamacat tessm DK PB ‘Niser damommza sunovawot twocatwoman neenerbeener tidmum mrrph catburgh anni ruledbyfantima puddy lion_rainbow sneezeekatz laughingcats ops_mama karen shadowcat77 AnemoneOne noodle carosue 4.5K LadyM laughingcats smudgie gunnersmama muchcat browniesgurl alla-kittehs-an-goggies-an-horsies-an-rodints-an-otters-an-ebreefing an ennywun else whu coming layte an uv corse teh burfday fairy } } } } } } } } }

_fawls intu kittehbed wif a brethless but a happeh an cubbered in furs uv sordid kolurs an crums frum noms an sparklees an fings_

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:27 pm

{ { { { {  prysma  } } } } } Is so gud tu seeing u adn so menny gud frenz agen.

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

_sneezee spinz a liddlol dizzeelee frum teh hedbonk_ Ohai prysma, dat wuz wun fast adn furry uss bonk! I, tuu, sorta feelz liek I hadded kawfee icee kreem and red bull fore dinner adn shugar cyoobz for afters. Nicetumeetchyoo buy teh wai. :grin:

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 3:58 pm

{ { { { { { prysma } } } } } } { { { { { { Cheezfrens ebryware } } } } } }

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Ohhh Prysma yu iz so sayifying whut Ai wunts tu say! Iz sew troo! Ai caem tu deh payrayd azza radish lyk Ai sez Ai wuz but a kitteh catchifyd mii an went batbatbat annen taek mii inna mouf an runrunrun annen anuvver kitteh annen deh hefalump rard up an skreemd at mii annen deh hyudj normousist hoarsie pyk mii up wiff himz rly rly big lips annen himz drops mii onna albino skwerl whut fot Ai wuz a corn an stix mii in himz mouf cheeek.

prysma March 4, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Oh, poor Mrrphh! But you gotted tu be up close tu lotsuv cewl aminlols, at leest. Mebbe yu shud be a non-vegetamabul neggst time so yu nawt lukk lyk noms? _dustdust Mrrphh off wif a shamwow_ Ai nawt fink this costume gonna be in enny condishun tu use agen, ennyway, ai fraid….

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 4:11 pm

fanque for takin rolllll! was hopin sumwun wud do that!!! big schmoooos to ebbrywun!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Butbutbut hole buncha peeps camed in afterwards! KemysteryTchr an nennepus an upfi an Teasel an amandacat an OzCatmom an CC gnos haw menny moar! Is a nimpawsibul task tu hassa complete list, aifinkso, will aways be sumwun else comings in. :-)

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 4:46 pm

wuz a berry good start… you know wut is like to try to herd teh kittehs!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 4:51 pm

An JCH4K an Booksncats and sweetpea an kittehlessjon an two-kittehs and MariaWB an KickahaOta… is lyk a pre-chanjes-cheez-reglars list miksed wif a kewl-nu-cheezfrenz rollcall!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Taht wuz teh BIGGIST hug ai ebber scene EVAH !!! _ { { { Prysma-Kitteh } } }

laughingcats March 5, 2012 at 8:57 am

ooh, prysma! ai didn’t recuvver frum yur hug until tuday! whut a pleasure tu meet yu nd see sew menny names ai have only seen in old threds. ai hazza huge happy at awl teh peoples ai have played wit tuday!

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Sowwy ai iz layt butt(!) whot ai haz seen it woz a truly wunnermus & byootimus parade. Congaratz tu awl cheezpeeps hu maded floatz – dey awl luuked ossim. Iz glad we haz owr own wunnermus cheezland – iz definitely home fur me adn ai iz happytayl tu share it wif awl yu fantabulous cheezpeeps.

{ { { { { { { { cheezpeeps } } } } } } } }

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm

{ { { { { Shadowcat77 } } } } } No sowwy! Not layt! Teh prade goez awn as long as Cheezpeeps com tu sillybrayt. :-)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:58 pm

TROOO dat!

Shirley sum flotes yet to come. Mine iz still getting teh finishing tuches. ;)

smammie March 4, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Whoopsie, nawt a float, moar liek ah icy-creme sundae, haz a tendonC tu plummet …

Schmooo tu ewe, JCH4K

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:10 pm

SMAMMIE!!!!!! :D :D :D

Iz it reellee yooo???????

Ov corse it iZ!!! { { { { { { { sammie } } } } } } SO grate to see yoo heer!!!!

smammie March 4, 2012 at 5:15 pm

iz sew wunnerful tu bii hear. Such a lubberlii time tudai wuz had.

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 9:27 pm

so wundermuss to see the smammie’s lil possum!! it has been a berry long time… i wuz wundrin how you happnd to stop by… but i guess we all kinda look at the lols and see who’s talkin.. and you mush has been shocked to see ebbrywun here!!!

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Yay Woot! Gud tu kno. Thym tu fynd an owtfit fur sillybrayting :)

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Mai comment ’bout mai owt fit iz being moder ated (_hedbats WP_). Tu tri again up heer.

_Shadowcat77 comz bak in her best festive owtfit. Teh owt fit iz an awl sparklolee & shinee colors ob teh raynbow dress dat gentlolee flutters and rustlols in teh wynd. Tu top off teh effect tyz in her hair a silvery satiny bow wif tinklng bellz on teh endz. Bringz her fur babbehs along, each wearing a byootimus velvet ribbon._

_We stop at teh meadow tu sae hello tu mai hart kittehs whu are awl happee tu see me. Teh kittehz wunder whi mai aiis are leaky._

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Yore owtfit am byootimuss. _Gently dabs at Shadowcat77′s ais wif a sofsof hankee_ _Gets distraktyfied bye teh shinees adn ribbons_ _Bat bat bats at teh tinklee bellz_

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Fankies catburgh _Hedbonk_. Eben tho it maeks me sad seeing mai hart kittehs again, ai’m kinda happee taht tehy are happee.

_Fynds a spare silvery bow wif bellz on teh endz adn gibs it tu catburgh_

KemysteryTchr March 4, 2012 at 2:28 pm

KemysteryTchr kumz in at teh end an sets awf a singlol fyrewerk. (Ai hoep dis werks)

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KemysteryTchr March 4, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Happee parayde dai, evreewun! Ai reelee enjoid awl yur wunnermus floats! Such talented dheezpeeps!

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm

ooooo aaahhhhhh! :) a wunnermuss finale KemysteryTchr, fankees!

catburgh March 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Wot GumbieKat sed, Kemystery Tchr! oooooh aaaaaah! Ai lubs sparklee fings, adn shinee fings, adn, well, fings. :-)

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm

_luuks up at teh fyrewurk_

Iz sooo priddy!!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm

An ai lyks yur naym – taht subjekt be mystree tu me, fur shur! :lol:

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Ohai PK! Gud to seeing you! _hedbonk_ Hay, wi didn’t bork teh fred!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Ai gnos! Is awsum! Big ebent wif no borkage!!! _purrrrrrs wif a happeh tu see 4.5K agen_

KemysteryTchr March 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Ai tryz tu maykin it less mysteree us fur mai stoodintz, butt(!) Ai nawt alwaiz sukseed!

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Ohai KT! _extends floofee paw ob frendship_ In ohai skool, ai aboided chemistree. Naow ai wish ai had studeed it!

KemysteryTchr March 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

_Eggstends floofy paw in reetern_ Nyce tu meetcha! Ai hab seen yu beefoar, butt(!) Ai usually jus lurks…

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Ai has a happee tath yoo de-lurked todai!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Yu sees funny stuffs lurking, but is much moar fun when yu is in teh middlol of teh silliness. :-) Ai hassa glad tu taht yu delurked!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Mai respex, yu has it. Is lyk herding kats, aifinkso!

booklion March 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Trust a kemystry teecher to mayke teh gorgeous fyrewurks wif the wunnerful colors! My respekts, yu has tehm.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Wooot!!!! kemystery Tchr!!! dem iz awsum fyrewerkz!!! Fankz!!

488 comments and kownting! adn tu fink I wuz wurried deh parade wud b a flop! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fankeez tu ebbreewun fur coming!! Cheezpeepz am deh bestest!!!! I hopez dis noo LOLcatz site can truly b ower noo home. i noez it will nebber b wut it wuz bak in deh good old dayz. But it can b a place tu play and haz fun wif ower frendz, noo and old. { { { { Cheezpeepz } } } } }

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

_curtsees deeplee_ Fank yoo mai leeje fur organamifizing ids wunndermaus hoemcomming parade!!1!

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm

we salute yu, o cween! yur subjects ar grateful fur leeding us tu owr noo home. old frends have gone, but neu frends ar made, adn teh wunder ov Cheezland goze awn! az Carole King menshund, dese ar teh gud oald dayz. _lifts a glass tu frends oald & noo, heer adn gone, wun nd awl_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 8:20 pm

_Clinkifies glasses wif Laughingcats_

booklion March 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

o cween, we lubs Cheezland nd we lubs auer cween! It wont be teh saym as a cupple yeers ago, but nuffin evver is teh saym, chaynj is teh law ov teh uniberse. Teh gnu Cheezland will be gud in its own way. _lifts champers glass high_ Teh Cheezland is dead! Long liv teh Cheezland! _quaffs champers, and fros teh glass into teh firplays, so no lesser toast can be drunk frum it agen_ Oooh, tose bubblols tikkled all teh way down.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

_joynz BookLion in deh grate toast_ { { { BL } } }

Wii am cheezpeepz, wun and awl!!! { { { { { { { { { { { { { { Cheezpeepz } } } } } } } } } } } } }

It am so nice tu b home!! :D _contented sigh_

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm

_contented sigh_ It IZ gud to be hoam!!!!! Tehy sed it cudn’t be dun! An yet – heer we ar. :)

Ai haz SUCH a happee!!!!!!11

lindykat March 4, 2012 at 3:07 pm

o mai cween, izza grayte fing, teh parade wunce moar. Ai misses sum ov owr frenz hoo will nawt bii here postifying ennymoar, but it duz dis kitteh’s hart gud to sii dat cheezpeeps ar playing an hazzing fun agin.

Fankies, grayted cheezes, fer gibbing us teh lolcats site!

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Ai iz bemberyfying deh Lyanthya whenebber Ai dansiz nekkid. Heartlight, Headbonks, Love, Hope, BEEMMMZ, Kafleen’s Philly Cheeze Sammich, G L O W, teh ibk patinted beeg fuzzy swetter hug, Mel’s CheezNet Berri Eggsalad Enrg Maytriks Zoen & Teh Lyanthya Patented Dubble Rainbo ub Cheez

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Ai wuz finking uv Lyanthya urliur 2dae. { { { { Mrrphh } } } }

neenerbeener March 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm

_sigh_ wuz a wondermus afternoon! Ai saw sew menee peeps ghat ai don’t know because ai am fairly noo–schmoos and hedbutts to every cheezpeep who was here! Cheezland rules my hart!

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Ohai, Neenerbeener! Ai iz a formur Cheezlander hoo has coem hoem. _Eggstenz orinj bnp floofy paw ov frenchip_

Darth Mommy March 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Dis most ossimist parade ebber. _clappityclappityclappity_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:36 pm

phew, ai haz a dizzee happee hed! fankess ebrywun fur such a wunnermuss parayd! ai iz quite a noo cheezpeep in tihs majiklol plais an it haz been sooo grate to see ebbrywun, noo an awld, havin teh funfun tymes togevva :) _hedbonks an schmoos_ { { { { { { { { { { { { cheezpeeps } } } } } } } } } } } } }

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm

MamaCat tiredly climbs off her floot, devoid of butterflies, flowers and anything else. She unhitches Princess, Mama, Sonny, Tigger, Scrappy, Duke, Duchess, Tweety, Junior, Ringo, Zebby, Missy, Casper and in teh bery front, Miss Mia and Miss Cali from teh wagon, an tells them tu go have fun fur a wile. she gathers awl her shinees an odder fings up, an turns a rownd an pulls her wagon bak up teh street, helping pik up an cleen up. wuz such a wondermuss parade! haz a tired, butt(!!) has such a happitail tu, tu bee seeing sew many ol frends an meetin new frends, an rememberin sew many cheezepeeps an kittehs goen butt(!!) nawt furgotten, an awl teh doins an such. (i had furgetted the safari park, noet tu self tu go visit sumtime!). Mamacat find emptee chair an sits fur aw hile, finkin ob teh day an smilin…. slowly an jentlee, she slumps tu teh groundzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

_cubbers MamaCat gentlee wif a cheezland map blankee n tippytoze awai_

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 2:41 pm

_size wif a happee at teh cheezlanders’ new hoem, adn awl teh lublee flotes, adn seeing cheezfrends old n gnu, adn awl teh memrees_

valharms March 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Mmrrrp!.. aim so layt! Jamama telled meh ob dis momint us gavvering! Ai can stil has teh sash eh acos ai lubs teh dansdansdans paray dings wif ebrywun. I hassa huj hapy foar tel lolcats ob cheezland.

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 3:21 pm

here yew am!! woot!! almost ebbrywun is here!!!

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

An amayzing payraid eben doh Ai spendifyed sew much tym in ozzer peeplz mouf an dodjin deh feets ob deh peeps. Ai wuz dis guizd azza radish but nevver marcht inna parayd cuz Ai wuz inna mouf oar onna flor bordz oar stashta wae. Butt (!) Ai did finololly seed deh hoel pahrayd anna gnu cheezland fum deh aer becuz ob awl deh bloonz

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm

wun ob dese days!!! to teh moon!!! nah, wun ob dese days i gonna hab a flote too!!! me n cayenne n shilo… we will has a gud un!!!

Nennepus March 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

_happy sigh_ Thanks for the lovely parayde!! :-)

nite, nite evreewun!! _picks up sum left over rosies and puts them in Princess Mu-meadow to remember the cheezfrends that passed away_

GumbieKat March 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

_runsbakkwivakwickness tu say…_ we can haz 500 commints!! :D

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Adn nao its ober seben hunnerts! Howzzat fur amayzin?

Teasel March 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm

MariaWB March 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm
 * D Oh my oh my! Wunnerful parade! Kittehs an kookier an fudge an butterflys, YNG an firemens, songs and bideos, bag pipes even! an drums. Floats an fuds an an an eberyting! Old an noo frens! An monkeys an heffalumps! Oh, an shinies! Best homecoming ever, aifinkso! Fanks awl!

O noes! Ai forgottid teh paraed! Ai wus doin lawndree an kleenin an reedin mai buk, an den dere wus dinnur at mai mamas howse liek ebry sundog, an a TrueBlood marathon awn TV.. Well, Ai is heer nao! Awl reedy tu dansdansdans!

_puts awn a festeev shirt an pants wiff sparklees awn dem_ _putts hair in a poneetailol an put awn a red sparklee devilhorn hairfingy wiff a red wail an a pink minee fefferboa arownd teh poneetailol_ _puts blinkeelight eerrings an neklaes awn an a rainbowkolord beedneklaes awn_ Woohoo! Partee hardee! Gud fing Ai has awl dees partee paraed fings frum wen Ai wawk in teh gay pride wiff mai bestest gay frends ebry yeer :-D

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Oh, teh lublee sents uf fashun yu has it!!! _admires teh sparklees an blinkees an kolurs_

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Noe wurreez, MariaWB. Cheezland paraydes slow daon, butt(!) tehy donut stop. U iz kwite festibe 2 nait.

bellaandbonnie March 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

wow this is bootifuls! I have finally unlurked in celebration of the new cheez home. sorry for not speaking cheez very well yet. this is the best site on the interwebs, aifinkso

GumbieKat March 5, 2012 at 10:07 am

ohai bellaandbonnie! sew glad yu unlurked an injoyd teh parayd! heop to see yu arownd in teh commints :)

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:03 pm

a catcaphony of sounds is heard _pputputputputputput_ _caliopemusic__pputputputputputput_ _caliopemusic__pputputputputputput_ _caliopemusic__pputputputputputput_ _caliopemusic__pputputputputputput_ _caliopemusic_ CALLIOPEMUSICPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT_ CALLIOPEMUSICPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT_ CALLIOPEMUSICPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT_ CALLIOPEMUSICPUTPUTPUTPUTPUT_!!!!!!!!!!11

booklion March 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm

_puts in eerplugs_ _puts on teflon tendril deflecting suit_ _pounses!_ sweetpea! so good to see you!

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Here, has some left over Mardi Gras Beets. 4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm
 * D good to see yew tow!

Ohai sweetpea! Ai can has beeds instead? Beets am not mai fabrit. Kthx!

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:29 pm

hheee, dere rly chonklit. Dey just dressed up like beets!

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Chonkitt!!!1! Hmmm, is supperthyme here. Mane corse or chonklitt? Mane corse oar chonklitt?

No contest! _snarfs up chonklitt Beets_ Fanks SP!

sneezeecat March 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Mane corse is choklit, aifinkso.

two_kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

ohai DK! how you is? _schmoos_ I has not seen you in a while.

4point5kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:04 pm

_hedbonk_ So niec to see yoo!!! Ai bees hanging in dere, fanks. Hoaw yoo be?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:40 pm

OOOOOOOOh!!!! Ai LURVE beets!!!

AiCanHasBeetts??? Pleeze?? ;)

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm

_kumz running wif a speedyness_ _crashes intu Janet_ Wut u doin on deh floor, Janet?? Lemmee halp u up! { { { { { { { { { { { { { { Janet } } } } } } } } } } } }

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:55 pm

_OOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

Thanks!

WHAT a grate prade tihs iz. ;) Ai wuz hoeping praps we cud go vur a bubblol ride soon.

SOOOO nice to see awl teh peeps heer. Mennee still amongst teh missink! BUTT – hoo noes???? Maybe tehy will come bak?

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 4:58 pm

It haz ben so long since wii alw played tugezzer!!! Letz hop on over tu deh noo LOL…. dis wun am so full it takez furebber tu reload!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:12 pm

We can doo taht???

Did yooo see???? Eben SMAMMIE iz heer! ;)

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm

wtf??? mardi gras beets??? whyle i duz like beets duz nawt go wif mardi gras, nope, i dun finkso!! stn!!!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm

yay my mama/black kitty is back!!! fineally!!! wooot!!!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Yays!!!!!!!

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

a float pulls into sight: it is a replica of The Delta Queen Riverboat, complete with a Calliope Pie Paw Gun playing a catcaphony of tunes designed to delight all feline listeners and deter all drooling goggies, windbag radio hosts and politician, and the boat is powered from harnessing the hot air from the aforementioned.

KemysteryTchr March 4, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Oooo! wee can haz reenuablol NRG!

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

_safari aminlolz skattur in awl direkshunz at teh sownd_ _cant run wiff a tummeh-full ob shwimp adn shampurz adn choklit_ _hoaps dey awl fyndz der way bakk tu teh safari park_ _fyndz a kwyet playse foar a nap tu sleeping it awf_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Heer, AP, is ruum in teh floaty kittehbed, an yu nawt get steppeded on in here.

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Fankeez, prysma :) _snugglol-snugglol-purr_

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm

_secret trap door opens and safari animals disappear into teh belleh of teh bote_

Upfi March 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm

_lets feelurs waft about in the hot air_

Aaaaah, that feels good! I didn’t make a float, ai is late – had to hunch – stretch – hunch all the way frum mai dadcat’s! It be late for me, but I so wanted to see the parade!!! I’m overcome wif joy and happi tears to see so many of familiar nayms and faces, um, make that abatars, here – this is the best plaice in teh world. Fank u, Big Cheezes, for giving us our home back!!! ♥♥♥ Cheezland + cheezfrenz ♥♥♥

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

here, catepigly, Hop on teh Gumbo Xpress!

Upfi March 5, 2012 at 4:36 am

Fankees! It be a day later nao – ai had to go to bed, it was well after midnight and u noes how hard it is to get a pumpkin-shaped caterpiggly into bed – it keeps rolling out unless u tuck tuck tuck it in wif vigour! But ai is on teh loose nao again, um, make that at work. Yep. At work. that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 3:31 pm

oh i had to lol a lot, readin this!! hunch stretch, hunch stretch!!! oh you ammm toooo funny!!! schmooo

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:45 pm

ohhh iz deh Caterpigglolly! { { { { { Upfi } } } } }

Upfi March 5, 2012 at 4:38 am

(((Mrphh))) Good to see you, too, among awl mai gud old fwends!

KittyRoo March 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Ohai, Upfi, ai is layte tu and haz no flote… but is sew wunnermus to seeing awl the peepz hazzing teh hyooj funz!

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

_apple-odds_

Marion roy March 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Ai hop you noes how to dribe dat fing Sweetpea…..dats n awflol lot of hotayer power!

_puts in fingurs in eerz_

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:27 pm

There are all sorts of polydactlyic formal Tuxie kitties on board dressed up to the nines lives.Each tuxie are strategically placed on teh deck between large decorative bowls of GUMBO! with decorative, aromatic steam emanating from these bowls. Smellyvision, we can has it!! The kitties are throwing goodies out to the crowd: SHWRIMPS!! and crawfish, and other gumbo ingredients dat kitties like. One dapper Tuxie kitteh is in charge of a burlap bag. Somebody in the crowd yells “THROW ME SOMETHING, MISTAH!” and dis cool cat yells back KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!” because what has been seen cannot be unseen and throws him some Mardi Gras beets. If de human starts to udnress, Mr Manners throws teh Mardi Gras beets _at_ teh human.

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:43 pm
 * lol: yu maded me LOL

_elolgant cursty_

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 3:18 pm

MamaCat wakes wif a start, sees MariaWB wif her festeev shirt an pants wiff sparklees awn dem, her hair in a poneetailol an a red sparklee devilhorn hairfingy wiff a red wail an a pink minee fefferboa arownd teh poneetailol. MamaCat blinks and sees blinkeelight eerrings an neklaes awn an a rainbowkolord beedneklaes awn. Wow! Den MamaCat heer noisez and sees a floot, a replica of delta queen riverboat wif lowd piep oar gan, wif tendrills awl ober it. Ohhi Maria, hi sweetpea! iz sew glad u kud maek it! MamaCat backs awai frum tendrills……..

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm

oh, donut be fraidy cat of teh tendrilz! Dey is frednly unless u use DDT or Flit or summat like dat. We aer organic. and free range.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Adn Ded Lea…. just sayin’.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:36 pm

OHAI! Ai am so sorree to be so layte!

Mai flote iz going to bee way down below – pawssibly bringing up teh rear, so to speek. ;)

lindykat March 4, 2012 at 6:42 pm

_jumps on JCH4K’s float_

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:48 pm

O My Cweem! Ai cannot kert zee as ai shud bcuz ai am in mai radish sooot.

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Ohai, Mrrphh!!! U am deh lubbliest radish here :D

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm

aaaaaah, Mrrrph. you look as radishing as ever.

lindykat March 4, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Duzzen’t seh, sweetpea?

cSmall March 4, 2012 at 7:47 pm

sharp an sweet nice to …. meet! xP

OnleeKitteh March 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Dis haz been da mostest wundermous, glorious parade inna grate long time. Adn to see all da wunderful peeps who ai hazn’t seen inna lllooonnnggg time. Whut a way to celebrates da return ob da REAL lolcats. Grate parade adn eben a couple A-Z threads. Ai hazza happytayl nao. :)

KickahaOta March 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Huge procession comes. Lots of really funny posts. Thanks for the parade.

prysma March 4, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Ohai(ku), KickahaOta! _offers paw uf frenzship_

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 3:31 pm

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 3:39 pm
 * D !!!!!!11

Happy tu oblyje! We had lotsa funz tuday. Glad tu see u heer :)

two_kittehs March 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Zooms in the Borg Cube to the LOL parade, joining all her old frens. This time the Borg cube is powered by lolcatus and resistance to the cute, is futile…

sweetpea March 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:46 pm
 * D x !11benty

KittyRoo March 4, 2012 at 6:21 pm
 * D maybee eben x TWELBITY???

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 4:08 pm
 * grin:

Booksncats looks up from waht she was doin an gasps _gasp_ “o no! The parade! Did I miss it?” Quickly withakwikness she gathers her stuff, harnesses the ethereal Clydesdales to the very speshul flote prepared from hopes and dreams and happy memories and many sparkly shiney things and crystals to catch the light and make a beautimus rainbow of colour in the air. It is truly wondermus, and Booksncats climbs up an takes the reins with excited shaky hands–it is such a big flote! and the horses are so big! but it flotes over to the street without touching any ground or making teh usual sound of horses and flote–just light and the sound of windchimes. As the flote follows the parade route, peeps are starting to leave thinking it is all over, but this flote (which seemed empty except for teh shiney sparkley rainbowy stuff) starts to show many heartpeeps an heartkittehs to those who see this spechul flote. Booksncats is glad these horses are big n strong n know where they are goin because there are more an more showing up in the glittering light of the flote behind the driver’s seat. She is worried a bit–there are so many that came to see their friends and heartpeeps, and she hears the susserashun of their voices and some exclaimashuns of delight–will the cheezpeeps see what she had brought for them? it is only to be here for a short time but she feels Kitty colonize her lap, and her other heartkittehs n heartgoggies snuggle up to her an looks up behind to see heartpeeps long gone–just for a moment. She can here others on teh flote pulled by the ethereal Clydes say things like “hephalumps! O safari park! Bagpipers!” n the purring n other happy noises like a whispering as they see their peeps, n it brings a happiness to Booksncats that the time n effort was not wasted! Then the flote stops to let Booksncats off at the park where there be peeps talkin, sitting, n picking up stuffs, but she does not want to disturb Kitty–after all, a lap colonization is important, and not to be disturbed because of the pointy ends! A tall young man, not one she has met before, comes up to the flote, n sez “Booksncats, U must get off nao, because altho this was granted to you for the cheezpeeps n those of the rainbow, this is not time for U to be there, n you have much to do here still. Ai will take this back now, an see how many more heartpeeps we can send beems and love to along the way.” Booksncats replies “But who are you, and what about pointy ends, n equal time with all my other furbabies, n peeps from long ago?” He smiles gently, n says “Ai am Maus. Kitty understands and will not give you pointy ends, and the others all understand too–there is never enough time in mortality, but we all wait with love and patience. But there are many cheezpeeps that we must catch up with in our speshul flote, and you will slow it down, being mortal. The parade for cheezland n lolcats nu hoem haz brought them together again, and we must do this before they scatter like the winds on the interwebs.” “Maus! Well, I leave the flote in good hands!” After Kitty is gently returned to the seat, he helped Booksncats down, and then he leaped up, the Clydes started off following the other peeps, n the flote resumed its journey of hope and joy. Booksncats paused to watch, and saw peeps look up, and some saw the rainbow bridge entry to the parade with those it carried for them, but some only felt the love and happiness it left in its wake as the memories of happy times and those of our hearts already gone went by in light, and colour, and a slight sound of windchimes in the distance. Booksncats smiled, and hoped many saw the speshul flote, or felt it in their hearts. She turned, still smiling, and picked up a non-thorny rose that lasts forever that someone had dropped (or not picked up) and a few scattered shiney things with “LCB” on them, and wandered back down the street where the cleaning mice were muttering about messy cheezpeeps.

GumbieKat March 5, 2012 at 10:17 am

tihs am bewtimiss booksncats, mai eeys iz a littlol leeky { { { { { booksncats } } } } } } }

4point5kittehs March 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Wot GumbieKat sed. @@@@@@!

{ { { { { Booksncats } } } } } } { { { { { { cheezfrends } } } } } }

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Fank yu. { { { { { booksncats } } } } } Nuffing else reely cobers it….

fikshunkitteh April 22, 2012 at 9:45 am

Ai jes nao berd ob tihs lubly prade adn sew menny calm mintz gabe mii teh leeky eiis, yur poast lets jes sai Ai kneedid teh dubblol shamwow. Sew niec twu sea teh joy adn happitayl ob awl hear!

kittehlessjon March 4, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Aw, I missed the parade! :-( I was out working on my old Miata and lost track of time. Got some stuff done, though.

It’s soooooooooo great to see everyone new and old here – hi, prysma & sweetpea & KickahaOta & cweenmj &OnleeKitteh & Mamacat & jamamakitty & KemysteryTchr & Teasel & LCB & DK & & &…. Whew! Too many names to name! Just happy to see them all!

Lubs you, Cheezfriends!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Oh kittehlessjon!!! ;) Yoo CAN’T miss teh prade. Awl yoo haz to do is joyne in. Lotz ov peeps may be still bringin in teh flotes.

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

you haven’t missed it! I posted an hour ago, and my flote is still in moderashun!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Ai think it wuz PryzmaKitteh hoo awlso gotted teh suck in moderashun. Twas a verree sillee thing – BUTT – she chanjed just WUN werd wif a slitely diffrent spellink – an then it wuz ok.

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm

so long tyme Ai b seeeing yu JCH4K! Ohai! Floofy hugs!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs March 4, 2012 at 5:31 pm

An hugs to yoo, deer Mrrpph!!!!!!! ;)

Izn’t tthis just wunnnermaus???

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 8:39 pm

I re-postified it in several parts down below. Apparently it was too big of a flote to get by tht moder ashun corner and so is OK now. Thks! and Ohai eberybody!

Cattails March 4, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Stretch limo screeches around the corner wif yesterday’s birfdai grrl sparkysmom and all teh sillybrants wif her: Booklion (how’d u get up thread ahead uf us…hmm?) n Kvnsgrrl n Mimikitty n Bluesfan n Kitty n Griffyn n OnionsnPetunias n BethWilson n KCTailkinker n Cattails. Dun ask how we all fitted in teh limo, ask how we also fitted all them fyremen and Japanese drummers playing the big O-daiko drum. We haz been dribing across country nomming and sillybrating an havin such a gud time we almost missed teh parade. Luks around and sees cweenfetti adn sparklees and shinees and all sorts uf gud stuff. Cheezland sure knows how to put on a parade! Fank yu mi cween for organimizing this wunnermous event. Waves to all teh cheezpeeps still lining up to see teh parade.

Mrrphh March 4, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Ohai! Iz fandastik frozen-in-thym payraid wif sew many hoemcoming peeeps

prysma March 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Ohai Cattails an ebreewun inna limo!!!!!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm

lesssss dew teh time warps agin!!! schmoooo to you too cattails etal!!!

smammie March 4, 2012 at 5:04 pm

JAMAMAMAMAMAMA!!!!!! SCHMOOOOOOOOO & WOWZERZ tu ewe!!!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm

big schmooooooooooooooooooooooo

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm

How de doo, Cattails :D

Cattails March 4, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Ohai evrybodee! Fanks for teh warm greetings. Wut a funday!

cSmall March 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm

_waves OHai!_

prysma March 4, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Um, we be at just about 600 commints (!!!) – mebbe we cud drift ober tu teh nu lol where it nawt be so crowdified an let the cleenup trolls wurk awn tihs part uv teh skware? Justanidea….

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:27 pm

_Shadowcat77 cumz bak in her best festive owtfit. Teh owt fit iz an awl sparklolee & shinee colors ob teh raynbow dress dat gentlolee flutters and rustlols in teh wynd. Tu top off teh effect tyz about silvery satiny bow wif tinklng bellz on teh endz. Bringz her fur babbehs along, each wearing a byootimus velvet ribbon._

_We stop at teh meadow tu sae hello tu mai hart kittehs_

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm

_Teh silvery satiny bow iz tyd in mai hair

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Stoopy WP still moder ating me

Catsablanca March 4, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Ai wuz wundering hao ur 5:30 commint posted aftur cSmall’s 6:50 wun. Iz awlmoast Midnite heer, adn Ai has tu goe tu sleepz. Gud nait, Shadowcat77…..gud nait whirld….so gud tu seeing ebbreewun 2dae!!!

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Gud nait Catsablanca. Sleep Well.

It woz nyce tu be meeting yu and eberybuddy else.

catena March 5, 2012 at 8:09 am

Ohai, Sc77 adn Catsablanca!

nicewitch March 4, 2012 at 5:39 pm

A jainoarmus clowd ob flutterbais seams tu float alawng the purrayd roote. Der bees Monarks an Kabbij Wites, Mourning Kloaks an Payntid Laydees an Swallo Taels, Nimfs an Sulfurs an Toarteeshells. Moffs, tu – Lunas an Cecropias an Unnerwings an awl kynds ob beatimous flying creechurs purrfoarm breff-taeking aerobatiks as dey glied alawng.

Wawking wif dem bees Nicewitch. She is wairing hur faebrit dress – the wun dat floes graesflee arownd hur as she walks, the wun dat bees ebree grene imajinablol – the tendur hoepful grene ob gnu groaf in the Spring, the deep dark grene ob the aynshint foarists; the restliss grene ob the oashun, an the payshint gloeing grene ob sylint emralds.

Nicewitch carrees a simplol hand-woevin baskit, heeped full ov littlol posies, eech rapt rownd the stems wiffa bit ov laes an taid wiffa silk ribbin. Eech awlsew carrees a littlol card, wot esplayns wot eech flour in the posy stands foar:

Heer bee Saffron Crocus foar Mirth, and Larkspur foar Levity; With Shamrock, the wish is foar Lightniss ov Heart; Pink Roses mean Frendship, Agrimony is foar Gratitude; Lily ov the Valley’s headee purrfyoom signols a Return to Happiness, Vervain bespeeks Enchantmint, moast fittinglee foar dis plaes. And, ov cors, Rosemary – dat’s foar Remembrance.

Nicewitch smyols at the purrayd watchurs, and tossis eech ov dem wun ov the posies. Hur simplol baskit riveels its majiklol naychur and nevvur emtees – maeking shur dat der are awlwaes posies to arch intu eagur hands.

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Ooh nicewitch – yu luks marbelus. Adn teh flutterbais are sew daintee.

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 6:03 pm

_ PB catches a flour nd sniffs it .. marvlols at teh flutterbize .. cheers Nicewitch :) _

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 6:22 pm

o, nicewitch, fank u, such a niec liddle bokay! MamaCat catches a posey and takes a deep breff…..

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 7:28 pm

_sits transfixd adn entranssd at awl teh byootee_ _cunsiderz chaysin flutturbyez, but still has a bellehfull ob shwimps_

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Ohai Nicewitch! You browts deh beautimus flowers! Thankees!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm

ohai nicewitch! lurvly to see yew here!! yew duz not play on teh book of faces, duz yew?? an cayenne sez hi too and remembers how nice you were to help her on another parade day!!!

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Oh! Iz byootimus! _tukks posee away wifacaerful, owt uv kitteh reech_

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm

638 Commints!!! Whot a fantabulous prade. Cheezpeeps iz definitely teh bestest.

Griffyn March 4, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Oh my! Might it be? Could it be? It Is! It IS! Home! sigh…it’s good to be home again. :D

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Wellkom hoam, Griffyn :D !!

Griffyn March 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Ohai pb….gudd to seeing ewe again. { { { pb } } }

catena March 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Ohai, dere, mai twin!

Griffyn March 4, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Ohai my sistur frum anudder mudder! :D { { { Catena } } }

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Griffyn? GRIFFYN??? O, happitail day, so meny frends kommed hoem tudai! Haow u bee Griffyn? laong tiem no see!!! iz happitail to see u agin! MamaCat dances down teh street, frowing cornfetti ebreeware…..

Griffyn March 4, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Ohai MamaCat! It’s sew gud two sea sew mini old frens! { { { MamaCat } } }

KittyRoo March 4, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Ohai, Griffyn!!

Griffyn March 4, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Hey you! { { { KitttyRoo } } }

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Ohai, Griffyn! It duz indeed seem tu be hoam!!! _dansdansdans_

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 6:40 pm

PT 1: Booksncats looks up from waht she was doin an gasps _gasp_ “o no! The parade! Did I miss it?” Quickly withakwikness she gathers her stuff, harnesses the ethereal Clydesdales to the very speshul flote prepared from hopes and dreams and happy memories and many sparkly shiney things and crystals to catch the light and make a beautimus rainbow of colour in the air. It is truly wondermus, and Booksncats climbs up an takes the reins with excited shaky hands–it is such a big flote! and the horses are so big! but it flotes over to the street without touching any ground or making teh usual sound of horses and flote–just light and the sound of windchimes. As the flote follows the parade route, peeps are starting to leave thinking it is all over, but this flote (which seemed empty except for teh shiney sparkley rainbowy stuff) starts to show many heartpeeps an heartkittehs to those who see this spechul flote.

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 6:41 pm

2: Booksncats is glad these horses are big n strong n know where they are goin because there are more an more showing up in the glittering light of the flote behind the driver’s seat. She is worried a bit–there are so many that came to see their friends and heartpeeps, and she hears the susserashun of their voices and some exclaimashuns of delight–will the cheezpeeps see what she had brought for them? it is only to be here for a short time but she feels Kitty colonize her lap, and her other heartkittehs n heartgoggies snuggle up to her an looks up behind to see heartpeeps long gone–just for a moment. She can here others on teh flote pulled by the ethereal Clydes say things like “hephalumps! O safari park! Bagpipers!” n the purring n other happy noises like a whispering as they see their peeps, n it brings a happiness to Booksncats that the time n effort was not wasted!

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 6:43 pm

3: Then the flote stops to let Booksncats off at the park where there be peeps talkin, sitting, n picking up stuffs, but she does not want to disturb Kitty–after all, a lap colonization is important, and not to be disturbed because of the pointy ends! A tall young man, not one she has met before, comes up to the flote, n sez “Booksncats, U must get off nao, because altho this was granted to you for the cheezpeeps n those of the rainbow, this is not time for U to be there, n you have much to do here still. Ai will take this back now, an see how many more heartpeeps we can send beems and love to along the way.”

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 6:45 pm

4: Booksncats replies “But who are you, and what about pointy ends, n equal time with all my other furbabies, n peeps from long ago?” He smiles gently, n says “Ai am Maus. Kitty understands and will not give you pointy ends, and the others all understand too–there is never enough time in mortality, but we all wait with love and patience. But there are many cheezpeeps that we must catch up with in our speshul flote, and you will slow it down, being mortal. The parade for cheezland n lolcats nu hoem haz brought them together again, and we must do this before they scatter like the winds on the interwebs.” “Maus! Well, I leave the flote in good hands!”

Booksncats March 4, 2012 at 6:46 pm

5: After Kitty is gently returned to the seat, he helped Booksncats down, and then he leaped up, the Clydes started off following the other peeps, n the flote resumed its journey of hope and joy. Booksncats paused to watch, and saw peeps look up, and some saw the rainbow bridge entry to the parade with those it carried for them, but some only felt the love and happiness it left in its wake as the memories of happy times and those of our hearts already gone went by in light, and colour, and a slight sound of windchimes in the distance. Booksncats smiled, and hoped many saw the speshul flote, or felt it in their hearts. She turned, still smiling, and picked up a non-thorny rose that lasts forever that someone had dropped (or not picked up) and a few scattered shiney things with “LCB” on them, and wandered back down the street where the cleaning mice were muttering about messy cheezpeeps…”I wonder if there are any shrimps left?”

MamaCat March 4, 2012 at 6:47 pm

{ { { { { { { { { { { { { Booksncats } } } } } } } } } } } } } it wuz wunnermus…….fank u….

cweenmj March 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Aw, fankeez booksncats!!! It am so nice tu seeing mai hart kittehs riding deh flote!!!

Cattails March 4, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Leeky ais. Sniff, sniff. Fank yu Booksncats for a glimps of all our dear heartkittehs and heartpeeps. Iz a wundermuss treat even if only fur a littlol while.

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Fank q Booksncats. Mai byootimus hart kittehs luuked az byootimus az ai remembered tehm.

twocatwoman March 4, 2012 at 8:05 pm

_wavz an hedbonks to mai hart-hittehs_ ai still misses yu!

booklion March 5, 2012 at 4:18 am

bery nice, { { { { { booksncats } } } } } fankee.

catena March 5, 2012 at 7:54 am

Dat wuz lubblee, Booksncats! _snugglez her RB BC Spooky fur just an instunt, den departz wif leekee iiz_

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Parayd nebber ober slong as der am peepz still paraydin, AI sez! Lub teh byootimuss Clydies!! Ub COARSE teh flote FLOTES! It am teh flote-eeyest flote inna parayd sofar. Gud jawb Boksncats! Glad yu mayd it!

gunnersmama March 4, 2012 at 6:51 pm

_er….Booksncats ai mentid_

laughingcats March 4, 2012 at 7:06 pm

kittehs lurv teh bokses, understandable mistake. nd yur rite, teh parade goze until it stawps!

cSmall March 4, 2012 at 6:50 pm

_looks around_ _blinkblinkblink_ . . . ai must be late. . . . I must be early for teh nekst one!! WOOT! XP

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Now, thatz deddycashun nd urliness epittomiesed :lol: !!

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Lukking on teh brite side, yu duz it rite!!!! :lol:

patticat March 4, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Ohai, ebberywun! Ai awlmost mist yu. ai fergetted aawl abowt the Paarayde. Ican haz accord eeun to skweeze adn march, march, march. Sew gud to see awl teh peeps bak, wavin dare flagz an awn the beeyutimuss flotes. Berry lait heer. adn Ai muss bidu adew. Sleepy tite, awl!

Shadowcat77 March 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Whot a wunnermus dae it haz been. Eberybuddy haz luuked ossim adn teh wow factor ob awl teh flotes haz been ober elebity elebin adn itz awlsew been heeps ob fun. Teh bestest part haz been meeting heeps ob nu cheezfrenz. Ai hab tu go az iz neerlee thym tu go home frum pleh werk (yay). Ai luuk forward tu seeing eberybuddy tu moro. { { { { { { { { { Cheezpeeps } } } } } } } } }

teenie March 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm

O hai! Um…hello? Itz tne. U kno, I thotso I had dis figgerd owt. Mai blakberree hellofone havz GPS, so I tolded it “tayk me tu teh parayd” en den I followd teh direkshunz it sed. I didnt kno dat mai kittehz had playd wif teh hellofone–dey chaynjd it frum Global Pozishuning Sistum tu Gushyfud Prokyurmint Sistum! All day I wuz sayin, “teh parayd” en “JCH4K Boulevard” en “Cheezland homecoming” butt(!) no matter wut I sed, I endid up at teh pet supply stor! I wuz not pleezd wen I reelized I wuz missin teh parayd, letmetellyouthis! Butt(!) den I bemembered dat sellabrayshunz go onanonanon in Cheezland en so I crosst mai fingerz en skweezd mai eyez shut en sed, “I wish I wuz in Cheezland!” 3 tymez, en heer I am! I haz a fleet uv shoppin kartz, all filld wif gushyfudz fr ennykitteh en ebrykitteh dat wants sum. Mebbee I’z layt fr teh parayd, but it’z NEVER tu layt fr gushyfudz! Omnomnomnom!

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 10:11 pm

i jus hates wen teh lectronical stuffs malfunkshuns!!! but we has teh time warp so jump on a flote and has fun!!!

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm

LOL, Teenie :lol: !! Hee, hee !! Yoor Gushyfud Prokyoormint Systim iz relebant tu mai intrests !! _ Omnomnomnomnom …. liks blak furry paws cleen .. kthxbai ;) _

jamamakitty March 4, 2012 at 10:16 pm

yay!!! 700 c0mmintz… now yew KNOW that be a rekurd!! wooo hooo

poussinboi March 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

_ tayks teh recawd nd puts it in a glars case in teh Nawty Barn faw sayf keeping :) _

Yay Jamamamamakitty … oops, sawry bowt taht :oops:

_ joyns paws faw a layt nite / urly eevning dans-dans-dans :D _

catburgh March 5, 2012 at 5:11 am

_ Wayks up Mundane moanin, strechess adn joyns in teh dans-dans-dans _ Didaiheergushifuds??? Yay, teenie!!! Fanks for yore jenross city! :-)

AngelPlume March 4, 2012 at 11:03 pm

Yay! Glad u finded us, teenie! :D So, wut flaburz duz u has? _droolz_

teenie March 5, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I has lotz uv flayvurz!

Albacore toona Beef tips Chicken Dumplings Escargot Filet mignon G…

Dalicat March 5, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Ghynormous crab claws

Hallie-butt stayke

Intrestin bitts uf cheez

J…

Booksncats March 5, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Jumbuleya sooprize King crab krunchies Ling cod extra ordin air Marinated mousie N…

Shatzeesmom March 6, 2012 at 9:28 am

Nomalishus nekko waffurz

Oy-sturz

Peetzah!!!!

Qwince jellee

Rare-bit

S…

GumbieKat March 6, 2012 at 10:10 am

Shwimp an toona Toona an shwimp Uvver seefuds Venison W…

twocatwoman March 6, 2012 at 11:28 am

ai mus finich dis:

Walliaye fishe

Xiphophorus helleri (chemistry cat’s naime for swordtail fishe )

Yellowfin toona

Zebra fishe

GumbieKat March 6, 2012 at 11:31 am

yay twocatwoman fur finishin teh leest! :D woot woot!

Shatzeesmom March 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Egg-salad Jawb!!!!! Maekin mii hungree…..

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Silleh kittehs. Tehy has teh skillz, tho – most kittehs nawt eben can chanje thyme on vee-see-arr! (“What ama vee-see-arr, prysma?” “Izza fing we had befoar teh dee-bee-dees an bloo-raes an fings, mai child.”)

africat March 4, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Wow. Dat wus booteeful. Nuff sed. Exit staige left…

Dalicat March 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Whut a wundurmus fantasstycall paraide!! Wil bee awn teh newz @ elevensies fur sur!!

Charles Ranier March 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm

_peeks in_

holee cheez whizz, communtz explodiated wile ai wuz at werk…

_backs away slowly_

Karen March 5, 2012 at 12:06 am

Hay, bak up ober heer! _beep beep beep beep_

Setting up teh CCC, Fyretruk, Ambulolenz part ob teh pa-raid. Showing sololidaritee wif teh communiteeeee.

_OK guiz, teh pa-raid b dis wai_

Karen March 5, 2012 at 12:14 am

ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_apparatus

ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambulance

ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_cart

catena March 5, 2012 at 8:07 am

Datz rite kon sidrut awf yu!

oldlurker March 5, 2012 at 7:52 am

Ai seed yu! Ai seed yu inna parayd! Did yu see me? Ai waz on teh top rowe of teh bleechrz an wavvin lyke cray zee. Wat a grate parr aide!

catena March 5, 2012 at 8:08 am

_waves_

sneezeecat March 5, 2012 at 8:42 am

Ohai, Oldlurker–I sieze yu too!! Yu habbin fun?

prysma March 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Ohai, oldlurker! Ai seed yu, ai did, yep!!! Ai finked yu waz gonna wave yur arm rite off!!! 8O :lol:

Lucefur March 5, 2012 at 6:53 pm

what does your internal plumbing got to do with that! thbbbpppt!

A Biker Too March 31, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Ai izz fainullee heer, YAAAAAAAAY tew ebbreewun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{ { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { EBBREEWUN, ALLA LOLPEEPS } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } }