Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai

Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:04 am

_ A singlol spotlite opens up awn teh mayn stayge adn GP appeers wib hims littlol geetar _

Ohai ebberywon! Welcumming tu “Piggeh… RAWKS!” – Teh. Gratest. Munnay. Moarning. Syngalong. EBBER!

Wii is teh heer tudai tu amember ower deer frend KimKiwi hu crossed teh bridge LAWTS ob yeers afore hurr wus mented tu. Pfft. Stoopy cancer.

Kim yoosed tu leed us awl on a littlol syngalong ebbery Munnay moarning libe frum kiwiland adn, eben do eet wus steel Sundai in teh rest ob teh whirrled, wii awl sang along anywai.

So, heer am a littlol sawng ai rote fur mai frend Kim… plz tu feline free tu singing alawng.

Fankies…

A nawt lawng thyme ago

Ai kin steel amember

Hao taht Kiwi yoosed tu maek mii smylol

Adn ai gnu hurr juss bai chance

Munnay moarning, wii wud syng adn dans

Adn, bebbeh, wii’d bii happeh fur a whyle

But frends hu gnu, dey maed mii shibber

Wib ebbery updayte dey’d delibber

Bad gnus awn teh doorstep

Ai cud nawt taek won moar step

Oh, ai amember hao ai cryed

Wen ai red abowt teh end on teh fite

Adn sumthing tuched mii deep insyde

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed…

So bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Deed yu teech us awl abowt lubb?

Adn du yu has frends in teh hunnert?

Oh, yesh yesh yesh, aidufinkso!

Nao deed yu beleeb in rawk adn rowl?

Does myoosik lift us wen wii is low?

Adn deed yu teech mii hao tu dans reeeeel sloooow?

Well, ai gnu ai wus in lubb wib Kim

Wen ai saw hurr dansing, eet wus teh win!

Wii boff keeked awf ower shoos

Man, wii dug dose rithum adn bloos!

Ai wus alowne awn Munnay, hao eet deed suck!

Wibowt KimKiwi ai wus juss dumbstruck

Adn ai gnu ai wus owt ob luck

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed…

Ai started singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Nao, fur ten dais wii has bin awn ower own

Adn ai steel donut beelebe taht yu is rly gawn

No, taht’s nawt hao is sposed to bii….

Well, yu yoosed tu sing Carole King oar Queen

Adn sumthymes eet wus eben Don McLean

Inna boyce taht sownded awl caramellee…

Oh adn wen sumfing wud get mii down

Yu just turned awn sum old James Brown

Teh korus wus awl ai herd

So perfikt, ai deeserned

Adn wen Herod caem bakk arownd in March

Yu tryed tu nokk heem owt teh ballpark

Adn wii sang dirges in teh dark

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed

Wii wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Heltur skeltur in teh summer swelter

Kiwi berds flew awf tu fynd a gnu shelter

Ate myles hai adn going FAST!

Eric, hii fownd yu awn teh grass

Dere playing wib awl teh kittehs, past

Wib a jesture adn a sigh, hii gnu yu’d passed

Nao teh meddow air wus sweet perfume

Whyle conga rats played dere marching toon

Wii awl gawt up tu dans

Oh, dere’s alwais thyme tu dans!

So, teh players cayme tu taek teh feeld

Teh marchy band wus vry well heeled

Adn teh teers wii shed were unconseeled

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed..

Wii started singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Oh, and dere wii were awl in won plaice

A genurayshun lawst in spayce

Wib no thyme left tu start agen…

So come awn crash taht cymbal, du eet kwik

Whack sumfing wib yur rithum steeck

Syng a sawng fur ower deer Cheezyfrend

Adn as yur dansing awn teh stayge

Plz du nawt feel sad at tihs owtrage

Ower angel’s sed hurr last farewell

Adn left us heer unner hurr spell

Adn as hurr soul climbed hai intu teh nite

Tu bring ceeling cat endless deelite

Ai gnu she’d finally fynd respite

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed

Ai wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

Well ai met a grrl hu sang teh bloos

Adn ai asked hurr fur sum happeh gnus

But she juss cryed adn turned awai

Ai went down tu teh parfait stoar

Ware ai’d herd teh myoosic yeers afore

But teh man dere sed teh myoosic wud nawt plai…

Adn in teh streets teh kittehs screemed

Teh lubbers cryed, adn teh powets dreemed

Nawt a werd wus spoken

Teh cherch bells awl were broken

Adn teh Cheezfrend ai admyre mowst

Marco, hii held hurr hand past the post

Whyle she caught the last train for the coast

Teh dai ower Cheezfrend dyed…

Adn hii wus singing:

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

they were singing

Bai, bai Miss KimKiwi, dun crai!

Mai hart’s hebby synce yu left mii but yu left me tu flai

Adn dem cabana bois arr bringing chokklit adn pi

Singing “Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”

“Welcum, Miss KimKiwi.” “Ohai!”