Candlol in teh Wind

cweenmj says: July 10, 2011 at 11:26 am

Ohai, peepz!!!! I hazn’t rittted a song fur tuday, but mai gud frend ‘Niser roted wun. Shii can’t beeing heer rite now kuz hur haz deh RLS. So I b posting dis fur hur. Fankeez ‘Niser fur riting dis:

Ohai cheezfrenz! :grin:

Ai sawree ai cuud nawt bee wif yu awl awn dis speshul daye. Ai habs asking teh cween to poast awn mai beehaff. Ai rippt awf stoal wroted dis sawng foar ower deer Kim. Pleez tu singing it tu teh toon ob Sir Elton John’s Candlol in teh Wind. Schmoooz! ‘Niser

Guudby Kim Kiwi

Tho Ai nebber noo yu at awl

Yu had teh lubs ob cheezyfrenz

An yu ansird der cawl

Yu kayme intu Cheezland

An it wispurred intu yoar brane

Yu noo dat yu wer hoam at lastt

An yu gladlee changd yoar nayme

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe

Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs

Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers

Wif soe mush tu gibs

An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu

Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu

Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar

Teh inner lyte in yu

Teh pleh dizeez wuz tuff

Teh ruffist fing yu ebber bin fru

Dey sett der ohai beemz awn “heal”

An dey poyntid dem at yu

Eeben wif der lubs

Oh yu cuud nawt kwite pull thru

Butt (!) yu did nawt lett dem daon

Dey juss wantid tu bee der foar yu

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe

Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs

Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers

Wif soe mush tu gibs

An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu

Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu

Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar

Teh inner lyte in yu

Guudby Kim Kiwi

Tho Ai nebber noo yu at awl

Yu had teh lubs ob cheezyfrenz

An yu ansird der cawl

Guudby Kim Kiwi

Frum teh cheezpeep in teh happee cat T-shirt

Hu seez yu az sumfing moar dan fabyooluss

Moar dan juss ower lublee Kim Stewart

An it seemz tu mee yu libbed yoar lyfe

Lyke uh purrson awt tu libs

Awlwayz bein der foar uzzers

Wif soe mush tu gibs

An Ai wud habs lyked tu hab noen yu

Butt (!) Ai wuz stil bran gnu

Yoar candlol burnd owt lawng befoar

Teh inner lyte in yu

Yoar candlol maye habs burnd owt butt (!)

Yoar lite comez shynin thru.