LCB Bible



skwirrlgrrl

March 19th, 2009 at 9:01 am

plz don’t tell ceeling cat, k??

Romeow

March 19th, 2009 at 9:06 am

I can has forgibness?

skwirrlgrrl

March 19th, 2009 at 9:08 am

possiblee. there may be a sakrifice rekwired.

Maus

March 19th, 2009 at 9:09 am

Or a shrubbery…

jd March 19th, 2009 at 10:35 am

I not hab shrubbery. but I du hab a herring, which I uzed tu cut down teh tallest tree in teh forrest.

Romeow

March 19th, 2009 at 9:10 am

_hands skwirrlgrrl a toy lamb_

skwirrlgrrl

March 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am

ooo sawft!!!

ur sacrafise is acceptabul.

go now and has gushifuds.

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 9:20 am

Does we dare does a LBT version of teh Biblol? Teh miraclol of teh loafs and teh fishies would be a supersized Filet-o-Fish sammich, fr’example.

Maus March 19th, 2009 at 9:22 am

And we would have the Sermon on the Grassy Knoll…

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 9:28 am

Not so much a Sermon as a Friendly Chat.

Ambercat March 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am

Frendly Chat wiv Sadly Disapoynted obertoens for the Furst Ledder to teh Trolls, in teh Eppissle ob teh Apossles - or mebbe taht shud be teh odder wai rownd….

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 9:45 am

Sry, no Epissles. Stamps too expensive. We just send a e-mail to teh Romans and they can forward it to teh Corinthians and so forth. Better yet, we’ll just post it on our blog.

Nennepus March 19th, 2009 at 9:46 am

from woark - use somwun elses broadband…

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 9:47 am

Or go to teh libarry to send it.

Nennepus March 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am

an hoepflee dey hav RRS-feed on de blog… oar dey woant noe bout it…

skwirrlgrrl March 19th, 2009 at 10:08 am

and there wudn’t be 12 apossles, but elebenty… just coz that’s a nise round number…

PootyTat March 19th, 2009 at 10:11 am

Agreed…

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 10:34 am

Couldn’t we find half-a-elebenty guise wif split personalities?

skwirrlgrrl March 19th, 2009 at 10:43 am

ooh, and then we can tell them that we paid teh otter personallitee! will cut WAY down on overhed!

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 10:48 am

_pins a LBT Hero medal on skwirrl_

skwirrlgrrl March 19th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

LBT??

lolcatburglar March 19th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Ur kidding, rite? Low Budget Theeater _rips medlol offa skwirrl_ _calls paramedix_

skwirrlgrrl March 19th, 2009 at 5:29 pm

oh! never mind! and fangs!!

skwirrlgrrl

March 19th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

HAY! _snatchez medlol back_ I’m lukkey to remember what my name wuz 6 hours ago! And u can’t take that bak wifout teh consent of teh committed, and tehy is all asleep now, STN!

West River rat

March 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Ohai Skwirrl. Didju cee down teh thred U can singz Oprah? Butt U gotta hurree, ai wroted awn teh czechs tu gib U teh chans.

4point5kittehs

March 19th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Ohai skwirrlgrrl! Ur up laet!

Nennepus

March 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am

An the hole wawking on wawter episode cud be a stroll akross a puddle…

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 9:54 am

Nd turnink teh watur into whien? Turnink watur into sodee watur wib sum redd fud kolorink.

JAJEH

March 19th, 2009 at 9:55 am

Pleezsee: lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Wet Kitteh Mouse

March 19th, 2009 at 7:36 pm Dat is teh AWESOME!

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am

Um, insted of red fud colorings, let’s use teh lefted over green fuds colorings from St. Patrick’s Day, ‘k?

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am

Yah, ebben moar betturer. Nd Noah’s Ark? Noah’s roeboat. Wib tew of ebbery kolored Mai Litlol Ponee

Nennepus

March 19th, 2009 at 10:03 am

and Giving Sight to a Man Blind since Birth cud be gibing a pair ob old sunglassis tu man narrowing eyes tu sun since lonch?

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 10:04 am

Ok, ’sept teh old sunglasses is missing one lenz, so man will still has to narrow one eye.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 10:07 am

Teh Ten Kommandermints? Wun kommandermint writed on teh bak ov a postij stamp.

cweenmj

March 19th, 2009 at 10:10 am

Lotz wife will luking a skance adn turning intu a salt shaker.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 10:12 am Adim nd Eev will be maeded owt of lego. Teh Gardin of Eeden - a rubbur plant nd sum plastik floewers.

Nennepus

March 19th, 2009 at 10:15 am

an a IKEA plushi snaek an a papie-macher aplol - no - maek dat a cut owt aplol from an aplol-stoar advert…

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 10:19 am

Nd Moesis wil wandur raownd a sandpit fur 40 minits.

Nennepus

March 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am

an de burning bush will be a few drye straws from last years grass…

PootyTat March 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am

No…no…LitterBox…

Nennepus

March 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am

_lol_

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Teh partink of teh Redd See - a man wib a stroaw blowink bublols in a glass of teh soddee watur wib teh gween kolorink.

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

And then all of Pharoah’s plastic army mens get slightly damp.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Jophus nd his teknikolor dweencoat? a tai-dai t-shirt.

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Jonah? Had his toes nibbloled on a little bit by minnows.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Yew meen see monkees, doantchew?

_Hoeps LCB duzzint notyse mai shaemlis trai at getink a LBT Hero medil_

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Well, we rly only has teh one medlol. Is rly a choclate coin lefted over from teh December holidays. U can arm-ressel teh skwirrl for it mabye.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

_wobbilee chin nd damp eyez_ Iz otay, seh kin haev it…

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Well, donot tell anyones, but here. U can has this Gud Conducts medlol I was saving for GP. It’s not like he was gonna get it anytimes soon.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Oh fankies LCB, ai wuz wurried ai waz beeink tew suttil.

lolcatburglar

March 19th, 2009 at 5:19 pm

It is teh late at nite here and I is a little sleepy, so u has to use teh extry-non-suttil sledgehammer on me.

kimkiwi

March 19th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Yah, nd teh egstreemlee suttil brik. Kimkiwi, LBTGKM_ _Low Budjit Theeatur Gud Konduckt Meddil

gremlin March 19th, 2009 at 9:35 am

Ack! Filet-o-fish! I has had that McD cummercial runnin throo mah hed for days! “Gimme that filet-o-fish; give me back that fish.” - wit teh fish on teh wall singin to teh 2 guise. . . Obsession with a filet-o-fish. I has it.

eeckthecat

March 19th, 2009 at 9:50 am

_ snerk _ MAJOR eerwurm,but still makes me giggol!

BOM_MOMME

March 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am

I fink dat would be gud. Wii cud put disclaimer fore da tee-ree-ohh ell-ellz dat diz iz nawt disrespecting, butt (snerk) owt ob lub and iff eazily ofended to pleez to wait for nex frend.

JAJEH

March 19th, 2009 at 9:50 am

Aifinkso, ai seen one, berry funnee. Nau dohn no ware waz.

JAJEH

March 19th, 2009 at 9:51 am

Dat is, a LOLspeek baibul. Wiff guy on bicicle makin uniburs

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