Hush Widdle Kitteh

''kitkay January 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm'' hush, widdle kitteh, doan say a wird, mahmah’s gonna buy U a mawkin’ bird,

''mary O'Spockn January 28, 2008 at 1:22 pm'' adn if dat mawkin bird dont sing mamhah’s gonna buy you a gushy thing

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm'' and if dat gushi fing doan fli Mama’s gonna get a cheezburger pie

''yippee!!! January 28, 2008 at 1:38 pm'' an if dat cheezy pie gits cold, Mama’s gonna by U a blanky to hold…

''I_dans_dans_dans January 28, 2008 at 1:49 pm'' an if dat blanky don keep yu warm, mama’s gonna cook yu an eer of corm…

'' cSmall January 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm'' an if dat eer ov corm iz deaf, mama’s gonna wisper unner her bref…

''kitkay January 28, 2008 at 2:23 pm'' an’ if dat whispered breff smellz pleh, mamma’s gonna hire a sushi chef…

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm'' And if dat sushi chef’s nawt gud, Mama’s gonna get u sum udder fud…

''lolcatburglar January 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm'' And if dat udder fud grows mold Mama’s gonna get u a snake to hold…

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm'' And if dat udder fud runs awai, Mama’s gonna get u a fren to plai,

And if dat fren doan plai too nice, Mama’s gonna get u a pizza slice,

And iff dat pizza sliced too beeg, Mama’s gonna get u a liddle pig…

''lolcatburglar January 28, 2008 at 3:21 pm'' And if dat liddle pig don’t oink Mama’s gonna get u a frend to ….

U knoes, it’s waaaaaay past ur bedtime.

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 3:25 pm'' And if dat b****ing goes too long, Mama’s gonna sing u anudder song.

''lolcatburglar January 28, 2008 at 3:27 pm'' And if dat udder song don’t rhyme Mama’s gonna sing it anyways becaws itz teh verry late and u should beez teh sleeping and whut, u think Mama’s made of rhymes? I dat whut u think?

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm'' Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

''lolcatburglar January 28, 2008 at 3:35 pm'' O thank Ceiling Cat! Bebbeh if finally teh sleeps.

Now I can go to libbing room and practiss mah drum solo.

''Shera (kittehvet) January 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm'' oh mai ceeling cat!!

i rotflshistc!!!!11!!!

(that is a vet thing: rolling on the floor laughing so hard I scared the cats)

I had a book of (not) that lullaby when I was a girl

''Romeow January 28, 2008 at 4:15 pm'' ROTFLSHISTC?

Shera, that maed meH ROTFLSHISTC!

''thisncat January 29, 2008 at 4:29 am'' Tanks guyz, sooo cleber. Can’t deeside wefer I wantz u az kitteh-sitters or nawt. Lcb, u neber sees tu amayz meh!

''Luna Kitteh January 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm'' ef ai goez 2 sleep, kan ai habba cheezbuger pie??????? yummy… see, ize snowrwin nao!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….