Pork Scratching

Guinness Piggeh says: July 10, 2011 at 11:35 am

Nao, yu mitenawtfinkso, but but but unner tihs cyoot, furreh extee… ecksti… owtsyde bit, ai is rly the sawft adn senseetib insyde. So, heer is a littlol lubb sawng:

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde

Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt

Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow

mmm… big bag, ai want tu nom eet nao!

Nommed teh bag, adn nao ai feels alown

Cud nawt hyde teh ebidense, ai left eet awn show

Nebber wanted beer so big, so cold

Juss deedn’t drink enuff fur awl teh salteh

Ai can’t hold awn, muss pee,

Wunner whut’s wrong wib mii…

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde

Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt

Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow

Don’t wanna let it rooin tihs meelthyme

Drown liek a bar flai

Heer in teh darkness ai no maiself

Can’t brake free until ai let eet go

Let eet go!

Scratching, ai forgibb yu affer awl

Aneefing is bedder tahn a drai owld bone

Adn in teh end ai gess ai had tu fawl

Alwais find mai fais amung teh scratchies

Ai can’t hold awn, muss pee,

Wunner whut’s wrong wib mii…

Pork Scratching, gonna nom awl taht salteh piggeh hyde

Pork Scratching, dun wanna forgit tu get teh Guinness owt

Pork Scratching, oh, eet taystes so gud wen ai swallow

Ai’m gonna nom eet nao!