Piggeh in Conbersation



Iz got a flat stomach in .25 seconds ask me hao

hao abowt rok hard abs?

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 6:00 am. » 316 Comments

Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:01 am

awl ai kneads is yur credit card nummer annipuss June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am

Congrats X2 GP #1fur ur nawt sekund an #2 fur ur birfdai. HAPPI BIRFDAI! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:04 am

ooo fankies annipuss!!! ;-) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am

WELKUM WELKUM tu teh nawt sekkund episode ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun…”

Plz tu taek yur seets! Teh show wheel startify inna phew minnits! ;-) 3kittymomma June 8, 2009 at 6:07 am

_Runsthruwifakiwikness_ Happi Burthingdai GP!! _Throws GP a nyce fresh carrot an sparkli collar, um I mean necklace_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:08 am

ooo shinee adn crunchee!!! fankyoo! :-) skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:07 am

_comes in overwated by a hyooge elebenty layer carrut caek wif creem cheese icings_ _loses balanse_ _caek lands rite on top of teh piggeh_

oops! er… Happy Birfday!

can u eet ur way out from unner that, or do u need halp? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:09 am

_ muffled OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM _ 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:15 am

_adds ‘lebenty flaming candlols n sparklers to caek_

Happeh natal dai, GP! Adn menny, menny moar!

_wispers_ Leeza, has he had teh bumps yet? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

bumps? is taht liek.. teh birfday spankings?? 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am
 * shock:

Sort of. Peepz hold hims 4 liddle legs and (jentlee) bump hims derriere on the grownd, wun bump fur eech yeer adn wun fur gud luk – wich he mite need after teh bumps! catslave June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

Hoopy bird dai GP! :) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

fankies catslave!!! :-) gammacat June 8, 2009 at 6:08 am

schmoo! To you GP! Happy birthday and many happy returns!!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:10 am

schmoo!!! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:12 am

Piggeh, stop schmoozing and start teh show! Teh sellebrities is getting restless. Even teh rabid weaslols is starting to look worried.

If ur waiting for teh cween and she is not here yet, perhaps we could move her number back a little? Just a suggestification. cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 6:41 am

__Runz in breffless…… cursing stuppee internet connexshun…… . OH hai ebbreewun…. sry i late haz deh sho started??? did i missing mine Q??? prysma-kitteh June 8, 2009 at 6:45 am

Aifinkso ai saw Q. daonthred, but didnawt gno was YUR Q :) eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:10 am

__ runs in to get a good seet __ Didja find Gerard Butler for me ?? Huh ?? Didja ?? __ bownces up & down wif teh eggcitemint __ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:11 am

Umm… Err… Umm… yesh! Umm… hii wheel prolly be heer anee minnit! Hu ebber hims is! ;-) eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

__ rolls eyes __ He’s an ACTOR…wuz in “300″.. iz Scottish… JAJEH June 8, 2009 at 6:16 am

Happy burfay, Pinnee Gigg! JAJEH June 8, 2009 at 6:53 am

Ai meenz, Guiness Piggeh! An manee more woot-woot-wooting burfays to cum! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:12 am

yesh yesh!!! heer’s tu umm… lawts moar!!! :-) nyghtwind June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

Happi Birfdai GP!

_pull owt follding chayre adn sits in de front row bownsig wif eggcitment_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:14 am

fankies nyghtwind!!! but but but yu deed nawt liek teh chares wii had set owt? _ has a worried _ jd June 8, 2009 at 6:24 am

_gibs GP a prezzent ob elebenty shyny fings – ok, iz akshewally LCB’s bakpak, but I’m shure she won’t mind – adn teh complete “On Teh Riberbank” DVD set_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:14 am

_ grabs prezunt adn scampersawaiwibakwikness _ Ruth James June 8, 2009 at 6:53 am

Happi burfadi, GP – Ai has serched teh innerwebs fur teh perfick burfdai pressunt fur yu an Ai fownd…….ekstrah-padded green floofy nikkers, juss rite fur sykling in! Butt(!) plees to be waerin teh odder shorts OBER tehm – we donut wont to fryten teh horsis! tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:00 am

there iz odder shorts than ekstrah-padded green floofy nikkers??? ai donut finkso!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:15 am
 * shock: :oops:

mary0spockn June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am
 * shock: umm… err… fankies? Ruth!

you mean the one ending in ___ ____ elebentyelebentyelebentyelebenty? mary0spockn June 8, 2009 at 6:06 am

happy burfdae! here’s sum re-cyclol’d caek left from da brake rum …….i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i ….@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ….l23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)~l ….l`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.l ….|°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°| ….l23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)~l ….l`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.`.l ….23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)23:22, October 6, 2019 (UTC)

adn in honor 0 yr brufdae, the Cui Cassoulet todae will be maded wif ham stir. Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:08 am

lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:09 am
 * -) ooo aifinkso ai shud ownlee has a littlol slyce rite nao! Fankies Mary!

_cuts littlol slice outta caek, gives rest to piggeh_ noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:09 am

Wat a wunnermuss cayk! U r a speshul pinny gig, GP an all teh cheezpeeps lurvs u! Happeetayl birfday 2 u (even lil tayls can b happee) { { { GP } } } _shmoo_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:12 am

{ { { noobeh } } } schmoos! 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:10 am

_ham stirs_

Oink! Plz to nawt eet teh piggehs! Kthx. lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 7:57 am

ooh, wut a nommy-luking caek! _droolz_ darthmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:45 am

Wow! Berry impressib! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:04 am

_reads number from card_

It’s “12345″. Yes, mm-hmm, that’s rite. Name on teh card? Lessee… it’s last name Piggeh, first name Guinness. Yes, like teh drink, uh-huh. Eggspiration date? Whut kine stoopy question is that? How will I know when that silly piggeh gonna kickify teh bukket? tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:11 am

_snort_ Janet of Gar June 8, 2009 at 6:04 am

Conga rodent shoo laces, GP! and Hippo Birdie Deer Ewe! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:16 am

_ joyns conga lyne ob rodints _

fankies Janet ob Gar!!! :-) JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:07 am

And HOORAY fur teh NAWT SEKOND Guiness Piggeh in awl ov Cheezland fur landing awn teh Nawt Sekond spot awn this MOAST ausbe. . .aspig. . .speshul day!!! ;) AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 6:12 am

Solo, eben. Hippo burdeez, boss! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

Fankies! Fankies! Janet & AngelPlume!!! :-) nativeca66 June 8, 2009 at 6:20 am

^ _...._      ^ .'      '.  _...._ ^   / HAPPY    \'      '. -. \        |X PIGGEH  |  ^ .-. |'.-.   .' \        / \;/  `/\`    '.    .' / \   (        `/\` /   \   \    ^    `) ^  /     \   )        (     ^ /'-...-'\ (          \ /-.__ __.-\            ) jgs '._   `   _.'  ^       / `"""""` tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:27 am
 * X BIRFDAY/ GUINNESS \

wowsers!! _clappity clappity_ Punkin June 8, 2009 at 6:29 am

ohhhh, purty! nice job nativeca66 noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

dat reely iz kwite impresiv! its lyk fyrwerks in teh skii! FluffyB June 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

FluffyB June 8, 2009 at 6:36 am
 * shock: Talint! U haz et!!! Bye teh buss loadz!!!!! _claps floofy paws enfjoosiystikally_

JAJEH June 8, 2009 at 6:55 am
 * oops: At nativeca66!

Agweez wid ahl abuv about deh burfay picher lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 7:57 am

ooh how pritty! cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 8:05 am

NC66!! u haz owtdun urself!!! dat b spektakkaler!!! darthmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:46 am

More tallint! Wowzer! Yu’z good! Amazeeng! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:17 am

nativeca66!!! Ware yu has bin??? Ai has missed yu!!!

Fankies fur teh baloloons!!! Trooly egg salad!!! :-) 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 11:20 am

ADN teh poyntee liddel partee hat! tessm June 8, 2009 at 11:39 am

do you finkso teh rouwnd fing unner teh partee hat is a liddol guinness piggeh??? jk2kitteh June 8, 2009 at 7:05 am

_runsinwifaqwiknissouttabreth_ ai iz bak frum stoopy meetin, butt (!) aifink ai missed teh sillybrashuns…wah! enneewai, HAPPYTAYL BIRFDAI to owr deer GP! Heers tew mennee moar, fulluv teh gud stuffs, gud helth, an awl teh shinee fings u wantz!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:18 am

{ { { jk2kitteh } } } fankyoo!!! :-) siobhan June 8, 2009 at 7:32 am

_a littlol packich is delibered 2 ginneh pigs dressing rum – wayt… way will der bes dressing ober ginneh pig? hims nawt a salid… n-e-way – da pakich… bees deliberd adn lablold wif ‘hawpee burfdai ginnehpig’ iffn da ginnepiggeh opins et der will bees a selecshun ob greek cheezis… wibout da burgers forchunatleh, cus dem habs been stolded_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:19 am

_ wipes salid dressing awf _

_ eyes bocks ob lubberly greez cheezes, doesn’t mind dere is no cheezburgers! _ { { { siobhan } } } yu shore nose hao tu maek a littlol piggeh happeh!!! :-) leeza-b June 8, 2009 at 11:49 am

greez cheez? somehao that sounds liek somethin u’d eet! Taya June 8, 2009 at 8:04 am

_snorglols teh littlol piggeh_ Ohai Piggeh. Ai has misseded yew. Ai lubs yew. _schmoo_ _grooms Piggeh’s littlol eers wifagentilness_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:20 am

{ { { Taya } } } Sry ai missed yu tu!!! Schmoos!!! ;-) Taya June 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm

_snorglols an gibs teh Piggeh a littlol tux fur hims birfdai parteh_ annipuss June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

Iz nawt purrminint tho… me June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

nex yoo shud maek a work-owt DVD! jd June 8, 2009 at 6:27 am

Hovercraft Kitteh iz doing weight-loss infomershuls? Hmmm. mary0spockn June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

i am floofy, not fat. Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

don be uzzin dat colonic stuff, kitteh. 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am

eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:08 am
 * shock:

Uh…are the kitteh’s feet botherin anyone else ??? Sumfin abowt teh feets iz creepin me owt… skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:16 am

duz it give u shivers in ur sole? mary0spockn June 8, 2009 at 6:24 am

it crepes eek owt, i finkso. eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

__ luks at Lezza archly __ skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:43 am

_feels liek a heel_ jd June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

Sumhows, yesh, but I can’t quite nail it. (Ob coarse, sum mite say I’m jus’ toe-ing teh line.) AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 6:17 am

Yeff, lyk der poytin teh rong wai or sumfin. Lukks kinda lyk teh floof is oberwelmin dem .. pushin dem intu straynj comfigulashunz. annipuss June 8, 2009 at 6:28 am

Iz juss teh wate uv teh kitteh skwishin dem doun awn teh glass tabul dat teh kitteh iz sittin awn. AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 6:42 am

Fankeez, annipuss! Dat kyoord teh kreepeez fur meh. :) Ai had ownlee bin seein it as a kitteh layin awn itz bakk – wich eggsplayns teh weerd flatness ob teh frunt futteez tu. skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

omcc, teh situps r NOT werking, kitteh!! u needs a boe-flex! Lungdoc June 8, 2009 at 7:58 am

Yesh yesh! xcellent fine device for hangin clothes upon to keepem off teh floor! AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 6:02 am

duin mai rollersizes Janet of Gar June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am

Yeah, butt (snerk) ur luv handles just gots megga-sizzed! Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:03 am

GP…iz it tiem yet???? ___asks wif an exsite ed____ noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:05 am

ohai SpiritDancer, sew glad u cud mayk it! Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:12 am

ohai, noobeh…gud tew seize yu lykwize. GP hired teh Rabid Weezols 2dai fer protectifying hiz gests… TheCatsMutha June 8, 2009 at 6:04 am

_LalaLaLAlaLalaaaaa_

Happee Buirfdai 2 U Pikkled Eggs in a stoo Happee Burfdai deer GP Moar porkee scratchins foar yoooooooo

_Kertsees_

Ai fank u… :lol: Ai is nawt used 2 pulik purformin! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:05 am

Q. June 8, 2009 at 6:14 am
 * -) Yu deed juss fyne, TCM! Fankyoo so mush!

Happee birfday, dear G. P. _Hands G.P. magiclol platter that constantly replenishes itself wiv his most favoritest foods. _Gives G.P. a glow stick to wave around, or to boop peepz wiv, however the fansee strikes him.

Schmoos to youse JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

Ai think, to compleet THAT storee, he needz teh flying car pit az well!! _hans GP teh moast byootiful flying car pit in teh hole whirled, wif foot long golden frinj_ _whispurs_ Taek if wif yoo awn teh neggst long bike ride. It folds up reel teenee – yoo can hav it in yur pokkit. An wehn yoo ar awn it, yoo ar invisiblol, so. . . ;) burfday fairy June 8, 2009 at 7:01 am

ohai janet, yoo rebember taht burfday wish yoo menshuningd to me? well, consider it granit!! ;) (if i kan grant rhsb’s sekrit burfday wish, ifinkso i kan do anyfing! :D ) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:22 am

_ waybes glowsteeck wib a kwikness adn marbells at awl teh pritty cullers _ Fankies Q!!! Whut a grate gift!!! :-) eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:06 am

Dat wuz beyootiful !!!

Happy birfday,GP…ai haz broughted u yougurt drops in ebbery flavor… and sum Guinness & Smithwyks to wash dem down! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

ooo fankies eeck! ;-) noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:07 am

Dat wuz boofull TCM! Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

glad tew heer taht leetle peece awf brain we left out awn last lol didn’t damage ur singin voise. TheCatsMutha June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

It woz teh sparling lemony waters dat did it!! Fank you soooo much!!!! DameJanetOfCheezland June 8, 2009 at 6:14 am

O TheCatsMutha!! ;) Taht wuz just lubberlee! Seldom hav ai seen a bedder purrrrrfur mintz! An teh werds – purrrrrrr fekshun!! tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:13 am

_ahem, ahem_ too teh tune uv “Gary, Indiana” frum teh Moosik Man, by Meridtih Wilsun red hare? check singing voyse uv five yeer old? check tap shoos? check OK, let’s roll! ————————————

Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh! Let me say it once again! Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh! To our TTI cheezfren! If u’d like to haz a persunal burfdae phlonquais, To feed u lotz uv Guinness an caek awn Mundae, If u needz a recc… a wrek… a suggeschun, Try LCB, I think she’s free… Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Hope you heerz teh message alla way in Birmingham! Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh, Happee Burfdae, piggeh! Owr GRATE cheezfren! noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

Wat a wunnerful voys u hab! An teh tappytappy shooz wer a speshul addishun! { { { TessM } } } Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:19 am

{ { { tessm } } } taht is full ob win! fankyoo SO mush! :-) tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:29 am

BOM_MOMME June 8, 2009 at 6:26 am
 * oops: sorry to butt in ahed uv ur show… ai fot it wuz gunna bee up ther ^

Hoppi Burfdae tu U Hoppi Burfdae tu U Hoppi Burfdae deer Piggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Hoppi Burfdae tu U An Meeneeeeee Mooooooooooooore.

Ai offers da Blakk & Tan inna larg barrel wif laddr insid an out. An lif tym supplee ob pork skrachins ( as long as U lib onlee won weekweekweek.). jd June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

_eeps adn runs off tu pay Warner Bruvver Goggies tehr royalties foar awl teh HB singing_ lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:40 am

_clappity x elebenty_

That was so cute! Did u guise see her tap dance wif tap shoos on her hands? That was amazifying! lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 7:58 am

clappityclappityclappity!! very nice!! (i lubs taht moovie :D ) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:15 am

Otay! eet seems ower cween is held up awn teh Red Carpit!!!

So, heer tu openify teh show… Heer is lolcatburglar wib a BERRY speshul purrformance!

Plz tu put yur paws tugebber!!! skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:17 am

_puts GP’s paws tugether_ 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:29 am

_tyes dem wif fur handcuffs_ tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

oh, must be left over from the shelf lining over the weekend. phew. lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:19 am
 * shock: whut KIND ob fur???

LCB steps onstage dressed in either the costume provided by teh rabid weaslol dry cleening “serviss” or mabye it is two postage stamps and a rumbert band. She tunes her lolguitar, removes a few strings and replaces them wif limp spaghettis. While My Phlonquais Weeek Weeek Weeeks (Wif aplologies to teh Beatlols) Teh warshing masheen in the londree room’s bleeping While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks I look at teh floor and I see that it’s seeping Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks I don’t know how often I’ve told u Not to let Mick go thru I don’t know why I must still scold u Now clean that mi-il-dew I had a hard day and I deserve some pamp’ring While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks GP’s not around, he’s out playing and scamp’ring Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks I don’t know why I shouldn’t sack u For all that u don’t do But I’d be sad if I should lack u No one could replace u I look for GP, find teh little beast sleeping While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks I’ll give him a brake Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks Lol, lol, lol Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol Weeek weeek weeek weeek Weeek weeek weeek weeek eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:23 am

__ bows to teh grayte and gifted LCB __ tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

w00t! w00t! _wisslols_ 4point5kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:31 am

Cudos, LCB! Yoo had mii laffing rite frum teh titlol! lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 7:59 am

_sniff_ taht wuz lubly, LCB, i am very moovd _clappityclappityclappity_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:23 am

_ clappity clappity _

Fankyoo LCB!!! Nao, shud ai get mai nawt sekkund guest owt???

Laydees adn Gennulmens, plz tu welkum awn stayge… Merkin Prezidunt Barry Omaha!!! Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

Taht’s Barack Obama, piggeh….yew gotz teh rong guy!! JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:26 am

No,no!! Ai think itz teh rite guy! Itz just PiggehSpeek! ;) Spirit Dancer June 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

Naow wear iz Johnney Depp?!? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

_ speeks intu eer peace _ whut yu meens hims has cancelled??? PFFT!

Umm… otay… send owt teh neckst guest den…

Laydees adn Gennulmens! Misser Omaha canut be heer sadlee, so plz tu welcum Meet Loaf!!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:28 am

_ speeks intu eer peace agen _ whut yu meens hims adn Cher wus arresitificated??? OMCC!

Hu else does wii has???

Umm… Err… Laydees adn Gennulmens… umm… err… Meet wus, unaboidablee detayned…

Lettuce sea iffn LCB mebbeh has an otter musiclol nummber in teh meenthyme! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:31 am

Er, I doesnot but Mick wanted to do something for u, little rat, er, I mean, piggeh. He is just about reddy, only a few moar coats of lip creem to apply. Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:33 am

Ah, otay den!!!

_ speeks intu eer peace AGEN _ AI DONUT CARE HU YU GETS! is a talk show! GET ME SUMMEDY TU TALK TU! pfft! Stoopy Rabid Weeslols…

Ahem… yesh, well… Umm… plz tu direktify yur tenshuns tu teh otter stayge ware umm… mai gud frend Mick “teh Lips” Jaggeh has a littlol purrformance fur us awl tu… umm… enjoi.

lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:38 am
 * roll: Lites, Camera, Lip Creem… AKSHUN!

Pssst! Piggeh! Mick went to teh rong stage again. Is down below a littlol. JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:28 am

YAY!! Pleezed to meet yoo, Mr. Loaf!!! ;) parrothead June 8, 2009 at 6:24 am

__klappity klappity__ __wistlol wistlol__ Q. June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

Oncroyabull! (As we say in Fronsch lolspeak). W00t! tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:31 am

ooooh, tray bean! Punkin June 8, 2009 at 6:27 am

clappity clappity! berry nice LCB. an u are in fine voice 2day noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:28 am

_jumps to feet wif applol soss_ _reminds self to look up phlonquais in dictionary.com_ yay LCB! Sing it Girl! RobbevonScholle June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

such teh greatness n latents! _iz stonishd_ (deeplee!)

_jions in teh birfdei-wishis-partey_

hppybdei to piggeh ^^ _hands ‘nuvver carret_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:25 am

Ohai RobbevonScholle!!! Fankyoo berry mush fur teh carret!!! :-) gammacat June 8, 2009 at 6:30 am

@@@@@ x ellebentee LCB noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:20 am

woot woot! _clappity clappity_ JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:21 am

_paws held titely togedder to honeur teh Grate LCB_ JanetCanHas4Kittehs June 8, 2009 at 6:25 am

_realizes taht resistance iz fyootyle_ W00t!! W00t!! Clapitititititclapclapclap etc untilz toad alley exhausted!! Oh Mai CC!! LCB!! Again! Yoo haz outdun yur awn self! _punches LCB in teh arm (jentlee) to be shur it iz reelee she_ glynnis wilkinson June 8, 2009 at 6:17 am

hao? FluffyB June 8, 2009 at 6:17 am

But… but… but ai doan wanna luuk phphlat laik a plank!!! :-( FluffyB June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

Ai laik kurvs! ;-) JAJEH June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

Hau long dus tummee stayz flaht wen u gets up? me June 8, 2009 at 8:49 am

ask no qwestjuns – heer no liez!! tessm June 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

an lissen to no infomershalz. :roll: DameJanetOfCheezland June 8, 2009 at 6:18 am

Wun moar trai. gammacat June 8, 2009 at 6:24 am

_ sneeks in with huge jar covered with googly eyed Pinny gig stickers _ GP, here are some home made pickled eggs for this special day! I followed your recipe exactly. Pleh RL is calling :-( Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:26 am

{ { { gammacat } } } best… prezunt… ebber! :-) TheCatsMutha June 8, 2009 at 6:28 am

Ai has a littol sad ai has 2 leev teh partee, but ai has a big happee cos ai is go home adn c mai 5 booful bebeh kittehs!!!

If pooter wurkin ai mite be bak, if nawt, hav wundful nyte adn ai c u in teh TTI moarnin.

{ { { { { { { Cheezpeeps } } } } } } } } lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:31 am

U Can’t Always Please LCB (wif aplologies to teh Lolling Stones, except for Mick. He knows why.) (see below for link to singalong. there’s caek there, 2!) _Lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig, freshly styled and audited by Fronk, inhale helium and sing_ I sawr LCB at teh reception Warm applol juice in her hand I knew she would have a conniption When she learned it was “GP” brand No, u can’t always please LCB, U can’t always please LCB U can’t always please LCB But if u try sometime U might find u get ur revenge. _lolpigburglar plays a fronsch horn solo_ _Mick struts up to teh mic, singing from GP’s pint point of view_ I sawr LCB at teh reception Warm applol juice in her hand I knew she was gonna have a conniption, When she learned it was “GP” brand (Chorus) U can’t always please LCB U can’t always please LCB U can’t always please LCB But if u try sometime, U might find u get ur revenge! And I went down to LCB’s mansion To get my fair share of abuse, I sed, “I wanna nom some pork scratchings! If I don’t I’m gonna spill some warm applol juice!” sing it to me, piggehs (Chorus) Oh, piggeh, yesh, oh I went down to teh Cheezland Drugstore To get Mick’s prescription filled I was standing in line with lolpigburglar And man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a Guinness My fav’rite kind of beverage I told my woes to lolpigburglar Yeah, and he sed one word to me and that was “rage” I sed to him (Chorus) Whoa yesh! Whoo! _lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick screams, struts and pouts_ I sawr LCB at teh reception In her glass was some shampers She was practised at teh art of hedbatting Well, I could tell by my blood-stained eers (Chorus x 2) _lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick struts and pouts and eventually falls over_

bluesfan473 June 8, 2009 at 6:33 am

Yaaaaay! _clappity clappity clappity_ WOOOOOOT!!!! lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:01 am

_clappityclapptiyclappity_ iz a insint classik, ifinkso!! wootwoot! noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:39 am

_bownses up and down and flings applol saws eberwer_ woo hoo!!! _frowz shinee fings at stayg fur LCB_ oh muh cc! Ai m in awww uv u an ur pepper ayshuns! u werked bery hard on ur purrformuns. tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:44 am

_clapptiy clappity clappioty clappity!!_ _still laffin over blood stained eerz_ tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:46 am

(well, laffin over teh lyriks, ennyway, nawt teh eerz themselves) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:39 am

_ funderuss Applolsaus _

Well, yesh. Fankies Mick, LPB adn Scrooge – berry moobing…

Nao, yu wheel be teh pleezed tu heer wii has a guests heer awn teh cowch!!! FINALLY! _ narrows eyes at Stoopy Rabid Weeslols _

Plz tu gib a beeg warm, cheezland welkum to… Skwirrlgrrl!!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:45 am

_ leens in awl seerius liek _

Nao, skwirrlgrrl… plz tu tell us abowt yur terriblol addikshun tu anti-wrinklol creem… hao deed yu get thru teh dark thymes, teh multiplol purrsonalities, teh Pork Py addikshun… Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:47 am

_ lukks closer _

Hay! tihs is NAWT skwirrlgrrl! is a cardboard cutout!!!

_ speeks intu eer peace _ GO TU COMERSHUL! COMERSHUL!!! cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 6:50 am

_deh ruum is pitch black wifowt a single photon tu shedding lite. _deh peepz murmur amunst demselbez wundering wut iz happening. _Suddenly, in a blinding flash uv lite, _Cweenmj materializingz on deh stage _amid smoke adn a rezownding thunderclap _leebing deh awed~ee~ens stunned intu silence.

_Deh Cween iz indeed stunning in _deh hip-hugging bell-bottomed blak lether britchez wif fringes down teh _owtside seamsz and deh pokkitz dekkerated wif shiny silver studz _adn a wiyte satin blouse wif beaded flowerz front and bak.

cweenmj:

Is tihs teh reel lyfe? No, is just fantasee Welkum tu Cheezland Yur escape frum reeyalitee Wii sai “Ohai’s” Flai up in teh skies wib Acmeee… Man teh Cyoot Crash Cart, ai kneads mai C-H-R-G Dere’s a gnu LOL, commints? No! Ai sai “Ohai!”, Nawt Sekkund? No! Annipuss wus teh fastest, meens wii kin go tu teh… Ty Boooooteeeeek…

[lolpigburglar plays a solol awn teh peano]

cweenmj:

Scamper… awl arownd Cheezland Teh Cheezfrends arr awl in bed… Teh Nite Watchman’s heer insted… SCAMPER! Wii has LAWTS ob phun!!! Plz Ceiling Cat donut taek eet awl awai! SCAMPER!!! OOOoooOOO [dots] Teh Trolls trai tu maek us crai but dey won’t be bakk agen tihs thyme tomorrow! Commint on, yur fayborit LOL… adn snorgle teh bebbeh otters…

Guinness Piggeh:

Mai Cheezfrends, yur so full ob win! Funneh, sweet adn o, SO kynd, Teh plezhure, eet’s awl myne! Goodnite, ebberybodeh! I has to go! Gotta leebe yu awl behynd adn fais teh trooth… SCAMPER! OOOoooOOO (she cawls adn teh pig goes) Ai’m just a Phlonquais! Ai sumthymes fink ai’ll nebber escaype at awl!

[Scrooge McPig does a Geetar Solol]

cweenmj:

Ai sees a littlol silhouetto ob a pig! Scrooge McPig, Scrooge McPig, hims wheel nebber be free, No! LCB adn Mick’s lips, berry BERRY frightening EEP! Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar Scrooge McPig, teh Cheezland Tour Guide lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR! Let dem go-oh-oh-oh Ai is just a poor pig, ai has no munnie! Hims just a poor pig, alwais has a hongree! Spare him sum noms, won, tu oar ELEBENTY!

Guinness Piggeh:

“LCB, ai has tu no, wheel yu let me go?” _ SMACK _ Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go” “let him go!” _ SMACK _ Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go” “let him go!” _ SMACK _ Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go” “LET MEH GO!” “Wheel NAWT let yu go!” “Lemme GO!” “Wheel NAWT let yu go!” “Lemme GO-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!” “NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!” “lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR, LOLCATBURGLAR!!! LEMME GO!!!” “Be-LCB-bub has a debil set asyde fur me…” “…called Mi-ck…” “…he’s SI-CK!!!”

[cweenmj brings down teh howse wib an awesome Geetar Solol]

Guinness Piggeh:

So yu finkso yu kin stawp meh frum nomming mai PY? So yu finkso yu kin rub creem awn mai narrowed EYE? OWLD… LAY-DEH! Lookit tihs OTTER, is BEBB-EH! Mick donut POUT! Yur lip’s sticking rite owt tu HEER! “OH YESH! OH YESH!”

“Mai talk show’s awl taht matters…” “Aneewon kin sea…” “…follow teh bebbeh otters…” “…tu teh stoodio wib watters… (Elebenteeeeee)!”

cweenmj:


 * roll: Aneewai, teh pig goes:

“pfffffft!” Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:56 am

yu kin be singing along heer:

tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:58 am

oh! mai! cc!!!!! ai iz teh speechless!!! Nennepus June 8, 2009 at 6:58 am

yay!! _whistlol whistlol_ wOOOOt wOOOOt Fantasmagoriklol! More more more!

And hippo birdseye GP!!! May u hab menny menny menny moar!!! Ai brotted a picnic hampur wif carrot caek, a 6-pack ob guinniss – an a sordidment ob pork pies an sossij rolls – Enjoy!!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:30 am

{ { { Nennepuss } } } ooo whut a wunnermuss hamper!!! Fakyoo so mush!!! :-) noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:59 am

lol!!!! _clappity clappity stawmp stawmp_ Dat wuz so mush fun! Ai figgered owt the Queen part in the middlol an almoss fellowta my chair laffin! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:59 am

_clappity clappity_

Extry points for getting into those leather brtiches, cween! OriginalFatCats June 8, 2009 at 7:01 am

EPIC Win cween! . As Wayne and Garth would say: “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” /bow /bow cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 7:04 am

_takez deep bow _Blowz kisses tu deh awed~ee~ens

menny thankz tu mai riter deh Grate adn Talented GUINNESS PIGGEH!!!

_GP enterz frum stage left Take a bow, GP!!!

Happy Burfday, deer Piggeh!!

{ { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { GP } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:07 am

fankies mai cween! an egg salad purrformunts!!!

_ taeks a bow _

_ scampersawaiwibakwiknessfrumtehstaygefrite _ Q. June 8, 2009 at 8:15 am

_lower jaw hits floor_ Wowzie Zowie, baby, you’re the one Wowzie Zowie, baby, so much fun lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 7:09 am

_iz in compleet speechless awe at teh win an awsumness_ CLAPPITYCLAPPITYCLAPPITY X ELEBENTY prysma-kitteh June 8, 2009 at 1:25 pm

8O What LM sed!!!!

Ai sowree ai misst it atta tiem!!!!!!!! Fank CC fur teh Tiem Window taht allowing me tu lukk back in tiem tu witniss teh amazing purrforminse!!!! Upfi June 8, 2009 at 10:47 am

Egg~sell~ant, mai cween, dis is awsum! U is such a fine purrformah! skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:49 am

_runs in wipting caek off hur mouth_ umm… I thot I was teh LAST guessed!!!!

_hastily tidies hur tayle_

so… how is u today piggeh?? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:54 am

Ah, skwirrl… dere yu is!

FINALLY! So, skwirrl… just HU is behynd teh anti-wrinklol creem? Plz tu tell us abowt yur inner skwirrl… oar, leeza-b as ai unnerstand she lieks tu be cawled… skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 6:58 am

um, as far as I knows, U is behind all teh wrinklol creem!!

wut kind of intervyoo is this? I thot u had a list of teh questions u is aloud to axe! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:04 am

tihs am a seeryous innerbiew! adn ai is an award winning talk show host! right? RIGHT?

pfft… _ czechs list ob kweshuns _ but but but dese arr awl abowt YU adn yur gnu bukk: “skwirrlgrrl: so mush moar tahn juss a skwirrl” skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:08 am

_luks up from coloring_ um, wut? did u say somethin?

_dodges hedbat_

ok ok ok… I was just teesing u piggeh. but u knows, I don’t really need teh wrinklol creem, rite? RITE??? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:11 am

uh huh… affer teh correktib serjuries, rite?

So, hao deed eet feel wen yu lawts yur tayl in taht horriblol debreefing cart ‘ackseedunt’? Deed eet maek yu feel liek anee less ob a skwirrl? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:14 am

well at leest I HAD a tayle!

who it makin these kwestions up? I never had any aksident wif teh debreefing cart! Ask Maus!! Don’t make me get owt teh wheel! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:19 am

_ flicks thru paypurs _

Umm… Err… well, hao abowt yu tell us abowt yur childhood? eet sais heer taht yu liekd tu plai wib teh otter eskimo kids in teh snow chasing pololar bares arownd. Hao du yu finkso taht shayped yu as an adult? hmm? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:24 am

_grabs kwestion list from GP_ _scans wif w littol frown_ Silleh piggeh! These r teh kwestions for teh lemmings!! Unfortunately they had a slite akksident, when u givvd tehm the directions u shud not has had them come by way of Cliffsied Drive!! So now all ur kwestions r out of order.

_wads up lemming kwestions and plinks GP in teh hed wif them_

Find MY kwestions, plzthx! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:27 am

Umm… Err… Well, yesh…

_ showts tu Rabid Weeslols tu find proper kweshuns _

Ahem. Umm… Err… is err… umm… is yur seet teh comfortablol? Umm… Err… Hao does yu liek teh watter? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:30 am

oh finally, a hard-hitting kwestion!
 * roll:

well the chare is a littlol wobbly, but I can manaje. but this watter… well I hasn’t dranked any of it.. why does it luk yellow and clowdy? and why is it WARM??? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:36 am

Oh sry, LCB mussa leff taht dere… is GP Brand ‘Applol’ Joose, freshly skwozed, steel warm, juss hao she lieks eet.

Ah! Yur propur kweshuns is heer!

Nao, yu had yur nawt sekkund big hit wib “Gipsees, Twamps adn Feeves…” PFFT! Stoopy Weeslols!!! Dese are fur Cher!


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Go tu COMERSHUL!!! COMERSHUL!!!

huh? whut yu meens nobody wants tu adbertise awn mai show??? OMCC! Well, does wii has a moar cooperatib guest bakk dere?

Whut yu meens dey wus awl kidnapped bai marauding cheezfrends??? _ sigh _

Umm… well… audience…? Does yu has anee kweshuns fur skwirrlgrrl? lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 7:40 am

Exsqueeze me for barging in, but is my drink here? I thoughted I was gonna be invited to teh couch after my song so teh rabid weaslols putted it there for me. Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:41 am

_ lukks arownd nerbussly _

O, yesh… ai almost forgotted (awn porpoise)… plz tu welkum LCB tu teh stage!!! Mick June 8, 2009 at 7:42 am

Oh, Yeah!!! I have a question for the girl in the squirrel costume…

Umm… What are you doing Satuday Night, around 8pm? lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 7:45 am

Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot. skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:45 am

Uncooperative.. hmph!!! My peeple told ur peeple xactlee what to ask, is it my falt if you is orgamisashunnly challenged? Do I still get my fee?? Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:46 am

Umm… rite… yesh… _ fumbles wib paypers _

So… LCB… umm… fankyoo fur joyning us awn stayge… Umm… plz tu tell us abowt yur nebber ending quest tu fynd Mt McKinley… whut does yu hope tu fynd when yu gets dere? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:50 am

PFFFT! At least he has teh rite kwestions for u, LCB! _hands lolcatburgler her joos_ _goes off to luk for guest pressies in teh green room_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:51 am

Hay! ai is nawt teh orgas… organs… whut yu sed challenged!!! Adn AI wheel ask teh kweshuns heer, fankies!

is NAWT called “skwirrl, in conbersayshun…” yu nose! pfft! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 7:54 am

Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.

_takes sip of drink, spits it out all over piggeh_

PLEH! Whut IS this? This is not my beautiful wine! tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:58 am

LCB channeling AB Fab Patsy FTW! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 7:58 am

EW EW EW!!! PLEH PLEH PLEH!!!


 * roll: Hay! Plz tu bring LCB sum ‘wine’ adn bring me a hunnert dollar towel, plzthx.

Nao, iffn wii kin get bakk tu teh kweshuns plzthx?

Dere has bin a lawt ob roomers abowt yu, Mick adn yur seekrit wedding plans – just hao troo are dese adn otter ackyoozayshuns? lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 8:02 am

Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.

Can I just say that u can never has too many hats, glubs and shoos. Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 8:06 am

_ narrows eyes _

Sum wud sai yu has a crayzee addikshun tu shinee fings, yu is teh crool tu Rodints adn sum ppl has eben bin nown tu sai yu is a… catburlglar ob sum kynd.

Does yu finkso mebbeh yu has bin nawt fairlee stereotyped oar is tihs mebbeh a troo reflekshun ob yur reel inner self? lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 8:09 am

Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.

_drinks entire bottlol of wine, passes out_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 8:14 am

uh huh… rly? wow! taht IS teh inneressing…

Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.

_ slow, sad hedshake _

Well, cheezfrends. eet seems wii has run owt ob guests adn aifinkso ai kin heer sirens in teh distunts… prolly notting tu du wib meh braking intu teh stoodios oar aneefing liek taht… nuh uh, no wais…

Umm… well, fankies fur coming tu teh show! Ai hopes yu lieked eet! Plz tu collect yur Guinness Piggeh (c) Ackshun Figgers awn teh wai owt!!!

Schmooz! :lol: eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 8:40 am

That.Was.One.Of .The. BESTEST.performances.EVER !!! cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 8:45 am

W000t!!!! w000000t!!!!!!! YAY!!!! _Cheeringz and whistulingz fur Piggeh deh Grate!!!!! two_kittehs June 8, 2009 at 8:49 am

Ohai GP happeh birfdai! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:37 am

{ { { 2K } } } fankies!!! :-) FluffyB June 9, 2009 at 3:14 am

Wut eeck sed!!! :-D bluesfan473 June 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuu GP!!! bluesfan473 June 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

Ai haz brot u a cloke uv inbisibilitee (ala Hairy Potted) sew u cahn hyde owt fer a rest wen teh phlonquieing git tew mush fer u! bluesfan473 June 8, 2009 at 6:37 am

alzo a pinapplol upsyd daown caik, wich ai admit ai did nawt maik, but iz freshlee bot atteh grocree stoar lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 6:45 am

MMm, yes! So freshly boughten that teh ink on teh receet is teh still wet. eeckthecat June 8, 2009 at 6:50 am

__ blots up ink __ Now that’s fresh !! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:38 am

ooo { { { BF } } } yu is teh spoyling meh wib awl dese gifts!!! :-) FluffyB June 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

{ { { { Guiness Piggeh } } } } HAPI BURFEE!!! Mennee blessings adn gus tyms ahed! _hans GP a bag ob “bleep” Cavia Crispy guiney piggeh fud wif a hyooge red ribbun awn et_ Hopps u laik et! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:40 am

{ { { FluffyB } } } Fankyoo so mush!!! Whut a byootimuss gift! :-) Phillipe d'Beaker June 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

hey GP!!! happy birthday !!! w00t !!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:42 am

{ { { Fleep } } } FLEEP!!! Hao yu is??? parrothead June 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

Happee Happee Burfdai GP!

__hands GP a large bag anna sicks-pak ov Guiness__

Ai wentid threw mai seeds, an pikked owt awl teh “Guiness Piggeh Fabrite (alsew called “the onlee wuns Guiness Piggehs wud eet if left tu dere own dee vy siz). In joi dese tuudai, butt yu hab to prawmiss tu eet kale tumarra, otay? { { { { Guiness Piggeh)))))) __schmoo__ Nennepus June 8, 2009 at 7:17 am

Ai must admit ai with GP on dis wun… Kale = PLEH _whispurrs_ Heer GP – ai madid you some carrotcaek that mim.. mame… luks liek kale – just eet dese tumorrow and Parrothead will be noen de wiser!!! _puts boks wif “kale” in GPs fridje_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:46 am


 * -) PH – fankyoo fur teh seeds! Ai wheel nom sum Kale tomorrow… ai promiss! lookit! lookit tihs fais! _ holds up bebbeh otter _ wud tihs fais lie tu yu???

Nennepus!!! MOAR carrotcaek??? Ai wheel burst! LOLDemon June 8, 2009 at 6:37 am

Sumwun rilee needz tu speek tu Huvurkat abowt purrr-sunul spayce. prysma-kitteh June 8, 2009 at 6:37 am

_raysis in owt uv breff_ Did ai miss teh partee? Ai haz onlee abowt twenny minnits, but ai juss hadda stop bai an see whu be heer an say ohai an omcc, izzat Johnny Depp????????? LOLDemon June 8, 2009 at 6:44 am

Iz it??? ::leeanz awn PK’z hed an lukz arownd::: Wayr? Wayr??? prysma-kitteh June 8, 2009 at 6:58 am

Cwap! Puter crash, an nao ai haz tu go!!!

Haz a wunnermus day, GP, an may it leed tu an eben bedder yeer ahed uv yu!

{ { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { { GP } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } } Schmoos! LOLDemon June 8, 2009 at 8:09 am


 * fawlz awf uv PK’s hed:::

OWWWZ!!!

Ratz. I no seed Jawnee Dep. Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:48 am

{ { { PK } } } ;-) Punkin June 8, 2009 at 6:42 am

ohai GP happy burfday to u! approaches GP shyly. i has a prezzie for u. punkin offers GP a big bunch of colorful balloons, sized just right for a pinny gig. an a silver cup, engraved wif kittehs, to put his guiness in. happy burfday, and schmoos to you! noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:52 am

doze r bery thotful gifts n he will lurv dem, aifinkso. He will needz teh biiiig guiness affer awl dis runnin arown today, yesh. :smile: { { { punkin } } } Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:51 am

{ { { Punkin } } } OMCC! Whut a byootimuss prezunt! Yu is SO thortful!!! ;-) burfday fairy June 8, 2009 at 6:42 am

an heeeerz teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cwsrab, Chaoszmommy, an ob corse owr Guinness Piggeh!!! i haz a very speshul gift for Piggeh an all teh party guests an teh awdiunse: speshul limited collektors edishun Guiness Piggeh Snoglobe Boblol-Hed Akshun Figyurs©®™!!!! yes, it’s a byootiful fuzzy replika ob owr belubbed GP hisself, with fully-movvable arms an legs, an a bobbly hed, an ober teh hed, aktivated by teh boblol-hed akshun, iz a perfekly cleer snogolb filled wif pork skratching, teentiny botlols ob guiness, pipey-hot porkpi’s, cookies, an big fat paychekks from LCB all floating arownd in teh snoglob!!(teh trols at teh facktree haz wurkinged VERY HARD on dis wun!!)

also, ob corse, tasty fudjy caeks, lushus red velvit caeks, isy kreem, frooty fizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif the speshul limited collektors edishun Guiness Piggeh Snoglobe Boblol-Hed Akshun Figyurs©®™, kandees, super-snazzy sekrit-ajint sunglasses, an fuzzy bebbeh otter stikkers wif googly eyes (all proceeds to teh Guiness Piggeh Sank Chew WAry for Orfinked Bebbeh Aminlols©®™) an a speshul Schmoo for my favrit extortionist piggeh _ _ ♥ _ _ an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo! ———-___¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_______¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭_______¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭____ noobeh June 8, 2009 at 6:48 am

_dons sekrit-ajint sunglasses_ aiz to proteckt GP frum paparoxy now bluesfan473 June 8, 2009 at 6:50 am

oooooh! tehse GP snoglobe bobblyhed akshun figger r teh wurks uv art! fank u burfday fairy!

_poses GP akshun figger in ‘come-hither’ pose an skampers awai gigglolin_ tessm June 8, 2009 at 6:50 am

ooooOOOOOOOOooooh!!!! luukit teh snoglolbez!!! _kinda afrayd to shayke it after whut wuz onna last lol_ ;) lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:10 am

ooh, cool! _takes a boblol-hed giness piggeh akshun figyur, shakes gently, watches teh pork skratchings an paycheks floting arownd_ _eets caek_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:53 am

Oh burfdai fairy, yu is SO full ob win adn ossim tu du tihs fur us ebbery dai!!!

Teh snoglolbes are teh bestest!!! Fankyoo SO mush!!! :-) PootyTat June 8, 2009 at 6:44 am

Happity B-Day from teh Alabama (state, not muzikal group) GP! Have a good won! :D Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:55 am

{ { { PootyTat } } } fankies!!! :-) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:49 am

PFFT! Stoopy Rabid Weeslols…

Laydees adn Gennulmens… plz tu put yur paws tugebber won moar tyhme fur ower berry own cweenmj as she brings yu an otter grate purrformunts ob “cween does Queen”…

…adn… CUE CWEENMJ! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 6:52 am

Umm… up dere! Lookit! _ hedbats direktor weeslol _ cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 7:19 am

Sry. Mai mis take. I nebber did taking diy wrek shun well. :roll: tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:28 am

oh mai cween! u iz such a diva!!! cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 7:38 am
 * ) u iz mai heero!

no, reelee, itz deh piggeh hoo roting deh song…. him b so fabulus!!! tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:56 am
 * oops:

but but but it’s the diva part whut ai lurve! teh leather pantz, teh attitood, teh schmoos…!! ;) cweenmj June 8, 2009 at 8:11 am

_digz toe in durt. _absently twurlz fringez.

Um…. oh, well, ……. fankeez…..ooo dots…. Fnark June 8, 2009 at 6:57 am

Tihs iz teh moast egg-citing an phun birphday in teh WORLD. Happy hoppies mr GP. Plz have an extra guinness for me. one moar month an I can have my own in jolly ol’ TTI! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 11:57 am

ooo fankies Fnark!!! Adn happee burfdai tu yu fur a months thyme!!! catslave June 8, 2009 at 7:03 am

Fowr Miniature Giant Space Hamsters arribe wif a pak-cage frum Ory-gun in the Ewe Ess Ay. Iz markeded Specialol delibery 4 Guinness Piggeh on himz Birfday.

The pak-cage comes to a stawp in frunt of Guinness Piggeh and teh Miniature Giant Space Hamsters each pull a chord attached tew teh corner ub the bawx, den scamper awai wif a kwickness. The Bawx opens to reveel four bottlols of Whine squished frum Ory-gun gripes, an Ory-gun Unberelola (just a stick wif teh ribs stickin owt, no clof cuz it neber rains here in Ory- gun ) (snerk) :) A well traineded Nutria to act as ewer man servant, Sum Smokled Salmon and a floofy blankie wif awl teh impotant mountings of Ore-gun on it.

Hippo –bird dai GP and Mani mani moor!

{ { { { { GP } } } } } skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:05 am

oooooo… a Nutria???

I don’t fink he really needs one.. he has Angelplume u knows…. _slips Nutria into hur pokkit_ tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:07 am

um, ai donut finkso u want to put wun uv those in ur pokkit… u ever seen a nutria?? :shock: noobeh June 8, 2009 at 7:09 am

ai juss looked it up an it looks lyk it cud eat teh leeza b! pleez nawt to pocket teh nutria!!! skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:14 am

but but but.. ren’t tehy sawft and floofy littlol fings? tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:18 am

oh, noes!! they is kinda big and haz BEEG ORANJ TEEF!! iz poysun! ——————————– Wikipedia noes awl! Adults are typically 5–9 kg (11–20 lb) in weight, and 40–60 cm (16–24 in) in body length, with a 30–45 cm (12–18 in) tail … They can also be identified by their bright orange-yellow incisor teeth … Nennepus June 8, 2009 at 7:31 am

orinj teef… wut did evolushun fink about??? skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:33 am
 * roll:

maybe they has just been eeting cheetos? tessm June 8, 2009 at 7:36 am

OK, well, explain THIS wun: The nipples of female coypu are high on her flanks. . . (This allows their young to feed while the female is in the water.) skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:40 am

um, EW. not tuching that one wif a 10 foot oranj toof! noobeh June 8, 2009 at 7:19 am

ummm nope to sawft and nope to floofy. pikchur beever an porkypine bebbeh. _owch_ nightshayde June 8, 2009 at 7:36 am

Aifink dey iz kyoot — larj, but kyoot. Ai donutfink dey wud fittin in a pokket bery well tho. AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 7:52 am

Adn dey is strikt bejimitaryans, so no feer ob gettin nommd. AngelPlume June 8, 2009 at 8:31 am

Rippd tu shredz bai nastee orinj teef, mebbe, but nawt nommd. catslave June 8, 2009 at 7:16 am

Teh Nutria or R.O.U.S.

h t t p://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/andera/nutria,-coypu-13191.jpg skwirrlgrrl June 8, 2009 at 7:20 am

EEEP! They is worse than weesils!!

_pulls hur coat off inna hurry_ _luks around for somewher to put it_ _sees Igor and throws it to him_

I finkso teh Nootria wud make a GRATE pet for Igor!! jk2kitteh June 8, 2009 at 7:27 am

mebbe teh nutreeuhs shud goe an eet awl teh kudzu… Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm

O mai Ceiling Cat!!! Whut an uh-maze-ing prezunt!!!

Ai LUBBS mai Nutria man serbant!!! Ai shall hug him adn squeeze him adn cawl him George!!! :-) Arielle June 8, 2009 at 7:29 am

enybody wantz to be fwends? add meh on myz page!

http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-imakittykat/

datz da like to myz page. tank youz! nightshayde June 8, 2009 at 7:40 am

Ohai, GP! Ai hoep ur hazzin teh moast wunnermus birfday u haz eber hadded — an dat awl frum nao on owt gets beddur & beddur!

♪ This iz ur birfday sawng! ♪ ♪ It izzint bery lawng! ♪ ♪ WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!! ♪


 * ) Happitayl Birfday, GP!!!

Fur ur birfday, ai givs u a drink cozee — holds ur Guinness, keeps it at wutteber temperachur u lieks, an maeks shur no unauthorized creechurs getz access to ur bevrij. U must be niec to it tho or it mite bite. :shock: Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:04 pm

miyu June 8, 2009 at 7:50 am
 * shock: Umm… NS? Ai lubbs eet!!! but but but wai does eet keep wriggloling??? Juss whut kynd ob creeture IS eet aneewai???

lolz lolz lolz XD noobeh June 8, 2009 at 7:55 am

ai had sew mush fun todai wif teh piggeh birfday sillybrayshuns! Fankq fur such a wunnerful tyme. Applolsos for GP, LeezaB, CweenMJ, LCB, weezlols, an partisipaytin cheezpeeps! Speshul birfday hugs for GP { { { Guiness Piggeh } } } Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:05 pm

{ { { noobeh } } } Welkum tu Cheezland! Grantski June 8, 2009 at 7:56 am

HAPPY BIRFDAY GP! Many Noms should be showing up at your house by way Of CCC _I figured no one would have a splort on this picture_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm

ooo fankies Grantski!!! :-) Phat Cat June 8, 2009 at 7:57 am

Hippo Bird Day GP! Here I gibs yew a gold playted clipbored for keepin tracks ob all yer projekts, and a shiny badje whut says “piggeh in charge” and a large trunk to attach tew yer rokkit chayr filled wif pork skratchings, and guiness and nooly baked warm chonklit chip cookies _drool_

Enjoy! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm

{ { { Phat Cat } } } taht is a wundermuss prezunt!!! Fankies!!! ;-) lunarmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:07 am

ohai GP! i haz bringd yoo a prezzie - iz a lovely golden boks, abowt teh right siz to holding three or fore bebbeh otters. an see, i fold down wun side ob teh box, so it makings liek a liddle stage, an yoo kan seeing teh bebbeh otters right ther!! tehy are so kyoot an furry (no wun has stolded tehr furz). now i wind up dis liddle handel on teh side ob teh box – an teh box beginz playing teh Happy Burfday song an teh liddle bebbeh otters sing an dans happy burfday to yoo!

wen yoo haz finished watching tehm sing an dans teh happy burfday song to yor hart’s content, tehy will be safely returned to teh Sank Chew Wary for Bebbeh Otters. :D Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm

OMCC!!! A bebbeh otter stayge!!! { { { lunarmommy } } } taht is SO ossim!!! fankyoo so mush!!! :-) Cassidy June 8, 2009 at 8:12 am

Wowee, wut a partee! Happyest uv birfdays, GP, an may yu has menny, menny moar! . _Prezentz GP wif a hyooj i screem caek_ Taya June 8, 2009 at 8:15 am

CASSIDEH! _pownse_ LOLDemon June 8, 2009 at 8:31 am

O noez! I skreem kaek went flaiying!! No wureez, I katchez it an putz it n mah tummee fr saef keepin.

(I keed, uv koars. I wil shayr.) KCTailkinker June 8, 2009 at 8:32 am

TAYA!! _pownse an rolols an rolols_ Taya June 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm

MAI KCT! __pownses an rollrollroll_ Cassidy June 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Ohai, Taya! _smoo_ Taya June 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Hao yew iz? _schmoo_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:13 pm

I SCREEM CAEK!!! Fakies!!! { { { Cassidy } } } :-) Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 8:19 am

{ { { { { { CHEEZFRENDS } } } } } }

Yu is awl so full ob win adn ossim!!!

Ai has tu go hedbat stoopy reel lyfe nao, but but but plz tu carry on adn enjoy teh partee!!! Ai wheel be bakk layter tu gather up awl mai prezunts ai has nawt had chance tu lukk at yet adn, ob corse, nom awl teh deelishus adn nootrishus noms yu has awl giben me!

Mai speshul fankies tu: cweenmj, skwirrlgrrl adn lolcatburglar fur halping wib teh orgamanizayshuns adn tu Fleep & co. fur yur most byootimuss drawings, teh Burfdai Fairy (ob corse) adn ebberywon else fur being so OSSIM!

_ scampersawaiwibakwikness _

WEEEK WEEEK WEEEK lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 8:23 am

_hedbats piggeh_

HAY! Donot forget to thx tessm! She did u a wunnerful songandance. KCTailkinker June 8, 2009 at 8:39 am

{ { { { LCB } } } } } O Hai! _trais 2 fine ifn lcb habs sweets in her pokit_ _yoints GP’s sweets_ _stuffinz sweets in her mouf liek a skwerl or a ginnee piggeh_ Nawt enuf gud fud heer ware Ai am heer. _cheks owt uvver pokits_ _sings_ Fud, gloreeus Fud!…… tessm June 8, 2009 at 8:57 am

oh, hee sed thx up abuv there. no wurries! lolcatburglar June 8, 2009 at 8:58 am

_hedbats piggeh for not telling me that_ Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm

but but but… o, ai gibbs up!!!

A berry, BERRY speshul fanks tu yu tessm!!! A wunnermuss sawng!

Adn LCB… 2 sawngs fur littlol meh??? Whut kin ai sai…? Yu is teh bestest… ;-) x tessm June 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm

o mai GP, u iz teh welkom! an u iz such teh littlol gentulpiggeh! such gud mannerz! ai donut noes WHY-O-WHY u keepz getting teh hedbats! KCTailkinker June 8, 2009 at 8:28 am

{ { { { { GP } } } } } } } Mosh Happeelee Burfday! Ebereetiem Ai sees teh pickshur ob teh hamshter/ginnee piggeh awn teh car advertishing. Maeks meh fink ob u. Hab so mennee happee burfdays!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm

{ { { KCT } } } Hao yu is??? Ai has nawt seed yu in a lot ob whiles! :-) Upfi June 8, 2009 at 10:58 am

_Upfi crawls in frum hur burfday dinner at teh Greek restaurant_ _she pulls a littlol waggon behind hur_ _The waggon is loaded wif Greek fud – stuffed wineleaves, fried zucchini and aubergines, taramasalata, Greek salad, pitta bread, souvlaki, bifteki, lamb chops and a whole bottle of Green anis seed schnapps Ouzo.`_

Enjoy dis fud, mai dear fwend GP! Ai enjoyed teh partee bery mush! U is awlways so full of gud idears! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm

_ ‘aksidentully’ spills Ouzo but dibes intu teh waggon _

{ { { Upfi } } } Yu has gibben me an IRL hongree nao!!! :-) totoro June 8, 2009 at 8:22 am

falow dis simpul rul: OBAI madamz June 8, 2009 at 8:28 am

Happitale Burffdai Guinness Piggeh! Aih hopes itz teh best 1 ebber, en manee moa!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm

{ { { madamz } } } fankies!!! ;-) lynn June 8, 2009 at 8:37 am

Uz Gived birff to 5-6 babee kittehs? darthmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:53 am

Happi birfdai, Guiness Piggeh! Sawry ai kood nawt make it tew yr sho. :(

Ai tivo’d it tho, an enjoied it furrowly! :) tessm June 8, 2009 at 10:08 am

“tivo’d” LOL! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm

{ { { darthmommy } } } ai has nebber bin tibo’d before!!! Glad yu enjoyed teh show!!! :-) darthmommy June 8, 2009 at 8:57 am

Glass Ceiling Cat? LOLDemon June 8, 2009 at 10:37 am

…iz blokin yr kareer advansmintz. nightshayde June 8, 2009 at 12:03 pm

_snerk_ idansdansdans June 8, 2009 at 9:05 am

OOOoooo.. So sawry to be late to sush a nawspishus okashun!! Nawt second – Hoppy Birdie wishus to teh Grate adn wunnerfulz Guiness Piggeh!! May U lib forebber, stai shmart adn nebber gro old adn prooney! Hands teh piggy a box of goldin prunes – just in case (Hey, it ain’t sew bootiful— butt :shock: iz frum teh hart!! U shore nowe how to frow a party!! Teh entertanemint wuz beyond kompare.. U, owr cween, LCB, Skwirgirl adn awl teh otters hoo haz appeered heer todai haz britificated teh dai adn owr lifes!! Cheezland Rules!!! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:25 pm

{ { { idansdansdansdans } } } fankyoo berry mush!!! Yu is teh sweet! Ai has nawt had goldin proons fur ebber!!! :-) KayKitteh June 8, 2009 at 9:53 am

Happitayle Birfdai, GP! Guinness Piggeh June 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm

{ { { KayKitteh } } } fankyoo berry mush!!! :-) OtherMother June 8, 2009 at 1:51 pm

G. Piggeh, many hapy returnz ob deh dae 2 yu— Wah a GUD partay! =^!^= Arielle June 8, 2009 at 12:24 pm

hai peoplez! enbody wantz 2 chat?

i board

-http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-imakittykat/ (sowy i all ways put a link so peoplez can see mai page) leeza-b June 8, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Ohai Arielle! U must be noo! Welcomes! U is on an old lol though, ushually teh people are generally talking on teh newest one! If u look above and to teh right, you can see where people are talking under the ‘Who Be Talking’ fingy.

So dat’s where the talking is.. it might look like it’s here, but this is mostlee teh birfday boi making his fankies. BTW I love ur abatart! prysma-kitteh June 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Ohdeers, ai wish ai cud haz stayed thru teh sho an ebreefing… it bee teh wunnerful partee taht owr beluvid GP deserbs! Ai nawt gno what tu say eksept, this trulee waz wun uv teh grate purrforminsis uv Cheezland!!!! Mai hat be off tu ebreewun whu waz inbolved in it!!!!! _applesauce applesauce_ rhsb June 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm

I wanna steel dis kitteh, cuz hur luuks SO much lyk my Josie!

__YOINK__ shelli June 8, 2009 at 4:27 pm

that’s Fuwari – Junko’s cat :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/206950996/in/set-267169/ kafleen June 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Happy, Happy Birfday!!!!!

I hopes dis is a wunnurmuss wun, and dat dere are manny manny more!!! tarkhan June 9, 2009 at 5:35 am

monorail cat comes in for underside kleening. Pike June 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm

ask joo hao? ok, hao did joo do dat?