Tess Saybyor ob teh yooniberse

Guinness Piggeh says:

July 10, 2011 at 11:41 am

Tihs won kneads no intwodukshun…

Tess! – ah-ah – Saybyor ob teh yooniberse!

Tess! – ah-ah – She’ll saybe ebbery won ob us

- Seemingly there is no reason for these

- Extraordinary intercontinental singalongs

- What’s happening Tess?

- Only Doctor Hans Chococat, specialist in Cheezburgers

- Has provided any explanation

Tess! – ah-ah – she’s a miracle

- This morning’s unprecedented worldwide singalong

- Is no cause for alarm

Tess! – ah-ah – cween ob teh nawt pawsabull

She’s fur ebbery won ob us

Stands fur ebbery won ob us

She’ll saybe wib a mytee hand

Ebbery man, ebbery woman, ebbery child

Wib a mytee flash

- General Kala, Tess Chococat approaching

- What do you mean Tess Chococat approaching?

- Open fire – all weapons

- Despatch Basemint Cat to bring back her chokklit

Tess! – ah-ah

- Chococat’s alive!

Tess! – ah-ah – she’ll saybe ebbery won ob us

Juss a grrl, wib a grrl’s curridge

She nose ebberyfing abowt men

Adn she can nebber fayl

No won but teh pure in hart

May fite ober ower golden grrl

Oh oh – oh oh

- Tess! Tess! We love you

- but but but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth

Tess!