Barf on Yore Chayre

Ohai cheezfrenz, bai popular demarnd (wun purson on teh “Kitteh selects only teh finest ingredients…” lol), heer iz teh kompleet vershun of “Barf on Yore Chayre” sunged to teh toon of Symon nd Garfunklol’s “Scarborough Fair.”

Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem Merembur pls not to sitz daown tehre But iffin yew do teh folt not be mien

Ai haz eetid sum bad fuds ai finkso Frum a tin wot kostid a diem Aiz not liek hoominz, karnt barf in teh sink so Moev out da wae cos itz barfink tiem

Otay tehn, ai’ll barf on yore bed Leev a big patch colored liek liem Dont luk at me nd shaek yore hed Iz not liek ai haz dun a criem

Ai iz goink to barf sumweer Maek a mess in a playse taht is priem Butt ai noes goink to tel yew wheer Yew’ll find owt in yore own gud tiem.