Elfi Invents Marble Day

''elfinugget September 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm '' Lawng agoh, an’ farz awae, I had a jawb doin’ teh offiss werk. Der wuzsza lawtz ov peepulz whut werkd in teh kall sentr whar I werkd.

Wun Dae, I gottid der eerlee affer I’d stopt by teh Walgreenz on teh wae. At wawlgreenz, dey had teh bagz ov marblz. I had bottid sum foar fun.

I gibd sum to peeeplz at werk. I leff dem on peeplz keebordz an’ stuff. Alwaez 2 ov dem.

Peeplz kaem in to werk, fownd deh marblz on der dezks. an’ dey wuz happi, an lolingz an stuff. Sum peepl azkd me whai?? Whai I gibz dem teh marblz? I juzz shrog an’ sae, “o, is marbl dae.”

Dey lubbd it. An’ … it akshulie maed peepl happi longr den dat dae… ebbin weekz laetr I ovrherd sumwun sae “OMG Dat wuz AWFUL kustomer! Him maek meh kraezee!!” an’ sumwun els sae, “o heer, habs wun ov mai marblz, we can shaer.”

Doze marbls, dey maked peeplz happi.

–Elfi