Maus April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Maus, in full The Mouse King regalia, riding Petunia, his 21-hand tall pinto Clydesdale…
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Poor kitteh. Ebereebuddy at teh race…
elfinugget April 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
O.O Kitteh… maek meh kryz…. OMG….. teh sad!
smacky April 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
yes…dis maek me bery sadz. :( not how i wanted to strt mai day.
i wuz hoping fur a laff and got a sad eensted.
bibilibbi April 25th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Maek me kryz too! Poor lickle kitteh!
UD April 25th, 2008 at 5:43 am
Iz okay; we will all go to teh kitteh’s party, that will fix it! We will bring string and nip and crumpled foil balls and all teh thing kittehs like, and then kitteh (and us) won’t be sad aenymoar.
Minnaloushe April 25th, 2008 at 6:01 am
oh noes…. i has a friday sad!
Maeks me feel liek krying too….
I will TOTALLEE go to yur partie, kitteh!!!
SuntanMidori April 25th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Oh… dis happend too me once and wuz offu-, awf-, um, not nice. Kitteh is to kyoot to haz so much of teh sad like dis! Kitteh needz teh happy. I’ll be at teh partee kitteh. i promiss.
(I neededz teh happi today, but nao I haz teh sad.)
TzaeTzoe April 25th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Me will goe two kittehz party!! Juzt still bussy cachin birfday mais 4 her!!
Bee there in a minit! DONT WANT kitteh sad!
jd April 25th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Me got kiked out of own burfday parti once, so knows this sad. Will go to kitteh’s party with big bag of catnip, lots of string, kitteh-size frisbees, paper planes with dangling cotton thread on them, an’ a book on cat danses, an’ a book on cat painting.
elfinugget April 25th, 2008 at 8:40 am
onoez, JD! That is very sad!!
I had a NewYears party once where one person showed up. We’d bought snacky-food and had plenty of board-games and such…. but only one person showed, so we coudln’t play any of the really fun board-games!! We needed at least 4 people, and my kitties weren’t interested in anything but the mini-eclairs.
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 10:54 am
U n JD gimme anudder new Sadd!
JD - hau u get kikked oudda own birfday pardee? Dat sounds laike a gud storee.
jd April 25th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Ai wasn’t enjoying it an’ looked sad, so wuz told tu go way, so I wudn’t be making othurs sad.
jd April 25th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Yur story sad too. :( Sorri tu here yu onli had one othur purrson turn up. Is good you had kitteh tu play with, and hoep that helpped sum.
elfinugget April 25th, 2008 at 8:42 am
mai deep-seetid abandonmint ishooz…. let meh showz yu dem. :(
This is the perfect caption for the picture… and obvy the kitty is happily playing with someone… but….. the concept gives many of us ICHC-ers a sad… ’cause I finks we all has been that person. _sighs_
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johnson442 April 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Must…tear…eyes…away…from…picture….must…….
quickly….before…mood…shifts……
DavecanhasDrTinycat April 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
{ { { { { SuntanMidori} } } } }
We can has parteh for SuntanMidori an dis kitteh at same tymes!!!
I gots bloons here somewheres. Hoo bringed teh cakes? I hopes it’s toklit!
DavecanhasDrTinycat April 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Meh hartz. It are brokded by dis poor poor kitteh.
I will comes to yous parteh, kitteh, and brings you toys mowiss.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Well - conga ratz to yoo, deer Maus!!!! LOL!!1 Taht wuz eben funnier tahn ai thot it wud bee!! an we dint bork enething!
But mai - don’t yoo just look breftaeking up tehre awn Petunia!!! Wai dint AI think ov riding a horse. Much faster tahn awn foot!!! ROFL!!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 3:36 am
eye fort yew wuz gonna B awn yur liddul jon traktur N E wai? ;)
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Well - nawt fur teh RACE!!!! Taht’s fur laytur today! Awltho - hmmmmm - it wudda bin kinda funnee. Ratz!!! Wai dint ai think ov it!!!???
Mauz wuz awn a Clydesdayle, ai wuz awn foot, lolnascar wuz inna car, lolcatburglar was awn a mountain.
Helloooo!!! zauberflote, Tribble an leeza-b What were you awn - or in -oar - gigglolz - waht wuz yur _snerk_ motivashun!!! :D
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Oh - soreee zauberflote. Yoo were awn teh byootimus flying carpet.
so - Just Tribble an leeza-b!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I freelee admit taht mai motibashun wuz to impress cheezfrenz…..
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:26 am
I wuz on foot, draggin a extra large n hevvy pyooter wif a cattitude!
Lukkily it was appeesed by an offering to teh pyooter fairy, ai givved her a bite uf cookies. Chawklit chip!
If we haz anothur race sumtime I will try sumthing different. A nooteron partikle I think. They are teh fast, and small and can skweeze between all teh horses and mowntains. Plus they dont haz cattitudes!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:37 am
mebbeh yew kan ewez teh slay wif sum a dem skwirlz hoo yew bin traynin 2 b sew strawng wif wippin teh kreem??
dat wud b teh awsum syt!! ;)
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:50 am
ooo that’s a gud ideeya!
the skwerrlz are teh FAST too! (ai noes, ai haz to catch them)
Maybee… teh skwirrl slay wif a nooteron afterburnur overdrive fur the win!!
altho it wud depend on teh avalabillitie of traned skwirrlz at the tiem of teh race, and also on how tired they is frum maeking teh whippy creemz.
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 5:13 am
teh trik am 2 git em traynd bai mekkin teh wipt kreem well b 4 teh rayz an keip teh kreem een teh frij.
sew awl teh skwirlz am fit n reddee 4 teh awf!
fink ahed.
yew gotta haf a plann! :)
Smammie April 25th, 2008 at 5:37 am
Brilliant!!!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 5:32 am
Eye wuz on a hot air balloon. Clik on my bloo Tribble name an u c!
LyP April 25th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Hey! Eye can see yu! Yu oar awn that red balloon, all teh wai tu teh left in teh basket!
Wut fun!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Happy top spot!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:06 am
An Happee reel birfday to yoo - today, deer lolnascar!! :D
But waht happened??? Were yoo in a car? awn foot? Awn a horse? A camel? Sooo menee choices!!1 LOL. But wuzzn’t that fun??
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
AND THANK YOO GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE!!!! AI NOE YOO DID THAT JUST FUR US!!!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
i wuz in teh race car…it be borked, but im happy with teh top ten finnish ;)
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
congrats awn the top of the heep Maus!!
We shud haz 3 caeks heer soon! Wif lotz of i scream and callurrie free whippy creem.
NOW- iz it coninky-dink that there is a birfdai partee kitteh in this picksure? Luks liek the cheezez picked owt out the purrfeckt kitteh for owr birfday race!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:15 am
Ebberybuddy, come on daon to were I iz unfolded teh caek bakk into reyalitee, an maybe lolnascar is alreddee cuttin it after blowin owt teh candelz! There is 3 caeks, plenty fur ebbereebuddy! (Teh Oreeyentul carpet iz onlee maed it partway around teh corse,sew teh caek wud be reddy fer teh birfday girl!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:21 am
—-> iiiii
dats me blowin da candles owt!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:29 am
[insert smilie of your choice]
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:35 am
me too. Ur gud, lolnascar!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:35 am
YAY!!!! Ai hoep yur wish coms troo!!!
(yoo did membur to maek a wish, rite??)
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:40 am
ty…but i cant tell ya whut it iz
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 3:45 am
an whut teh trewlee kyoot kitteh pik yew haz 4 yur berfdai 2!!
Nummmashewmalayshumz Lolnascar an men E gud berfdai wishiz 4 yew an awl hoo haz teh speshul dai 2 dai.
Much WIN awn teh rayz!!
Egg elle ent!
Teh Tybooteek haz awl kullurd bloonz an pawtee pawpurrs an eben a liddul shampain. _POP!!_
N joi!!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:55 am
_klink_ Thankz fur teh sham pain. Ai’m so glad yoo cud com!!
An ai think ai’d liek thiz pritee grin blooon!! Vereee festiv!
Too bad yoo cudn’t bee heer at teh starting tiem - yoo cudda been awn yur motobyke in yur costyoom. Dazzling ebreebuddee!!1 LOL!!!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:15 am
sawree 2 miz teh stawt - butt yew deed tel mii teh rong tiem jannit
but noe wurreez az eet wuz teh awzum rayz and teh speshul pawtee!!
moar shampain… _POP!!1 POP!1!! POP!1!1!_
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Ai did?????
cweenmj April 25th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Oooohhh.
Sham Payne.
Just a liddle plz.
Fangz.
.
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☼ _ ░ ☼ ˚ · ° O ○ ◦ ░ 0 ☼ ˚ · ° _ ס ٭ ☼ _ס ٭
0 o ˚ · ° ░ ☼ O ˚ · °۠
۞○ ◦ ░ ☼ ˚ · ° O ☼ o _ ס ٭_ס ٭ ۞
○ ◦ ░ ☼0 _ס ٭ ☼ _ס ٭ o 0 ۠ ۞ ░ ☼ ˚ · ° O
(Dem b deh shampayne bubblez)
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 6:01 am
_gasp_ It ar teh byootiful! Can yoo teech mee to doo that???
cweenmj April 25th, 2008 at 6:32 am
I usinged deh Character Map fingee in Windoze.
i thinnk u hab sedded u b habbing deh Mac adn I
not noeing how dat werks. But u cud copy dem
and pasting dem into yer word prossesser adn den
u wud b habbing dem at teh reddy weneber u
wanting dem.
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
_lookz franticklee fur “Character Map”_
Dang, ur gud! Mebeeh ai’ll find it sumday!
DavecanhasDrTinycat April 25th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
OMG! It are ful ob starz!
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Dat iz e-zakly hao sham payne maykes me feel.
Tank you for da shampayne, gibbocat,
n tank yu, cweenmj, for showing! it.
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Sqware bubbelz?
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:26 am
eef eye’d a bin awn mai byk - wud prolly haf bin doon s cawt dooty 4 LCB an Mt Mkinlee!!! eyem steel nawt shoor shi haz aarrybd yet??
geololgicul tiem passiz s l o w l e e e e !! 1 !…………..
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 5:49 am
sorta lyke cybur spayz in an odd sort ov way.
LyP April 25th, 2008 at 7:55 am
verry nyss, lolnascar!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, birdies, deer, lolnascar!!!!!
Hippo, birdies, two ewes!
An minnie moaaaaaar!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Wen eye furs red dis eye wuz tinkin, Mickey Mowz and da Clydezdalez frum Bush Gardenz. Wii goin to a theam park fur da partay!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Oh an concats on gettin de top spot in da race!
s.t.e.n.d. April 25th, 2008 at 5:56 am
it’s because your front page just took literally 7 minutes to load, and this sub page took 3 minutes (yeah I timed it) get a faster server guys
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Awww stend. Would yoo have come to the race it hadn’t been so slow??
We’ve (i, for shur!!) hav been missing yoo.
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 6:26 am
r yu shure itz sever? cuz only took 5 sekuntz to load fur me.
johnson442 April 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Mebbe 15 secends for me.
Cottleston Pie April 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It wasn’t working for me this morning, either.
ramblynon April 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Parteh iz NECKT caturday. Po kitteh mixt up.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER LOLNASCAR ♫♫
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♫♫♫ And SarahD ♫ And Old Lurker ♫♫
An todai yoo ar reelee 39 fur teh rest ov yur life! ♫
♫ an we don’t know how “old” SarahD and Old Lurker ar♫♫
Younger than Springtime - they are. .
Softer than starlight, they are,
Warmer than winds of June
Gayer than laughter, they are
Sweeter than music, they are. . .
two_kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Happeh Birfdai eberywun!
Pooh kitteh don be sad
I comez to Ur parteh
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
fanks…looks lyk elebenty way macramay todai!!
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 3:13 am
“Only” a 7-way tie, but I think that may still be a new record. Can anyone confirm?
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:16 am
yesh, i beleev it’s 7! we keeps records?
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:17 am
sry, red that wrong…
NEways, not know who keeps da records.
luvscatsVA April 25th, 2008 at 4:00 am
Cocatulashuns to all nawt sekunds and happy burfdaiz lolnascar, sarahd and oldlurker- ai noe aim layt- eeny caek leff??
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Plentee caek, LCVA! (I’m in VA too! ) U wantz whippy creme wif dat?
luvscatsVA April 25th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Yums- yesh pleze! wheer in VA?
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Ports Mouth but uzta be Rich Mond.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:24 am
AI think there was a five or six wunz - wich is pritty much when gibbocat established the TY Boo Teek.
But I am SURE there nebber befoar wuz a 7 way TY!!!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:00 am
Wee muss b settin a record fur numbur uff commentz. Wii had bout 100 in 30 minutez!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:12 am
REELEEEE????? WOW to taht too. Ai dint notiss. I’m popping up to hav a look!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:16 am
WOW!! Elebenty macramay!!! What a birfday sillybrashun. Best EBBER ai think!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Dis wuz soooo fun! Come daown an get sum caek! Silleebrate ur wunnerfull iydeeyah!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:19 am
♫ an we don’t know how “old” SarahD and Old Lurker ar♫♫
Younger than Springtime - they are. .
JCH4K, sumdai Ai tell u about teh tyme teh scrim wuddn go up, an ol whatsisname hadda finalee cum owt in front an riff for teh awdiense….
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:33 am
LOL!!! Ai’d luv to heer about it. so wud Maus - hoo iz almoast moar ov a theatre purrson tahn ai am.
an ai cud tell yoo abawt the tiem wehn we were doing ‘Ten Liddle Indians” an neither teh awn staj gun nor teh off staj bak up wud fyre.. .
Oar teh tiem wehn Dracula - wehn Brett wuz coming in throo teh window an goat awl tangled up in teh bat wire an fell throo teh window awl tangled up in batz!!! LOL
Oar wehn the curtain went up befoar Drakula, hoo wuz goofin around bakstaj, wuzn’t in the cough in.
Live theatre!!! NUTINING like it!!! LOL sum MOAR!!
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 4:21 am
Live feeter is the funnest. I did lytes an sets an stagemanage at local theatre an we had some excitements there. The werst was when I wus stagemanager fer Arsenic an Old Lace and the guy dat played Dr Widdeyspoon the shrink got sick an was hospitaled. I hadden arranged an understudy for that role so I hadda do it wiff only 6 hrs to get off book an teach Asst Stage manager how to run tings. Very noive wrackin.
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Long tyme ago I read a wunnerful book about stage mishaps, called “The Doorknob Came Off in My Hand”. Many funny (or scary) stories about the theater.
gascat April 25th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
ummm-
Iz gottum storiz two! Iz bak stag ona elaborate shakeyshpear set, I fink it wuz 12th nite, didz seberal-hardz to -member..
anywho- main male character gui furgetz ta do himz zippa on himz pantaloonz in wun scean- bein da smallest- I gotz elected to go waaay out to da berri sid ub da set n wav frantacmily at actor- I swearz it tookz him a gud 5 minutes to see mei! Den himz wuz embarassed!
Den der wuz da tim weiz pulld da wrong fly n awl ub a sudden we waz doin a marriage sean (priest n eberyfing) in da middle ub a garden! Weiz stag hans luk atz it n sayz “well….. kinda wurks….” n weiz lefted it.
wun ub mai faborite memriz wuz nawt a mis steak- in factz lcb wud lik dis….
wuz comaide bout sum burglarz dressen az wimmin ( no, Iz will neber ferget da site of a 6′ tall guy teeterin aroun in size 11 (bigges we cud find….) wimins shoes)
sos- at halftymez weiz openz da curtainz ona empti set n me awl in stagehand blak cam creepin onta da stage n “stole” awl da props off da set! dat wuz phun!
awww, da memriez……
momcat
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Hey guys…dis wuz funnnn! U are teh awesum!! Fanks for all teh birfdai wishes and cake and woopy cream, and candles. I gotta go nao, but fanks for makin my mornin LOLvely
xoxoxoxo
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY Lolnascar, OldLurker an SarahD ♫ ♫
Heer enterd in teh rase is a ginormaus Oreeyentul Carpet, awl red an golbee, itz frinj ripplin resslesslee, watin 4 teh startin bell. Teh jokky is PwnedBy2Kittehs, heer by avatar. PB2K r warin teh silkz ob silber an golb.
Awn tihs carpet are free loverlee majic bubblz. In eech bubble iz a hyoogundus chawklit caek, folded into rite anglez wif reyallitee, so it duzznt taek up too much spase.
♫ ♫ frinj ripplin, wippin arownd liek in a tornaydoe ♫ ♫
Sownd ob lawng byoogle, they’re off!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
fanks zauber
two_kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
So haz Mr lolnascar planned sumthing speshul
or U dosen’t knoz yet?
HAPPI BIRFDAI, I broted U sum lobely dark choclit fur Ur Birfdai.
Enjoi
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
I doan know yet, but he better, alreddy teh dai is not so grate akshully.
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Happee Burfdai lolnascar! Whuts da mattur dat u alreddee havin a bad dai?
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:14 am
it will be ok…just that Wheezer kitteh decided to celebrate around 4 am…then the tossin and turnin started. One of those days where ya falls back asleep den mr.’s alarm goes off, then dis then dat…den mah brudder comes over at 6:50 am to gives me a card, lolz!! Duzznt he know aftur 39 years…i no like mornins??
iz ok, i go back to bed when i get little kitteh boy off to skool.
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Doan bee two hard on yr brudder. Hee wanted u tu no dat he membered. Eye haz had yerz wen no wun eben membered mye birfdai.
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:38 am
Adn wen mite taht birfdai bee?
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Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:05 am
May 3. Izz on a Caturdai dis year.
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Oooh, nawt so far away! Whut time the lolpics comz up on Caturdais??Iz heer at 3:00 am an derz no lolpic!
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:27 am
_turns on intercom_
NOW HEAR THIS!!!
Hey ebereebuddy, itz Tribble’s birfday on May 3! N itz a Caturday! Lots ov tyme to planning anudder silleebrashun!
OK, plz to rezoom regular ICHC actibitees.
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:46 am
:blush: U berri kind 4 1/2 kittehs.
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 4:35 am
Yer Burfdy is Kentucky Derby day! The sport ob Kings! An minty Juleps, the drink ob kings! I fink dat wood be race enuf fer me! The best two minutes in sport.
Ebby year Esther an I hab a liddle Kentucky Derby party an we pick our win place an show horses and put a liddle muney inna pot and hab mint juleps and liddle finner foods (water cress an kukumber sammies wif no crusts). We usta invite udders but noaw is just us, udder peeps doan unnstand to be KWYET while the horses are running so we just party wif ourselves noah. After the race we has a big Kentucky Derby meal wif burgoo stew or sumfin good from the Kentucky Derby official cookbook.
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Well synce u brought upp da Kintuckey Durbee, eye wood lyke tu invyte u awl tu da Preekness balloon fest. Jus click on mye bloo Tribble name, an u getz awl da deetaylz. Izz great fun!
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Dat luks lyke sew mucsh fun, Tribble.
Will yu b on 1 ob da bloons?
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:43 am
I knows,,, it wuz nice of im. We have teh familee drahma goin but i knows he still cares.
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Well wut wud a familee be wiffowt drama? I wudn’t noe eethur!
Hoap it will all werk out.
If u want to take ur mind off it we can ax 4.5 Diamond Kitteh abowt her date last nite…. so how was it DK?
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:18 am
Um, Y do u aks? _qwiklee chex to see if there are annee hickees on hers nek_
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:30 am
_tapping feets_
And whut are thoe marks on yr rists, there??
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:43 am
Wii were dansin - yah, dat’s it, dancin. N he wuz holdin mai rists.
_wispurrs_ leeza, u sed teh furr handkufs wuldnt leaving annee marks!!_
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:55 am
well it dependz on how fast ur dansing!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 5:09 am
LOL !!!
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Mee, tu! Adleez he memmered! Be gladda dat.
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Dazsposed tu go wid commend bai Trible aboud yeers wen no une remmmer birfday. IZ wey updere!
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
NOOOOOOO!! It’s yur birfdai! Not so grate day, I DO NOT WANT for you!
Hoap it getz bettur… ennything we can halps wif?
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Menny happee reetrnz, lolnascar!
_POP goes teh bubbl_
_unfoldz caek bak intew reyalutee_
_Fwooooosh lites candulz_
_Handz caek serber to lolnascar_
Make a wishsh, kiddo!
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:20 am
ohai ZF, how iz u todai, nawt too tired frum baking awl nite?
Wut kind of caek do we haz heer?
JEHKEYKAT…. are yoo owt there? We needz the icey skulpture troafees fur LCB to award prizez!
LCB, do u haz the resultz yet?
___hops upandown, hoaping this iz liek kittehgarten wehre everrywun wins sumthin!!___
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Ohai leeza-b, Iz ekzhawsted, but it wuz werf it! Wii gotz jess plain chawklit caekz, it wuz prittee short notiss, so I had to goe wif whut I had….
Isey skulpshurz is teh best trofeez! Grate finkin!
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Oh I see, sowry, it’s rite angeled caeks!!!
Ai’ll haz sum plz, wif whippy creem and i scream bof.
Whut a NOMMY feest!
MMMMmmmmmmm……
__I SCREAM HEDAKE1!1!__
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:13 am
O leeza-b, u r sew mush smarter dan mii!!!! I dinna eben see teh punny der….Dey muss hab been weirdifyed by teh tyme spent in teh rite-angled dimension, cos wen I baeked em, dey wuz chorklit!
PwnedBy2Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
wow - fanks so mush for inklooding me, ZF! I lubs teh silks an bubbles!! an teh caeks! Nom nom nom !!!!
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an nao dat I’z bak frum teh Infusions, I can joyn teh sillybrating!!! becuz in addishun to all teh grate wunnerous wishes fer teh birfdai peepz (Happitayl Birfdai to Lolnascar, SaradD an OldLurkr!!!), I gotz sum grate noos frum my Dr. TinyCat: mai hart (wich wuz borked purrtee gud from teh pleh kemos), iz bak to working at 66% - tehy considurs 55% nermal. So i is bery happitayl todai!
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Parteeee!!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:15 am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PB2K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dat is so wunnnnnnerful newzez! Hab sum chawklit rite-angel caek, wif wippy creem, an I fink derz sham payne arownd sumwere too!
Wow, u muss feel sew grate an awn tawp of teh whirld! I iz sew happytayle 4 u!
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 4:40 am
PB2K We alweys knuw yo had a gud hart, der wuz nebber N E dout.
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:45 am
that is grate news Pb2K, so happie fur you!
_does a littul happie dans fur Pb2K_
Haz some caek, there is PLENTIE!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Oh PB2K - ai nebber eben noo befoar a cuppla daiz ago that yoo weren’t well!!
Butt nao this happee, happee nooz!!!
An the sun is shyning - an awl’s rite wif teh whirrled!!1
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Yay! Congrachumalayshuns!, PB2K
eubie April 25th, 2008 at 7:00 am
Yay! Yay! for PB2K! If wernt silly bratin all ready, wii wud haz 2 haz a party 2 silly brait ur wellnesses, cuz wii is AWL SEW happitale fr u.
LyP April 25th, 2008 at 8:07 am
So gud tu heer that, PwnedBy2Kittehs!
It must be awl teh grate gud wishes and thots yu gives tu teh cheezfrens, and teh gud wishes and thots they gives back tu yu!
Oh, and teh kittehs, uv corss!
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
On ur marx, get set… GO!
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
I am heer, where are my frends?
thepetmuseum April 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
i heer! see, no b sad!
puddingcatbritt April 25th, 2008 at 3:08 am
eyes here.. poor kitteh! =[
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
I blew it
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
no u didn’t Lolnascar, itz a full on braided macramay (wif Maus in top spot as yoosual!!)
Happy Birfdais!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
_announcer voice on_
Annnnnnd they’re coming round the back turn, Lolnascar ahead by a length, now it’s Tribble, and Lolnascar pulls ahead again, Maus coming up strong in third, now second, now first, Lolnascar pulls ahead…
Look, Mt McKinley is lumbering along in a most unorthodox manner
Annnnnd Lolnascar is hard put to keep its lead…..
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:12 am
dis wuz spozed to go under booklion’s “elebentieth lap” comment….
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:19 am
dat reminds me of the ol Spike Jones recording…Im on …
BEETLEBAUM!!
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Yaaaaay Spike!
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It’s a beautiful day for the race. Stu Chan is the favourite today, Assault is in there, Dog Bisquit is three to one, Safety Pin has been scratched, and at twenty to one: Feitlebaum. Now the horses are approaching the starting gate, and eh, THERE THEY GOOOOOO!
And it’s Stu Chan going to the front, Cabbage is second on the rail, Beautiful Linda is third by a length, and Beetlebaum. Around the first turn Stu Chan is still in front, Cabbage is second by a head (Cabbage by a head!), Beautiful Linda is third and Beetlebaum. Into the back stretch, Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack, Lady Avalon is second, very close. Banana is coming up through the bunch (Banana coming up through the bunch!) and Beetlebaum. At the half Stu Chan still out in the front, Apartment House is second with plenty of room, Assault is passing Battery (Assault and Battery!), Notary’s Old Jack is fourth, and in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yes, it is Beetlebaum. Around the turn, heading for home, it’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretch. Flying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear (Oh! Oh! Oh!). And now they come down to the wire, and it’s number one and now number two and it’s very close, it’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting, and now Louis speaks with the left, and Louis is in there, slugging, and it’s a battle, and now they are tearing hair, there’s hair all over the ring, there’s hair all over the place, I don’t know whose hair it is. It’ mine! AND THERE GOES THE WINNERRRRRRRRR! Beetlebaum.
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:43 am
i tried to post a link to download it…it probably show up for mah next birfday
3 Cattails April 25th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Kin we haf sekkond race? Ai want 2 b puttin mai monees on ole Stewball.
3 Cattails April 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
I nevar did a link befour and cunnot fine the PP&M vershun but this ul dew.
youtube.com/watch?v=PuGt66WyO-8&feature=related
I left off the http.
cweenmj April 25th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Oh yes, I b remembering deh Peter Paul and Mary.
I sing a bit 4 dose sho b habbing deh slow dial upz.
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♪♫
Oh Stewbawl wus a racehorse, adn I wish he were mine.
He neber drank wadder, he awlwais drank wiyne.
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His bridle wus silber, himz mane it wus gold.
Adn teh wirth uv himz saddul haz neber ben told.
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Oh deh faregrowndz were crowded, adn Stewbawl wuz dere
But deh betting wuz hevvee on deh bay adn deh mare.
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Adn a-way up yonder, ahed uv dem awl,
Came a-prancin’ adn a-dancin’ mai nobul Stewbawl.
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I bet on the grey mare, I bet on the bay
If I’d have bet on ol’ Stewball, I’d be a free man today.
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Oh deh hoot owl, she hollers, adn teh turtol dove moans.
I’m a poor boi in trubble, I’m a long way frum home.
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Oh Stewbawl wuz a racehorse, adn I wish he were mine.
He nebber drank wadder, he awlwais drank wine.
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SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Maus, a masterpiece of wit, so many bad puns queezed into such a smal space. Very impressive. Ise also surprize that Beetlebaum won, I knew his father Teitlebaum, nawt much of a runner. He werked wif dat putz Roth in the drapery dept, you may be familiar wif the ads, “The Drapes of Roth”.
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:50 am
_groaaan_
gascat April 25th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
nawt to displac ani ub Maus glori ( Iz impressed u ‘membered da hole fing!)
iz awld spike jones sketch…
naow luk whutz u maded meiz find on da utube! iz gret!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXRj9lSnJnI
momcat
SuntanMidori April 25th, 2008 at 6:28 am
I havvent heard dat since mah gramma died 17 years ago. FANK YOU foar makin me think of it (and her) and makin me smyle today!!
Kayjoy April 25th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Does that mean Beeblebrox iz still available?
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
Happy birfday, lolnascar!
By da elebentief lap, yu culd pull ahead
n still win da oberall rayse, eben if not
1st out ov strt line.
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Annd were off!!
Kayjoy April 25th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Zomg-a 7-way macrame @ 3:00 am !
haz this ever bin done B4?
Congratshoelayshuns 2 MAUS, Janet, Z-flote, lcb, leeza-b, lolnascar and Tribble!
& happi birthday 2 lolnascar, sarahd and oldlurker!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Hai Tribble.
Last ov teh fur vest frum Lasts, but steel nawt sekkund! Aynt dat amayzing!!?? Teh wundurz ov syburspayz.
Seamz ebbereewun am tyd up in makramay!!??
Pawty awn dood!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Tank u gibbocat. Mye puter been refreshing slowlee. Eye canna seem tu mayke de top uff de top spots n e moar.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:58 am
So THAT’S it!! Ai member wehn yoo were teh Fur vest frum Last verreee offen!!!
Mine iz getting slo, too. Purrhapz need a cleenup ov som kind!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:22 am
_whispers_ eye also RILLI lyke it wen sumwon new sayz “eye nebber had de top spot b 4, izz sew eggcytin”. Sew eye hazzent rilli been tryin dat hard tu figger owt how tu refresh earleer.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:56 am
_wispurrs_ Yeah! me too. Just wehn ai reelee wantz too - liek teh birday wishes!
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Ebberybuddy iz comming, lil kitteh! Jus wait!
jamamakitty April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
yew come to mai party?
Kayjoy April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
must not cry….sniffle
Dani April 25th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Oh noes!!!! I comez to yur prty kitteh an we cn eet some cupkakes!
I gotz you prsent tooo….
Exlr8n April 25th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Ai at ur partay ketteh… Ai r just late at 9:02!
Kayjoy April 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
fashunably late iz fashunable
Exlr8n April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Yay! Ai fashunable even wif bed-hed and coffee bref!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 3:52 am
TMI!!!!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Luk, Cheeze an Tofu new wee wuz havin a partay, an gave us a partay picher. How nize!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:06 am
Yays cheez and tofu, ur the bestest evar!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
yeah, butz, “It’s mai partee, an Aisle crye if Ai want to” ?
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
well, mebbe litl sad picshure, but fink of it as a pic of teh kitteh at 2:59 aloha time..we didnt git heer yet!
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
It’s like a party on TV: allda guests arrive at teh same time, and all wif prezzies that is wrapped so all u has to do is take teh lid of teh box.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:12 am
of corse - that’s IT!!! Kitteh iz stuck in the “then” pikchur, but if wee cud see her NOW - wif so mennee happee peeple arrbiing so quicklee to her partee - she iz shurlee awl smyols and happee an full ov glee!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Yeah, I didn get it at furst nao I do
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Tee Hee, u sayed de “f” wurd!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:19 am
oops! Wutz teh penultee?? Elebentee lashes wif a wet noodle??
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:25 am
R U kiddink?? U stayeded upp awl nite bakin doze cakez an puttin dem inna bubblez! Wii jus sai it wuz lak uff sleep!
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:02 am
I is on mah mount, Mt. McKinley, having overcomed mah feer of hites just for today. Has u ever tried to puts a saddle and harness on a mountain? Not easy, lemme tells u!
I gots spurs on that jingle-jangle and are shiny, but mah mount isn’t responding to them.
Halps! I is stuck at teh starting line!
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
lcb, I haz faith dat yu kn moob mountains. Jus steal it frum me, n off yu go!
(I noez yu don’t lyke steelin (snerk), but somtymez yu haz to do it.
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:06 am
_rrrrrRRRRRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE_
It’s moving! It’s moving!
Go, Mt. McKinley, go!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:08 am
AAAAAAAaaAaaaaack! Landslide!! Ebbereebuddy taek cober!!!!
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Be carefuls: this baby makes wide turns.
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 3:55 am
shake baby shake!!
booklion April 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Yu couldda choozed Mount St. Helens.
Volacanic eruption, dat’ll get yu moobing fast.
lolcatburglar April 25th, 2008 at 3:13 am
I choosed Mt. McKinley for sedimental reasons. It rocks mah memory.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/#comment-134269
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Oh, I didn’t knoe ther wuz a ICHC Commoonity Collije! I wuz just chekin owt teh skedule.
I see they has sum noo classez!
Palindromas fur fun and proffit
Bubbul floting tekneeks
Caek Decorating
Mowntain Navigation 102
Intro to Puns
Oh heers wut I want to take:
Fyr Safety 101. Corse descripshun: The fyremenz takes u through the ropes on this wun! Everrything frum furst deteckshun of spark, to hose deploiment. Also hands on labs.
SIGN ME UP!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:05 am
it duzzint sai ‘hands awn abs’, leeza-b!!
Put dat fyrmun daon!!!
_hmmm_
appeerz leeza-b am nawt lissnin?
aw wheel. skool kan b kool
leeza-b April 25th, 2008 at 4:35 am
_shakin hed, returning to intertube frum daydreem abowt upcoming class_
uh, wut??
Oh! Labs, abs… u says tomatoe, I sez tomahtoe….
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Luks liek a trip to teh nawty barn mai be imme… inim… happen soon.
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 3:10 am
YEEEEE HAAAAA!!!!!
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:14 am
C’mon LCB Jus keep moovin merrilii along.
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
U sher u habda raite dai? ebberybuddee izcummin.
Uh, oh, heartbreaken….SPLORT…….
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:10 am
o noes! ummm…. i never manned teh ccc b4.
ummm…
halp!!! i got the choklit but i forget wha to do!
_noms choklit_
oops!
HALP!!!
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:16 am
[insert smilie of choice here]
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:20 am
C’mon Baycon Cheezburger, kwit clownin round. Yuz got de ducky tape? De dus brum, de pik it al up pan? Wut bout de floofy blanky? Lets git tu wurk!
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
okaes… lessee….
swee-sweep sweep sweepsweep
pat pat pat pat pat pat
tapeytape tape tape tape
ummm….
i think i missd sumething…
heers a blankie tho, wif baloons on it for a partie!
_worries_
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Dun worree BC, awl u needz nao iz teh hawt choklit an teh possum-shaped chawklit peese. U did grate! Dis wuz ur nawt-sekkind tyme on CCC? Wow, u iz a nacherul eggspert!
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:31 am
well i got skared wen i got nurvus an nommed teh choklit. but i feels betteh now!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Yoo did a GRATE job, Baykon Cheezburger!!! An yoo certainlee deserbed teh choklit!!1 That iz waht it iz for, afterawl!! LOL
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Ein awl dis xcitment wii hav a kasiltii, left bai de waii sid. Jajeh, iz yu OK? Hang onz. Baycon Cheezburger, put hand heer. Iz pikz up deh matterz. K giv liddl ruum. Swippity swippity sweep sweep. Pik it up awl. Replas in da prawper plas. OK gotz de ducky tap? Tearz a liddl….Pressis it awn. Maks sur is secur. Putz de bavin cap tu be sur is stabl. Now fer de blanky. Fluff it upz!
Heer Jajeh tak a hold. Tukx it rown Baycon…Yuz eated de choclt possum? Ok letz mak de hot choclt. Jajeh rest enjoy. Dunt wan yu tu miz de xcitment.
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Ooohz de Baycon Cheezburger, weez a gr8t teem. we wurkeed togever in compleetz harmuny.
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:37 am
thanx for halping london!!! u wer grate!!!! yay! nows we can has partie!
London April 25th, 2008 at 3:39 am
New Ruulz Nummer 24 6 38 pleez not tu eet da chocl possim unless nervus, splorted, widdl down, OK admit choclit possimz r de Nom. New Ruulz nummer 25 16 12..alwayz karee extra choclit possimz.
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:45 am
Tank yu, London n BaykonCheezburger! Ai feehl mush bedder nau, an deh kitteh’s frenz did arribe! Dey juz god laust - dats below. No mohr wurreez!
Ai tink mai braenz mae be a bid more scrammled den uzuahl. Ai ken nau tink tauts ai nebber taut befur! Tank u!
puddingcatbritt April 25th, 2008 at 3:32 am
hai ebberone. i gots a new kitteh eye anmed pudding. shes sayz hai!
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:39 am
hai puddin! we lubs u! weer so glad u found a foreveh hoem!!!!
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Hai pudding-kat! Hoep u habben fuhn wid ur noo hyoomin!
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:09 am
hai pudding!! snorgul snorgul!!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Yay fur yoo, puddingcatbritt!! Waht duz she luk liek? an hao old iz shee? an where did yoo get herz??? OK. ai’ll stop nao.
gibbocat April 25th, 2008 at 4:31 am
it am nawt dat yew am Noe Z, janet. juss in kwiz eetif!
moar hugz 4 { { { pudding} } }
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Ai ar a kitteh. Iz kwite nachural. Just hoep it wont kill mee.
TracyB April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Poor, poor puddy. Mebbe they be afraid you pop there balloonz with your daggerz. Haz a kittehcure!
Emily April 25th, 2008 at 3:04 am
zOMG awwww. I’ll come to your party, kitteh!
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
me 2! will hav caek n i screem n cheezburgers… will has a lots of fun, don b sad!!!
Michelle April 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Iz mai pardee an I’ll cry if I wan too
puddingcatbritt April 25th, 2008 at 3:12 am
eye hrt that song
BrianScott April 25th, 2008 at 3:06 am
And she can cry if she wants to
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Sawy lill kitteh but I tried to warn you last year dat even wen yer the birday boi its nawt polite to sniff guest qats’ butz.
Kayjoy April 25th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Did u remember 2 invite any bebbeh goggies dis year?
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:37 am
LOL!
puddingcatbritt April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
eye scare all mai frewnds away??
puddingcatbritt April 25th, 2008 at 3:18 am
eye dids. =[
3 Cattails April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Sir Prize! Ever bodee waz hyden bee hind fernachore wayten 2 jump owt wehn kitteh opened ta door!
Baykon Cheezburger April 25th, 2008 at 3:34 am
an den kittehs tayl goes all floofy!!!
3 Cattails April 25th, 2008 at 3:47 am
O noes! Tehn teh pointee endz be showin next. Do not want!
panther April 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am
{ We iz awl hydin in teh nex room. Shhhhh, kwyet. Nao, we awl burstz into t3h room} SURPRYYYYYYYZZZZZZ !!!!!!!1!! Hornz toot, bells jingle
KITTEH, WE LUBZ YOU !!!!!!
thisncat April 25th, 2008 at 3:15 am
We all hier ! Toonces wuz divin an woodn’t stop for drekshuns.
thisncat April 25th, 2008 at 3:17 am
dRivin, Toonces wuz dRivin
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Wooo….RELEEB! Ebbrywun heer nau fur pardee!
kitsunerina April 25th, 2008 at 5:32 am
whai is toonces alweyz teh draiver?
he drives liek a maneeack!
gud thing ai tuuk teh bus.
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 3:19 am
So far I counts Maus, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, Zauberflote, Lolcatburglar, Leeza-b, Lolnascar, & Tribble at 3:00 A.M. A septet of x-septshunal cheezpeeps! Congrace-ulalations to all!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 3:30 am
fankz, Sol! Haow come u didn enter teh race?
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 3:52 am
I did, lost bye a myle. By the tyme my refresh showed new photo der wus alreddy 8 commints an by the time I posted there were lots. Naow dat I has stopped chasin de wimmens Ise nawt as fast as I usta wus.
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:26 am
I haz to say, today mai refresh wuz way bedder tahn nermal. I gotz teh noo lolpic at 9:00. uzual it showz up abowt 9:02, sew I got lukky is awl!
How wuz ol Gui No-ar lass weekend?
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 5:10 am
Gui Noyir wus grate! He exscorted the Pope around incogneetoe, very funny.
I fink dat I won’t go to anymore live browdkasts tho, the applaws maeks it hard to hear from the middle ob the haus and frankly PHC seems moar natural if yer listenin while choppin onions.
teenie April 25th, 2008 at 7:01 am
troo dat! Arownd Crismus tyme Ai lykez 2 get owt mai PHC tayps en lissen 2 dem wyle Ai bayks cookeez en maykz eggynog (wif reel eggz, heeted just enuf 2 kil teh germz, den chilld to mayk teh perfickt nog), acuz PHC goez so wel wif cookin en baykin. Mai huzbind nevvr heerd ‘tomato butt’ until Ai gettid owt teh Summer collekshun uv Lake Wobegon storeez last yeer! Ai thot ebrywun knoed tomato butt!
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I makes real eggnog too but I has a neighbor wiff hens so I get them very fresh and safe so I doesn’t hasta cook the nog at awl.
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
frankly PHC seems moar natural if yer listenin while choppin onions.
ROFL, how menny yrs haz wii been choppin onyons to PHC. Liek, FirtyElebuntee?
SolnEsther April 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I fink it’s sints about 1981 or 82 fer me. Damn Ise an ole fart but I won’t deny dat I lykes wut I lykes.
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:46 am
fanks, have sum cake
dapanferkitteh April 25th, 2008 at 3:24 am
Ai comz to ur partee, swee kitteh!!!
An Lolnascar too, an all da birfday kittehs!
lolnascar April 25th, 2008 at 3:46 am
fanks
Lucy2 April 25th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Aww, poor kitty. I will come to your party and bring mousies and greeches and long wiggly things. I’ll bring my whole rescued litter of kitties: Sable, April, Buddy and Tiffany - it’s their birthday this month too!
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:48 am
Awwww!
Diz gonna be a reel-big swehl pardee!
meowers from missouri April 25th, 2008 at 3:49 am
oh, poor kitteh! plese don’ look so sads–you brakes our hearts!!! we will come an’ haff party wif you–there is nuff of us to be party all ourselfs! nels, ed, nitro, an’ xing lu
JAJEH April 25th, 2008 at 3:53 am
Didja see bout penguin dat lozdhiz fedders so deh peeps gibhim a wedsoot?
Iz on 1010wins.com unner “u cant maek diz up” (n prollee udder plazes)
4½ Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 4:00 am
Whadda raec! Whadda pardee! N so mannee different mounts! Der wuz lolnascar inna racecar, Maus onna hors, zauberflote onna flying karpet, JCH4K on fut, n LCB onna mountin. Hao abowt leeza-b n tribble? What were u guise racing wif?
Happee birfdai ebereebuddee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cweenmj April 25th, 2008 at 4:43 am
_wandering arownd in a dayz. Lukking at awl deh dekorayshunz.
_Nomming deh delishuz cake. Sampling deh refreshmentz.
_Patting Mausez immense horse & gibbing himz a suger cube.
_Spillz drink on deh majikle carpet.
_Lukz arownd adn hopez nobuddy notisses. Wipez it up wif corner uv sleeve.
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It wuz truulee specticlakular!!!!!
I b amazed at it awl. Conga ratz 4 awl 7 uv deh winnerz!!!
A 7 way ty b most awesum.
Happee birfday 2 deh birfday peepz!!
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Hey MJ! Conga rats to you too! Your blog has passed 2000 hits! Yaaaay!
cweenmj April 25th, 2008 at 5:04 am
Oh rlly? I must 2 go checking it l8r. Rite noaw I b catching up on awl uv
deh cheezpeepz. U luuked smashing on Petunia, I must say.
Espeshullee wen u randed arownd teh mountain!!
I neber sawing a Clydsedale moving so fastlee.
_gibs Petunia a caret: ^
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Fanks. I’ll gives Petunia sum shugger cyoobs: □ □ □
Cat-i April 25th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Awwww kitteh, dontcha wurry! We all be gibin u teh biggest suprice partee ever! U B tinking “bah nobuddy lieks meh” but in a few minets yo’ll B all “yay! evrebuddee lieks meh!”. You can has a secred _whispers_ I’ll bring yoo teh biggest pressie yoo has ever seen - and yoo lieks it too, I know!
Moppel April 25th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Meanest capshun eva!!!!!!!!
zauberflote April 25th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Mopple, ti wud seem so, but there wuz akshullee a ulteryor motive– teh big Cheez an Tofu gnew wii wuz plannin a birfday partee fur 3 cheezfrenz, an sew dey posted teh pic of teh kitteh teh wun minute before all teh cheexfrenz showd up! Iz berree sad picshur, but one minnit laeter, teh behbeh kitteh is sew berree happeetayle frum all teh frenz comin at onse!
Moppel April 25th, 2008 at 5:51 am
Well, thatz somewhut consolin, thx for xplain.
li April 25th, 2008 at 4:16 am
I crieded
now i has a sad!
Kimbalena April 25th, 2008 at 4:19 am
Poor kitteh! I know wha it’s like 2 has a birfday durin teh summezr tew!
D.R. April 25th, 2008 at 4:28 am
I party wif u, kat! An I’z bringin de cheezburgers!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Hey everboddie! Whyle wii benn havin a partay ober heer, da goggies on IHASAHOTDOG stoleded awl da cheezburgers!!
kitsunerina April 25th, 2008 at 5:28 am
dey did WHUT?!!!!!!
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kwik! we must storm teh kassle an get bak ower cheezburgers!
whuze wif me?!
Tribble April 25th, 2008 at 5:38 am
clip clop, clip clop Wii cood getz Sir Robbin tu halp! Or da nitez who sai “NI”! Or da blak nite!
Maus April 25th, 2008 at 5:44 am
You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-nnnnnnnniggits!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs April 25th, 2008 at 5:51 am
OK!! Ai wont speeek - but ai WiLL LOL!!!